Chapter 9 Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, it's cool!

I'm a little bird.

I want to fly, I want to fly, but I can't fly high!

I searched, and searched for a warm embrace.

Is that too much to ask?

Early the next morning, I left Gentle Township with sleepy eyes.

Serve the renminbi, right?" I thought to myself. A deep disgust began with this kind of Saturday work without overtime pay.

I worked that day, and after guiding the accounting of the accounting of the accounting department of the finance department, I came to the workshop again. Being with my co-workers was my greatest comfort at that time, and it was also the best place to pass the time.

On that day, I planned to observe and analyze the operating costs of more than 10 kinds of products that had been compiled again, and use a month to promote and calculate the correct cost of all more than 300 products, and form an automatic calculation of the table link.

With a salary, you have to be worthy of it! Don't complain unless you have a better place to go! Keep your feet on the ground. In our world, it is not said that "there is always a return for paying", but there is definitely no return if you don't pay!

After lunch, it was supposed to be an hour's rest, and the matter came.

The water manager kindly called me into her large office, took out an envelope, and pushed it in front of me thickly, "The factory director told me to give it to you", she continued: "The factory director said that the 2,000 yuan is your hard work, I hope you can calculate the cost of the remaining products using the activity costing method, and send me the calculation formula and table earlier." ”

To be honest, I was ready to hand over all the results to the manager. After all, it was she who saved me when I was cornered and my dignity was about to be lost.

But after my girlfriend came, I thought of my charming lover. I thought if I could stop working overtime every day, go home early every day, cook for her, and go crazy with her!

The body of youth always has an inexhaustible source of energy! If you don't let it be consumed, something will happen if you hold it in!

And it happened to be Haixiang's birthday, and I wanted to celebrate her.

"Well, I can't be the master!" said the water manager, who had a smile that was more ugly than crying, and replaced it with a programmed face.

"Then I'll go to the factory director!" I suddenly lost my temper.

"Hehe, please!"

I couldn't hear the sarcasm and sarcasm of the manager behind the door, so I held my head high, held my chest high, and strode towards the factory director's office!

For the sake of happiness, for the sake of the wife and children, take a gamble!

"In principle, I have no objection. The factory director is still smiling.

On that day, I discovered a pattern: the factory director's smile actually conformed to Newton's law of inertia!

As long as there is no external force, the smile will always last, even if the laughter has long since stopped. Years later, I met a doctor friend who told me it was called facial muscle syndrome.

I'm a mother! It's a sickness!

Just when I was careful and happy, I always wanted to break free from the gravitational pull of my chest and jump out, and see this world that is neither happy nor sad, neither dark nor dark, neither black nor white.

"But!" In my profound culture of country C, this is what I am most afraid of!

The director stood up, staring into the distance outside the glass window, thinking about how to bring this hybrid factory of OEM processing into the world's top 500 with aristocratic blood?

"You have to ask your manager, and if she agrees, I have no problem. Also, please report the product cost calculation results and formulas to your manager as soon as possible", and at the end, patted me on the shoulder, "Xiao Liu, do a good job!" ”

"Do your best. "I said with a long mountain and a long water, and the clouds and the wind were light.

Maybe it was because of the ridicule of Haixiang, or maybe it was because of too much indifference in the past few months, the Han Dynasty was persevering, courageous, and committed a strong man, although the majesty of the far away will be punished, suddenly returned.

When I returned to the office, I immediately clicked on the 51job website and selectively submitted a few resumes.

According to the advice of my seniors in the workplace, I described how splendid and large-scale this foreign company is, and it seems that if it coughs, the market in Nut Country and Xizhou will be hospitalized for infusion!

In this company where people dance together, I proudly stand in the first layer of the pillar closest to the top of the pyramid, and together with the company's four protectors (the manager is, I am a small supervisor, not qualified), the ghost of the Gongwei company knows if there is a bright sky!

As for the monthly salary requirement, I said (unusually) modestly: Now, I am already 8,000 (in fact, only 5,000), and if I have to add a number, I hope it is: 10,000 yuan!

Hey, why is it so similar to the lines of Stephen Chow's absurd drama "Journey to the West" a few years later?

The reason for the resignation is not that the salary is low, nor that there are no development prospects, not to mention that the factory is about to close down (the new owner will associate it, did you kid collapse the company?), this is a taboo in the workplace!

I said weakly: It is too far away from home (in fact, it is only 50 minutes), which is not conducive to better serving the limited energy to the infinite development of the company!

At 6 o'clock that night, I was still worried despite the praise of a few children behind Liming, and I was deaf to the water manager's smashing of the table and screaming. Walked out of the factory in a daze.

"Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, it's cool, it's a good board! Lao Tzu won't go to work tomorrow, I'll be lazy if I want to be lazy!" I said viciously to the factory door.

In the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, a song is flowing comfortingly:

Boss, boss, please give me a smile;

Boss, boss, please give me a little warmth.

Today happens to be my birthday,

I really don't want to work overtime tonight!

There's a girl waiting for me,

Go lingering in the cinema.

Boss, boss, please give me a smile;

Boss, boss, please give me a little warmth.

I've been working for you for three years,

I don't know how much money I made for you.

The assembly line has flowed away from me,

How much youth and hot sweat!

The afterglow of the setting sun shines on the treetops on both sides of the road, and it feels like a golden light. Sitting on the bus, after looking at the familiar scenery for a while, I quickly asked Zhou Gong for advice.

In the evening, after cooking a few good dishes, I held a candlelit dinner for the sea.

When the cake was placed on the table, the lights went out, and the candles were lit, looking at my lover who was full of contentment, I felt that the long-lost taste of home was back.

However, Haixiang quickly recovered from the initial moment, "You, why don't you have the money to pay these empty heads, I'd rather you replace these with 1/100 of a diamond." ”

"But that's the only thing I can do for you, who is poor at the moment. "I felt a little guilty.

"Poverty, that's caused by your own lack of effort!" Hai Xiang pointed at me and said, "Tell me, how poor is your family?"

"Hehe, don't stop me from drinking the northwest wind. My hand shook in front of her eyes and said softly.

"Hehehe, poor mouth!" Haixiang grinned, as if he was not angry.

After washing the dishes, Haixiang and I leaned back on the sofa and chatted, talking about the broken things in the factory. Of course, the scumbags and grovelling that tarnished the tall and majestic image of the buddy are automatically filtered.

It's not easy for a big man to do, lie down and touch his sorrow by himself, and let him have a bumpy road!

When I get home, I will never bring negative emotions to my lover and children. I'll just bring back sunshine, flowers, oh yes, and more importantly, good food!

"I'll go find a job tomorrow too. "When I handed over the 2,000 yuan to Haixiang, she kissed my face while counting happily.

"It's okay, there's no hurry. "I put it mildly, in fact, I still have a lot of confidence in my heart.

Three months' salary is paid off for the small pipe and for the ex-wife, and then set aside the rent for the next quarter, and the average monthly expenditure is a pitiful 1,000 yuan.

The $2,000 windfall, I wanted to hide it in case I needed it. But when I think my girlfriend has come all the way to join me, I have to give her some free money, buy some clothes, cosmetics and so on.

Hey, money is not everything, but without money, it is absolutely impossible!

When I went to work on Monday, I was criticized by the factory and the finance department, saying that my organized and undisciplined behavior of leaving work early (it seems to be 6 o'clock on time?) seriously hurt the hearts of the majority of cadres and workers who love the factory like home.

It is a highly irresponsible performance of the global manufacturing cause of human beings, and it was decided to cancel this year's year-end award (500 yuan below the supervisor) and the selection of advanced qualifications (a dozen micro electron tubes produced by the factory, useless? The probationary period was extended by one month.

In order to pay off the borrowed rent, buddy, you have to bear with it, because the world doesn't care about your self-esteem, only about your achievements, and then emphasize your feelings.

Every morning, I wake up at half past six. After washing, I had to run a few steps to catch the 6:50 bus. More than 50 minutes later, stepping on the hour, panting, hoarfrost, to attend the morning meeting at 8 o'clock.

In the winter of the East China Sea, in the early morning, the cold wind blowing from the vast Pacific Ocean is like an ice blade, trying to cut deep into every bone in your body.

A few little stars I know greet me with a wink in the sky, and when I'm in a good mood, I answer politely.

Chang Jiaban, the director of the factory, taught us: "Today, it is the turn of the water manager of the four protectors to take the oath, and she twists her waist on the stage. Oh, it seems that if you change jobs in the future, you have to ask the name of the company's leaders first, otherwise the tragedy will have to repeat itself.

"Work hard, work overtime, be glorious, be guided by the factory manager, and rush (until I left this factory, I didn't know that they were roaring bravely every day)!"

One day, I think back and wonder if this was the germ of a pyramid scheme that later swept the country but was eventually banned.

Then, there were the speeches of the four Dharma protectors (managers) in turn, and they sang and talked nonsense impassionedly. I just happened to make up for the drowsiness, no matter what they said, whether they said it or not, I nodded frequently, expressing deep approval and respect.

In the evening, the manager of the Little Star Night Club, whom I was familiar with, escorted me all the way back to my lover's side. At first, Haixiang insisted on waiting for me, but later I heard that lack of sleep was the enemy of women, so he didn't care about me anymore.

I felt very guilty, so I spent 50 yuan to buy a camp bed and set it up in the small study.

Every day, like a devil entering the village, he sleeps quietly. It's 11:50 when I get home, and sometimes I have to make the next day's dishes, three dishes and one soup for petty bourgeoisie. In this way, dear Haixiang will not be smoked into a yellow-faced woman.

The application for Haixiang was not smooth. She originally studied Chinese in college, did not want to be a teacher, and could not win the Nobel Prize in Literature, so she stumbled. Later, I learned a little bit of computer maintenance and started the work of network management.

At that time, the salary of the network administrator was not high, and Haixiang was very stubborn, and the interview was not in progress.

Just when I felt the most gloomy and tired days, one Sunday, Haixiang suddenly said to me affectionately and very gently (under normal circumstances, there is a request for me): "Labor (yes, that's how I understand my husband), you said that I went abroad to learn something, okay?"

"It's good, but what do you want to learn?" My father said that I was soft-hearted and belonged to Tang Seng, and I had not yet solved the problem of food and clothing, but I agreed first. According to your character of walking the talk, how much suffering awaits you in the future?

My dad felt sorry for me, and my mom felt the most indebted to me. Because I was born in the late 60s, when it was the hardest time, not to mention meat, brown rice was still accompanied by birch bark. Growing up, whenever I heard or saw a birch forest, my stomach would cramp and there was no beauty at all.

"You support me, you're so good!" Haixiang was like a little girl, hugging me and gnawing.

"I want to review my English first and take the TOEFL test", Haixiang said with great interest, "I will choose a major when I go to the nut country." The infinite longing in her eyes seems to have become a Jianguo girl.

"However, I have only one question: will you come back?" I think three years is a very short time, and I should be able to meet her soon after completing her studies, and it will not be too late to get married at that time.

"Let's talk about it. Haixiang shook my hand and added: "Either I will get you out and we will build the country together, or I will come back." Don't worry, I'm afraid you don't want me. Haixiang chattered endlessly, saying that she had a bad temper, and I was the only one who spoiled her like a treasure.

"Can you pass the test?" I know she speaks only slightly better than mine.

"Don't worry!" Haixiang said with everything under control: "I have contacted a foreigner, I teach him Chinese, and he teaches me English." ”

"Okay, from today onwards, you can review well. "I'm exhausted by my work, my IQ and EQ have both dropped, and what I don't know is that I've lured the wolf into the room!

Time did not speed up because of my exhaustion, and during that time, I deeply understood the greatness of Einstein: the theory of relativity!

He also gave an example: when you talk to a lovely girl over coffee, you feel that time flies quickly, but if you work 14 hours a day in Liu Dajun's factory, with only Sundays off, you feel that time flies slowly. Right?My army brother (listen to the accent, my brother is also from the nut country, what state is referred to as Texas (Qilu)?)!

I adore you so much!