Marshal Tianpeng: "My old pig also signed up!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Wang! Ben Wang also signed up, maybe he can hatch a Kunpeng and come out to play!"

Yang Jian: "Roaring Sky Dog, isn't it enough for you to have me?!" (three sad expressions)"

Lei Gong: "Upstairs, your master and servant are too undisciplined!"

Electric mother: "or something, the two of them have already lost it!"

......

What kind of artifact is Kunpeng?

Heaven and earth are opened, Hongmeng is the first judgment, one of the several divine beasts born in the world, among which is Kunpeng!

Among the mythical beasts, the peacock is the most ferocious, and the lethality is terrifying!

And Kunpeng is the most powerful in defense and supernatural powers!

When Kunpeng meets water, it is a kunyu, and the kunyu is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is!

Out of the water into the air, turned into a bird, its name Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, and it flies angrily, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky.

The adult Kunpeng is so big, covering the sky and the sun, flying away from the sky, falling from the Yellow Spring to the poor, and his combat power is comparable to that of Da Luo Jinxian!

If you can get this egg, don't say that these three realms are the unknown world, and you can get it if you want to!

So even if these immortals know that such a terrible thing has been taken out, they are as desperate as if they were beaten with chicken blood.

After the registration was completed, the Jade Emperor announced that as long as the routine was played deep and funny, the screenshot was sent to him, and finally he sorted it out and let the immortals in the group vote.

The one with the highest number of votes wins!

The rules are very simple, and the immortals have also made enough efforts to start thinking of routines.

Yue Lao pretended to be a fortune teller, and wanted to pretend to be forced to count marriages.

He pondered that he knew the red line status of all mortals in the world, and if he calculated it so accurately, he would definitely surprise the other party, and then cooperate with him to complete the routine.

So he threw a drifting bottle out and it said:

"Fortune tellers, free fortune telling, look at marriage!"

It didn't take long for someone to catch his bottle and reply to him.

Zhang Yixing's little fan sister: "Can you be considered married?"

Yue Lao: "Of course!"

Zhang Yixing's little fan sister: "Okay, help me calculate when I and Zhang Yixing will get married!"

Yue Lao: "I just took a look, the red lines of the two of you are parallel, and they can't intersect together in life and life, so don't be delusional."

Isn't my calculation accurate?"

Zhang Yixing's little fan sister: "Get out of !!!!"

Zhang Yixing's little fan sister threw the bottle away after speaking.

Yue Lao couldn't help but be speechless: "It's so accurate, why are you so unappreciative?"

The Howling Sky Dog also thought very clearly, and he decided to pretend to be a beast whisperer to pretend to force the other party.

His bottle reads: "You can understand the language of all beasts in the world, send videos and voices at will, and you can help interpret them for free!"

His bottle was quickly picked up as well.

A woman named "Erbao Mom" with a profile picture of a teddy dog sent a video.

In the video is a cute video of a teddy dog selling cuteness.

Erbao's mother: "Can you understand what my Erbao is talking about?"

The teddy dog said that every day he saw his master bring different men home, and the fungus had dried from pink to black.

The owner is so spicy and, but its own balls have been cut off, and it has to pretend to be stupid and cute here every day to deceive itself as a stupid owner, it's really boring.

What's the matter, the spirit is not good, is it not accurate, do you really want to call me a master?"

Erbao Mom: ", you are spicy @¥&*#——@#...... (10,000 words omitted here)"

After scolding for ten minutes, Erbao's mother threw away the bottle.

The Howling Sky Dog was also speechless, "Am I not sure?"

A group of beauties such as the Ni Dress Fairy, the Zixia Fairy and the Chang'e Fairy want to attract people by dancing and cooperate with them to complete the funny routine.

It's a pity that the men who picked up their bottles all had only one purpose - to make a (harmony) cannon!

When chatting, I either want them to take off their clothes, or I want to see them, and there is no serious person.

This makes them angry!

Over there, Lu Yifan also started his own routine.

After a while, Lu Yifan fished out a drifting bottle that said "You can play with me when you are lonely at night".

clicked in, and the two chatted.

Heart-warming baby: "Handsome guy, you can play with baby when you are lonely at night!"

Lu Yifan: "Oh, what are you playing?"

Baby: "I hate it, I know and ask! Of course, it's your boys' favorite thing to play at night!"

Lu Yifan: "It turned out to be the glory of the king! What rank and which district are you, can you give me skin? The great god begged to lie down! I slipped !! the single Luban thief."

Baby: "Get out of !!"

Ok, a routine!

But doesn't it seem particularly funny?

Lu Yifan continued to fish for the bottle.

After a while, he fished out a bottle of "begging beautiful women to date, ugly girls don't disturb".

This look is a sling dreaming!

Lu Yifan went in and asked directly: "Little brother, do you need chickens?

That dude might be too, too.

posted a lustful emoji, and then replied to Lu Yifan.

Tao was scared: "How much does it cost?"

Then Lu Yifan sent a picture with more than a dozen carnivorous chickens and said, "If you want that one, I'll bleed and pluck your feathers right away and mail it over!"

Tao said: "Am I pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty!!"

Lu Yifan: "Pretty! I know you're pretty! So...... You want that chicken?"

The sling silk named Tao Yi angrily threw the bottle away.

"Well, this one seems to work well. Try one more. ”

This time, Lu Yifan chose to throw a bottle out, and the content was also exciting.

"I want to see the reply of **!"

It didn't take long for a girl to reply.

Science girl: "I'm so bored and can't sleep, handsome guy, **show me!"

Lu Yifan: "Are you sure you want to see it?"

Science Girl: "Of course! Hurry up! People can't stand it anymore!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay!"

After speaking, Lu Yifan sent a photo of Junjie in the past.

Lu Yifan: "Look! How handsome my family is!"

Science Girl: "......"

The science girl abandoned the drifting bottle!

Successfully tricked three people.

Lu Yifan still feels dissatisfied, and he always feels that it is not funny enough.

So he changed his profile picture to a sexy photo of Yang Chan wearing a high-slit swimsuit, and then began to fish for drifting bottles.

It didn't take long for him to find another bottle that resembled a begging for a relationship.

Fat Cat: "Little sister, is your avatar you?"

Lu Yifan: "Yes, are you single? By the way, I only love the little brother of the cute fat house!"

Fat Cat: "Big Brother can't do it?" (a blushing expression)

Lu Yifan: "Are you a fat house?"

Fat Cat: "That must be! The fat can't be fat, the house can't be any more home!"

Lu Yifan: "Why don't you lose weight in the fat house, and are you still in the mood to play with drifting bottles here?"

Fat Cat: "???"

The fat cat abandoned the drifting bottle!, you are lonely, and the young lady warms you with a movie