Chapter 7 Men Can't Use Sunscreen?
The next morning, Zhang Nan went to Teckwah College to deal with some trivial daily work, and then skipped work again.
For him, this class is no different from not going to work, but he can get paid......
Originally, as the director of the library, he was going to take an administrative class, but then he took the initiative to apply for a course to teach in the Academic Affairs Office, which turned him into a class teacher, and then he was out of administrative control.
And this course only has two classes a week, so it's not comfortable. On Monday and Wednesday afternoons, the course is called "Fundamentals of Automotive Mechanics", which is just an entry-level theoretical textbook for automotive students, and he can talk about it in class without even preparing for the class.
But if you want to think that Zhang Nan graduated from the automobile major, it would be a big mistake, this guy graduated from the information management and information system major, a proper computer talent, but unfortunately, this product only likes to play with computers, but he is not interested in computer technology at all, and he almost couldn't even get a degree certificate back then......
Influenced by his father since he was a child, his favorite thing is cars, his hobby is also related to cars, and his biggest dream is to one day become a top professional racing driver.
pity
At the age of 26, I can only pipe dream......
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When he came to the training ground on time at half past nine, Zhang Nan found that Liu Xi was already sitting in the rest shed waiting.
Liu Xi's dress today is completely different from yesterday, no longer wearing a floral short skirt, a pure white T-shirt with sky blue jeans, and a pair of white canvas shoes.
On the delicate face, a little powder.
It's just the right amount of beauty.
Yesterday was sexy, today is innocent!
Zhang Nan silently compared it in his heart, and still felt that today's Liu Xi was more eye-catching, if it was 90 points yesterday, then 95 points can be given today.
Ah, fortunately, such a beauty did not fall into the hands of Yang Peng and others, it is too dangerous!
Liu Xi also found Zhang Nan, jumped up from the chair with a whoosh, and almost ran in front of Zhang Nan.
Zhang Nan's gaze, which originally fell on Liu Xi's two long legs, was also instantly dispersed.
This Nizi, do you need to be so happy?
Seeing her rushing over happily, she was almost a hug, right? But I'm not your boyfriend? Don't try to rub my oil like other girls.
Thinking too much......
"How dare you come?"
"I thought after yesterday's test drive, you gave up. ”
Liu Xi still looked like he was smiling, and he was not hit by his words, and suddenly pulled out a yellow piece of paper from behind him and shook it in front of his eyes.
"A real estate gift contract? thank you!"
"Phew!"
"You think, I've already made my name myself. Liu Xi explained happily.
"Oh, that's a lot of effort. ”
"Not only that, I still have time after registering, so I just took the subject one. ”
"Huh?" Zhang Nanzhen was stunned this time, this Nizi's efficiency is too terrible, right, not only registered, but also passed the subject?
"It only took 9 minutes and 16 seconds. ”
"It's still 100 points. ”
Liu Xi's chin was slightly raised, his big eyes flashed with pride, and he could finally be angry in front of Zhang Nan.
100 questions, it only took 9 minutes and 16 seconds, and an average of more than 5 seconds to complete a question, the key is still a full score of 100 points, which can be said to be boundless.
It is estimated that Liu Xi was waiting for Zhang Nan to praise him, but he didn't expect Zhang Nan to suddenly say:
"But what's the use? Driving is not based on theory, but on practice, and it is useless to talk on paper, as far as your operational ability is concerned, hey, I don't want to talk about it. ”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Xi's originally brilliant face immediately turned like a pig's liver, and if you don't praise it, forget it, and step on it......
But she didn't say anything, silently turned and walked back to the side chair, just facing him with a side face.
Zhang Nan felt such a subtle change, and quickly changed his tone:
"Hey, I'm kidding,"
"It's already amazing, and the fastest student I've ever seen takes about 13 minutes. You're the first to score in 10 minutes. ”
"It's still 100 points, it's just invincible. I took the test myself, and it was estimated that it was only about 92 points, and I hated that traffic gesture very much, and I could see that I was in a fog. ”
Zhang Nan walked over and saw two cups of soy milk on the chair, one of which had been opened and the other was still sealed. Thinking about it with his heels, he knew that the other cup was bought for himself, and then he said:
"Do you drink two glasses of soy milk alone?
"Can I drink it, can't I?"
"Then you can eat six eggs?" Next to the soy milk, there was a small bag of eggs, a total of six, all of which had been peeled from the shells.
"No, it's for pigs. ”
Zhang Nan bent down and squatted down, reached out and picked up an egg and put it in his mouth, and then chewed it.
"Poof~" Liu Xi finally smiled, and the silhouette is also the most beautiful scenery.
Zhang Nan threw it into his mouth almost every five seconds, and killed six eggs in more than half a minute, but he didn't choke him to death, turned around and inserted the straw into the bottle of unopened soy milk, and drank it gurgling.
After eating and drinking enough and burping, he said with a satisfied face:
"Delicious! Proper home eggs taste very fragrant, if I guess correctly, you must not have bought them outside, some relatives or friends in the countryside gave them to you, right?"
"Can you eat this?" Liu Xi finally turned around and looked at him in surprise.
"Of course, my mother also raises a lot of eggs, and I know it as soon as I eat it, and it tastes like this, not bad at all. ”
"And that bottle of soy milk, there is no packaging on the outside at all, and you squeezed it this morning, right? I just don't understand, why is the soy milk still hot?"
Zhang Nan doesn't understand this.
"There is a tea egg shop at the shop at the door, so I put it in and heat it for a while. ”
Zhang Nan: ......
I'm really speechless, how can such a girl be an SSS-level female driver killer?
Is there a mistake in the system?
"Ahem,"
Zhang Nan pointed to another red plastic bag.
"You learned badly on the first day of practice. ”
"Did you really buy me two packs of Soft China?"
"I'll tell you, I never eat, take, card, or ask for a car. Add me to WeChat in a while, you calculate, and I'll transfer the money to you. ”
"I'm not that kind of coach. ”
Zhang Nan was rarely serious.
Liu Xi hurriedly explained:
"The eggs and soy milk are from my family, and the cigarettes are taken from my dad, and they don't cost anything. ”
Zhang Nan still waved his hand: "But I can't owe you favors? The other students will be in trouble after learning after they all learn, I am most afraid of owing others favors, and I would rather others owe me." ”
"Ouch!"
"It was a terrible day, and before ten o'clock, the sun burned people to death. ”
"Oops, forgot to bring sunscreen. ”
"What?!" Liu Xi was startled, thinking that he had heard it wrong, and hurriedly asked:
"What did you just say?"
Zhang Nan didn't understand why Liu Xi had this weird expression, "Sunscreen, is it strange?"
"Shouldn't you use some sunscreen in such a big sun? Otherwise, where can your skin stand it, what's the matter, you mean, only you women are allowed to use sunscreen, and men can't use it? ”
Liu Xi's face was indeed a little cloudy.
She seems to understand now why Zhang Nan knew about Dior's true self gold perfume yesterday......
Zhang Nan went on to explain:
"Hey, don't get me wrong, I didn't go to Thailand to be transgender, and I'm not gay!"
"It's purely a matter of experience. One year when I was returning home from summer vacation, I met my dad at the door of my house, and he looked like he was more than a decade older than me, so I called out to me "Hello uncle!" And guess what? I met him at the academic office of the driving school a few days ago, and he told me about it, and then I found out that he was only a year older than me!
"Think about it, how horrible he looked at that time. At the age of 20, I followed my dad as a coach, and I didn't need a coaching certificate at that time. Now, a 27-year-old looks like a 37-year-old. God, I don't want to grow old, so sunscreen should be a daily necessities for a coach. ”
After Liu Xi listened to it, he reluctantly accepted his point of view, "It seems to make a little sense." ”
"What does it mean to have a little truth? This is a big truth. But the coach is not the worst, the worst is the fishermen, the fishermen who go out to sea to fish, their skin color is almost the same as that of black people, soaking in salt water and the sun all day in the sea, my uncles are like this, every time I see them, I think my dad is very happy. ”
"The second worst is the migrant workers at the construction site, second only to the fishermen. It's okay if you're married, but if you're not married, you can't dress up. ”
Liu Xi had already lowered her head at this time and opened her black bag, and pulled out a delicately packaged white bottle from it.
"Coach, give, use whatever you want. ”
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"Ding,"
"The host took the initiative to communicate with the students, which stimulated the hidden skill - smelling and recognizing women (elementary). ”
What's that?
Smell the fragrance and know the skills of women?
Why drop?
The system gives an explanation – an assistive skill that accelerates the understanding of women.
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