After running around the village with Miao Suisui on his back, Zhang Dong returned to the courtyard of Miao's father's house again, and the following was to worship and get married.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

"Second worship high hall!"

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

After worshipping the hall, it is to toast the older elders, to be honest, there are really many relatives in the Miao Suisui family, if it weren't for Zhang Dongqian's cup, he really couldn't cope with it.

After toasting the elders, Miao Suisui was already so drunk that her face was red, and it became a problem to walk, which was the result of Zhang Dong drinking most of the wine alone. Looking at Miao Suisui like this, Zhang Dong didn't care about toasting, so he hurriedly brought Miao Suisui to the room and put her on the bed to cover the quilt. And Zhang Dong continued to come out to deal with these relatives.

After the toast, the second elder was fed, and the bride and groom wanted to feed the second elder the first bite of food, but Miao Suisui was already drunk, so Zhang Dong could only feed it alone.

After feeding, the banquet officially began, the guests were happily enjoying the delicious food on the table, and there was no time to care about the bride and groom, Zhang Dong breathed a sigh of relief and returned to the room.

Miao Suisui was already asleep at this time, and Zhang Dong sat next to her and stroked her little face, his eyes full of love. At this moment, Miao Suisui suddenly opened her eyes, then closed them again, and said vaguely: "Husband... Husband, pour me a glass of water. ”

Zhang Dong smiled slightly, got up and poured water, then helped Miao Suisui up and carefully fed the water into her mouth.

After drinking the water, Miao Suisui directly hugged Zhang Dong and kissed him. Zhang Dong was taken aback by this chick, and hurriedly pulled her away and said, "Baby, you sleep for a while, there are so many people outside, what will we do when these people are gone, don't worry." ”

As a result, Miao Suisui fell asleep on the bed again, ignoring Zhang Dong at all.

Zhang Dong was stunned for a moment, shook his head helplessly, and sat on the bed to cultivate.

......

The second dog and a few of his own dogs came to the house, and they drank heavily, and they drank for almost an hour, and they were all drunk. Among them, Ergou drank the most, and he was the happiest today, because soon after, Miao Suisui would be his Ergou's person.

While lewd in my heart, I drank alcohol, and suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate, so I staggered into the toilet.

As he expertly unbuttoned his pants and was about to pull out the birdie, he suddenly found that there was nothing underneath him. Ergou thought he was drunk, so he slapped himself hard.

After pumping himself, Ergou looked at his lower body again, but there was still nothing. Suddenly, Ergou was completely drunk, a cold wind blew outside the window, and a few hairs of Ergou flew with the wind.

"Ahh

Hearing Ergou's shouting, Erdan and the others hurriedly ran into the toilet and asked nervously, "Brother Ergou, what's wrong with you?"

"Second egg... I... I've become a eunuch!" Ergou said sadly, tears falling from his eyes.

"Ah, how could this be, didn't you put that Gu worm into Zhang Dong's body? Why did you get hit?" Erdan looked at Ergou's empty lower body and said in surprise.

"How do I know, I obviously put the Gu worm into Zhang Dong's body, but... Why is this happening! Oh my God!" Ergou lay on the ground and cried, he Ergou was already twenty years old, and he had never even held the girl's hand!

"Brother Ergou, don't cry first, I guess this must have been done by Miao Suisui's little girl, don't worry, we will definitely avenge you!" Erdan said fiercely.

"What's the use of revenge, I'm like this, how will I live in the future?" Ergou said sadly, now he wants to die.

"Brother Ergou, don't be so pessimistic, we have to think about the good! Isn't it YN next to us? When the time comes, let's scrape together some money and go to YN for an operation. I heard that those shemales are making money, and with your conditions, you think you are better than them, and you may become a millionaire in a few years!" said Erdan excitedly.

"What are you talking about? Why don't you go if you want to have surgery? Lao Tzu is a man, you let me be a shemale?" Ergou kicked Erdan and said angrily.

"Brother dog, look at what you said, do you know that you are discriminating against you, what's wrong with shemales, as long as you can make money, you are all good demons! Not to mention that after surgery, your chest can grow two of that, although you can't touch a woman at that time, but isn't it also very enjoyable to touch yourself?" Erdan said evilly, "Besides, on your terms, two more big balls, enter the women's toilet, who else dares to say that you are in the women's bathhouse?"

When Ergou heard this, it seemed that this was the case! He immediately became excited, and said, "Eh, what you kid said is quite reasonable, so won't I be able to live in a thousand flowers? What beauty doesn't have it? I still care about her seedlings? So I have to thank her?"

"But isn't it? Brother Ergou, I think, we will act in the evening, first kill Miao Suisui and Zhang Dong and the two adulterers*, and then we will run away to YN, isn't Zhang Dong rich?

"Don't worry! As long as you have a bite to eat, you will definitely not be hungry! Brothers, we will definitely be able to make a career in YN!" Ergou said waving his fist.

"Yes, it's right to follow Brother Dog!" Erdan also chimed in.

Although those little brothers don't want to leave their hometown and follow Ergou to YN, they can't help it at the moment, Ergou is already going to kill Zhang Dong, what if he is unhappy and kills himself?

"Hmph, Zhang Dong, Miao Suisui, I will definitely not let the two of you have a good time, Erdan, let's think about killing them, we must not let Zhang Dong find out, otherwise the matter will be revealed!" Ergou said mysteriously.

"Don't worry, Brother Ergou, I've thought about it! You think, tonight is the night of candles in their cave room, they must be dry firewood, just one point! People are on the lowest level of precaution when doing this kind of thing, we can take this opportunity to sneak into Daddy Miao's house and let Gu worms go in and kill them. Maybe when the time comes, the seedlings will die, and we will still be able to get hot. Erdan said with a smile.

As soon as they heard Erdan's words, those unwilling little brothers hurriedly cheered up, Miao Suisui is the goddess they grew up with, but they didn't dare to make a mistake with the existence of Ergou, in fact, they didn't know how many times they had been obsessed in their hearts. Now that Ergou has become like this, if he can kill Miao Suisui and take advantage of the heat, he will naturally cheapen them.

Therefore, these little brothers hurriedly said that they wanted to follow Ergou, which made Ergou very happy.