[A female student with beauty syndrome]

Liu Xiaoqing from the personnel department didn't pay attention to him at all, covered his nose and walked quickly past him, hating the sky and stepping on it a little hurriedly, dada, until he walked to the window, opened the curtains with his hand, and opened the windows again.

call

She half-covered her lips and exhaled lightly, almost not throwing it out.

The smell of liquor in this room is too strong.

The office suddenly became a lot brighter, and her devilish figure seemed to ripple in the air, wearing a black and white professional skirt suit, she was as sexy and enchanting as a female teacher in an island film.

As soon as Liu Xiaoqing turned around, he was shocked to find that Zhang Nan's gaze fell on him shamelessly.

Still with a lewd smile?

Bah!

Liu Xiaoqing scolded in his heart.

"Hey,"

"Is it okay to be a gentleman?"

"You're such a teacher. ”

"What's wrong with me?" Zhang Nan replied casually, and also withdrew his somewhat confused gaze, but his mind was still stuck on the five words 'beauty syndrome'.

"Forget it,"

"When I didn't come. ”

Liu Xiaoqing frowned slightly, shook her head, and walked out of the office door after speaking. I really can't accept the fact that the high-achieving student who graduated from the capital and the obscene man in front of him are the same person.

In her concept, high-achieving students who graduated from the capital should be polite, elegant, and have an extraordinary temperament.

But, no matter how you look at this guy in front of you, he looks a bit like the disgusting actor in the movie "Human Meat Barbecued Pork Bun"?

This feeling wasn't so strong before, but when Zhang Nan looked at it just now, she felt quite dirty.

She regretted coming here to find him, and was secretly glad that she didn't say that she wanted to learn to drive with him, otherwise it would be endless trouble.

She didn't know that Zhang Nan was also muttering to her in her heart at this time.

She wants to come to me to learn how to drive? Otherwise, the system won't show this prompt, but what the hell is Beauty Syndrome?

Zhang Nan didn't know that because he looked at her and thought about the "beauty syndrome", he was misunderstood by Liu Xiaoqing.

"You're not here just to open the window for me, are you? ”

Although he didn't want to say another word to Zhang Nan, Liu Xiaoqing still stopped, raised his pointed chin slightly and snorted:

"Think beautifully!"

"Routinely check if you are off duty and not at work,"

"I saw you sleeping with the door closed, and you were covered in alcohol. ”

"I'll be in this month's report. ”

Zhang Nan was not happy:

"Off duty? What does this have to do with me, I don't need to go to administrative classes in the first place. And which of your eyes saw me sleeping, and you have clair, and there is no rule that you can't drink at noon. ”

His gaze fell on her back again, I don't know why, I suddenly felt a little dry mouth, maybe I drank too much Erguotou at noon?

"Anyway, it's just a problem with the work attitude. ”

After Liu Xiaoqing finished speaking, he didn't look back, so he walked away with hatred.

"But,"

"Obviously not for this ......"

Zhang Nan rolled his eyes and closed the office door again, but did not close the curtains again. Returned to his seat, turned up the old driver system, and studied what it means to be a student with beauty syndrome.

Soon he found the relevant information:

Four features of Beauty Syndrome:

Syndrome (1): Lady temper;

Beauty is often the focus of various occasions from childhood to adulthood, and she is pampered in all kinds of ways, so she can't stand the feeling of being left out the most, and if she is not taken seriously, she will be very hurt. Ostentatious, domineering, domineering, unsightly, and accustomed to pointing fingers, fond of tantrums, and not allowing others to ignore her beautiful privileges. Such beauties are often unbearable.

Syndrome (2): cold and cold X cold;

Beauty always thinks that it should be colder, so that people have a sense of distance, and it can better capture the heart of men's conquest. Beauties often think that with beauty, they have everything, so they lack the necessary enthusiasm for everything, and even want to be unhappy, such beauties, but because of their beauty, they have become social insulators and put themselves in the cold palace.

Beautiful women often have X coldness, X life disorders are 24 times higher than other ordinary women, the reason: extreme narcissism about their own appearance, thus closing the body's reactions and feelings;

Syndrome (3): shallow ignorance;

Many jokes are to ridicule beautiful women for being stupid and brainless, beautiful women often lack intellectual beauty, shallow, and lonely, but when a beautiful woman becomes a brainless little animal, she is in danger of becoming someone else's plaything.

Syndrome (4): Gu Ying self-pity.

Beauty often has a rotten idea of profit, likes others to serve her, and even gets it for nothing, because she is used to the care of others, she is used to enjoyment, if she is a little lazy, she sighs that her life is thinner than paper, and her heart is as small as a needle's eye, and then she pities herself. The most typical is Lin Daiyu, who frowns all day long, as if everyone owes her and bears her.

I guess it's the second one.

Zhang Nan made a judgment privately.

24 times, tsk......

But on the other hand, this should also mean that when she is in an active state, she will also meet the surging war with a madness 24 times higher than ordinary people.

In the end, Zhang Nan concluded that many men are afraid of soaking beauties, but in fact, beauties are better than ordinary people, but most people can't find the angle to cut into, and once you find the angle to cut into, the defense line of beauties will collapse faster......

But, I didn't seem to offend her just now?

Inexplicably getting cold?

Thinking of this, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and found the avatar named 'Xiaoqing'.

"Hey,"

"What the hell was looking for me just now?"

After a while, I replied with four words, not even punctuation marks - [routine inspection]

"Damn, still pretending?" Zhang Nan glanced at him with disdain, obviously wanted to sign up for learning to drive, thought about it, and typed another line of words.

"Do you have any friends who want to learn to drive? You can ask me to sign up, and I will give me a 9% discount." ”

This time, the message was not replied so quickly, and it was nearly five minutes later that Zhang Nan's WeChat rang.

"Yes, I originally wanted to learn from you with Mr. Mo Fan from the Department of Foreign Languages, but who knew that Mo Fan had already paid the money elsewhere, alas, there was no way, I could only learn from her over there......"

Well?

As soon as Zhang Nan saw the information, he immediately felt that it was fake. It's only been less than half an hour since I left, right?

If you don't want to learn from me, just say it.

Who said that lying is a man's patent? Liu Xiaoqing's female comrades are very talented.

However, he still quickly replied to the message, "Oh, then we are really fated, if I had known that you were also going to sign up to learn to drive, I would definitely give you a 7% discount, no way, wait for the next time a friend learns to drive, I will introduce it." ”

The chat was over, but soon Liu Xiaoqing sent another message.

"It's also from Longwan Driving School, and the instructor's name seems to be Yang Peng, do you know him?"

Well?!

Zhang Nanjian raised his eyebrows and couldn't help laughing.

It's a coincidence, isn't it?

"Well, I know. ”

"You've got the best coach,"

"Let's practice well!"

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