"The second crossing test failed, which took 50 hours, and the reason for the failure: no military command skills, died in battle. ”

Zhang Xiaoming woke up from the blur and found that he had somehow survived, it turned out that the battle was won, and he was also allocated four acres of land, because the peasants of the enemy country died and fled, and no one planted the land.

But he didn't think that he was assigned to the edge of the worst and most remote deep mountain forest full of shrubs and trees, because he had no relatives and no reason, and it didn't matter, and the best water and fields were robbed by others.

Looking at the wasteland in front of him in a daze, Zhang Xiaoming couldn't use the agricultural knowledge in his mind, he couldn't cut down trees, couldn't burn wasteland, wouldn't turn a mountain forest into farmland from scratch, let alone irrigate, wouldn't build rural soil toilets and septic tanks to accumulate fertilizer.

He can't build a house, he can't burn bricks and tiles, he can't erect roof beams, he can't ram earth for walls, he can't make window frames out of wood, he doesn't know how to dig drainage ditches around the house after building a house, and when the rain rains, he can't pile up the house with great difficulty.

He will not know how to make paper and paste window paper, he will not build a kang, he will not build a stove, he will not build a chimney, he will not weave a mat, he will not weave fishing nets, he will not make thread from hemp and cotton, he will not use a spinning wheel and a loom to spin, he will not know how to sew clothes, and even make straw sandals.

Most of the types of vegetables, fruits and grains that Zhang Xiaoming knows in modern times did not exist in ancient times, pumpkin, peppers, pears, potatoes, corn, tomatoes, apples, bananas, etc., and the main foods, vegetables and fruits that people eat in this time and space are small and deflated, and he does not know them.

Looking around, the wheat and rice were growing so miserably, Zhang Xiaoming originally thought that he would use his genetic knowledge to be Yuan Longping, solve the problem of hunger in the world in one fell swoop, and create a foundation. As a result, it was found that there was still an element of luck, some of the key varieties could not be found alive or dead, and there were no bridges and no roads in the primeval mountains and forests everywhere, and it was very difficult to go out and explore, he wanted to plow, the oxen walked in front, he would not support the plough in the back, panting in the mud in the field and trying to keep up with the cattle, he fell down carelessly, gnawed a mouthful of mud, and got up and found that he could not catch up with the cattle.

"The third crossing test failed, which took 27 days, and the reason for the failure was that he could not solve the food problem and died of hunger. ”

Zhang Xiaoming became a craftsman of the Ordnance Institute, he knew that the formula of black fire and medicine was one sulfur, two nitrate and three charcoal, but he just couldn't make black fire and medicine, because the local fireworks people told him with a smile that it was one pound to two to three, because of the lack of raw materials, let alone making explosives and smokeless gunpowder, he knew that the Zhuge crossbow stone throwing machine was very powerful but he couldn't do it.

In order to survive, he will only throw soybeans and mung beans into the water before going to bed at night, and get up the next day to sell bean sprouts to make a few dollars, he will sing a lot of songs, and he can live by singing.

Zhang Xiaoming became the head of a village in the mountainous area, he didn't know where to set up the waterwheel, he didn't know how to make a waterwheel, he couldn't do carpentry, and he didn't even find it so simple to make a small bench without nails completely relying on mortise and tenon.

In order to prevent bandit attacks, he wanted to make a simple shield to protect himself, and found that the wooden planks were very easy to make, but how to install handles on the shield was not taught at all on the costume TV.

I went to a country blacksmith and bought a single blade of pig iron to protect myself, but I found that I didn't even mention the method of wrapping a non-slip cloth piece around the handle.

Zhang Xiaoming sharpened a bow with a knife, but he didn't know how to choose the material, the heart of the wood he chose was not straight, he couldn't install the bowstring, and he wouldn't install the tail feathers if he sharpened a few arrows with a knife.

I finally made a bow and arrow, but I didn't know that I had to wear a wrench for archery, and I only tried to shoot two arrows and my fingers were cut by the bowstring, which is not the case in costume dramas.

After Zhang Xiaoming was injured, he couldn't find a clean gauze bandage, he wanted to buy some wine for disinfection, and when he bought it, he found that it was all low-grade turbid sweet rice wine, no antibiotics, no blood transfusion, and the sanitary conditions were backward, and his body was pampered by modern drugs, and he couldn't resist the infection caused by the bacteria and viruses before the ancient mutation that he had no immunity at all.

Zhang Xiaoming knew that there were high-yield potatoes and corn in South America, and he knew that there were seven continents and four oceans, but he didn't know how to build sea boats, couldn't operate spinnakers, and couldn't watch the weather in the sky.

The fourth test failed......

The fifth test failed......

Test 6 ......

Zhang Xiaoming finally sailed to the New World, ready to be Franklin and Edison, he knows the principle of electricity, but he can't make batteries and wires, he knows the principle of steam engines, but he can't make steam engines by hand, he can make simple bicycles and skateboards out of wood, but they can only be used as toys on bad roads, he understands that cars and trains are more efficient than horse-drawn carriages, but he can't do them, and there is no engine, he will make planes that are more rudimentary than the Wright brothers made, but there is still no engine.

Zhang Xiaoming thinks that making a hot air balloon should be much simpler, but he still can't make an ignition device that can be controlled, he knows the principle of a glider, but he can't find a suitable material.

The number of immigrants was small, and in order to fight the local natives, advanced weapons were necessary, but he did not know how to strike iron, did not know the metal ratio of the cannon to cast, did not know the metal ratio and furnace temperature needed to forge the sword, and did not know which part of the weapon should be quenched in water and which part should be quenched in oil.

He didn't know how to make knives, and he didn't know how to tie the tip of a spear to a wooden pole. He can't use the sails of a sailboat, he can't use oars, he can't spin in circles, he can't mine, he can't make candles, he can't drive chariots, he can't domesticate livestock, he can't ride horses, he can't nail horses.

He doesn't know how to recite poems, he knows very little about the Four Books and the Five Classics, and the calligraphy he writes is crooked. He could deduce the names of the emperor and important ministers at that time, but at that time, everyone in the world knew that he knew nothing about the county officials and state officials he had traveled through, and it was a pity that he had to deal with them first.

He can predict some major events and pretend to be a half-immortal fortune teller, so Yang Pingfan threw him into the troubled times of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms and the Northern and Southern Dynasties, but found that Zhang Xiaoming did not dare to publicize on the street which family was about to replace the emperor of the dynasty, and he also did not dare to do the so-called prosperous era.

Zhang Xiaoming knew which princess was lewd and disorderly, but he didn't dare to tell anyone, he could predict that the Celestial Empire was about to send troops to recruit whom, he could predict which tribe the princess was about to send to exchange peace, he could predict that Wang Anshi was about to change the law, he knew it but he didn't dare to say it, because to say it was to confuse the public, and he would be arrested and beheaded.

The Nth traversal test failed......

Yang Pingfan finally gave up, "I really can't see this kind of dead house, only my mind is full of theories but I don't have the ability to do it, how to rise back to ancient times." ”

Li Lan leaned beside him, "Crossing is an impossible false proposition for most people, these skills can be completed by modern people relying on machinery, so naturally you don't need to master them, you let Xiao Ming do this, it's just embarrassing." ”

Yang Pingfan smiled bitterly: "I saw that he pointed out the country in front of me before, and his mouth was like a river, and I really thought that he could solve these things and build a realistic story of the struggle of the traverser, it seems that it is also on paper, count, I still go to Liu Yuan to ask for a set of mini industrial machine tools, let's just travel through the past and become theorists." ”

"Who are you going to take with you but the three of us?"

Yang Pingfan smiled without saying a word, looking at Xiao Liu, who was scratching the ragdoll bear on the side, Li Lan looked surprised, "You want to take this monkey with you?"

"That's right, the traverser pet is standard, and we have to have a whole one, otherwise I don't feel at ease if I leave Xiaoliu alone at home, and no one will take care of it." ”

Li Lan muttered, "We travel through the past, and it's not easy to take care of it. ”

"Xiaoliu is smart, don't underestimate monkeys. ”

Yang Pingfan said, handing over a tablet, on which was a report about monkeys.

The Tianzhu monkey can't control it!

In a practical sense, they have become the biggest gang in Tianzhu.

Stealing property, hunting civilians and officials, and hijacking banks, rhesus macaques became the largest bandits in the peaceful land of Tianzhu.

According to the Tianzhu Primate Research Center, more than 1,000 monkey attacks are reported in the city every day.

And in rural areas, in addition to attacks and deaths, monkeys have caused huge economic losses.

The city of Mangalore in Karnataka saw 75 per cent of its crops destroyed by monkeys in 2022, while 250 villages in Jammu lost Rs 3.3 billion worth of agricultural products every year.

"A lot of the land has been abandoned by farmers, and although the land is fertile, the land is basically working for the monkeys. ”

"And we can't hurt the monkeys because they're protected by wildlife law. ”

The inhabitants of Bihar are known for their lawlessness and caste violence, yet they are helpless against the monkeys.

In the face of the monkey invasion, the local villagers took turns guarding their crops around the clock, guarding their crops with slingshots and sticks, but after three years, the villagers were still destitute.

Frustrated villagers decided to express their grievances in a different way, announcing that in the state elections, they would only vote for candidates in their constituencies who could solve the local monkey problem.

The villagers hope that even one of the leading candidates will visit their village and make a commitment to solve the problem.

But few politicians are willing to pay attention, not because they don't pay attention to the voters, but because no one can do the porcelain work.

After all, the Capitol in the capital is just a relatively large hill in the eyes of monkeys.

The monkey can be so arrogant, mainly because of the nourishment of Tianzhu culture.