The tiger waved its claws, shook its head, and as soon as the dubbing and subtitles came out, the whole thing was completely heavenly. "I'll go, this birdman, what's the matter, this smell, uric acid is so high, I'm not afraid of ventilation, but I'm smoked to death." ”

Shaking his head and shaking his head for a while, No. 2's acting skills were matched with dubbing and subtitles, which directly burst the audience under the stage, and I was a little worried that the little tiger would be angry and bite. This will see the little tiger being smoked and swaying, and it will look like it is going to fall to the ground, and it will not be happy.

The audience in the live broadcast room was completely speechless. "Fengzi, why don't you go to heaven, I'll go, Wu Song must know, someone slandered him like this, and he will definitely split you. ”

"That's right, it's too bad, high uric acid, why don't you have high uric acid. ”

"How high is this, go to heaven, uric acid stones can form at any time. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was completely speechless, it was too subversive, but it was really funny. "No. 2's performance is really in place. ”

Everyone was discussing, Wu Song played by Wukong, as soon as he turned around, a water column flew out, and the audience hurriedly covered the children's eyes, and when they saw it clearly, there was a little monkey on the side whose head was full of branches, and he was lying on the ground pushing a syringe, and the water column was shot out of the syringe.

"What the hell is this?" the crowd laughed and cried.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked confused. "Great Demon King Feng, you want to subvert it all. ”

"But these little monkeys are quite cute. ”

"Where did you get it?"

"It won't be the last time Wukong and Xiao Budian brought those little tailed monkeys, right?"

It's really fun, everyone is happy, this group of monkeys is so interesting.

"Hey, look, what's wrong with the tiger?"

The audience in the live broadcast room just paid attention to the little monkey, and the group performance stole the scene, who knew that when they turned their heads, they found that the big tiger played by No. 2 fell directly.

"The uric acid is too high, the smell is unbearable, and I am dizzy. ”

"Poof. ”

"Nima, what the hell is a spoof, right?"

"Don't make a fuss, you're a big tiger, a big worm, and a cannibal. ”

The subtitles begin to introduce that the big tiger ate two people with high uric acid some time ago, and now the body has high uric acid and is guilty of ventilation, which will be instantly knocked down by the uric acid molecules diffused in the air.

Wu Song, played by Wukong, walked over slowly, a branch tripped over Wukong, and Wu Songda, who was holding a big stone in his hand, fell down, and the stone happened to hit the tiger's head.

"Nima. ”

"It turns out that Wu Song beat the tiger, that's the case, the tiger was knocked down by uric acid, and the high uric acid killed this big tiger. ”

"Awesome. ”

"This plot, Fengzi, why don't you go to heaven. ”

"Come to a wave of beer, I wish the maple uric acid to be high, every year. ”

"Hahaha, that's too bad, but I think I can have another drink and the beer goes. ”

A wave of beer in the live broadcast room, Jin Cheng laughed, and even ordered beer to give to Li Feng, and for a while, the hops in the live broadcast room were bubbling up, and they kept flashing.

Li Feng was a little confused, these guys, beer doesn't cost money, it can be at least thousands of yuan in a wave.

"Thank you, I've had a good day. ”

Li Feng arched his hand and smiled.

"King Feng has started again. ”

"Forcing the king is forcing the king, if you don't pretend to force you, you will die. ”

"No, next time I don't send wine, it's better to have a leather whip and a candle. ”

Jin Cheng smiled and asked. "Is the boss very good at drinking?"

"Boss, who?"

"It can't be Mr. Wu, right?"

"Do you know Mr. Wu?"

Jin Cheng was a little surprised.

"It's not Mr. Wu, is it Director Zhang, I like it, Director Zhang, I want to apply for the job as your secretary, I am 180 tall, weigh 145, have chest muscles and abdominal muscles, have a just figure, have a dignified appearance, and have a field and a house at home. ”

Jin Cheng sneered, and posted a series of emojis covering his mouth and laughing. "I promise you, I'll report tomorrow, and I'll arrange for you to be a secretary under Director Zhang. ”

Li Feng also muttered, who is this, Wu Yue, no, Wu Yue will not be so boring, and he can joke like this, okay, Li Feng guessed wrong, there is only one person, Jin Cheng, or the hidden Zhang Yan.

Jin Cheng is more likely, Li Feng seems to see that there is this guy who just delivered beer, he is speechless, there are three more black lines on his head, this one is really noisy, this character is only Jin Cheng.

"Director Kim, don't make trouble. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "Director Jin is a big beauty, do you want to take a look. ”

"Wow, it's a big beauty again, it's really fake, don't lie to us. ”

"That's it, with Mr. Wu and Director Zhang, I don't want any kind of beauty. ”

A group of guys screamed, which made Jin Cheng a little dissatisfied, how could he speak, why is he not a beauty. "Boss, I'm here. ”

Jin Cheng really walked over when he spoke, and suddenly there was a big beauty in the camera, Jin Cheng was even more beautiful than Zhang Yan, and had a little more youthful vitality than Wu Yue.

"I'll go. ”

"Nima, I'm going to eat some of the I just said. ”

"No, I'm going to work in Lijiapo, don't stop me. "I'm poor B.

Jin Cheng smiled proudly, which made many otaku have red eyes and their hearts beat wildly. "No, it's beautiful. ”

"King Feng, I haven't lied this time, beautiful. ”

"It's going to heaven. ”

"Kaede is now looking for so many beautiful women to help her work, in order to prove that she is not ill-intentioned, quickly recruit me in, I want to supervise Kaedeko. ”

"Little cousin, you just have a face, Fengzi, if you want to recruit, then recruit two, and we will be responsible for supervising together. "I'm poor B.

"Hahaha. ”

Jin Chengdu watched music. "You're having fun. ”

"What do beautiful women usually like?"

"yes, yes. ”

"Does the beautiful woman have a boyfriend?"

Seeing Jin Cheng speak, a wave of questions came out, Jin Cheng was stunned, covered his mouth and smiled. "I don't have a boyfriend yet, I'm looking for one, as for hobbies, traveling, reading, playing games, and surfing the Internet. ”

"Me too, beauty, we're really fated to be there. ”

"You're, shameless. ”

Li Feng saw that the live broadcast room had directly become a blind date group, your sister's.

At this time, Chen Lulu walked over. "Mr. Li, Mr. Jin, Mr. Wu, please come over. ”

"Wow, another beauty. ”

Chen Lulu is young and beautiful, just graduated from college for more than a year, young and beautiful, although she may not be as good as Jin Cheng in appearance, but she is young, and her youthful vitality completely fills the defects.

"King Fengqiu, who is this?"

Everyone just made a joke about Jin Cheng, just kidding, Jin Cheng is an urban fashion girl at first glance, and she is a strong woman, everyone is joking, it can't be taken seriously, but Chen Lulu is different, at first glance, she has just graduated, maybe she really has a chance.

"This is Secretary Chen?"

"Fengzi, you're terrible, you found such a beautiful secretary, aren't you afraid that Jiajia will let you kneel on the keyboard?"

Li Feng rolled his eyes. "This is Mr. Wu's secretary. ”

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Fengzi, I'll apply for Mr. Wu as a soldier in two days. ”

Can you make a face, Li Feng was speechless, he was really hungry, no, he couldn't wait. "Tell Mr. Wu, I'll come. ”

"Alright, don't scream, everyone is gone. ”

"King Fengqiu, you're planning to collect beauties. ”

"It's a lot of ambition. ”

"King Feng, this is planning to build a daughter country. ”

Li Feng was speechless, to say that he was building a daughter country is nonsense, okay, he originally planned to recruit a manager, but he didn't expect to really run into a treasure, Wu Yue, what about the others, it was all Wu Yue who brought the elite.

Li Feng had to say that he was shrouded in the aura of the goddess of luck, people are so lucky, they can't stop it. "Okay, I'll go over for the second show in one meeting. ”

"It's okay, Fengzi, you just need the camera to point at Mr. Wu, you are free. ”

"Yes, yes, you can play whatever you want. ”

Your sister, Li Feng rolled his eyes, heavy color and light everything.

"Is there something wrong with Mr. Wu?"

Wu Yue smiled bitterly. "I just called from the police station and said that we have a real tiger here. ”

"Huh?"

Li Feng was stunned for a moment, unable to cry or laugh. "It's a trouble, I just forgot to explain it, so let's explain it when we wait for the ball and the panda girl, Xiao Erhei. ”

That's what I mean. ”

Wu Yue said. "But I need you to explain it here. ”

"No problem, I'll call Guo Suo. ”

Li Feng called over, and Guo said with a smile. "Brother, what's the matter with you, this police call has been made to the county. ”

"This is not an animal show, the little South China tiger raised at home was recognized when he appeared, and he didn't explain it at the time, Guo Suo is really embarrassed. "It's a misunderstanding.

"Don't take it as an example, brother, go back and get a sign, write it clearly, and then my brother can't hold it like this." Guo said with a smile.

"Okay, don't worry, I'll get a few more brands when I turn around, trouble my brother this time, next time I come to Lijiapo, I'll invite you to drink." Li Feng said with a smile. "I'll cook a few side dishes, and our brothers will have a few drinks. ”

"Nacheng, I have to go to you when I go back, don't say it, your brother's cooking skills are amazing, the last time I went back and told my mother-in-law, she still didn't believe it. ”

"Go back and bring your sister-in-law to play. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "The big crabs that just came out are all big on top, go back and make a pot. ”

"Hahaha, forget the crabs, just get some side dishes. Guo said with a smile. "Okay, brother, you're busy, I'll call the county back. ”

"Then it's a problem for my brother. ”

Hanging up the phone as he spoke, Li Feng said to Wu Yue. "It's okay, Guo Suo will call the county to explain, so let's get a few signs when we go back, and I understand it, but I was misunderstood. ”

"I'll arrange it. ”

"Don't, forget it at night, tomorrow. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "Qiuqiu and Panda Girl, how are you going?"

"It's almost ready. ”

Wu Yue said with a smile. "During the afternoon rehearsals, everyone felt that it was working well. ”

"It's fun. ”

Li Feng thought of it, what a beautiful picture, the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, in March, two pandas, black eyes, you star, I stared, a pair of eyes, all black eyes.

The gong sounded, the second performance was about to start, and the audience in the live broadcast room only knew that it was the performance of Panda Girl and Qiuqiu, plus Xiao Er played a supporting role in black, and everyone didn't know the specific plot.

"I'm looking forward to it. ”

"Fengzi was stunted by uric acid this time. ”

"yes, let's have something nice. ”

"No problem, it's definitely good for a while. Li Feng smiled.