Chapter 53: What about the lower limit?!?
It's dusk again, and it's inevitably attracting attention.
Cheng Xidong knew that He Miao was not honest, and finally the action of dragging his arm was directly changed to grabbing He Miao's collar behind him, only in this way could He Miao be "docile" and let him dispose of it.
"Carrying" to the car, He Miao began to have a seizure: "You liar!!"
As soon as the words fell, he flashed his paws and prepared to let Cheng Xidong walk around without eating.
Cheng Xidong put down the hand that had been blocking in front of him, and He Miao "braked suddenly".
"Za, Sapporo?!"
He Miao's eyes were straight now.
"You, you!"
She gasped, "You, is your lower limit so low?"
Cheng Xidong lowered his head, and there was a suspicious flush on his face.
"Well, as long as you're happy, I'm willing to do anything. ”
"Hahahahahaha
In the next second, He Miao couldn't help it, and laughed in the car.
"You, don't laugh. ”
Cheng Xidong reached over and covered He Miao's laughing mouth, ignoring the inquiring gazes of passers-by outside the car.
He Miao laughed for a while before he had cramps and controlled himself.
Suddenly reacted, "No, what about your skirt? You don't match it at all, it's boring." ”
He Miao opened the car door and was about to leave, Cheng Xidong moved his whole body and pressed He Miao's hand to open the door.
This action is more ambiguous, and the distance between the two people is between square inches.
Cheng Xidong's warm breath sprayed on He Miao's left cheek, making her tickle.
Her little deer slammed into each other, her little heart pounded wildly, and her face was red to the base of her ears.
"I, I'm not leaving, you, you sit up a little. ”
He Miao pushed Cheng Xidong away hard, so that the distance between the two people was a little farther.
Cheng Xidong also knew that this behavior was unseemly, and he was just in a hurry.
Withdraw your hand and sit in your driver's seat.
Both were sorting out their emotions.
Cheng Xidong suddenly stammered.
"Well, uh, I wore what you said, and I wore the full set. ”
"Uhh
He Miao was incredulous and turned her head to look at Cheng Xidong.
Here, Cheng Xidong had silently opened the car door and moved to the back seat.
He Miao didn't know where to go, but he also followed behind stupidly, took the door of the back seat of the taxi, and sat down.
Then Cheng Xidong suddenly made up his mind and began to take off his pants when He Miao was completely unprepared.
He Miao quickly turned around in fright and covered her eyes.
"You, what are you doing? In broad daylight, you, you are molesting a woman from a good family??"
Cheng Xidong was ready for everything, forcibly turned He Miao, and broke her fingers one by one, but she still closed her eyes tightly.
Cheng Xidong sighed.
"You're a little girl, it's really interesting, it depends on what you brought up, and when it came time to see the real chapter, I was cowardly again, and if you didn't look at me, I would wear it back, and I would be ashamed of the province. ”
He Miao reacted at this time, "You mean you're wearing a skirt??"
Cheng Xidong didn't get angry, but laughed, "Guess?"
He Miao opened his eyes suddenly, and then looked Cheng Xidong's eyes up and down, revealing excitement that Cheng Xidong had never seen before.
Tsk tsk, this taste is really different.
"Oh, yes, you're wearing soccer socks, full of sincerity. ”
Cheng Xidong said he was helpless.
"Who makes my wife want to see it, she has to be satisfied with everything. ”
"Who is your wife, before Miao Da Beauty nodded, you are nothing!"
Cheng Xidong pursed his lips, thinking unconvinced, didn't you Miao Da Beauty recognize me a long time ago.
When Cheng Xidong was still thinking about how to appear in front of Miao Da Beauty in an official identity, He Miao put forward a new idea.
"Tut-tut, look at your calves are thin and long, with beautiful lines, without a trace of fat, and if you don't look at your face and body, you are a goddess stunner, otherwise take a picture of memorial?"
I'll go, this little girl not only has to watch but also shoot, this habit can't be left to develop anymore.
Cheng Xidong was taken aback at the moment, and he didn't shy away from He Miao, and hurriedly put his pants up manually to prevent He Miao from "overlord hard bow".
The more this happened, the more He Miao's interest was aroused, she suddenly became excited, her strength instantly increased dozens of times, grabbed Cheng Xidong's pants with one hand, and did not let Cheng Xidong take them and put them on, and the other hand had already skillfully opened her beauty camera.
"Come on, come on, little brother, just fulfill this little wish of the slave family, huh?"
Cheng Xidong looked at He Miao's sudden gentle coquettishness, his whole body trembled, and he told himself over and over again that this was a whisper of the devil, and he couldn't obey his fate, and he couldn't obey his fate.
But what He Miao wants is actually the time he has gained in the tug-of-war.
Fight for her time to turn on the camera.
Cheng Xidong never thought that at the moment of crisis of "saving face", his strength was not how good as a one-handed balance.
It can be seen how "strong" He Miao's interest is.
Card rub, card rub.
After the two flashes, He Miao suddenly let go, and Cheng Xidong had the initiative to put on his pants.
But what's the use?
He Miao has already succeeded, and there is more than one.
At this time, Xi Dong collapsed in the back seat like a dead fish, motionless.
He Miao looked at the photo with satisfaction, raised his eyes and looked at Cheng Xidong, who was drained of his soul on the side, and smiled "innocent".
"What's the matter, aren't you wearing your pants? It's getting dark, it's windy at night, and it's easy to walk out. ”
He Miao blinked playfully like Cheng Xidong.
Cheng Xidong suddenly realized something, and his first reaction when he sat up was to snatch He Miao's mobile phone.
He Miao was defenseless and was taken seriously by Cheng Xidong.
"Give me your phone!"
He Miao was annoyed and angry.
"Alright. ”
Cheng Xidong calmly opened He Miao's photo album, deleted the two photos of He Miao's beautiful legs with pink filters, and returned them to He Miao.
He Miao knew what Cheng Xidong had done, and his first reaction when he got the phone was to check the album, and after flipping through it for a long time, he found that the two photos that he had finally obtained were gone.
It's impossible to shoot again, Cheng Xidong has long been dressed neatly.
Boring.
He Miao opened the car door and got out of the car to go back, but Cheng Xidong also got out of the car in a hurry and grabbed her.
"Why are you skipping dinner?"
He Miao turned his head to look at Cheng Xidong.
Now he didn't cover it with his hands, and night fell.
He Miao was not angry, and his performance was very flat.
"I'm not angry, I forgot to tell you, today my Miao Da beauty went home early and had to eat at home. ”
Cheng Xidong didn't understand.
"Miao Da Beauty goes home to eat, don't you have to go out with me to eat?
"No, it's the old man who went to the small restaurant to serve the dishes today, no problem. ”
"Oh. ”
He Miao's words have come to this point, and Cheng Xidong is not good at saying anything more.
"Then I'll send you back to the community. ”
Cheng Xidong hurried two steps to keep up with He Miao's steps.
"No, it's so close, I can go back by myself without trouble. ”
He Miao's behavior and demeanor are very normal, not like angry, but Cheng Xidong just feels uneasy.
This happened just now, obviously didn't fulfill her wish, can she go back to eat so calmly? ?
Cheng Xidong was not sure.
Don't guess the girl's thoughts, let alone He Miao's weirdness.
If you guess, your head will hurt more and more.
"Aren't you angry?"
Cheng Xidong confirmed the doubts in his heart for the last time.
Now He Miao is impatient.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, you still ask, you are a wren, you will say this sentence over and over again. ”
Cheng Xidong didn't dare to follow, looking at the direction He Miao left, he was puzzled: It shouldn't be.
After a few days, Cheng Xidong didn't remember this incident.
On Saturday, he reported to He Miao, and he promised a colleague to drive him to Yaozhen to apply for a mobile phone card, and they would live together at night.
"Oh, hey," He Miao became inexplicably excited, "you two are going to share the same bed tonight." Hey. ”
Cheng Xidong listened to He Miao's treacherous smile in his ears, and knew that she was starting to yy again.
He really didn't understand why many girls now have this hobby.
"It's the same bed, but one pillow and one quilt for each person. ”
Cheng Xidong emphasized the different pillows.
"Roar, oops, all sleep in the same bed, don't care about the details. ”
Cheng Xidong's face was full of black lines, and it was estimated that he couldn't tell He Miao who was now on top of his brain.
He Miao was hung up by Cheng Xidong for the first time.
But she is not annoyed, she can't disturb the "two-person world" of others.
has been with Qingqing for so long, in addition to the preference for eating, the two have fused, and Qingqing's special fetish He Miao has also received it very well.
The colleague Cheng Xidong said was the little quality who went to the Puchang meeting with him before, and he also had a girlfriend.
A native of Nanjing, who has a house and a car and his own small business, he is three years older than Xiaozhong.
People say that the third female college holds the gold brick, the female college holds the country thirty, and the female college three hundred has gold pills.
The small quality of this Yanfu is really not shallow.
The small quality came up and sat in He Miao's exclusive co-pilot, and Cheng Xidong was a little embarrassed.
Originally, He Miao has always been in a relationship between the two of them, how can this girlfriend allow others to "covet".
"You sit in the back row. ”
Cheng Xidong issued an eviction order.
"Why, sit in a row and talk, it will take you more than an hour to drive over. ”
Xiao Quality was busy fastening his seat belt and ignored Cheng Xidong at all.
"My girlfriend would be foolish. ”
Cheng Xidong said sullenly.
"Huh, what can we two men think about?"
Small mass puzzled.
"What do you know, it's just the two men who are just thinking about it. ”
Cheng Xidong despised the small quality and looked down on him for being unheard of.
"Oh, oh, oh~"
Small quality seconds to understand.
"My sister-in-law is really funny. ”
Small mass laughs.
"Is it better for people to be older than you?"
"How much bigger?"
"One year older. ”
"Cut, a year older is a big age. ”
After the two people's seat belts were fastened, Cheng Xidong turned on his mobile phone, opened the map of Gaode, entered the destination he wanted to go, put the mobile phone on the bracket in front of him, and started the car.
Xiao Quality is also a person who can't be idle, and people all the way back to his royal sister girlfriend, and he still has the energy to talk to Cheng Xidong.
More than an hour later, when the two arrived at the place, the first thing Cheng Xidong did was to send a message to tell He Miao that he had arrived.
He Miao quickly replied, "Hmm." ”
On the way back, the small quality mobile phone ran out of battery, and Cheng Xidong was a little tired from driving, so he was not very happy to take care of him.
He is far away and usually lives in the company's dormitory, so he finally came out for a trip, and the excitement has not passed.
"Why didn't your girlfriend message you?"
Xiao Quality was suddenly curious about Cheng Xidong's relationship with He Miao.
He himself is usually "watched" by his girlfriend, but he is also happy, and the message calls are constant.
"Maybe I'm watching a drama or watching an anime, she knows that I have something to do with you, so she won't bother. ”
"Really?"
He suddenly became interested in this unmasked little sister-in-law.
"Can you play with my phone for a while, my phone is out of battery. ”
Although this request is excessive, it doesn't matter here in Cheng Xidong, he fully believes in his good brother.
"Okay. ”
Cheng Xidong picked up the phone casually, unlocked it for him, and handed it over.
As soon as Xiaojiu got the mobile phone, he opened Cheng Xidong's WeChat.
The first dialog box is a cute Pikachu, and Cheng Xidong notes the big leader.
Xiao Quality snickered secretly, edited a text in the dialog box, and sent it over.
He Miao's mobile phone vibrate, she double-clicked and clicked, and Cheng Xidong sent her a message: I am looking for my little sister with my colleagues in Yaozhen tonight, and I will not go back.
He Miao smiled contemptuously: When she is a vegetarian, dare to lie to her with such false information?
Soon the reply received by the small quality was: Oh, then I wish you all a good time.
Don't let the police uncle catch him.
I have a classmate who works as a police officer in Yao Town, and the crackdown has been very hard lately, so be careful.
Xiao Quality's eyes were straight, and he couldn't help but shout, "WOC, hardcore." ”
Cheng Xidong's eyes were attracted, and when he found the page opened by small quality, he was a little angry, "Why are you flipping through my information?"
"Hehe, no, I didn't peep into your privacy, I just wanted to tease my sister-in-law. ”
With a small-quality "harmless to humans and animals" smile, Cheng Xidong could only shake his head helplessly.
"You can't play with her, she should have guessed who you are. ”
Cheng Xidong glanced at him sympathetically, not understanding why he had to provoke He Miao, the "little devil".
"Wouldn't it, that powerful?"
Small quality does not believe.
"If you don't believe me, you try. ”
Cheng Xidong shook his head.
With the consent of Cheng Xidong, the owner of the mobile phone, Xiaojiu is more motivated.
"I won't be caught, I'll stay one night today and go back refreshed tomorrow." ”
"You're not Cheng Xidong himself, Xiaoshou. ”
He Miao spoke surprisingly again.
"Who said I wasn't, it's like a fake. ”
Xiao Quality didn't expect to be recognized so quickly.
"Your tone is not Cheng Xidong's tone, so obvious and deliberate, is it fun?"
Small mass has to die.
"I'm your boyfriend Cheng Xidong, I just said that I was joking with you when I said I was looking for a little sister. ”
Now to make He Miao believe that he is Cheng Xidong is the first priority, and he can't do things.
"Oh, I see, you're jealous of my intimate relationship with your Xidong brother, so you sow discord, right?
Oops, it's okay, I don't care, just be happy. ”
He Miao's inexplicable "generosity" made Xiao Quality panic.
Why don't you play according to the routine.
Cheng Xidong looked at the small quality, and the six gods were holding his mobile phone and felt funny.
Just kidding, is He Miao, the little ancestor, so easy to deceive him and suffer so much?
Even their own festivals.
Thinking of these unbearable past events, Cheng Xidong hurriedly adjusted his emotions and deleted them from his mind.
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about, I'm Cheng Xidong, good, we're on the way back, you go to bed quickly. ”
Xiao Quality had no choice but to end the conversation in a hurry.
You can't play it, you can't play it.
"Okay, go back and wash and sleep, remember to wash and wash. Oh yes, it's okay to wash together, I don't mind, hehe. ”
Xiao Quality looked at He Miao's "crazy words", covered his heart, and grabbed Cheng Xidong's arm holding the steering wheel with infinite sympathy.
"Brother Cheng, if you are kidnapped, blink. ”
Cheng Xidong turned his head and glanced at him with a look in his eyes.
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