Chapter 18: Don't fight, don't know each other
"Have you read Shui Fa [2000] No. 152?"
On the first day of reporting from this company, I was keenly aware of the problem and looked up the relevant documents, and I was very calm. I don't know how many times I have to revisit this document in my days as a financial advisor many years later! "Go check the Shui Fa [2000] No. 152 document, immediately, immediately!" Section Chief Yan ordered with an anxious red face.
Now the focus of our argument is: if according to the provisions of the tax law, the company should pre-levy enterprise income tax on a quarterly basis, the question is: the company's loss over the years has reached 470 million yuan, should this be deducted first and then pre-levied?
Confident, I smoked a cigarette and watched with interest as the two men brought a stool, climbed to the top of the filing cabinet, and moved down the one-liner papers that almost reached to the ceiling. There was a thick layer of dust on the papers.
"By the way, please ask if these documents are all invalid?" I added lightly.
After 20 minutes passed, Section Chief Yan picked up the phone and asked the leaders of the Tax Administration Department of the Municipal Bureau, sat down weakly, thought about it and stood up again, and walked towards me with a smile.
At this time, the door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man with a round face in his 50s, shrewd, wise, and vicissitudes, and Tony walked in, followed by the beautiful Zhang Shan and two other people in uniform.
"Section Chief Yan, how is it? If it is indeed very serious, and it is indeed an unintentional mistake, I think it is enough to recover the tax arrears!" a man in uniform who was very official asked with a smile, as if he was very face-saving to the company.
"Director Li, may I ask who these are?" asked Section Chief Yan hesitantly.
"Introduction!" Director Li said with a pleasant face: "This is the famous foreign businessman Qian Weimin in the East China Sea, Boss Qian, and Mr. Qian." ”
Oh, this is the money boss in the legend of the East China Sea, who will shake the whole city if he stomps his feet?
In the future, I will tell me profoundly with a painful experience: you must not underestimate everyone, especially those who seem harmless to humans and animals!
Now, this harmless person smiled at Section Chief Yan, as if Section Chief Yan, who was a few years younger than him, was his second uncle, and grabbed it, holding one of Section Chief Yan's hands in both hands, shaking it enthusiastically, and said:
"You've worked hard! I've heard about you a long time ago, a tax expert! I didn't expect to be so young and promising! I've admired you for a long time, and I hate to see each other late!"
Your uncle, it seems that Section Chief Yan is almost 50, right? You're still young and promising, please, the buddy you don't even look at is young, less than 34. I was in my heart.
Section Chief Yan was just about to be polite, but Boss Qian quickly turned around and instructed Tony, who lowered his head: "The financial manager who is extremely irresponsible for his work must be fired! At the same time, the company reserves the right to investigate him for dereliction of duty!"
"Okay, boss, I'm negligent!" Tony looked up and glared at me viciously, as if his buddy had a grudge against him for killing his father and wife, and he was not sharing the sky to the limit!
I'm confused!
"Oh, the bureau, our company has such an irresponsible black sheep, causing you trouble!
The boss turned around and shook Director Li's hand, shook it again, and learned a decisive bow from the fireworks people.
"It's okay, Mr. Qian, please rest assured!" Director Li seemed to give him reassurance, he said calmly: "Section Chief Yan, Mr. Qian and their company can pay back taxes, no problem, right?
"Sharp, I, I", Section Chief Yan muttered.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Boss Qian observed his words, stepped forward and said, "Section Chief Yan, in addition to paying taxes, we can also recognize a little fine!"
The buddy stood there as if it didn't exist, only Zhang Shan occasionally sent a touch of sympathy and regret with peach blossom eyes.
"Mr. Qian, this, this", Section Chief Yan blushed, glanced at me, and lowered his head as if he had done something wrong.
"Well, I see!" Mr. Qian took a quick step forward and asked, "Who, you are the financial manager, right?
"Liu Dajun. I replied without humility or arrogance.
Our boss is not just a sight, perennial in Yanjing, Donghai, Qinggang three places, it is said that the high friends are full.
"From now on, you're fired!" Mr. Qian wanted to slap me twice, and said angrily: "Pack up your things, go home and wait for the company to sue." ”
"Why?" I was angry: "First of all, I've only been here for more than a month, even if I have to go to prison, it's not my responsibility, right?"
"Ho-ho-ho, then who is responsible?" Qian always laughed angrily: "Is it me? or Tony?"
"It's your responsibility! You are on the front line, you should remind us to pay taxes, Gongxi is not short of money!"
Tony is down!
At this moment, I also set a rule for myself: in the future financial career, in addition to fulfilling my duties, I will not take the initiative to give advice to the boss!
"Hahaha! Boss Qian, right? I think you shouldn't fire me, but you have to invite me to dinner, no, it's a big meal!" I raised my head and asked jokingly, "Section Chief Yan, you said yes?"
When I spoke, I shook my head at Zhang Shan to stop it, and I pretended not to see it.
Anyway, I think we taxpayers and the tax bureau are equal in personality, so there is no need to call you by name.
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Boss Qian was so angry that he was angry: "I'm going to invite you to dinner, I'm going to invite you to prison dinner! Originally, I wanted to let you go, but you forced me! No wonder I!"
"What the hell is going on? Director Li sensitively noticed that something was wrong and asked sharply.
"Oh, I'm sorry! As if he had made up his mind, Section Chief Yan's face turned red, and he looked directly at the director of the bureau and reported: "Manager Liu is right, we made a mistake! ”
"Huh, how did you do that?" Director Li's eyes widened.
"It's because we ignored the provisions of a document, thank you Manager Liu for the reminder!" Section Chief Yan walked up to me regardless of it and stretched out his hand to shake it: "The master is in the people! I apologize to you on behalf of the inspection department!"
"Hahaha, if there are mistakes, they must be corrected, which is also our consistent purpose!" Director Li's level is high, and he immediately changed from passive to active.
"Yes, I think Mr. Qian, you really should please this little brother of yours! Expert!" said Section Chief Yan with a smile.
"Huh? "Money doesn't always turn around, and that's too dramatic.
"What? Reluctant to spend money? Then we Cory, please!" Section Chief Yan is really funny, it seems that he is playing chess well, and he is a general.
"What are you talking about! I'll please! Everyone present will go, let's go to the Far Beach Hotel!" Boss Qian was stunned by the huge happiness, and asked in surprise: "Meaning, don't we have to pay taxes this time?"
"Yes!" Chief Yan smiled and affirmed.
"Great! Manager Liu, you've done me a great favor with money! I'm about to buy a piece of land, and I'm still worried, almost money. Well, you don't have to pay taxes, it's almost enough. ”
Boss Qian grabbed my hand and began to shake it again.
"I owe you a favor from my old money, so I apologize to you first! I'll toast you three glasses alone at the wine table later! In the future, you can make a request to me, as long as I can do it, I will definitely help!"
"The owner was polite. That's what my work ethic should do, nothing. I looked at Zhang Shan: "But Secretary Zhang reacted quickly and invited you here to solve this matter, thank you for it!"
"Thank you! Thank you!" Boss Qian looked back at Zhang Shan carefully.
"Okay, okay, don't you know each other if you don't fight!" Director Li came over haha.
"By the way, the director, Section Chief Yan, they are also serious about enforcing the law. It's just that now your tax bureau has too many single documents, and every once in a while, you say that the previous documents are invalid, I don't think anyone can remember them all, right?!" I said very sincerely.
"Yes, yes! There are indeed too many documents, and with those reply letters, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that Wenshan is not at all. Director Li nodded approvingly.
"Mr. Qian," I said to the boss again: "You can intercede with the bureau and help our finance department apply for a single copy of tax documents every year? lest we make mistakes and cause trouble to the tax bureau." ”
"Xiao Liu, you are too good at talking!" Director Li said with a smile: "What is ruthless? Section Chief Yan, I am in charge, and I will send a copy of each issue of the single book to Xiao Liu." ”
"Okay!" Section Chief Yan said gratefully: "Manager Liu, you are welcome to come to our department in the future, and we will often learn from each other." ”
"I must come to visit! But section chief, you are modest, I am here to ask for advice. After all, you are more professional!" I replied modestly, cautiously, and with caution against arrogance.
That night, the Far Beach "Water Clear Muhua" restaurant.
During the banquet, after listening to the boss's own introduction, I realized that he was also from Tianfu. His father was a veteran of the Anti-Japanese War and later went to Qinggang. He himself returned to China 10 years ago as a Hong Kong businessman and opened this joint venture real estate company.
"Ah boss, you and our Manager Liu are still fellow countrymen. Zhang Shan said in surprise, I had to smile wryly and touch the boss three more glasses.
During this period, Zhang Shan toasted me frequently, saying some company rules or something. He also said that the unwritten rule that the senior executives above the director must be from Qinggang, which made me a little frustrated with my ambitions.
"Director Tony, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce, our Manager Liu is also a certified public accountant! You are a level, you are also a certified public accountant, right?"
Zhang Shan provoked the war again, what is this little girl going to do? I looked at her with interest and thoughtfulness.
As a secretary, this girl should have read my file very carefully. My place of origin, my academic qualifications, my job title, oh! You don't even know about my divorce, do you?
"No wonder it's so powerful!Brother Liu, I respect you!" I haven't accepted the offer yet, but Section Chief Yan jumped out first.
With a wry smile, I glared at Zhang Shan, but I didn't expect to attract a charming look. My heart fluttered a little.
"Oh, which country are you a certified public accountant?" Tony stood up, not holding his glass, like a proud little rooster.
"CPA in Country C!" I said coldly.