In the early morning, Xu Da was woken up by enthusiastic eyes.

opened his eyes uncomfortably, and took the lead in facing a pair of passionate snake eyes.

"You're awake. I was in a hurry last night and didn't have time to introduce it, but in fact, my appearance is designed to be a devouring snake that can swallow bugs. I named myself Little Tun ......"

Xu Dafu, who didn't plan to answer, lay down again, "It must be that I haven't woken up yet." ”

The black snake ignored Xu Da's self-talk, shook his head, and opened the curtain with a bang.

The daylight outside the window was bright, shining on Xu Da.

The soreness centered on the shoulders and elbows was so intense. The culprit is Zhao Jiafu's weight of nearly two hundred catties.

It took a lot of effort to carry him back from his sleep last night, plus a basket of swear words

What he had experienced reminded him that everything was real.

He really ate a snake and was possessed by some bug patcher, and he still needs to complete the task of patching the vulnerability for him. If you refuse, the whole world will collapse like a house.

Because he hasn't experienced any bugs, Xu Da still hasn't had a real feeling.

I couldn't stand the black snake chattering in my ear, repeating the name "Little Swallow" over and over again, Xu Da finally got up.

While washing, he couldn't help but be curious, and asked the black snake, "Are you going to stick to me all the time?"

The black snake followed Xu Da's example, opened its mouth to receive water from the faucet, and spit it out, looking like a retired old man.

"Because you ate me, my system has merged with your body. ”

Seeing that the black snake was interested in the toilet next to him, when the snake's head was about to go down, it was stopped by Xu Da in time.

"That means I'm going to be with you all the time, with no privacy at all?"

Suddenly, I miss the teachers on the hard drive, and I didn't expect that before the solution, I was afraid that I would snub them. Let's hope they don't blame.

"What is privacy?"

Black Snake did ask a difficult question to answer.

Xu Da sighed silently, and after washing, he went to the kitchen to boil water to make wolfberry tea, and added chrysanthemums, red dates and other things as appropriate - this is a good product for young people to maintain health and nourishment.

"Let me tell you, you also know that you are an alien from another time and space, and you can show up and talk when I am alone. As for what I do when I'm with other people, you know what to do, right?"

Black Snake nodded hurriedly, "Don't worry, I'll shrink up." Shrink into your clothes and hide them. ”

For the sake of demonstration, it deliberately shrunk itself to the size of an earthworm and drilled under the crotch of Xu Da's pants.

Xu Da: "......"

"Ahem, I still remind you, when it comes to the dignity of men, if you drill where you shouldn't, I want you to be a big python image. It's best to show off your majestic body silhouette with protrusions. ”

The black snake came out of the collar of Xu Da's T-shirt, with a question mark on his face.

"Ahem, I can only understand, I can only understand. ”

In the next time, the presence of the black snake is still relatively low.

Xu Da found that it may be because of the need for dormancy, and it sleeps in the upper and lower positions of the abdomen all day long, but fortunately there is no bad habit of snoring.

Since the bug it said has not yet appeared, Xu Da feels that it can be put aside for the time being. Now the main thing is a question of survival.

At night, as usual, when he had to go out of the stall, thinking of the people in the mall property, Xu Da's temples would reflexively tingle.

Three meals a day are all solved in Daddy Li's stir-fry restaurant.

"Xiaoda, have you finished eating the dragon and phoenix pot?" Facing the empty casserole, Father Li's expression was panicked.

"Finished eating, it was delicious. ”

"The serpent...... I drank too much wine last night, and I saw a snake lying on the grass, and I saw that the pattern can be used in my hometown, so I caught it and stewed it. You didn't feel anything uncomfortable after eating, did you?"

At the mention of this stubble, the black snake was a little indignant, and was about to get out and meet the enemy. was held down by Xu Da, who had been prepared.

"Haha, it's okay, it's delicious. It's just a little stuffy. ”

"That's good, that's good. Wiping away the cold sweat on his forehead, Father Li was completely relieved.

Early this morning, I was worried that I would get drunk and cause dazzle, so I caught a poisonous snake for the young son of the owner.

In the future, it is better to drink less, so as not to make similar mistakes and harm people again.

Seeing that the time was about the same, Xu Da took a thermos cup in one hand and a woven bag in the other, and took the bus to Yanxing Square in the city center.

The time has just arrived at six o'clock, and the stall area specially set up in the square has almost been set up with large and small stalls.

Among them, in front of the stalls of balloon shooting, goldfish fishing and rings, there have been many elated children, watching them compete to try, the boss smiled so much that he couldn't close his mouth.

Xu Da didn't have time to envy, so he hurried over to occupy his position.

Next to him is an elegant-looking uncle, wearing tasteful silver-rimmed glasses, and his hair is meticulously combed.

It is said that the CEO of a listed company used to be the first to start a new business.

As for his choice of items, it is the commonplace snack overlord - fried stinky tofu!

Smelling the familiar stench, Xu Da was full of emotion, he paid the booth fee at the beginning, and he didn't know the sinister world when he obeyed the property allocation, but he only felt that the uncle was very easy to get along with.

But after three days, I realized how simple my original idea was.

Although the stinky tofu tastes delicious, it smells really smelly!

stayed overnight, and the smoke made Xu Da's brain hurt.

"How many keychains were sold yesterday?" Seeing Xu Da carefully set up the stall, Uncle Ruya asked with concern.

Speaking of pain points, Xu Da still had to force himself to show a confident smile that he was in control of everything, "Three or four, not much, it's okay, take your time." ”

Mental calculation, a key ring can not be sold for five yuan, the profit is about three yuan, hard work for one night, only to earn ten yuan.

Booth fees can't be earned.

Finally suppressed the negative emotions, and seeing that there were interested customers approaching, Xu Da showed a professional smile, "Key chain mobile phone chain, come and take a look, it's cheap." ”

However, the customer just glanced at it and hurried away, heading straight for Uncle Ruya's stinky tofu.

Ruthless!

After taking a sip of wolfberry health tea, Xu Da noticed that in the distance of the street, the property that was on a posture was patrolling again, and by the way, he urged the vendors to pay their health fees.

The tallest and strongest of them all, nicknamed the spout of the oil jug. It means that he speaks without oil on his lips, his tone is very impulsive, and his words are difficult to hear.

Yesterday, Xu Da quarreled with him the most.

As soon as the spout of the oil pot came today, he stared at Xu Da, squinting his eyes, and had an expression that you are waiting for me to see.

Uncle Ruya saw the clue and persuaded Xu Da: "People are snakes on the ground, we are not dragons yet, we should admit it." It's a big deal to earn it back. ”

After speaking, he looked at the stall in front of Xu Da apologetically, sighed and shook his head.

Xu Da was deeply stung by his subtle moves.

What do you mean, I guess I won't be able to earn it back.

Just as he was thinking about how to deal with the spout of the oil pot, the black snake on his chest suddenly reacted, and two pairs of snake eyes glowed red.

"Warning, warning, I feel a bug nearby!"

It's finally here.