"Hey, what do you call me?" Zhang Shan's face was frosty, and she finally couldn't help it: "Forgot the agreement again, huh?"

"Oh, Qingqing, please drink tea. I said in a small voice.

"I didn't hear it, be louder!"

"Comrade Qingqing, please drink tea. I had to amplify my voice and watch his parents react.

"Hahaha"! Aunt Lin laughed out loud first. "Baby, you can do it. ”

"Mom, he's disobedient. You've got to help me. The daughter snuggled up to her mother shyly.

"Shanshan, don't mess around. Her dad smiled and stopped.

"Hey, the leader is right!" I gestured as if I was holding up my teacup.

Haven't you heard?

Article 1: The leader is always right!

Article 2: If the leader is wrong, please refer to the first article.

The man took a sip: "Back to Ganshengjin, the throat rhyme is calm and far-reaching." I heard that when tea first arrived in foreign countries, foreigners poured out the tea juice after boiling, and then mixed the tea residue with salt and pepper and so on. ”

"Hahaha! Uncle is really a connoisseur!" I laughed, and Shanshan and her mother were so happy.

"But there is a foreigner who speaks the Chinese language very well and has a very long understanding of the culture of country C, who deceived everyone, entered the area where tea is planted in China, stole the tea planting technology of our country, and took away tea seeds, and a group of experienced tea farmers. You say it's not angry. However, in the past few years, I have been free to study some tea ceremonies. It's just that why don't you use a purple clay pot to soak it?"

"Uncle and aunt, the soup color of the old banzhang within 3 years is golden and bright, and after 3 years, the golden color begins to change to yellow and red", although I don't know much, but I remember Yang's explanation. "Using a glass can show the visual impact of tea, the so-called color, fragrance and taste. In addition, I'm talking nonsense, this superb large-leaf wild ancient tree tea itself has a strong mountain charm and unique fragrance, and the fragrance type seems to be between orchid fragrance and nectar fragrance. ”

I poured another cup for you, and then said, "The material of the purple clay pot will be the icing on the cake for some other teas, but it will backfire on the old banzhang, destroying the tea spirit of the king of Pu'er tea.

The bitterness of Lao Panzhang degrades quickly, and it turns sweet in about a minute, and the whole mouth and throat will feel sweet and moist after drinking Lao Panzhang, and it will be very long, if you don't eat any irritating food, this sweet feeling will last for several hours. This is tea gas. ”

"Hahaha, Xiao Liu, it seems that you still have a lot of research!

Uncle Zhang took another sip.

"There is a smooth mouth, one water, two tea, three and four are the essence, five and six are not bad, seven bubbles have aftertaste, eight have aftertaste, nine and ten still have aftertaste. But today we will do six ways, because you are the most honored guests. ”

"Xiao Liu can speak. Auntie was a little moved.

"Hey, Xiao Liu, I have been abroad for a long time, like Tieguanyin, Da Hong Pao, and I drink a lot of flower tea. This is the first time I drank this Pu'er tea, where did it come from?"

"In terms of administrative division, Laobanzhang belongs to one of the two villages under the jurisdiction of Banzhang Village Committee, Brown Township, Mengjiang County, Mengjiang County, Yunfeng Province, and Jinghai City is about 100 kilometers away. Red wine talks about wineries, Pu'er talks about mountains, and from the ancient tea horse road in history, the name of the mountain is used to define the specific taste of Pu'er tea. ”

I seriously introduce.

"I've heard of a Pu'er City, but I haven't heard of Mengxi Prefecture!"

Look, my uncle lives abroad and still cares about the country.

"It's hard to say, let me give you an example. I said softly: "There is a Lugu Lake at the junction of Tianfu and Yunding. 2/3 of the main lake and the connected sea of grass belong to Luguhu Township in Tianfu Province, and 1/3 of the main lake belongs to Yongning Township in Yunding Province. However, people developed it earlier, so many tourists think that Lugu Lake is on the top of the clouds. It is indeed picturesque, and the Mosuo people in Lugu Lake still retain the custom of marriage in which men do not marry and women do not marry. ”

"Pu'er has a lot of propaganda, so people don't know about Mengxi, right?"

Honey, you're going to answer it!

"That's right!" I looked appreciatively at Zhang Shan, who looked like a hostess, and walked around naturally, grabbing Zhang Shan, who was pouring tea and handing the paper, and then said, "Uncle, your way of drinking tea is wrong. ”

"Oh, after decades of tea, it's the first time someone has said I'm a layman! Uncle Zhang half-truths and half-truths.

"yes, my dad also has 1 ballot. Xiao Ni was anxious: "Junjun, what are you doing?"

"It's okay, I have a point. I said with a little ink on my chest: "The tea produced by Lao Banzhang has a heavy, strong, and domineering taste, and the first drink is like a great man, with strong wind and bones, and strong momentum, and the aftertaste is rigid and soft."

The tea of the old banzhang is undoubtedly a veritable "bold school" in the tea, therefore, drinking the tea of the old banzhang, the same as singing the words of Dongpo, should not be a small bowl, nor can you just throw a little tea, but should use a rough big teapot and pour it with boiling water, so as not to wronged the old banzhang, so that it can stretch its mind to the fullest, give full play to its kingly spirit, we can really drink out of the feeling, drink out of the bold momentum. ”

"Hahaha, that makes sense! It has subverted my habit of drinking tea in small sips", Uncle Zhang also showed pride, "Okay! Just drink it the way you say." Xiao Liu is good, insightful, and courageous. ”

"Thank you Uncle Zhang for the compliment!" I immediately proposed to send some Lao Banzhang to my uncle and aunt, and said its efficacy: "Uncle and aunt, Lao Banzhang ancient tree tea can lower lipids, lose weight, lower blood pressure, and resist arteriosclerosis. Dr. Emil Carrobi, director of clinical teaching at St. Anthony's School of Medicine in the country of Faguo, has made a certificate that it also has anti-cancer and anti-cancer effects, which are the research results of professors Liang Mingda and Hu Meiying for more than 10 years. ”

"Is it so magical?" Aunt Lin was interested.

"Yes, not only that", I continued: "At the right concentration, drinking peaceful Pu'er tea does not irritate the stomach and intestines, and the viscous, smooth and mellow Pu'er tea enters the human stomach and intestines to form a membrane attached to the stomach, which produces a beneficial protective layer for the stomach, and long-term drinking of Pu'er tea can play a role in nourishing and protecting the stomach." As for healthy teeth and tooth protection, anti-inflammatory, sterilization, and dysentery, it is nothing. ”

Finally, I sold a guanzi and said: "The catechins in tea have an anti-aging effect, and the total amount of catechins contained in Yunding large-leaf tea is higher than that of other tea varieties, and the anti-aging effect is better than that of other teas." At the same time, in the process of processing Pu'er tea, macromolecular polysaccharides are transformed into a large number of new soluble monosaccharides and oligosaccharides, and vitamin C is multiplied, which plays an important role in improving the function of the human immune system, and plays a role in maintaining health and prolonging life. ”

"Ah, Lao Zhang, Allah is tempted. Aunt Lin's eyes were full of happy longing.

It is a woman's nature to love beauty, but time is a pig-killing knife.

If you want to be beautiful, you have to stay young forever, right? Therefore, beauty and whitening products have sprung up and swept our blue planet.

"I'll send you some raw and cooked tea later, drink raw tea in the morning, and ripe tea in the afternoon. I said to Zhang Shan: "Just remember that to wake up the tea three months to half a year in advance, that is, take out the tea leaves and put them in the jar to avoid the sun and peculiar smell." ”

"Okay. Aunt Lin agreed, her gratitude overflowing.

People haven't enjoyed anything, but as long as you can nourish your face and whiten, you just give her a few dollars of soap, and she will be grateful to you. The nature of a beautiful woman is also.

After drinking 6 bubbles, I skillfully used the fruit knife, and the action of peeling the apple mango flower in a few seconds also attracted the amazement of my girlfriend.

"Junjun, how did you do it? so fast, and you still keep peeling", she looked admiring and adoring.

"Hehe, when I was in the bank, I was idle and learned from an old brother. ”

The tall and slender forty-year-old old Duan who always likes to hum "My youth bird will never come back" (her mother is from the East China Sea and went south with the army) comes to mind.

"Oh, I don't know how many other tricks you have?"

A woman in love has an IQ of 0, I don't know if this is true?

"Let's take our time." I often said humbly.

Then, I affectionately recounted that I came from Fuxing Town, Tianfu Province, that ancient big family. His father is a civil servant, his mother is the treasurer of the power supply bureau, he has two younger brothers, and he is divorced.

After I briefly introduced my situation, Zhang Shan's parents did not express their position.

"It's just that the house is a little smaller", Aunt Lin finally said (Zhang Shan didn't let me say that it was rented).

Uncle Zhang was very open-minded: "Isn't there still time on the waterfront! Besides, we are not often in the country, and the army can still help us take care of Shanshan, right?"

I suddenly realized why the "Heaven" I sang in Donghai Song City that day resonated so strongly with Zhang Shan. In fact, like me, she also longs for a warm home!

Before leaving, the inspection team did not reach a conclusion, but Aunt Lin said: "Our family Shanshan is a little willful, you should be more tolerant." ”

This sentence has a long aftertaste.

When sending the delegation downstairs, Uncle Zhang asked me with a smile: "You are very familiar with the security guard!"

"Hehe, I can't talk about it, it's just a smoker. Every time I go in and out of the community, I give him a cigarette and say a few pleasantries. I said modestly.

"I don't think that person is simple! I am not shocked by the humiliation, I am prosperous, and I am sophisticated and decisive!" Uncle Zhang actually used so many idioms to praise an inconspicuous Uncle Liu.

"Junjun, do you have an air-raid shelter or sewer in your community leading to the other side of the river?" I was still wondering what Uncle Zhang meant, and Shanshan asked coldly.

"Oh, I didn't pay attention. What's wrong?" both beauties asked the same question today.

"It's nothing, it's just that when we came, I drove around the corner of the bridge, and on the other side of the river in your neighborhood, my dad found someone crawling out of a hole on the side of the road. Shanshan was a little confused.

"No way! The small river next to our neighborhood is very dirty and muddy, who would swim there?"

"That's what happened!" Uncle Zhang added, "Those people still have mud on their faces, hands, and bodies. ”

"Hehehe, Lao Zhang, people may be workers who repair sewers. Aunt Lin explained with a smile.

"Makes sense!" I agreed, but for a moment the sludge on Uncle Liu's face was replayed, and it was definitely not the dust of his own justification.

I fell in love, and I didn't think much about it that day.

The world is unpredictable, and this is the biggest and longest foreshadowing in my life, and it has nothing to do with the "empty shouting" of the writer who faithfully recorded it.