Hades: "Cut, what's so delicious about the noodles? It's just a lump of dough with some water, and it's not uncommon for the Howling Sky Dog to eat!"

Howling Dog: "Hades, what do you mean by that?"

The third prince of Nezha: "I don't want noodles! I hate eating noodles!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Amitabha, immortal friends, noodles as one of the staple foods of Buddhism, I am really tired of eating it!"

Immortals: "Let's not eat noodles!

It seems that the immortals of Heavenly Court have a deep grudge against the noodles in Heavenly Court's clear soup and casually throwing two balls of flour into it.

Lu Yifan: "Everyone, do you really don't want it? This is the most popular 'instant noodles' in the mortal world now, but it's very different!"

If you don't taste it, you'll regret it for life!"

Yue Lao: "The things sent out by you profiteers must not be good things! Don't! It must be unpalatable to death!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Don't! Don't! This thing must be as disgusting as the photo of Sister Feng you posted!"

Immortals: "Don't!don't!!"

......

......

10 minutes passed.

Lu Yifan's box of instant noodles was stunned, and no one grabbed it.

If it were normal, the tentacle monsters in this group would be robbed in less than a second!

No one wants the red envelope when it is sent out, which is especially embarrassing.

"These bastards, don't you give face! No one knows that instant noodles are delicious, so how can I pretend to be happy with them?"

Lu Yifan's brows furrowed.

That's when it happened.

Bite!

"Your red envelope was collected by the 'Chang'e Fairy'. ”

After a prompt, Lu Yifan was full of cows!

Lu Yifan: "It's still fairy Chang'e who knows the goods!"

In fact, Fairy Chang'e doesn't like to eat noodles either, but seeing that no one has robbed them for so long, she felt that Lu Yifan was too pitiful, so she grabbed it.

Fairy Chang'e: "Fairy friends are polite." By the way, how is this instant noodle eaten? Like ordinary Heavenly Court hand-rolled noodles, it is boiled for an hour on the real fire of Samadhi?"

Lu Yifan: "Khan ...... No, 'instant noodles' are a very convenient noodle dish that you can eat by soaking them in boiling water for 10 minutes.

By the way, don't forget to put the seasoning packet, remember, it's very important!"

Hades: "You can eat it after soaking it in boiling water for 10 minutes?"

Yue Lao: "You must be kidding me! Isn't this kind of thing like noodles better the longer you cook them in Samadhi?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "I remember the last time the peach meeting, the queen mother sent noodles to us, I cooked for half an hour and couldn't cook it, but the noodles were stuffed with teeth, not to mention, they were still raw." ”

Lu Yifan is simply happy!

Your noodles in the heavenly court are made of his meow's steel bars, right?

The true fire of samadhi will burn for an hour!

After 10 minutes.

Fairy Chang'e: "Wow! It's really cooked!"

A beautiful selfie of Fairy Chang'e holding an instant noodle box appeared in the chat group.

Lu Yifan saw the beautiful face of Fairy Chang'e, and couldn't help but bump into the deer!

A fairy deserves to be a fairy!

That temperament is incomparable to mortals!

Lu Yifan has seen so many beauties, and only Daji, Nishang Fairy and Zixia Fairy can fight with Fairy Chang'e.

Another minute later.

Fairy Chang'e: "Wow! Yifan Immortal Friend, this brain-dead sauerkraut instant noodles you sent are simply too delicious!!" (three drooling expressions) The only drawback is that there are too few sauerkraut and too few noodles, so you can't enjoy it at all!"

Hades: "Huh, is it true?"

Yue Lao: "The old man is still very convinced of Fairy Chang'e's taste. ”

Fairy Chang'e: "Of course it's true! That noodle is so strong! Chew it in your mouth, slippery!"

The soup was also very delicious, I drank it all in one go, and it felt like only one sip, which was not enjoyable at all!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Fairy Chang'e, don't talk about it! My old pig's saliva is about to flow down!"

Erlang God: "A fan immortal friend, quickly send some instant noodles to us!"

Shunfeng: "I want to try it too!"

Claireye: "I'm hungry by Fairy Chang'e......"

Lu Yifan opened his backpack and took a look, and there were only two buckets left.

I asked someone from the casino to soak it, and then found a place where no one was there and sent it to the chat group.

Lu Yifan: "Everyone, there is only one bucket left, please follow the order, one per person, and send it back after eating." ”

The people who were waiting for the horse race over there were quite speechless when they saw that Lu Yifan actually had the leisure to eat instant noodles.

50 billion has been invested, and with this mood, how heartless you are!

Another five minutes later.

Hades: "It's so delicious! I almost couldn't hold back just now, and I ate it all in one go!"

Yue Lao: "A mortal immortal friend, I was wrong! This instant noodle is simply the first delicacy in the Three Realms!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "You just send a bucket of instant noodles, what do you want to do? One bite is not enough for me to stuff my teeth!"

Nishang Fairy: "A fairy friend, ask for instant noodles!"

Clairvoyant: "A fan immortal friend, ask for instant noodles! Keep the formation downstairs!"

Shunfeng Ear: "A fan of immortal friends, ask for instant noodles!"

The immortals: "A fan of immortals, ask for instant noodles!"

After these immortals tasted it, they were all addicted!

None of them had ever eaten this kind of fresh, seasoned Q-bomb noodles.

Lu Yifan: "I'm sorry everyone, I only have one bucket left here." This instant noodle is a very rare delicacy in my hometown, and I don't have a bucket more!

If you want it, it's still the same sentence, meet my requirements, this side is his!"

As soon as Lu Yifan's words came out, all the immortals collectively swiped the screen frantically as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

Hades: "I have immeasurable karmic fire, which can be used to refine your mortal horse into a hell bone demon horse!

Lu Yifan's forehead was full of black lines.

If you refine this thing, all mortals will be burned to death by Lao Tzu's horse, and the difficulty of the catastrophe will not increase exponentially!

Will Lao Tzu survive the catastrophe in the future?

Erlang God: "Ha! When it comes to domesticating divine beasts, I have the most right to speak! I have a secret method for domesticating immortal beasts, you only need to use it on your horse, refining it for five thousand years, and I promise to make it change from a mortal horse to a heavenly horse!"

Five thousand years!

Your uncle's!

I don't know if I can live until then!

Yue Lao: "I think that if you want a good horse, you still have to rely on blood. Do you think I would like to help your mortal horse draw a red line with the Jade Emperor's Jiuyang War Horse and give birth to a baby?"

When they give birth, they will have the Year of the Monkey!!

The magic weapons or magic tricks taken out by these immortals are terrible.

It's a pity that for Lu Yifan, either the effect is too long, or the power is so great that the mortal world can't bear it, which doesn't meet his requirements at all!

Lu Yifan: "Isn't there an ordinary, less powerful thing for my pony to use?"

? I'm on the train! Are there any friends from Quancheng?

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(End of chapter)