Chapter 150 Brother Fan teaches you to chase girls

The two of them were sweating all over their heads, but Li Lan stopped while eating, Yang Pingfan felt Li Lan's gaze, raised his head, and asked through the swirling steam, "What's wrong?"

"You've got something on your mind!"

"Nope."

"I don't believe it," Li Lan pouted, "I see that you are sullen all day long, you are like this, you can't hide things on your face, there must be something, but you refuse to say it." ”

Yang Pingfan put down the chopsticks, "I really don't have anything to worry about, it's just that when I travel back this time, I feel that the changes in the baseline time and space are too great, and I just didn't adapt to it all of a sudden, and I feel as if I was thrown off by the times." ”

"So that's the case, in fact, I was the same at first, but after talking to Sister Yu, it's a lot. ”

"Su Yu, didn't she go through the crossing with us, and she was so powerful that she could free herself?"

"What kind of self-liberation? She is a doctor of psychology, so she naturally knows how to solve this kind of psychological problem, or you can find a time to talk to her, it is better than stuffing in your stomach." ”

"Okay, then I'll go to her in a few days. ”

After the two finished eating, Yang Pingfan sent Li Lan back, and then went back to his residence, remembering something halfway, and packed a chicken leg rice at the Shaxian snack at the entrance of the street.

Yang Pingfan lives in an old-fashioned apartment in the old city, which was originally a dormitory for workers in a steel plant, and in recent years, backward production capacity has been eliminated, and the steel plant has been bankrupt and restructured, and the staff dormitory has also been rented out

Yang Pingfan greeted the doorman, went up to the third floor, knocked on the door in front of a room, and there were two words from the urn: Please come in.

Pushing the door in, Yang Pingfan was almost smoked, it was the smell of instant noodles, beer, second-hand smoke, the smell of smells that have not been washed for many years, and the smell of musty and heather that has not been cleaned up The smell is a mixture, this smell is comparable to biochemical gas, but Yang Pingfan's sense of smell is more sensitive after being unlocked by genes, and he almost spit it out when he asked about this smell, he covered his nose and said, "I really admire that you can make your room like this, can't you open the window?"

As he spoke, he was about to open the window, but was stopped by the person in front of the computer, "Don't open it, it's so noisy outside, it disturbs my train of thought." ”

Yang Pingfan found that there was a layer of barbecue tin foil on the glass of the window, and couldn't help but say, "Brother, you will die suddenly sooner or later." ”

The standard otaku in front of him is Yang Pingfan's college friend and roommate, Zhang Xiaoming, who also stayed in Suzaku after graduation, and found a job at the beginning, but soon resigned because of disagreement with the leader, and then started self-media, Yang Pingfan doesn't know what he is doing, anyway, he can squat in the room all year round but won't starve to death.

Yang Pingfan threw the chicken thigh rice on the table, "Na, your dinner, I'll go back first." ”

After speaking, he was ready to slip away, and he was afraid that the breath of this room would be eaten in vain tonight.

"Hey, don't be in a hurry to leave, let's chat, I haven't blown water for a long time. ”

"Forget it, I can't hold up your environment. ”

"Don't do it"

Zhang Xiaoming grabbed Yang Pingfan, got up by himself, and suddenly the crisp sound of the glass beer bottle falling to the ground, there was a burst of scolding downstairs, Zhang Xiaoming opened the window and scolded downstairs, "Why are you yelling so loudly...... Hey, can you have a better attitude...... Then you go to the property management, don't make these blind comparisons. ”

Opening the window, the air that was like substance was suddenly a lot refreshed, he went to the refrigerator and took two cans of beer, and handed Yang Pingfan a can.

"Ordinary, have you been talking about a girlfriend lately?"

"Sort of, why did you suddenly ask about this?"

"Well, I've been chasing a girl lately, see if you can give some advice. ”

"Tsk, the otaku is also moved by the spring heart. ”

"Otaku, what's wrong with the otaku, the reason why the otaku is because he is always empty, always wants to stand out from the world, always feels that he is out of place in this world, he doesn't care about other people's eyes, he just wants to find a space of his own in this materialistic market.

Otaku are looking at everything that happens around them from the perspective of a bystander, they may not be good-looking, they may be obscure, but they have their own life positioning, they have their own thoughts, this kind of thinking is not imposed by others, because otaku has his own world, he can not care about those authoritative thoughts, he can criticize everything, because they have their own culture.

It's a pity that they are independent of the world, but they can't be separated from the world, and most of them can only live in a closed and small space to endure the strange eyes of others.

Why do people in the world disagree with otaku and otaku, but the number of otaku is not decreasing but is still increasing? That is, otaku always have a free heart, they are not willing to be bound by the world, they may not be able to live a big self, but they can live a small self. ”

Yang Pingfan didn't expect that one sentence would cause Zhang Xiaoming's tirade, and hurriedly stopped, "Okay, okay, if you want to chase girls, you must first change your habits, look at you like this, you stay in the house every day, how can any girl like it?"

Zhang Xiaoming was immediately disappreciative when he heard this, "I'm not idle, I also have a job, I'm an Internet writer now, and I occasionally write some opinion articles, but I'm a freelance media person!"

Yang Pingfan's eyes were sharp, he glanced at his computer, and the page that opened said I really can't understand those traitors who insult and attack our great motherland when they have nothing to do, China doesn't need the set of people's cooking and freedom liars you are peddling, please get out of my motherland. The son is not ugly, the dog is not poor, although I am just a poor writer, but I have a clear conscience, or the same sentence, I will donate a month of full-time subsistence allowance to fight ghost island, I will donate a year of full-time subsistence allowance to Citigroup, and I will donate a life to Dongying!

There are dozens of retweets, a dozen replies, and two likes below.

Seeing this, Yang Pingfan couldn't help but ask, "Then how much do you earn a month now?"

Belch...... That,Recently, other types of preparations have been opened to expand the territory.,There's not much attention yet.,It's to insist on the code word to eat the subsistence every day.。 “

Yang Pingfan: ......

He didn't want to continue to dwell on this issue, so he asked the original question, "What does that woman look like, show me the right medicine." “

Xiao Ming turned around, waved his big hand, swept the instant noodle bucket ashtray on the table aside, and landed on QQ, Yang Pingfan teased on the side, "There are still people playing QQ these days." “

Zhang Xiaoming said with some embarrassment, "The goddess's is still what I added when I was in high school." ”

I saw him find a female ID called "巭孬嫑莪" from his QQ contact list, the avatar is a photo taken by a mobile phone, wearing an Internet celebrity vest, pouting and comparing scissor hands, a pair of peach blossom eyes, long hair and shawl are fashionable, it is not Xiao Ming's dish at first glance, and the photo has been beautified with multiple faces, it is very distorted, and the chin can poke people to death.

However, the QQ signature is quite lofty, "You are my warm gloves, cold beer, shirt with the smell of the sun, and dreams day after day", which is quite literary.

"This is your goddess? ”

Yang Pingfan looked at the photo and couldn't help but complain.

Xiao Ming was a little unhappy and said: "Brother Fan, your vision is too high, this is the goddess I have had a crush on since I was a child, called Lin Yaya, I think I can score three points." I thought that fate would be over after the college entrance examination.,I didn't expect to go to the night market in the old city a month ago to have supper.,It turned out that she also came to work in Suzaku.,I think this is fate.。 ”

"So what?"

"So I'm going to chase her, you know, there were a few people in the college dormitory back then, I haven't talked about a girlfriend for four years, and I've been single for more than 20 years, I really don't know how to chase, so I'll ask you for advice. ”

"Ahem, I see, then I'll teach you a little secret. ”

Yang Pingfan opened the beer, took a sip and was ready to speak, but found that the taste of the beer was wrong, picked up the jar and took a closer look, where is this Qingdao, it is clearly Blue Bird Beer. ”

"Brother, your beer has been pitted. ”

"That, I bought it on the same day, nine dollars and nine free shipping, what I want is cost-effective, don't care about these details, just drink it, talk about it, how to chase the girl. ”

Yang Pingfan put the jar on the table, he really didn't dare to drink it.

"First of all, you pretend that you are also a dog lover......

"But now the four words of dog lovers have become swearing. ”

"Don't interrupt, listen to me," Yang Pingfan waved his hand, "You also know that now dog lovers are basically shouted and beaten, so you pretend to be indignant, show your caring side, go to the Internet and spray those dogs, remember that you have to raise a dog first, by the way, except for the earth dog." ”

Zhang Xiaoming was puzzled, "Why?"

Yang Pingfan sighed: In recent years, foreign dogs have overwhelmed earth dogs, anyway, just remember not to raise earth dogs. At the same time, I want to hang one or two articles on my homepage to support homosexuality and the like, and at the same time write a few travelogues about going to Tibet to purify my soul......

"Brother Fan, you are really a master of the love field, and you go straight to the point, Lin Yaya is just like this, I like Tibetan Snow Mountain, Yunnan Dali, Lijiang tambourine and the like, but unfortunately I haven't been there, I don't know how to write ......"

"Stupid, you don't know Baidu, you won't go to Douban to take a look? ”

"Can it really work? I always feel that something is wrong. ”

Yang Pingfan waved his hand, "What's wrong, those QQ photos you showed me, this girl is obviously a female Wenqing, remember, the female Wenqing likes this." ”

"It still sounds unstable," Zhang Xiaoming looked skeptical.