Yue Lao: "At worst, bad luck is riddled with bad luck, and at worst, it hurts 'life'. ”

Erlang God: "Killing a mortal will cost a lot of merit! Don't worry, no one will joke with this thing with mortals." At most, I used it to tease Wu Gang. ”

Wu Gang: "......"

Bite!

A big shiny red envelope appeared on the screen.

Lu Yifan has already developed a conditional counter-shooting, and when he sees the red envelope, he doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and directly presses it.

"Congratulations on grabbing two 'Doom Charms', which have been placed in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Doom Charm: After use, it can make people unlucky, and bad luck continues. ”

Lu Yifan sneered, extracted the two doom talismans, and then used his strongest immortal machine to find out the birthdates of Li Tian and his father Li Gang.

Taking out the two talismans, Lu Yifan glanced at Jiao Tao and said, "You, bite your fingers and write on these two talismans as I said." ”

How dare Jiao Tao say a word!

This young master will be beaten if he doesn't agree with him, and he will beat you until you are convinced.

Endured the pain, bit his finger away, and according to what Lu Yifan said, the names of Li Tian and Li Gang were written on the two talismans, as well as their birthdays.

Rumble!

The two doom talismans ignited with pitch-black flames, and a trace of black 'color' silky aura that could be seen clearly by the 'flesh' eye flew towards the two birth masters.

"Brother Fan, what is that?" Jiao Tao couldn't help but wonder when he saw this thing so mysterious.

"Can you ask for Li Tian and Li Gang's life, do you believe it?" Lu Yifan said mysteriously.

But as soon as he heard the names of these two people, Jiao Tao was shocked.

It turns out that this guy knows the truth of the matter all along!

Everything is under his control!

"What a terrible boy......" Jiao Tao looked at the smiling Lu Yifan and couldn't help but shudder.

But for those two talismans, he didn't pay much attention.

What age is this, and who still believes in those ghosts and gods?

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......

Emgrand KTV.

Today is the day Li Tian was discharged from the hospital, and in order to sweep away the depression of the previous days, his group of fox friends invited forty or fifty people to celebrate him.

"Cheers!"

Li Tian's hands were crippled, so he could only let the 'female' people around him who wore heavy makeup and wore 'exposed' clothes feed him to drink.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone began to talk about Lu Yifan.

"Brother Tian, did you really 'get' that kid in?"

"Of course! I guess that guy's chrysanthemum has been rotted by the people in the prison now. If he offends Lao Tzu, can he have good fruit to eat?"

"Okay, Tian Shao Niu 'force'! Come on, let's take revenge for Tian Shao!"

Sting, stinging, stinging.

While everyone was drinking, the crystal chandelier overhead flickered on and off.

At this time, someone joked: "This lamp won't fall off, will it?"

Li Tian was also happy: "Fuck your uncle's crow's mouth, if this lamp can fall, Lao Tzu will be able to spit out shit in his mouth!"

Zheng!

After a crisp sound of the chain breaking, the crystal chandelier smashed down!

Li Tian was so frightened that a donkey rolled and flashed to the side, only to be scratched by the glass splashed by the chandelier.

"I wiped it, it really fell! Fortunately, Lao Tzu hid quickly, otherwise he might have been stoned to death. Li Tian covered his chest with palpitations and said.

Suddenly, Li Tian felt an inexplicable feeling of nausea.

"Vomit ......"

A strange smell of incomparably tempting instantly filled his cheeks, and with a pop, a large pool of yellow and smelly things sprayed all over the people around him.

"What the hell is this, why does it stink so much!"

"I rub it, how does it feel like!"

"Isn't it, Tianshao really vomited?"

"Vomit...... No way...... I've got to go out first, it's so smelly......"

"I can't do it anymore, I can't stay any longer. ”

One by one, the friends ran to the outside of the box.

Only Li Tian was left alone in the box.

Spit yourself is just casually talking, but it really came true, what is the situation?

The depressed Li Tian rinsed his mouth with mineral water until he felt that there was no taste anymore.

Just about to leave KTV, Li Tian saw a passing 'female' waitress who looked beautiful!

's figure, walking gracefully.

It's just that the 'color' of the face is a little pale.

Li Tian, who hadn't touched the 'female' and 'sex' for a long time, didn't say a word, and directly hugged the 'female' waiter into his box.

The 'woman' waitress hurriedly struggled and said, "Sir, what are you going to do?"

"What are you doing? Of course it's you!"

"Don't, sir, I'm not a young lady, you can't ......"

Syllable!

A slap was thrown to the 'female' waiter, and the prosthesis was much more painful than a human hand.

"Paralyzed, aren't you here to sell KTV? What kind of purity is pretending?

"No, you must not ......"

"you paralyzed, is that enough?"

A large stack of banknotes was thrown in the face of the 'female' waiter, Li Tian didn't listen to her at all, opened his 'pants' and began to work diligently.

Half an hour later, the 'female' waitress cried and put on her clothes and picked up the bills on the ground.

After thinking about it, she wrote a note and left it on the table in the box, and left.

Li Tian smiled.

And said that he didn't come to sell?

Isn't it faster than anyone else to pick up money?

Picking up the note and looking at it, Li Tian's face instantly turned extremely pale.

"Sir, welcome to the world of people with AIDS, this is your deserved punishment. ”

No wonder, the 'female' waitress kept crying that she was sick and sick, and kept saying that she wanted to wear a condom.

It turned out that she actually had AIDS!

"It's over...... I'm completely done......"

Li Tian sat limply on the ground, dizzy for a while.

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......

Inside the office.

Bai Lan took out her mobile phone and dialed a call.

"Hey, is it Mayor Zhao? I'm Bai Lan, if it's convenient, I'd like to ask you for a favor. ”

"It's really an honor for Miss Bai of the four major families in Jiangdong to ask me for help!

"That's ......"

Bai Lan told Mayor Zhao everything about Lu Yifan.

The other end of the phone said very happily: "It's easy to say! Manslaughter caused by legitimate defense is not a big crime, and I guess you just don't ask me for help, and he can be released if you can't lock him up for a few days." ”

"Okay, excuse me, Mayor Zhao, I'll invite you to dinner when I'm free. ”

"Isn't that polite?"

The phone hung up.

Bai Lan breathed a sigh of relief, thought about it, and made three more calls to go out before muttering reassuringly: "This favor can be paid off, right?"

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......

Li Gang didn't know what was going on lately.

All kinds of unfortunate things came over in one go.

First of all, the real estate project in which he took out a loan was found to be incomplete, resulting in the bank not lending, and later his restaurant was found to be seriously unqualified by the Ministry of Health.

All business was shut down almost overnight.

This made Li Gang keenly feel that he should have offended people, otherwise it would not be so coincidental, and all the businesses would have been checked together, right?

"Who the hell have I offended?"