One person, one snake and four eyes facing each other.

Xu Da, who calmed down, took a closer look and found that the "snake" coiled on his chest was contrary to his perception of living things.

First of all, its body was almost a black shadow, flattened, roaming over his skin. Only the head moved freely away from his body.

Moreover, the "snake" can speak.

With the moon and the dark wind and high night, for Xu Da, it is tantamount to an immersive experience of chatting about different things.

However, after recalling the words of the black snake, the surprised Xu Da hesitated to speak: "When did I eat you...... It won't be, that pot of dragon and phoenix pot?"

The snake meat in the aftertaste of the dragon and phoenix pot is indeed much softer and tenderer than the chicken. That's all, there's nothing special about it.

The black snake was aggrieved, with tears shining in his big eyes, aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law.

"As a bug fixer, I came to this world after a lot of hardships, and I originally wanted to make a big difference, but I didn't expect to die before I got out of school. I finally cast my body, and as soon as I landed, I was caught by an old man who was full of alcohol and made me into a pot of snake soup. Okay, now you eat me, you're me, you're a bug fixer now. ”

That is, the legendary landing into a box.

As for what bug patches, Xu Da didn't understand them at all.

Then, the black snake told Xu Da an unbelievable thing.

In a nutshell, it's a bug fixer from a parallel world. As for what is the bug?

Due to the recent strong distortion of time and space, the world in which Xu Da lives has been invaded by loopholes. Black Snake's mission is to fix bugs.

However, ambition dies before it is rewarded.

finally possessed a flower snake with a similar image, but was given a kitchen knife by Daddy Li......

By the way, it was made into a pot of dragon and phoenix pot, not to mention. The most amazing thing is that Xu Da, who ate him, didn't even let go of a drop of soup.

After speaking, the black snake looked stunned - although Xu Da didn't understand how its dark face showed loss.

"Since you have eaten my body, my system has merged with your physical body, and since I am unable to move freely, as the culprit, you have to take responsibility for fixing bugs for me. ”

"What if you don't take it?"

There was an element of joke in Xu Da's words, and he also expressed his refusal through a joking tone.

It's sad enough to make money to support your family, how can you have spare time to deal with any irrelevant chores.

As for the loophole or something, he still hasn't figured out what it is, can he eat it?

Black Snake didn't expect to be rejected, and if he cheered up, he was suffocated.

"Is there anything else? I'll go to bed first. ”

Before he could lie down, he was stopped by the black snake violently, "It seems that you haven't been able to understand the seriousness of the matter." Okay, so I'll be blunt. ”

"If you don't patch the holes in different time and space that have been invaded by the distortion of time and space, the world you live in will collapse!"

"It's like a built house, constantly under attack from the outside and inside, and no matter how stable the structure is, there is a risk of collapse!"

"The occurrence of loopholes is due to the simultaneous application of external and internal forces. If you don't act sooner, you're doomed for the world!"

Under the moonlight, the black snake spat out scarlet letters.

Xu Da, who was holding one arm, couldn't lie down in the end, and sat up straight again, looking like he was looking down and thinking.

In the expectant gaze of the black snake, Xu Da stretched out two fingers, "I have two questions." ”

Feeling that he was most likely shaken, the black snake looked eager to try, "You say." ”

"First, what exactly is the Alternate Time and Space Bug you are talking about?

Black Snake quickly replied: "Bugs are actually props in different time and space games, due to some complex reasons, break through the barriers, and come to the world you live in. ”

"Game items?"

Sensing his doubts, Black Snake patiently explained: "Although I don't belong to your world, I have also researched before coming. As a human, you've definitely played games, right?"

"The game is full of all kinds of props, and one of the classics is of course Super Mario, which includes a kind of mushroom, which will grow bigger when Mary eats it. ”

Xu Da still found it puzzling.

"Yes, yes, but you won't tell me that I'm going to encounter a bigger mushroom in real life, right?"

"How else to call it a loophole. Your job is to fix bugs. Make sure your world doesn't fall apart because of the loopholes!"

Just imagining it a little, Xu Da felt that it was quite tricky.

It's like you're walking on the road, and suddenly a big mushroom appears in front of you, and you walk over it out of curiosity, collide with it, and in the blink of an eye, you become a giant that attracts people's attention......

It's all trivial to be on the news, and it will cause social unrest, right?

However, the items in the game are usually for the convenience of the player, so there shouldn't be any danger, right?

"The second question, you said that if I eat you, I will take responsibility for you, but how do I fix the bug, I don't feel any difference between eating you and the past?"

The black snake looked relaxed, "Eat it, just eat it." ”

Then, he wagged his tail wantonly, looking proud and easy.

Xu Da: "......"

Well, he thought he must be dreaming.

"Good night. ”

Ignoring the chattering black snake, Xu Da was about to cover the quilt, and the black snake said excitedly: "In this way, I'll show you a demonstration." All you have to do is think, "I'm going to eat the bug," and control the patch through a kind of radio wave in your brain that radiates to the outside world...... You don't understand if you talk too much, don't blink, you'll see it right away!"

As soon as the words fell, Xu Da felt the black snake on his chest grow in the wind, and then looked at the black shadow on the wall, it was really ...... Thick and long.

Although the snake's tail is still "sticky" to Xu Da's body, the neck is up—probably, maybe, the snake has a neck, right? Specifically, the first two-thirds of the part has risen almost ten times!

"Hey, how am I doing now?"

The black snake turned its head awkwardly, and in order to make itself look majestic, he deliberately opened his big mouth, and the scarlet snake letter spit out.

However, before Xu Da could react, a scream suddenly came from under the window: "Monster, monster!"

Xu Daxin can't say well, what time is it, there are still people outside!

Sound familiar?

Immediately after that, there was a bang, and the person should have fainted.

Xu Da hurriedly pushed open the window and looked outside, and saw that Zhao Jiafu, one of the merchants, fell to the ground on all fours, and the peanuts in his hand were spilled on the ground - it seemed that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and he wanted to find Xu Da to drink and talk about the sky.

I didn't want to, I witnessed the "terrifying" scene, and I was so frightened that I fainted directly.

The black snake knew that he was causing trouble, so he quickly retracted and turned into a ball not much bigger than a loach, coiled on Xu Da's chest, "You're not scared to death, are you? ”

It's obvious that he caused his own trouble, but he was wronged.

Xu Da didn't care so much, and hurriedly went out to see Zhao Jiafu's situation, first patted his fat cheek, and asked urgently: "Hey, Jiafu, it's okay, wake up quickly." ”

"Snorr. ”

The dense snoring sounded and Xu Da was speechless, "I fell asleep." ”

This may also be a human body's response to an emergency.

In short, it's good that people are okay.

The only problem now is how to carry Zhao Jiafu back......

After all, the weight of nearly two hundred catties is enough for Xu Da.

Besides, if he wakes up tomorrow, how will he explain what he saw at night?