"One duck leg, ten dollars duck paw, three bunches of potatoes, two bunches of kelp. ”

He Miao picked up the small window of someone's pickled vegetable shop, and the clerk put the things she ordered in the bag neatly, He Miao's eyes followed the clerk's hand from left to right, and she couldn't even wait for the time when they were ready.

She is a frequent customer of this house, and the lo-mei of the whole street, she only thinks that this house tastes the most fragrant.

"A total of 23. The young male clerk bagged slightly, calculated, and quickly entered the price on the instrument for collecting money, He Miao had been waiting for a long time, and put the payment code of the mobile phone on the machine and scanned the money.

"Collect the wallet to the account 23 yuan. ”

The machine clearly reported mechanically, announcing the end of He Miao's happy shopping this time.

"Wait. ”

Cheng Xidong, who had been standing behind He Miao, looked up at the price list above and questioned.

He walked up to He Miao and questioned, "It's a mistake." ”

"What?"

The three clerks who were busy stopped their work at the same time and looked at Cheng Xidong suspiciously.

"Seven yuan for a duck leg, ten yuan for duck paws, and a string for one dollar for vegetarian, she took a total of five strings, shouldn't it be 22?"

There is a clerk in it who is counting with his fingers, and a slightly more experienced and older male clerk involuntarily leans forward and docks with Cheng Xidong, which is obviously a role such as the store manager and the person in charge.

"Mr. is like this, due to the cost problem, our duck leg price increased by 1 yuan, now it is 8 yuan a piece, our price list has not had time to modify, this clerk is new to not inform in time, is our mistake. ”

"Forget it. ”

He Miao just wanted to take it away and eat it quickly, she didn't want to dwell on these little things.

The people live on food.

There is nothing bigger than the sky.

Cheng Xidong did not hesitate, "Then as a consumer, if you don't inform me, do I use the price list you gave?"

"Sir, I explained to you, this price list didn't have time to be changed. ”

The people in the back queue are no longer straight, and they come over in twos and threes to watch the excitement.

"And you didn't give any verbal notice. ”

Cheng Xidong added.

"This is our mistake, this clerk is new here, sorry for not explaining it in time. ”

"Is that the reason? Am I supposed to pay for the loss you suffered from not training your employees well?"

Cheng Xidong asked rhetorically.

He Miao mourned in silence for the clerk in her heart.

Cheng Xidong's "sophistry" ability He Miao has already seen it, and it is estimated that Miao Da Beauty has the ability to restrain it.

"On the one hand, if it's just his work mistakes that cause others to lose, then you are also jointly and severally liable for inadequate training.

On the other hand, when a customer buys your stuff, the clear reference is the big public price list on top.

Now you are saying that this has no reference value.

It's all based on one mouth, so how do I know if you're making a random offer?

This clerk said eight yuan, and another clerk said ten yuan, what is the standard?"

There have been whispering voices in the melon-eating crowd, and some of the guests saw that they had "little hope", so they came to the front to take a look at it twice, and left stupidly.

Cheng Xidong said so much in one breath, and the person in charge has already "gone up".

He looked at the more and more people gathered, and his expression was obviously flustered.

On weekend afternoons, Wanbo's pedestrian street is crowded, especially in this food street, the flow of people is at its peak, and at this time, it is easy for a snack shop to "stink" its reputation.

He looked at Cheng Xidong's gaze and became complicated.

Doubtful, inquiring, impatient, angry.

"You took the money and deliberately provoked it, right?"

He Miao took the potato chips she had just bought, ate them with relish, and watched Cheng Xidong play as the leading actor.

It's a lot more interesting than the Battle Angel I just watched in the afternoon.

"Who said we took the money?"

He Miao just saw a newly opened lo-mei shop on the street, and by the way, he "pushed people into the fire pit".

It's not a big deal to see the excitement.

Cheng Xidong looked back at He Miao meaningfully for a while, and the person in charge over there couldn't control himself.

"I knew that we couldn't tolerate the good business of our store!"

After He Miao said this, he automatically took a step back and let Cheng Xidong face it alone.

Cheng Xidong had no choice, his girlfriend wanted to see his jokes, so he had to bite the bullet.

"This mistake wasn't provoked by us ourselves, right? But as long as you make it clear, you are fair and not sneaky, can you catch others by it?"

Cheng Xidong responded naturally, He Miao looked around at many people in the crowd with the expressions of agreeing with Cheng Xidong's point of view.

He Miao didn't expect Cheng Xidong to speak so indemrumous, Miao Da Beauty is good at one-on-one targeted brainwashing, Cheng Xidong is sweeping a large area, isn't this another copy of Miao Da Beauty?

He Miao felt more and more that he didn't know Cheng Xidong, or did he say that he had stimulated his potential?

The person in charge is really speechless, what Cheng Xidong is good at is saying a bunch of things without hurry, making you mess up after you go up, but he still stays sober and states one by one.

He Miao still wanted to add fire, but the person in charge had already surrendered.

"Can't beat" is better than raising a white flag.

Let a sleeping dog lie.

"This gentleman," the service industry really changes face quickly.

The person in charge was full of smiles, and He Miao felt very doglegged.

"Look at it, it's really our responsibility, although it's only a dollar thing, but it also hurts your trust in our store. ”

Cheng Xidong saw that the other party finally relented, and immediately "died down".

"You see that your wife is also a frequent customer of our store, on behalf of our duck marinated Wanbo main store, I will give you a 6% discount card, you can come to our store at any time, show this card to enjoy a 6% discount. ”

The respectful attitude of the person in charge, the expression on Cheng Xidong's face soothed a lot.

"I'm just talking about things, and I don't mean anything else. ”

He Miao was originally excited, but when she saw this 6-fold card, her eyes lit up, she didn't hold as many useless shelves as Cheng Xidong.

Cheng Xidong didn't stretch out his hand to pick it up, his plan was to ask the clerk to apologize and then return the overpaid dollar.

Which Cheng thought of He Miao as an arrow step, pushed Cheng Xidong away, and didn't want to grab the card handed out by the person in charge, hugged it in his arms, grinned, and smiled very loudly.

Cheng Xidong doesn't want this card, having this card means that He Miao will spend again an unlimited number of times, and the amount will only be more, not less.

When the time comes, all he will spend is his hard-earned money.

Cheng Xidong's heart aches when he thinks about it.

He first talked to the person in charge of the "three chapters of the law".

"We won't accept this card, we just need one of you to apologize, and then you can return the one dollar you theoretically overcharged to us. ”

The person in charge didn't quite understand Cheng Xidong's brain circuit: "Do you want to return a dollar?"

"Yes, it's okay to return a dollar, that's a matter of principle. ”

He Miao also doesn't understand the principle of "one dollar".

She wanted this card now.

"Okay. ”

This proposal is actually more "favorable" for the person in charge.

"I don't agree, I'm the one involved. ”

He Miao finally had the opportunity to express his opinion.

"You negotiate with him, and the decision is up to me, anyway, I agree with the handling advice you gave. ”

There is nothing wrong with He Miao's words.

"Then do as you wish. ”

The person in charge looked at He Miao and agreed.

"No way!"

Cheng Xidong began to make mistakes.

"One code is one code, you can correct your mistakes, you don't need to take this card. ”

Cheng Xidong said this to He Miao.

He Miao is also stubborn and difficult to speak.

"Why are you what you say, I'm the victim!"

"Victims should not be unreasonable and take advantage of others. ”

Cheng Xidong is on the line, and He Miao's problem is serious.

"When did I get vexatious??How can this be considered to take advantage of others??"

He Miao felt that the grievances were bigger than the sky.

The person in charge couldn't interject, he was very anxious, he was delayed for half an hour, and he still had to do business and make performance.

"Two, two!!"

The person in charge shouted several times inside, and He Miao and Cheng Xidong agreed and turned their heads to look at him.

"Let's do this, we'll send the card, and we'll refund the dollar, even if it's solved, right?"

"No way!"

"Okay!"

Two people, Cheng Xidong disagreed, He Miao agreed.

Cheng Xidong cares about the issue of principle, and He Miao only needs to maximize his interests.

He Miao smiled, went to the window to take the round coin handed out by the person in charge, and ran away as soon as he smoked.

He was still chewing on the uneaten duck paw meat in his mouth.

Cheng Xidong felt that He Miao was ignorant, and he was too lazy to chase after He Miao when he saw him running away.

He said to everyone present, "I'm sorry. ”

The next day he went again.

In order to return the discount card that he secretly got from He Miao's bag.

He Miao knew that Cheng Xidong would be thinking about her card when she ran on the street, and the card was carried close to her.

still didn't hide from Xidong's routine.

In the evening, Cheng Xidong took He Miao to eat a small rotating hot pot, He Miao was afraid that his coat would smell like a smoke, so he took it off and put it on the back chair before eating.

Cheng Xidong "intimately" watched He Miao eat almost, got up to pay and took He Miao's coat at the same time.

When He Miao ate two more bites and walked to the door, Cheng Xidong had already finished paying and helped her put on her coat.

He Miao didn't doubt it.

How could her simple mind think that she had left enough time for Cheng Xidong to let the card "accidentally" fall out, and was "accidentally" picked up by Cheng Xidong.

He Miao found out that the card was gone after three or five days, and she told Cheng Xidong to rummage through the boxes and cabinets at home to find the card, and laughed at herself that her brain was getting worse and worse.

Cheng Xidong is a sincere boy.

promised He Miao not to lie to her.

The main thing is that I don't want to see her so stupid and blame herself for her bad brain, and she is moved by compassion.

"Leader, I took the card. ”

He Miao returned after a long time.

She has been looking for information at home, and she has no time to read the information.

After knowing the truth, Cheng Xidong was also "beaten into the cold palace".

He Miao was furious.

What is this?

In the past few days, is it fun to watch yourself being played around stupidly in front of him?

He Miao doesn't think that Cheng Xidong is telling him now that he is making amends.

Cheng Xidong was dried by He Miao for a week.

He tasted the bitterness of talking to himself.

Maybe He Miao had forgiven him a long time ago, but he was holding his breath in his heart.

Gambling with yourself.

On that day, He Miao decided to ignore Cheng Xidong and added a deadline: one month.

I didn't say a word for a month, and I didn't reply to messages.

The ultimate cold violence.

Actually, it's a small thing.

Cheng Xidong finally learned to entertain himself in the WeChat dialog box.

He "split" himself into himself and He Miao of his imagination, asking and answering himself.

Like a script, the person's name is put in front of the dialogue to indicate that the person said it.

The following is a screenshot of the WeChat chat provided by He Miao:

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said: "Leader, let's dissipate your anger, it's me who can't speak." ”

Respected leader He Miao said: "Don't you know how to speak?"

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said: "Not only can't I speak, but I also sneak around and do bits and pieces." ”

The respected leader He Miao said: "What are you doing with chicken and dogs?"

The honest man Cheng Xidong said: "While you let your guard down, I stole your card." ”

The respected leader He Miao said angrily: "Is that stealing? That's stealing!!"

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said sincerely: "Yes, yes, it is stealing, what the leader said is right!"

Respected leader He Miao said: "What I said is right? This is the truth!"

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said: "The facts are the facts, but if you return something that doesn't belong to us to someone else on the spot, I won't steal it, right?"

The respected leader He Miao said: "You are right, but it is not stealing, it is stealing!!"

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said: "Yes, it's stealing." Anyway, now that I've stolen it and returned it to others, there's no way to do it when it's a foregone conclusion. ”

He Miao, the respected leader, said: "No, you have to compensate me for my economic losses and mental losses! Don't you know that women will grow old when they are angry? Hmph!"

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said: "Okay, is one barbecue enough? If it's not enough, three meals!"

Respected leader He Miao said: "Okay, just this Friday night!"

Cheng Xidong, an honest man, said, "Okay! Then do you forgive me, leader?"

The respected leader He Miao said: "Yes, I forgive you!"

Honest man Cheng Xidong said: "Great, hug!"

At the end is a GIF of Simao and Bamao hugging each other.

He Miao smiled angrily.

Cheng Xidong's ability is also okay, he can write a short dialogue in such a little time", but he doesn't grasp the character of the character too well.

This unique method finally "blew up" He Miao.

"Isn't it fun? One person plays two roles, are you tired?"

Cheng Xidong saw He Miao's reply, and gave back a bunch of tearful expressions.

"Leader, you finally take care of people. ”

He Miao felt that there were only three people behind him, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

"Speak well, big brother, you're getting old. ”

"No, this is the only way for leaders to take care of others. ”

He Miao really regretted that he owed Cheng Xidong's voice.

This wave of coquettishness is very deliberate and forcibly pretending to be cute, He Miao instantly made up for it, and the muscular man with a long beard and long nose hair tied his double ponytails and wore Lori clothes.

Although he was already disgusted, He Miao still had to hold on.

"Hehe, I have the ability to wear JK in front of the leader, and if you wear it, I will be completely deflated. ”

You think it's angry talk, but some people can really take it seriously.

On Saturday, Cheng Xidong "arrived as promised".

He called He Miao and asked He Miao to come down, but He Miao didn't want to live or die.

"Come down, I apologize to you. ”

He Miao learned the Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect of Daoming Temple: "What do you want the police to do if the apology is useful." ”

"Come down, I'll only wear it once. ”

"Huh?"

He Miao bounced up from the bed, and she kind of guessed what Cheng Xidong had done.

"What are you wearing?"

He Miao cautiously asked again, she didn't quite believe it was true.

"Oh, don't be verbose, look at it or not, I'll leave right away. ”

"Take a look, and I'll come down at once. ”

He Miao rushed downstairs all the way, and there was no one downstairs.

"Who?"

He Miao shouted, and Cheng Xidong came out from behind the tree.

"The Yellow Flower Girl" still holds the pipa and half-covers her face.

Holding his arms with both hands just covers his upper body, and his lower body is also wearing long pants.

He Miao was a little disappointed, and turned around to go upstairs, but was grabbed by Cheng Xidong and dragged out.

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