"I thought it was a certified public accountant from the nut country, or Sakuragi country. In Qinggang, the salary of CPAs in country C is very low, only 1/3 of ours. However, Sakuragi is amazing, and the salary is twice as much as ours!"

Tony said sarcastically, showing his respect for his foreign counterparts. Grandpa M once said that some people must call Greece, Tony is it, right?

"You are really a frog at the bottom of the well!" When it comes to the dignity of my buddy counterparts in country C, I am not polite: "First of all, what is the difference between the certified public accountants of which country? Judging from the strictness of the examination and the 1% pass rate, the certified public accountants of country C have higher gold content!"

I stood up and talked to everyone: "Secondly, country C is developing at a high speed, and in another 10 years, the salary of certified public accountants in our country will not be lower than that of our counterparts in any country!"

Director Li listened carefully and nodded frequently, while Section Chief Yan gave a thumbs up.

"Finally, I would like to say that if you don't carefully study the financial guidelines and tax regulations of the place where you do business, you are an old nut and you are useless!"

"Well said!" Li Ju took the lead in applauding, and several subordinates hurriedly followed, and their hands were red as if they were desperate. At that moment, I was still very moved.

OUR COMPATRIOTS, DON'T LOOK AT THE USUAL TIMES WHEN YOU DON'T OBEY ME, I DON'T PEE ON YOU AND FIGHT IN THE NEST, BUT IF SOMEONE BULLIES US, EVERYONE WILL BE UNANIMOUS TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD! JUST LIKE THE TWO PARTIES OF GUOGONG JOINED HANDS TO RESIST THE WAR IN THOSE YEARS, AND PUT ASIDE THE BLOOD AND DEEP HATRED.

"Come, let's toast Xiao Liu together!" Director Li is too face-saving, and even Boss Qian doesn't enjoy the treatment of toasting with other civil servants.

The director held a cup, and everyone was shocked!

"Hahaha, as a fellow of Tianfu. Boss Qian glared at Tony hatefully (a month later, Tony returned to Qinggang to find his own job): "Drink and drink, what kind of gray (flying) machine (Tianfu dialect)! I will also sponsor one." Rise up! Great East China Sea!"

Just kidding, how can a shrewd person like Qian always dare to stand on the wrong side? If he openly supports Tony, yes, tonight's money is spent in vain, and Lao Tzu will have to mix up on the land of Director Li in the future, you ignorant Tony!

"I'll be there too!"

Zhang Shan deliberately stood up and came to my side, the charming fragrance, my heart flying.

A few people touched the glasses, and drank it all with pride and ambition!

"Happy!" Director Li shouted: "Mr. Qian, thank you for providing this platform tonight, and if you have any tax law consultation in the future, just say it." I will make a statement, I will definitely serve you taxpayers!"

"Thank you so much!" Mr. Qian smiled and rolled his tongue, "If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't pay it back!"

"Okay, don't get drunk and don't return!"

"That's right," the boss Xiangyin showed without change: "Then who, Tony, you salute Li Ju and the brothers on my behalf, and see if you drag the mud and water again!"

"Hahaha!" Zhang Shan suddenly laughed, making me feel that the little woman who is usually very gentle also has a bold side.

"Hahaha!" Section Chief Yan laughed as he picked up his wine glass and said, "I'll salute Director Tuo." ”

When Tony poured the wine, Section Chief Yan said earnestly: "Tony, you have to work hard as the chief financial officer! The tax law of our country C is the most complicated in the world, you have to learn from Brother Liu." ”

"That's right, Xiao Liu is good!" Director Li sat with a golden knife and said with a smile: "Good amount of wine, dare to take responsibility!"

I know in my heart that the old guys of the tax bureau praised me in front of the boss to find me a good future, but how much time will it take me to become the boss's henchman?

In life, you can take one step and see three steps, but don't even think about unrealistic fantasies!

I told myself this in my heart......

After drinking, Zhang Shan was drunk in the spring breeze, with a bright yellow T-shirt on her upper body and a sky blue short skirt on her bottom, her face was already red, and her lips were delicate. Zhang Shan declined Tony's kindness to her, but she staggered and grabbed me, insisting that I send her.

In all fairness, buddies are not like film and television male pig's feet a few years later, they are either jade-faced peach blossoms or naturally beautiful.

The buddy just has a sword eyebrow that he has been envious of since he was a child at the current police station in his hometown. At most, it's a little more masculine, yes, it's a mixture of sweat and hormones, right?

When I got into the taxi, Zhang Shan turned around and grabbed me who was about to close the door after I helped her open the back door and staggered in.

"You get up, it's too heavy!" Zhang Shan said shyly.

"Okay, okay, I really didn't mean to!"

Worried about being looked down upon by Zhang Shan, my buddy is a cadre, so I quickly got up and leaned on the side of the car door.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Seeing me as if a gecko was squeezed between the back of the narrow chair and the car door, that kind of embarrassment and panic, Zhang Shan laughed "poof", peach blossom eyes watery, "It's okay, I know you didn't mean it, you did it on purpose!"

"Hey, I said buddy, where are you going?" The brother couldn't stand it anymore: "Let's go home and flirt again, okay?"

"Excuse me, let's go?"

I hurriedly closed the rear door and looked at Zhang Shan in confusion.

"Allah went to the waterfront of Hongqiao Road to cut down. Zhang Shan lightly opened her lips, and the Chinese characters were like dewdrops, sliding down on the dry ground one by one.

"Hey, I found that you learned the East China Sea dialect very well!" I said with heartfelt admiration.

"Nong Gang is not stupid (you are not stupid), Allah was originally screwed (person) in the East China Sea!"

Zhang Shan smiled amoryly, and the buddy quickly turned his head and looked directly at the iron fence in front of him. "I don't know, wow!" replied.

"Hehehe. ”

Zhang Shan's laughter made my blood boil a little.

"What you said tonight is really exciting!" Zhang Shan looked at me sideways, with a little reverence on her face. "I didn't expect you to have a lot of backbone. ”

"It's nothing, I just look down on those guys whose foreign moons are rounder than those of country C! And you look, our country will soon be revived!" I said in a firm tone, with some longing.

"I believe it too!" Zhang Shan followed excitedly.

"Hmph, in a few years, let those who look down on us tremble! And those yellow-skinned and white-hearted bananas!"

I clenched my fists and said seriously.

"Today I find out that I want to get to know you again!" Zhang Shan looked at me generously and said sincerely: "A small accountant, he is still so worried about the country and the people." ”

"Hahaha!" I was amused by her, "how can I be so noble? ”

"That's good, you're the best among your peers!" Zhang Shan kept praising me, making me suddenly feel a little bored with Ren Haixiang, who always criticized me.

You know, who doesn't like to hear praise and understanding in this world, especially if the other person is the opposite sex you like.

"Don't praise me, I'll be proud if I praise my brother again!" I said, pretending to be shy.

"Hehehe, are you still shy?" Zhang Shan sighed: "But, you have the capital to be proud! ”

"What's wrong with you?" I felt like I wanted to get to know her.

"Forget it, I'll tell you later. Zhang Shan suddenly stopped talking, and the carriage fell silent.

Only a flash of neon lights and lonely street trees, with the occasional flickering of figures, made me sure that this was not my hometown. Because Dayi (the small county town of Fuxing Town) has no neon signs!

"By the way, why don't you let the mud and water take you home?" After a while, I remembered a question about my baby.

"Hmph, he thought, a big pervert!" Zhang Shan glanced at me, and her eyes and pupils reminded me of the famous hazy poem, "The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light." ”

Zhang Shan pursed her lips, saying that Tony always wanted to take advantage of her, and said that he would promote her and give her a salary increase.

"He's so dirty!" I didn't expect the sanctimonious Tony to be so obscene.

Male compatriots must remember! A great law discovered by buddies: Don't act rashly until a beautiful woman has shown obvious affection! That will make her think you are lewd.

In many cases, if you leave or simply turn a blind eye, it is the success rule to attract beautiful women!

You have to comfort yourself like this: even if you can't hold the beauty in the end, at least you will always be mysterious and tall in her heart!

"Yes, he doesn't want to think about it, just because his height is not as tall as mine. He also said what it feels like to be short, and everyone couldn't look up when they saw me. Zhang Shan looked disdainful.

"Ask. I wondered if the cat jumped out again: "How tall are you?"

"Guess what!" Zhang Shan tilted her head.

"168!" I said a number with my eyes closed (not a lie). Buddies still understand the truth of adding money and reducing life expectancy when meeting people, but this time it is really true.

"Hehehe," Zhang Shan laughed, "You can also please people! How can you be so tall? I'm 163." ”

"But I really think you're pretty tall!" I swore by the curse.

"Look at you, I'm wearing high heels. Zhang Shan laughed softly again.

"Hey, Tony, he said give you a raise, isn't it?" I joked.

"You talk nonsense!" Zhang Shan said angrily: "Young lady is not bad for money! Besides, you are only 15,000 for a big manager." ”

"Ahh

"Everything! no, it's everything on file. "Zhang Shan doesn't leak.

"Hahaha!" I was a little amused, and pretended to pat my chest: "It's good that you added." Otherwise, it scares me to death. ”

"I can't see it, it turns out that you are also quite bad!" Zhang Shan was about to fight.

"Spare me, Miss!" I said as I hid, "Now I regret letting me send you, right?"

"That only means that this girl has seen the wrong person!" she suddenly tilted her head and looked at me seriously, "But do you dare?"

"Hehe, don't dare. "I turned my head away.

"Hmph, I know you're a coward!" Zhang Shan raised her fist demonstratively.