Chapter 28: The Long Face Goes Up!
On the other side, before going to the toilet, Lin Tianming specially instructed the bodyguards on the road: "Give me a little bit of eyesight!"
If Lu Yifan's little mongrel comes close to me, or the toilet, I'll call Lao Tzu immediately!
I'll tell the media that this kid is jealous of me and wants to attack me in the toilet!
Did you hear that?"
However, before he finished speaking, Lu Yifan walked over with a big grin.
Lin Tianming's eyes lit up!
"Hmph, little bastard, it's no wonder to me! Who made you unlucky, you dared to go to the toilet at the same time as Ben Shao! Don't look at how many of those players dare to do this!"
Lin Tianming's eyes were sharp, and he said with a hideous face: "There were so many cameras before, I didn't dare to touch him, but now that he is alone, Lao Tzu can abuse him as he wants!"
As he spoke, he also pulled out a purple knife from the bodyguard and licked the blade excitedly.
Seeing this, the bodyguard next to him hurriedly grabbed the knife with him.
"What are you doing, what are you doing, playing with your knife, look at the way you are scared! Do you think Lao Tzu has never played with a knife?" Lin Tianming said angrily.
"No, Lin Shao, this knife ...... It's poisoned!" the bodyguard smiled wryly.
"Isn't it poisonous...... What?!This knife is poisonous! Nyima, hurry up and give Lao Tzu an antidote!"
However, when he took the antidote, Lin Tianming's mouth was already swollen like two sausages.
Lu Yifan came over at this time to take a look, and couldn't help but laugh jokingly: "Ouch, I haven't seen you for a few minutes, how can we Lin Shao eat sausages?"
"Blind your dog's eyes, this is Lao Tzu's lips!"
Lin Tianming's face turned dark, and he shouted angrily: "This dagger in Lao Tzu's hand is full of poison!
After speaking, Lin Tianming was awesome again...... Lick it!
"Lin Shao! this is poisonous, poisonous !!" The bodyguard immediately stuffed a few more antidotes.
"Hahaha! I'm afraid, I'm afraid that you'll poison yourself before you can do anything to me!" Lu Yifan grinned and laughed.
"Fuck your sister!"
Lin Tianming was furious: "Lao Tzu has more than a dozen bodyguards, you are just one, see if Lao Tzu doesn't teach you a lesson today, a little bastard!"
"Hehe, what do you think I'm here for? Bodyguards? These weak chickens are also worthy of being called bodyguards?"
Lu Yifan raised his hand, hooked his finger arrogantly and said, "Come on, brother, just one hand, let you use the knife!"
"Paralyzed! dare to look down on us!"
The bodyguards were also furious!
Lin Tianming waved his hand and shouted angrily: "Brothers, give it to me! Give me this little bastard! When it's over, I invite everyone to do a full set of Guan-style 36-style health care!"
"Ouch, I'll go, it's actually the legendary lost Guan-style 36-style health care!"
"Thank you, young master, my brothers will definitely obey this little bastard!"
Hearing this, more than a dozen bodyguards pulled out their quenched daggers, and all of them rushed towards Lu Yifan excitedly.
The corners of Lu Yifan's mouth were slightly upturned, and he secretly used "Shapeshifting Transposition"!
But after seeing the sound of bones and organs being dislocated, Lu Yifan flashed one by one, turned his back to more than a dozen bodyguards, and sneered.
More than a dozen bodyguards broke out in a cold sweat!
It's horrible!
The speed of this deer is simply inhuman!
How did he make a move just now, these people didn't see it clearly!
But the bodyguards were very puzzled.
Obviously, the bones in my body clicked, why didn't I feel any pain at all?
"Cut, it turned out to be just a bluff, no real skills!"
"How good I should be!"
"One operation, no!"
"Little bastard, you are so arrogant! Look at Lao Tzu with a knife and stab you into a chrysanthemum!"
The bodyguards shouted again.
Lu Yifan stretched out a finger, shook his head with his back to the bodyguards, and said, "You guys, it's still a pattern, think about the problem, Tucson breaks!"
You look at each other's teammates, what stupid beeps have become!
Hearing this, the puzzled bodyguards glanced at each other......
Everyone was stunned!
"Ouch, I'll go, old five, why did your Ding Ding run up his nose!"
"Brother Wang, are you ...... Why did your ass grow hands? Ouch I'll go, you're still farting!"
"Ryoko, it can't be your mm on your cheek, right?"
"Oh my God, Brother Bei, why is your head running up the crotch of your pants!"
The bodyguards looked at their brothers one by one, and they were all scared!
Nima!
If this happens in the future, let alone going to the big health care, even if you go to the street during the day, you will be beaten to death as a ghost!
Thump!
All the bodyguards knelt down for Lu Yifan, crying and wailing: "Please let Fan go!! we don't dare anymore!!"
Now Lin Tianming panicked!
"You eat things inside and outside one by one! Kneel, kneel, get up for Lao Tzu and kill him!!" Lin Tianming said angrily.
"Oh, kill me, okay, come on, I won't resist!
But I can tell you beforehand!
After killing me, your Tintin may have a long face forever!
Except for my brother, no one can cure you well!" Lu Yifan didn't care.
In fact, it will be able to heal itself after a week, but Lu Yifan will not tell the truth.
When the bodyguards heard this, they kowtowed and spoke!
"Fan Shao, from today onwards, if you point to the east, we will go east, and if you point to the west, we will go west!"
"I'll be a cow and a horse for Fan Shao, and I just want to move my Ding Ding back to the crotch!"
"Dear brother! No, dear father, dear grandpa, little ancestor! Hurry up and change my ass and mouth back!
I'm going to die!"
At this time, Lin Tianming approached and saw the deformed appearance of his group of bodyguards.
"Oh my God! I ...... I'm not dreaming, am I?!"
Seeing the appearance of the bodyguard in front of him, Lin Tianming was almost scared!
Lu Yifan didn't say a word, and said to the bodyguards on the ground: "A few of you, kick this kid in the toilet for me, and then block them, no one is allowed to enter!"
Did you hear that?"
"Yes!
"Hey, don't touch me, get out, help!!!"
The bodyguards won't listen to Lin Tianming's words now!
Now they are all made like monsters by Lu Yifan with "Shapeshifting Transposition", in order to restore their original state, even if Lu Yifan asks them to kill, they will not hesitate to do it!
Lu Yifan looked at Lin Tianming, who was sitting on the ground trembling, and glanced at a certain part of him with an evil gaze and grinned: "Little baby, Are-you-ready?
"You...... Don't come here!I'm going to shout if you come here again!!"
"You shout! If you shout, no one will come! Don't believe me, I'll try it for you? Break your throat, break your throat, break your throat...... Look! Nobody is coming!"
(End of chapter)