Today is the day of Zhang Dong and Miao Suisui's wedding, everyone in the village is very happy, but there is one person outside the column, this person is Ergou, he has liked Miao Suisui for many years, but he didn't expect Miao Suisui to finally marry an outsider!

"Brother Ergou, I don't think you should be angry, there are so many girls in our village, isn't she Miao Suisui more beautiful, with bigger breasts, a hotter body, and a little gentle? Ergou's most faithful dog-legged Erdan said.

"You know what a fart, can you handle those in our village? Compared to Miao Suisui, they are simply a heaven and an earth! No matter what, I don't think it's better to let Zhang Dong have a good time, Miao Suisui is mine!" Ergou looked at the festive village and said angrily.

"But Brother Ergou, we can't beat him, he also brought a helper, what should I do?" Erdan asked worriedly, he was beaten by Zhang Dong that day, and Zhang Donglai trembled when it sounded at this time.

"Look at your little bit of talent, don't you forget what is the greatest ability of our Miao people?" said Ergou with a slight smile.

"Do you mean to go to Gu? Brother Ergou, I think you should not think about it, Miao Suisui is a master of Gu poison, and the old village chief is the number one master of Gu in our village, as far as your three-legged cat is concerned, forget it!" Erdan pouted and said, not believing in Ergou's ability at all.

"Yes, my skills are indeed inferior to them, but don't forget that there is a Gu that can eat the male little brother, and even if she Miao Suisui and Miao Daddy are powerful, they can't find out at the first time, and when they find out, Zhang Dong's little brother is gone. I can't do it, Daddy Miao will marry his daughter to someone who doesn't even have a little brother!" Ergou said sinisterly, a wicked smile appeared on his face.

"Brother Ergou, Gao! But with so many people watching, how are we going to give Zhang Dong a Gu?" Erdan asked with a frown.

"Don't worry, the people of Benshan have their own tricks, they are now robbing relatives, let's go and join in the fun!" Ergou smiled and walked towards the village.

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"Captain, I think you should obediently hand over your sister-in-law to us, otherwise we will do it!" Xiao Luo said with a smile, according to the rules, the groom can only run away and cannot fight back, so Xiao Luo doesn't have to be afraid of Zhang Dong now.

Zhang Dong smiled slightly, beckoned to Xiao Luo, and when Xiao Luo rushed over with the young people, Zhang Dong jumped up and jumped behind them with Xiao Luo's head.

Xiao Luo was stunned, he didn't expect Zhang Dong to be so powerful with a bride on his back, and the girls standing in the courtyard burst into bursts of applause, and their souls had already been hooked away by Zhang Dong's handsomeness.

"Hey, hey, bye!" Zhang Dong smiled, turned around and ran.

Xiao Luo hurriedly led people to chase Zhang Dong, if so many people let Zhang Dong run away, it would be a big mess.

Miao Suisui hugged Zhang Dong's neck tightly throughout the whole process, and the natural perfume smell on her body made Zhang Dong feel relaxed and happy after smelling it. Their Miao perfume is made of a special herb, which is pure natural and pollution-free, and Zhang Dong thinks it is much better than those Chanel.

Just as Zhang Dong was about to run to the entrance of the village, the road ahead was suddenly blocked by Ergou with a few second-rate people.

When he saw Ergou Zhang Dong, he felt that there was nothing good, and asked coldly: "Ergou, what do you want to do?

"Eh, Zhang Dong, don't get me wrong, according to custom, all men in the village can rob relatives. I'm also a member of the village, so of course I'm here to rob you!" said Ergou with a smile, and a small worm as thin as a hair was wriggling in his clenched fist.

"Hmph, I hope so, if you dare to play any tricks, don't blame me for being rude to you!" Zhang Dong said coldly.

"Of course not, we're just here to grab a kiss, join in the fun, brothers!" Ergou waved his hand, and Ergou hurriedly rushed towards Zhang Dong.

However, Zhang Dong jumped over the two dogs again and came to the two dogs.

Ergou smiled slightly, pretending to rush towards Zhang Dong, but he fell in front of Zhang Dong, and at the same time he released his clenched fist, and the little worm quickly burrowed into Zhang Dong's trouser legs.

Zhang Dong felt it when the insect touched his skin, but the insect couldn't get into Zhang Dong's skin anyway, because Zhang Dong's skin was covered with a layer of invisible true qi.

Zhang Dong sneered, this grandson is playing tricks on himself! Since this is the case, then I will treat others in the same way as others. Thinking of this, Zhang Dong's true qi shook slightly, and the little worm was shocked back to Ergou.

However, Ergou was unaware of it, and was still immersed in the joy of the successful conspiracy. Miao Suisui's Gu technique is not ordinary, although she didn't see Ergou's attack, but she saw it when the worm returned to Ergou's body again. It is absolutely impossible for Zhang Dong to perform Gu magic, so this insect doesn't need to think about it to know that it was put by Ergou.

Miao Suisui's fire came up all of a sudden, and just as she wanted to speak, Zhang Dong hurriedly pinched her ass and glanced at her. After understanding what Zhang Dong meant, Miao Suisui smiled knowingly and glanced at Ergou sympathetically.

Although Zhang Dong didn't know what the little bug was for, it didn't seem to be a good thing, so he pretended not to know anything, and hurriedly bypassed the second dog and ran towards the outside of the village.

Ergou got up from the ground and patted the dust off his body. "How is it, Brother Ergou, have you succeeded?" Erdan hurriedly ran over and asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, how can I not succeed when my second dog goes out? In less than an hour, the grandson will become a eunuch, hahaha! Let's go, go to my house, let's have a drink first, and then come to see the show." The second dog laughed and walked towards his house with a few doglegs.

"Do you know what kind of Gu Ergou gave you just now?" asked Miao Suisui after leaving the village.

"I don't know, but I guess it must be a very poisonous Gu, right?" Zhang Dong shook his head and said.

"That's right, this kind of Gu can't be detected at all if you don't probe carefully, it will eat the male genitals within an hour, and the victim won't notice it in the slightest. Miao Suisui nodded and said.

Zhang Dong suddenly felt a chill in his lower body, this second dog is too poisonous, fortunately, he has a cultivator, and the surface of his body is protected by true qi, otherwise he would really be in his way.

But this time the second dog is miserable, I'm afraid he is really going to become a eunuch, as soon as he thinks of this, Zhang Dong feels funny, I don't know if he will be so angry that he will die when he takes off his pants and finds that he is missing something?

"But I'm curious, how did you manage to get that Gu worm back into Ergou's body?" Miao Suisui asked suspiciously.

"Because I'm a cultivator, it's impossible for him to want to put a Gu on me, as long as anything wants to touch my skin, I can detect it, even if it's a single hair. Zhang Dong said with a smile, "As for getting the worm back into his body, it's just a matter of moving his fingers." ”