Wukong fights the tiger, okay, everyone reacted, and they were about to spray water one by one.

"Let's not talk about it, let's see, it's open. ”

Li Feng smiled and pointed to the stage, the camera switched to the small stage curtain on the boat, and a roadside tavern with a wine flag written on it and small tables and chairs appeared in front of everyone.

Tourists also stopped and found their seats. "Wow. The children found out for the first time, Wukong, who appeared with a package on his back, Wukong was wearing a power suit, a red hat on his head, and dark cloud boots.

Dressed up, I came to the tavern, dropped the package casually, photographed the table, and there was a dubbing on the side. "The shop serves wine. ”

"It's amazing, Xiao Er's wine. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned by this performance. "Wukong's acting skills are getting more and more awesome, this is to participate in the Golden Horse Awards, and a few have to come back with three or five trophies. ”

"That is, Oscar is a leading actor for Goku. ”

"Nima, a monkey in this world, has acting skills, tell me why there are so many little fresh and tender people who don't have acting skills. ”

"You said it was tender and delicious, maybe it smelled of the sea. ”

"Don't get dirty, okay, look, little one is out. ”

Xiao Bu nodded his head, dressed in a small second suit, with a white rag hanging on his shoulders, and quickly stepped forward to wipe the table. "What do you want?"

"Let's have a trip to wine and cut three or five catties of beef. ”

Wu Song Monkey Wukong slapped the table and dubbed.

"Little brother, don't, it's illegal to kill cattle, there is no beef, why don't you have a sheep's head, how about making two or two pots?"

"Poof. ”

There are not a few that are sprayed directly on the spot, and the live broadcast room is like a disaster movie. "Nima, this script must have been written by Fengzi. ”

"Nima, you want to kill me, you almost choked to death. ”

"Just kidding, it's too indecent not to play like this. ”

"Okay, the candle whip is ready. "I'm poor B and it's starting again.

"Brother Chong, the whip is waiting. ”

", come to a bundle of candles, brothers, kill the king of Feng. ”

A wave of candles, leather whips, and Jin Chengle, who was squatting in Li Feng's live broadcast room, was broken. "Our little boss is really interesting. ”

"Is live streaming fun?"

Zhang Yan stretched out her head to take a look.

"It's so fun, you don't know, it's interesting to leave a message in it. Jin Cheng said with a smile. "Look. ”

"Who is King Feng?"

"Our boss. Jin Cheng said with a smile. "Our boss likes to pretend to be forced the most when he broadcasts live, you can't think of it. ”

"But seriously, our boss is really good, there are some previous videos here, you have doubts about life after watching it. Jin Cheng said with a smile. "I didn't expect our boss to be so powerful. ”

Zhang Yan pouted, Jin Chengdu is about to become a little fan girl, but it's not bad to have an interesting boss.

The small voice acting on the stage paralyzed a group of people. "This script has been changed, is it going the funny route?"

"Eighty percent of the time. ”

Tourists held up their phones, ready to shoot videos.

Wu Songhou is unwilling, what are you kidding, how to pretend to be forced without beef, if you don't cut three or five catties, how can you look bold, and then say what two pot heads, two taels, you look down on me, no, at least drink three taels.

"Come on three or five sheep's heads, three, two, two pot heads. ”

"Poof. ”

Another wave of laughter, don't make a fuss, it's not beef, it's too fast.

"Luckily, I don't have to pay for it. ”

Wu Songhou counted the money in his pocket, the beef is too expensive, and now the yellow beef is dozens of dollars a pound, and there are not many tickets in his hand after paying off the mortgage, so it is still cost-effective to eat sheep's head.

Behind the stage, a monkey walked by with a sign, leaving behind a group of laughing people. "Nima, Fengzi is heart-piercing. ”

"There's nothing wrong with it, I still eat meat, I can't afford to eat vegetables, I originally thought of gnawing the lawn of the community, who knew that the property had already been cut off and sold to sheep. ”

"Monkeys are unpleasant. ”

Xiao Er Monkey was busy persuading, Wukong Monkey was anxious, looking down on the monkey who carried the mortgage, he was an official monkey, and Nima was still energetic. "Say three or two, three or two, one or two less, I won't demolish your small shop and pull out your wine flag. ”

The lines and subtitles amused everyone laughing, back and forth, the two monkeys performed loudly, and the audience in the live broadcast room applauded again and again. "Okay, Wukong and Xiao Budian, this acting can participate in the movie mirror. ”

Wu Yue only clapped his hands, this is even better than when he was rehearsing, exciting, it's just the boss's lines, it's really, it's too serious, forget it, although he is the boss. Wu Yue felt that when he got back, he would find a professional screenwriter to write some jokes.

For example, what is the legend of the White Lady, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, these performances will definitely be better.

"Hahaha, you must be three taels, one or two less, you look down on me. ”

"The next time you drink, you have to say that. ”

"That's right. ”

"Cut three catties of beef, one less sheep's head, I'm in a hurry with you. ”

"The mortgage has not been repaid, and I dare to eat the sheep's head, but I can't afford to eat the sheep's bones, and it's almost the same to eat grass with the sheep. ”

"It amuses me. ”

"Fun. ”

Of course, there are also things like ruining the classics, but Li Feng has said that this is a cheerful version, and there is a classic version, and the classic version is used after the business, and now try the cheerful version for trial operation.

"I think the cheerful version is very good, the classic version is good, but I'm tired of watching it, I believe that if it weren't for Wukong and Xiao Budian to act, there are really few people who have the patience to watch the classic version, how good it is now, everyone is happy to watch, the children are fun to watch, and maybe they will find the classic version to watch if they are interested. ”

That's right. ”

"Classics need to be spread in some modern way, don't they?"

"Aside from that, Goku started boxing. ”

"It's not okay, it's going to heaven. ”

"That's, the second pot head, the name speaks for itself, the second is going to be overdone, sample, you don't go directly to the top of the head. ”

"Hahaha, talent, brother, it turns out that this is how the second pot head came. ”

"I thought that the second Tai Er who made wine, overdone, the alcohol content was so high, and there was a second pot head, it turned out to be such a thing, long knowledge. ”

"Well said, well said. ”

Li Feng had to obey this, how good the explanation was, a real talent. "Wukong's drunken punch is not bad. ”

"Hahaha, it's okay. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "There are the most such drunken fists in the old movies at home, and you can learn it after watching a few films, who will come to Li Jiapo for free training. ”

Wu Songhou picked up the package, ignored the persuasion of the little second monkey, waved his hand, and walked out of the tavern, the curtain was raised, and the audience was a little stunned for a while. "That's it?"

"And what?"

Sure enough, after a while, the curtain opened again, and the appearance on the stage had changed, this was a hillside, a forest, and the scene production was not bad.

"That's good. ”

"It's like that. ”

"The monkey fell asleep. ”

The child found a part of Wukong on the sleeping stone that was covered by branches, and Wukong slept just right, when suddenly a round head, short ears, and a black striped tiger head with the word king were revealed in the bushes, and the small blood basin opened its mouth and let out a tiger roar.

"Ahh ”

The tourists in the audience were shocked, and the children were even more frightened, tigers. "Tiger?"

"A real tiger?"

Some first-time visitors to Lijiapo exclaimed, it's really fake.

Wu Yue and Zhang Yan glanced at each other, and they didn't seem to be much better when they first saw each other.

"It's number two. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was surprised at first, and then thought of the South China Tiger No. 2 raised by Li Feng, this little guy has grown so big.

This head is the size of a football, and it is larger than the average poodle, and the little tiger is quite shocking.

"Tigers really?"

No. 2 came out of the bushes, and the audience got up one after another, joking, what a tiger, the children who wanted to step forward were also pulled behind the adults, tigers, no matter how small they were, they were tigers, and this is not small.

grinning, it's still quite scary, of course, some viewers are not here for the first time, but they have seen that Li Feng's pets are quite docile.

"Little monkey, run. ”

The tiger approached Wu Song Monkey step by step, and the children in the audience couldn't help but cry out.

Wu Song Monkey slept just right, completely unaware that the tiger was approaching, and suddenly didn't know how, shivering, Wukong Monkey subconsciously stood up, pulled up his pants, and faced the outside of the stage, with a sound.

"Nima, why is this voice so familiar?"

"It's not, I usually listen to it every day, but it's strange if I'm not familiar with it. ”

It's the sound of peeing, okay, Nima, don't make trouble, you can act well.

"Hahaha. ”

"Kaede, you have a bad taste. ”

"I'm 100% sure now that this script is from the hands of King Fengda, it's too bad fun. ”

"Fengzi, it's too yellow and violent. ”

"That's right, be careful to reconcile you. ”

Li Feng rolled his eyes, but he was covered, and he didn't see that Wu Song had also put a chrysanthemum sticker.

"Wow, whistle, was it blown by Goku?"

"Doesn't it look like a dubbing?"

"Impossible, right?"

"Can a monkey whistle?"

"Is this really fake?"

Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, the audience under the stage was also surprised, even with Wu Yue and the others at a loss, it was really Wukong who had never whistled in front of them.

"Is it really Wukong?"

"That's right, there's no whistle in the dubbing. ”

"Wukong is going to heaven, this is. ”

Jin Cheng stared at the live broadcast room, and an audience in the live broadcast room was asking Li Feng, and Li Feng smiled. "The other day, I whistled and was heard by this little thing, and I didn't think I could learn it. ”

"Awesome, senior brother is going to heaven. ”

"Senior brother has awakened, this is the rhythm of heaven and earth. ”

"The cow is the Bull Demon King. ”

"It's amazing. ”

When the audience saw the subtitles, they believed that it was really a monkey's whistle. "This monkey has become a sperm. ”

"What a cute little monkey. ”

A group of little girls screamed, not only in the live broadcast room, but also under the stage, so that a group of people and men were speechless, monkeys were cute when they blew it, and hooligans when they blew it, what can I say.

"Poof. ”

Just when everyone was surprised by Wukong's whistle and was shocked, the tiger shook his round head, and then a line of subtitles appeared, which directly made the audience and the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.

"Fengzi, you are awesome, you have no limit to death. ”