Chapter 387: Heavenly Court Drifting Bottle Routine Competition

"Give it to me! must give me a girl's house!" Sophie said immediately.

Lu Yifan couldn't help laughing and said: "Come on, come first, come first, I'll come first, of course it's for me!"

Sophie was speechless and said, "Are you a man? Don't you have a bit of a gentleman's demeanor? Don't you know the courtesy lady?"

Lu Yifan shook his head and said, "What I hate the most is people like you."

The truth is that men and women are equal, and when it comes to taking advantage, women come first.

When he suffers, he should have a sense of responsibility, and when he is happy, he should be a gentleman.

Obviously, I came first, and it's just this room, if I don't sleep here, I'm going to sleep on the streets at night, why should I let you?"

This made Sophie angry for a long time without speaking.

In the end, the front desk lady arrived: "Look at the two of you, anyway, you two know each other, or ...... You two get together for the night?"

When Sophie heard this, although she was helpless in her heart, she could only nod and say, "Okay, count me unlucky." ”

"Oh, hey, don't mind! Don't make do with your old man! Waiter, I'll come first, let me open it, I'm not used to sleeping with strange women.

I'm afraid of being taken advantage of. "Lu Yifan said.

"You ......"

Sophie is speechless!

Are you afraid of being taken advantage of?

I'm the one to be scared, right?!

But the waiter could only say apologetically: "This young lady, I'm sorry, why don't you look elsewhere." ”

It's almost night, where can Sophie go to find a hotel!

She could only soften her tone and say, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, can you please take me in for one night?"

Lu Yifan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Yes, this attitude is right! Okay, you can sleep on the floor tonight!"

Burst......

Sophie squirted three meters high with a mouthful of old blood!

In her mind, Lu Yifan has long been no different from a beast!

After getting the key, I entered the business double room.

After packing up his things, Lu Yifan lay down on the bed and began to play the glory of the king very comfortably.

Sophie bit her lip and said, "That...... You're not really going to let me sleep on the floor tonight, are you?"

Lu Yifan glanced up at her and said, "Otherwise, do you want me to sleep on the floor?"

Sophie quickly shook her head and said, "No...... I mean...... Or...... Why don't we sleep in a bed? This bed is pretty big anyway......"

After saying that, Sophie's whole pretty face was extremely blood-red!

I actually took the initiative to sleep with this rascal!

What is this called?

What if this rascal gets up in the middle of the night and does something to himself?

I proposed to sleep together!

When the police came, they couldn't tell!

The next moment, Lu Yifan hurriedly shook his head, and looked at Sophie with disdain: "Sleep with me?

What if you do it to me in the middle of the night?

If I promise you, you will reflexively give me a beating in the middle of the night, I will call the police, and I can't tell if the police are coming!"

Burst~~~~~

Resentment from Sophie +1000!

"I swear to you, I, Sophie, even if I die, even if there is no man in my life, I will not touch you!

That's okay, right?" said Sophie.

Lu Yifan thought for a while, and then said, "That's it, since I'm going to sleep and wear, I have to make something clear to you."

Although I sleep in the same bed with you, my heart belongs to my group of cute little wives.

We must make three chapters of the law!

First, it's okay to sleep together, and you are not allowed to use your hands or feet on me.

Second, don't make fun of me.

Thirdly, you are not allowed to think of me in any way, and you must not even dream of me. ”

Sophie was stunned for a long time before she reacted, her little fists clenched tightly, and she trembled with anger!

The ponytail jumped and jumped, staring at the eyes and wanting to bite Lu Yifan to death!

The old lady hasn't made three chapters of the law, but you put forward the conditions?

It's the same as what I'd do to you, it's unreasonable!

"You're shameless here!" Sophie finally broke out, "What if you do something to me in the middle of the night, make a fuss, or even think about me?"

Lu Yifan glanced at her and said lightly: "That's your blessing." ”

“……”

Crazy!

Sophie is going crazy!

How can people be narcissistic to such an extent?

But under the fence, Sophie can only endure to the end.

Fortunately, when she went to bed at night, Lu Yifan kept playing with her mobile phone, and she really didn't even look at her.

To say that women are strange creatures.

If you keep looking at her in a daze, she'll get angry.

If you don't dump her, she'll be even angrier!

Sophie saw that Lu Yifan was so fascinated by playing games, and she couldn't help but feel angry.

looked down at his bulging proud thing, and said secretly in his heart: "Is it that my Sophie is not sassy enough, or are you Lu Yifan's vision high?"

I'm such a fragrant beauty, just after taking a shower, lying next to you, you don't even look at it?"

Sophie cleared her throat and coughed twice deliberately.

Lu Yifan still didn't react, bowed his head and hit the king, very happy.

For the first time, Sophie had doubts about her charm for the first time.

She thought something was going to happen tonight, but in the end, nothing happened!

The angry Sophie could only snort coldly at Lu Yifan, pouted, covered the quilt sideways, and went to sleep angrily.

Lu Yifan's divine sense is strong, so naturally he will not be unable to see Sophie's small actions.

He also wondered, why are you still angry when Lao Tzu is well-behaved?

When Lu Yifan was playing happily with the new hero Iron of King Glory, the mobile phone suddenly rang.

Jade Emperor: "I recently found that the drifting bottle in WeChat seems to be very interesting, especially when playing routines with strangers, it is especially interesting!

So I decided, report a drifting bottle routine contest!

All immortals have to participate anonymously to see whose routine is deeper!"

Yang Jian: "Boring ......"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Wang! The Jade Emperor is big, the drifting bottle has been outdated for I don't know how many years! Why are you still playing?"

Yue Lao: "I'm afraid no one will participate, right?"

Sun Wukong: "Anyway, my grandson won't compete." ”

Zixia Fairy: "I'd better give birth to a monkey for my husband at home, and I won't participate in such a tall competition." ”

None of the immortals from all walks of life are willing to participate.

The Jade Emperor's face couldn't hold back, and he hurriedly sent a message: "The first place can get a Kunpeng Cub Egg!"

As soon as this news came out, the entire Heavenly Court chat group exploded!

Shunfeng Ear: "it!Kunpeng Baby Beast Egg?Is it the Divine Beast Kunpeng that can rival the Peacock Daming King when the chaos first open!!s?"

The third prince of Nezha: "The Jade Emperor is big, this is the rhythm of hemorrhage! I signed up !!"

(End of chapter)