The toilet plug was frantically stabbed into the black man's chrysanthemum 'flower', and suddenly there was a blur of blood and flesh, and there was a wailing and screaming in the room.

"Who's making trouble!"

The police outside the 'door' shouted, and the 'door' was about to be opened.

If the police knew that they were making trouble and beating people in the number, I am afraid that things would be even worse.

Lu Yifan didn't say a word, flipped the black man over, and punched him hard at the bridge of his nose.

In an instant, nosebleeds spurted all over the ground.

With the blood on his hands, Lu Yifan was not dirty, and frantically wiped it on his body and face.

When the police came in, they saw Lu Yifan lying on the ground, covered in blood and full of horror.

The "weak" Lu Yifan seemed to be greatly frightened, crawled in front of the police, and did not let go of his big 'legs'.

"Policeman, save me! They ...... They abused me...... Woowoo woo ......"

The policeman glanced at him and said fiercely: "You group of people know how to bully newcomers! Don't let me see this situation happen again!"

With that, the iron door slammed shut again.

Lu Yifan got up from the ground, looked at a group of stunned scumbags, and smiled maliciously.

The prisoners were shocked.

This boy is clearly pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

Not only did he cripple people, but the police thought they were abusing him!

What the hell is this new kid, it's just an old oilman in prison!

Jiao Tao got up from the 'bed', spat on the ground, and shouted viciously: "It's all for Lao Tzu!

Jiao Tao is the boss in this cell, there are people to take care of him, and other prisoners are obedient to him, don't look at Lu Yifan who came in and beat one of them, but this number is not uncommon.

Just relying on brute force to want to fight with the whole number of people?

That's a dead end!

Last time, there was a condemned prisoner, temporarily detained here, relying on his own skills, disobeying Jiao Tao's discipline, but he fell asleep in the middle of the night and was tied up by five 'flowers' and a chrysanthemum 'flower' broke, and finally he was humiliated and committed suicide.

What's more, Lu Yifan is an ordinary student, and he doesn't even have a little background, who would be afraid of him?

The prisoners picked up the weapons they had secretly polished, such as sharpened toothbrushes, chopsticks, iron sheets, etc., and approached Lu Yifan with murderous spirit.

Lu Yifan smiled slightly.

Inexplicably, he was caught in, and he hasn't had a place to vent this evil fire!

Ya actually dared to come to the 'door' to find a beating!

If I don't clean you up today, he won't be surnamed Lu!

The next moment, the ghosts in the detention center cried wolf howls, the sound shook everywhere, and the howls like killing pigs came and went, I didn't know if I thought this was a slaughterhouse!

The sound pierced through several layers of walls and was heard outside.

The police outside were afraid of their lives, so they hurriedly rushed in with batons.

As soon as they entered the 'door', they were stunned by what they saw.

I saw Lu Yifan lying comfortably on the Chase bunk alone, commanding and reprimanding the bottom row of prisoners.

Those prisoners all had blue noses and swollen faces, and some of them seemed to have their 'legs' and feet broken off, but they didn't dare to say anything, so they knelt there and let Lu Yifan scold there.

"What's the situation with you?" asked the policeman, dumbfounded.

"Officer, their 'legs' and feet are uncomfortable, and they have to kneel on the ground, and I can't persuade them. Lu Yifan said with a smile, and glared at Jiao Tao fiercely after speaking.

Jiao Tao, who didn't know his own mother who was beaten, nodded wildly, and barely squeezed out a smile and said: "Yes, yes, we cheap bones, our knees itch if we don't kneel for a day, and it's uncomfortable." ”

The other prisoners nodded in agreement.

There was no way, the police could only warn two sentences and left.

"You all sleep on the ground tonight, whoever wants to dare to touch this 'bed', be careful that Lao Tzu breaks his dog's 'legs'! Oh, of course, if anyone wants to sneak up on me while I am sleeping at night, I am also very welcome. ”

After speaking, Lu Yifan lay down on the 'bed' with a big grin and fell asleep.

This Chase Shop, which can sleep 20 people, was occupied by Lu Yifan horizontally.

However, no one below dared to go up.

Lu Yifan's skills just now, he is simply not human!

He punched Jiao Tao, who was known as having the power of a thousand catties, into the air.

Everyone looked at the sleeping Lu Yifan, and glanced at each other again, no one dared to touch this young master's moldy head.

When I came out of the '' the next day, no one came out of the cell.

Xiao Li, the policeman in charge of supervising the cell, opened the 'door' and saw that the entire number of people was all standing upside down against the wall.

Even Jiao Tao, the head of the trumpet, gritted his teeth and insisted on a handstand, and it seemed that he wouldn't be able to last long.

Only Lu Yifan, a new prisoner who just came in last night, was lying on the Chase bunk alone and falling asleep.

"What's the matter with you?" asked Xiao Li speechlessly.

"Report, we're exercising here!" replied the prisoners, all of whom were panda-eyed, and it looked like they hadn't slept well last night, and with the handstand posture, the whole group of kung fu pandas was there.

"It's time to come out '', hurry up and come out ''. Xiao Li said.

After going out to run '', Lu Yifan just sat down, and the mobile phone hidden in his body vibrated violently.

Take it out and take a look.

Yue Lao: "You immortal friends used the peach 'flower' talisman well last time?"

Erlang God: "It's easy to use! I gave Wu Gang the peach 'flower' charm I snatched, but he fell into the Tianma dung pit that day." ”

Wu Gang: "Erlang God, you still have the face to say! Didn't you tell me that that talisman is to increase peach luck?"

Erlang God: "Yes, that's right, didn't you succeed in talking to Fairy Chang'e later?

Wu Gang: "I thank you uncle! I smell of dung, and Fairy Chang'e will stop singing to me for 3,000 years because of this decision! You know that Lao Tzu is cutting trees in the Moon Palace and pointing to Fairy Chang'e's singing voice! Now it's all over!"

Erlang God: "Then you can't blame me, that talisman was made by Yue Lao, if you want to blame him, blame him." ”

Yue Lao: "But I told you as soon as I gave out the red envelope last time! Erlang God, you know that the talisman is full of filth. ”

Wu Gang: "Okay, Erlang God, you did it on purpose!"

Erlang God: "Hehe, just kidding, look at your stinginess." ”

Seeing this, Lu Yifan finally understood why he met Tang Mengyao in the men's toilet after using that talisman.

There's something wrong with the relationship!

Yue Lao: "Ladies and gentlemen, I got inspiration from the last peach 'flower' talisman, and made these 'doom talismans' out of the filth of the Hell Phoenix and its feces. If you are interested, just take it and play!

Note that these talismans are a bit unlucky at most when used on our immortals, so don't use them on mortals!"

Erlang God: "(picks his nose) What if it is used on mortals?"