91. New characters set up new scripts
Chu Lingxi woke up and rubbed his aching forehead: "The time to fall asleep this time seems to be shorter than before. ”
An Haobai used the indulgence technique to send the medicine bowl to her: "Demon Venerable commands, I want you to gain a foothold in the Demon Palace with a new identity as soon as possible." ”
Chu Lingxi needs to soothe his rumbling stomach first: "The demon is iron rice and steel, let's get some delicious food first, I'll starve my aunt and grandmother to death!" Braised pork, roasted mutton, fried shrimp, wonton noodles, all on it!"
Parsons Brinckerhoff threw a thick stack of letterhead to her: "This is the background of my life history arranged for you, write it down as soon as possible, and not be seen by everyone." ”
"How many mortal scripts do you have to read to make up such a bloody plot!", Chu Lingxi browsed through the ten lines at a glance, only to feel that the slots were full: "The character you set for me is a spirit cultivated by a white fox for thousands of years, such an old and cheesy routine, and I also deserve to ask my aunt and grandmother to be the heroine!?"
Parsons Brinckerhoff defended himself: "I can't say you're a wolf from the north, and the vixen character is the best way to move the story forward." ”
"Let's break this nonsense plot again", Chu Lingxi directly crumpled the first five pages into a ball and threw it at him: "The beginning is that you are hunting in the jungle at the junction of the demon clan and the demon clan, and accidentally shot a fox spirit. ”
"That's too much, I have to be at least a man...", Bai Brinckerhoff counted carefully with his fingers: "At least it has to be a male number eight, anyway, there are people with names and surnames and roles!"
"You are a cheeky dog who forcibly adds drama in the play!", Chu Lingxi has no limits: "The deputy general of the dignified demon clan, he can't hit the key point with an arrow when hunting, the logic is completely unreasonable, just to forcibly carry out the follow-up plot, you don't know if you don't see it, you are startled when you see it, the fox spirit who is lucky to not die is very similar to the appearance of the demon lord's sweetheart, so he sent the beauty into the demon palace non-stop, a typical flattering lord seeking glory, in fact, you are also aware of this loophole, so you made up five hundred more words to make the motive positive, Rationalization, scribbling what's 'just to relieve the demon venerable', I believe you are a ghost!"
Bai Cheng's self-esteem was pressed to the ground by the demon girl and rubbed, and he was angry: "If you have the ability, don't find fault, make up a masterpiece to open my eyes!"
"The purpose of my fake identity is to confuse the Four Realms and not let everyone know about the resurrection of Liu Ya by the Demon Venerable, so the character should be...", Chu Lingxi paced with his back like a writer, and finally opened the golden mouth: "The mysterious stand-in favorite concubine of the infatuated Demon Venerable!"
An Haobai, who drank tea calmly, choked and coughed: "Isn't the title of your play bloody?"
Chu Lingxi said vigorously: "I am a high-level dog blood who throws bricks and leads jade, and the specific details are left to the speculation of the Four Realms, and when the time comes, rumors will fly all over the sky, and no one will be able to distinguish between truth and falsehood." ”
Parsons Brinckerhoff was still unwilling: "Isn't there any merit in my story?"
Chu Lingxi made drastic deletions: "Then only keep the synopsis of the story, I am the fox spirit you accidentally caught while hunting, because of the similarity with Liu Ya's appearance, so as soon as I entered the palace, I was deeply favored by the Demon Venerable, and the rest of the details were deleted." ”
Parsons Brinckerhoff was dissatisfied: "Details play a crucial role in perfecting a lie, do you understand the art?"
"They are all men who work the battlefield, pretending to be educated, I don't bother to complain about your typos", Chu Lingxi is an expert in lying and cheating, and he has his own calculations in his chest: "I don't understand art, but I know the art of war, the more details, the more loopholes there will be." ”
Bai Chengsheng was afraid that something would go wrong: "This is not good, the whole demon clan must be very curious about you, we have to deal with good words in advance, in case it goes wrong, it will cause suspicion, and it will cause big trouble when it reaches the ears of the other three realms." ”
Chu Lingxi asked a question that hit the soul directly: "You have compiled the genealogy of the three generations of the fox spirit family neatly, but where did your information come from? It is not easy to inquire about the nameless little monster, it will take at least a month or two, why can your news be so fast?"
Parsons Brinckerhoff couldn't answer for a while.
Chu Lingxi asked again: "According to the Demon Venerable's quiet and cold-faced personality, I won't tell you these things, so your source can only be me, a pseudo-fox spirit, have you noticed the problem?"
The steel stupid straight man Bai Cheng shook his head dumbly, An Haobai really couldn't see it, and nodded: "The woman told the man about the three generations of the family, and the relationship between the two must be ambiguous." ”
Only then did Parsons Brinckerhoff suddenly realize: "Everyone will suspect that I cuckolded the Demon Venerable!"
"If you don't want to live, please go to the Hades Palace, don't drag me to the funeral", Chu Lingxi acted heroically, and directly started peeling shrimp, and he was very happy to eat.
An Haobai, who had a habit of cleanliness, took two steps back with disgust on his face, "If someone asks about your background, how should we respond?"
Chu Lingxi said with oily fingers: "I don't know, why talk nonsense." ”
Parsons Brinckerhoff was deeply skeptical of her nonchalant attitude: "If someone asks you in person, how do you respond?"
Chu Lingxi shook his hair in a dashing manner: "As the favorite concubine of the Demon Venerable, it is my character to be arrogant and domineering, and it is my privilege to be arrogant and wanton, my aunt and grandmother have to use the tip of their chin to see people, and those who dare to ask questions with many mouths and tongues will be dragged out and beaten to death!"