Chapter 29: Secret Technique!Millennial Mop Kill!(3rd Update)
Lin Tianming was about to pee!
He covered his chest with his hands and sat on the ground trembling like a girl!
This deer is far more terrible than he imagined!
He can actually transfer people's dings to his face!
The butt can also be exchanged with the mouth, so I ask you if you are afraid?
"Help!! Mom! Help me!!"
As Lu Yifan approached step by step, Lin Tianming began to cry with his throat pulled.
"It's useless to call me Dad, let alone Mom! Little bastard, isn't it cool to scold me? Isn't it arrogant to make me very arrogant?
Go on!
How can I cry my father and call my mother now!
Huh?!"
Lu Yifan's cold gaze froze, and he directly stretched out his hands and grabbed Lin Tianming's hair, dragged his hair and kicked open the door of a bathroom, and pressed his head to the toilet that had not been flushed!
Knock ......
Exactly five minutes!
Lin Tianming was pressed in the toilet for five minutes!
He felt like he was about to suffocate!
At this time, Lu Yifan dragged him out.
Then, Lu Yifan shouted: "Look at Lao Tzu's shapeshifter!"
Click, click!
Giggles!!
A crisp sound kept ringing in Lin Tianming's ears.
He didn't feel any pain, but at this time he was extremely scared!
He saw the appearance of the group of bodyguards just now!
If he becomes that kind of deformed appearance, it will make him more uncomfortable than killing him!
Looking at Lin Tianming, who had finished doing it, Lu Yifan smiled with satisfaction: "Come, stand up and go to the mirror to see what our Lin Shao looks like now after being remodeled by my brother's god hand!"
When Lin Tianming heard this, he hurriedly ran to the mirror in the bathroom to take a look.
"Ah!!!h
Lin Tianming was dumbfounded, like a leper dog whose tail had been stepped on, and screamed!
The eyeballs are about to burst out! The mouth is also long enough to stuff two big steamed buns!
But I saw myself in the mirror, my mouth and buttocks were replaced, my nose was replaced with Tintin, my hands were now my feet, my feet were my hands, in short, I couldn't see that I looked like a person!
"Little bastard, what did you do to me?"
Lin Tianming screamed hysterically!
Now he walks by hand, and his body is shaky and he can't move!
"I'm going, it's all this time, and you dare to scold me?" Okay, you have a kind!" Lu Yifan stretched out his thumb and laughed.
"I ...... I'm fighting with you!"
Lin Tianming, who was full of grief and anger, waved his hand...... Oh no, it's feet!
I'm going to fight Lu Yifan!
However, Lin Tianming, who didn't move twice at all, and Lin Tianming, who was not used to walking with his feet, fell directly on the ground with a dog eating!
"Oh! My Tintin !!"
Because Ding Ding was replaced on his nose, Lin Tianming's face fell to the ground, which made him cry tears of pain, and he cried and shouted that his father was screaming there!
Puff~~~Puff~~~~
"I'll rub it, your ass mouth fart is really powerful! Talking is the same as farting! It's amazing, my Lin Shao!" Lu Yifan said while covering his nose and looking like he was smoked.
"You...... You bastard, I'll ...... you."
"Fuck your uncle! Don't bite a bastard!"
Lu Yifan kicked Lin Tianming's heart and said angrily.
Picking up a mop next to him, Lu Yifan smiled evilly and said: "You can me casually in the competition, Lao Tzu doesn't care, my brother has strength, but outside the competition, do you want to me?"
Don't weigh how many brushes you have!
Look at me!
Secret Technique!Millennium Mop Kill!"
Lu Yifan stuffed a mop into Lin Tianming's mouth...... Well, it should be said that in the ass, the whole bathroom sounded a howl that looked like a fart and a pig!