90. Scumbag CP

The faint singing voice slowly rose, and the sound of heaven surrounded the beams and made people drunk.

Liu Ya looked for prestige and was pleasantly surprised when he saw the tiger striped beasts of Lushu: "The fairy beast Lushu really lives up to its reputation, and its cry is a hundred times more beautiful than the songs of the mortal world." ”

"If you like it, you can use the immortal method to subdue a deer Shu and let it sing every day to make you happy. ”

The chicks in the nest chirped, and Kamu grabbed a caterpillar and shook it from side to side, causing the bird's pointed beak to spin around.

Liu Ya slapped the back of his hand heavily, and the caterpillar fell into the bird's beak: "What a person, still playing around like a little child, tossing the birds to have fun." ”

Jia Mu dragged her hair and threatened: "The tiger is not powerful, are you a sick cat when you are a master, beware of me blowing your pigtails! Don't pretend to be mature anymore, when you wet the bed, the master will already make a big fuss in the fairy world and become famous all over the world!"

Since the acquaintance with the demon of the mixed world, the verbal war has not stopped, and Liu Ya's skills are good: "You look very old, and if you come to Huaxu a few years later, I am afraid that your appearance will be comparable to that of Zhen Hao's second immortal." ”

"Your eyes are worse than your brain!", Jia Mu boasted to himself: "Master, I am obviously a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, I am really the dragon among people and the hero of immortals." ”

Liu Ya tilted his head and said, "But everyone privately says that you are a black sheep and a scum of the Protoss." ”

"Mu Xiu is in the forest, the wind will destroy it, the line is higher than the people, and the people will not be, they are naked jealous of the master!"

Jiamu's motto is, go your own way, let others have no way out, and resolutely do not accept negation and questioning: "The strong will never be a long-tongued woman behind his back, if he has the ability, he will fight face to face with gongs and drums, and win or lose with real skills!"

If you can beat it, you can beat it, and if you can't beat it, you can coerce it, this is the style of the man, laughing in front of people, and being forced blindly behind people, all of them are shameless people with two faces and three knives.

Chu Lingxi sincerely agreed with his words: "Our three views coincide, but it's a pity that you were born and I was not born, and I was born and died, and I have no fate to be friends." ”

Liu Ya's thinking at this time was still silently abiding by the old rules: "You came to Huaxu to cultivate immortals instead of being bandits, the courage of the puppet is only a reckless man, and the heart of the Four Realms is a god." ”

Jia Mujue's words are strange: "The second half of the sentence is completely inconsistent with your waste wood rank, honestly, where did you plagiarize it?"

"It was taught by my father!", seeing that the sunset was dissipating and the sky was getting darker, Liu Ya said: "It's in vain to talk to you about this, take me down quickly!"

Jia Mu pulled her pigtail again, and said in a tone of lesson: "Master not only rescued you from danger, but also invited you to enjoy the beautiful sunset, you should be deeply grateful and sincerely thank me." ”

Liu Ya denied this favor account and asked, "Dare to ask who caused me to fall into the ogre flower?"

"You... You didn't stand firm yourself, no wonder I am", Jia Mu was slightly embarrassed, coughed lightly a few times, shirked his responsibility, and flew down with the bean sprouts on his waist.

The Peipei pendant on Liu Ya's waist happened to be wrapped around the jade ornament of the devil's belt, she was reluctant to let the snow-white fur fall off, and hurriedly said: "Don't move, I have to untie the Peipei pendant first!"

Jia Mu was impatient: "It's just an ordinary jewelry, why make a fuss, you obediently follow the instructions of the master, I can help you subdue a fairy beast Peipei with my fingers." ”

"What are you doing, bragging about your first place!", Liu Ya said sharply in a hurry, even if she regretted it, she was worried that the devil would make a mess, so she had to whisper: "This is my father's only relic, you must not move, don't tear it up, okay?"

"Master, I... I can barely put up with you once", Jia Mu looked at the nervous and sweaty bean sprouts, how could he not be soft-hearted, and stood there honestly motionless, without words to find words: "What are you doing, what are you talking about, it's too much." ”

Liu Ya didn't raise his head and said with disdain: "You don't listen to classes and don't write exams, you are the bottom of all Taoist students." ”

Jia Mu poked her forehead lightly and said: "You are full of writing, but you are only the penultimate one, and you are embarrassed to make fun of me, fifty steps and a hundred steps, with the wisdom of the master, but if you pick up a pen and write a few words, you must be the bottom!"

Liu Ya finally took off the accessories and stroked them distressedly: "Isn't it just the second-to-last place if you win, what is there to worry about!"

Chu Lingxi felt it: "It's not a family, it's not a family, it's a scumbag couple, a couple at the bottom, it's a good match!"

Jia Mu was arrogant: "If the master has the intention of fighting for the first, Lin Ze, the light of the Xuanwu clan, will have to settle for the second." ”

Liu Ya didn't believe in the devil's scumbag's counterattack dream: "Big talker, cowhide king!

Jiamu's fighting spirit was burning: "The next time I take the exam, the master will let you see what it means to be a genius, and I won't be the first with your surname!"

Chu Lingxi was choked by the dragging plot and was suffocated by internal injuries: "You two have a snack, can you use your flirting efforts on serious things, when will you find out that the bean sprouts are carrying a counterattack on the small universe?"