Chapter 534: Roaring Dog's Raging Dog Food

Hades: "Hey, hey, everyone else thinks that the magic weapon is not powerful enough, why do you still dislike it too powerful?"

Yue Lao: "Listen to me, let your mortal horse go to the Jade Emperor's immortal horse and give birth to a child!"

Erlang God: "Forget it, it's still my immortal decision! No side effects, once and for all!"

Immortals.

"Pick me!"

"Male guest, choose me! I'll blow up the lights for you!"

“-nt-!!!”

"What's your dream? My dream is to eat your instant noodles!"

Lu Yifan looked at the chaotic Heavenly Court chat group, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

Is this instant noodle so powerful?

At this time, a message made Lu Yifan silently notice.

Howling Dog: "That...... If you don't dislike it, I can give you the leftover mouthful of dog food I ate today.

It's not a good thing, but your horse can probably increase its cultivation a lot after eating it. ”

After comprehensive consideration, Lu Yifan felt that after all, he was Taotao's father, and he would definitely not pit himself.

So he said, "Yes, it's you, Howling Dog!"

Whooling Dog: "Really? Wow-haha-ha! A mouthful of leftover dog food for a box of instant noodles, it's worth it!"

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the Red Envelope of the Howling Dog and getting a 'Raging Dog Food', which is now stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

"Berserk Dog Food: The leftover overnight dog food eaten by the Roaring Sky Dog can make it enter a berserk state in a short period of time after being eaten by mortal beasts, and its attributes in all aspects skyrocket a hundredfold, and there are no side effects. ”

it!

A mouthful of overnight dog food is so awesome!

Lu Yifan and his companions were stunned!

The instant noodles were sent to the Howling Dog, and the Roaring Dog couldn't help it at that time, so he took out the boiling water and soaked it.

After the instant noodles were soaked, Erlang God flew over when he smelled the fragrance.

"Good dog, give me something to eat!" Erlang God drooled as he looked at the bowl of fragrant instant noodles.

After all, it was his own master, and the Howling Sky Dog was embarrassed to refuse, so he hesitated and said, "Okay...... But only one bite!"

Erlang smiled slyly and said, "Don't worry, never eat more, just take a bite!"

The instant noodles were handed to Erlang God, but he took a sharp breath, and swallowed all the two soups with noodles without a drop in his mouth.

The Howling Dog was dumbfounded.

"Oh~~~~ Look, I'll only eat one bite, just one bite! I won't eat more than one bite!" Yang Jian said with a hippie smile.

"Wangwang!! you return my instant noodles!!"

"Hey, a good dog doesn't bite the fairy!, let go of my Dingding! Loosen your mouth !!"

On the other side, Shi Jianren was really impatient.

walked up to Lu Yifan and urged: "Mr. Lu, you are playing with instant noodles and mobile phones, do you still gamble?"

Lu Yifan glanced at him and said, "Are you in such a hurry to send me money? Okay, okay, just follow your wishes! Let's go, let's go!"

All the professional racers on the field are on the field.

I saw that they were all fully armed, with hand guards, knee pads, helmets, horse whips, and knight's uniforms!

One by one, they are heroic, like Prince Charming on TV.

Look at Lu Yifan again......

On the side, he was feeding his stupid horse grazing, and the clothes on his body were still the original casual clothes, the shoes were still flip-flops, and the racing clothes were unknown.

"Is this really here for horse racing, not for a house?"

The crowd was extremely speechless.

The Mongolian coach came to Lu Yifan's side again at this time, and sighed: "Mr. Lu, you are messing around, do you know?

"If I can do it, it will do it! If it doesn't work, it will do it!" Lu Yifan said lightly, but with undoubted confidence!

The coach still wanted to think about something, but Lu Yifan had already turned over and sat on a bantam horse.

This combination of one man and one horse is extremely ridiculous.

Lu Yifan is more than two meters tall, and this bantam is less than one meter tall!

He had to curl up and feet when he rode up, looking extremely aggrieved.

"It's like playing house!"

The Mongolian coach is contemptuous, this is a complete stubborn young man, he can't even choose a horse, he has to race horses with others!

It's like using a tractor to race a supercar, even if you're Schumacher, you can't win!

Everyone laughed out loud when they saw Lu Yifan's appearance when he appeared on the stage.

"Such a person can win, I will eat three catties of Xiang live broadcast!"

"I'll eat ten pounds!"

"It seems that this time he is pressuring the team, hey, it's not bad to earn hundreds of thousands of dollars to sleep with a few bunny girls!"

"yes, thank you so much for this stupid beep giving us benefits, hahahaha!"

The champion player of the Sun Never Sets Empire next to him couldn't help but shake his head and laugh when he saw Lu Yifan's ridiculous appearance: "You also want to come to horse racing?"

In his opinion, such a combination is no different from admitting defeat.

Only Bai Lan and Jin Meiyan, two big beauties, shouted wildly in the stands: "Yifan (master), come on, !!"

The race is about to begin.

Lu Yifan took out the raging dog food of the Howling Sky Dog and stuffed it into the mouth of the stupid horse under him.

As soon as the guy ate that piece of dog food, his eyes suddenly turned blood-red!

The blood in the whole body was like the water in the pump, surging wildly, and the muscles and green tendons on the body were about to burst out!

That's when the game begins!

The referee waved the flag, and the other horse racers all rushed out in a frenzy.

These horses deserve to have won championships, and in less than a kilometre of the track, they are halfway through a single sprint.

At the same time, Lu Yifan and the bantam under him were still standing leisurely at the starting point, not moving.

"Master, you're running!! Kim Mi-yeon exclaimed anxiously.

Although one billion yuan is not a lot of money, it can't just be wasted for no reason!

Lu Yifan heard the cries of Jin Meiyan and Bai Lan, and said lightly in a hurry: "It's okay, let the bullets ...... Oh no, let the racehorse fly for a while. ”

Shi Jianren, who was sitting next to Bai Lan, couldn't help but sneer: "I think Mr. Lu knew that he was going to lose, so he simply chose a bantam and didn't play!"

Liu Nana also shook her head secretly.

This Bai Lan is such a powerful woman, why did she like a fart like Lu Yifan?

This thing is full of "gentleness" and "willfulness", and she has no real skills, is Bai Lan the kind of woman who looks at her appearance?

The audience in the stands even laughed and sneered at Lu Yifan.

None of them were optimistic about him.

Kim Mi-yeon wants to cry without tears.

I've saved most of my life's money, and it's gone!

Just when the horse race at the front was less than 30 meters away from the finish line, everyone thought that Lu Yifan would definitely lose.

At this time, I saw Lu Yifan's foot kick the big fat belly of the bantam horse, and shouted softly: "Kill this group of grandsons for Lao Tzu!!"

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