One day in November, He Miao was really bored at work, thinking about making an appointment and eating chicken at night.

"How about a few tonight?"

By the time He Miao realized that the message had been sent to the wrong person, it was impossible to retract it.

She was so angry that she blamed her younger brother's WeChat name for being Canglong, there was only one word different from Cangshan, and her avatar was also black.

He Miao was confused, his eyes were not good, and the first person who searched out of the list took it for granted that he was a junior.

"Okay, what are you playing?" replied 10 minutes later.

He Miao's intestines were blue when he saw this message, but it was not good if he didn't reply.

"I play mobile games to stimulate the battlefield. ”

"Okay. You're online in the evening, tell me, I'm inviting you. ”

He Miao felt that this was really an embarrassing conversation, she was so uncomfortable, and she always felt that the other party was also polite and social, and the tone was both official and awkward.

She really wanted to tell him, sorry, I just sent it wrong.

But she replied anyway, "Okay." ”

After dinner, He Miao informed Cangshan as agreed, and an invitation to the game was quickly sent over there.

He Miao clicked in and turned on the microphone when prompted by the system.

"Have you eaten?" He Miao heard the other party's voice clearly.

"Just finished eating. ”

"What did you eat?"

He Miao was speechless. Ask what you eat and what you do.

"Forgot. He Miao didn't want to answer.

"Didn't you just finish eating?" said the other end with a puzzled tone.

"It's hard to remember what you eat. ”

The other end didn't speak. The atmosphere has been slightly awkward.

"Let's go inside. He Miao realized that this was destined to be the most unhappy time she played the game.

The other two in a team of 4 people are a small couple that the system automatically matches.

In the past, it was the junior's choice to choose which place to skydive, and He Miao only needed to be responsible for following.

The junior brother is very good at playing this game, and He Miao calls him "Great God".

The "great god" fell two levels in order to bring He Miao's "drag oil bottle".

Gradually, the attitude is bad, and the foul language of "no distinction between respect and inferiority" is also human nature.

And He Miao, who has been retribution since she was a child, will see the opportunity and pull this "great god" who attacked her personally to "die together".

For example, when the "great god" asked her to squat and not move, she deliberately stood up to attract the "enemy", and then the two of them were killed by a grenade together. For another example, when the two of them were squatting in the small house together, He Miao walked around, and finally because of the sudden Molotov cocktail and the suppression of the other party's firepower, he could only be burned alive with grievances. For example, He Miao, who drove with the "great god", was extremely sensitive, as long as he heard the sentence "Are you a pig?", he immediately let the car fall into the cliff and was not saved.

Usually, as long as the two have a quarrel, they often beat each other with a frying pan, and once made the enemy spare their "dog life" in this way.

In front of this junior, He Miao really doesn't regard herself as a woman, and even develops to an offline appointment. However, as soon as He Miao and the junior brother who hadn't seen him for a long time got up, he squatted on the ground with his stomach in his hand and couldn't stand up with a smile. The junior brother looked at He Miao, who was squatting on the ground for a while and couldn't get up for a while, and then looked around at the passers-by who looked at them with strange eyes, and felt very embarrassed. hurriedly prepared to help He Miao up. Who knew that He Miao raised his head, smiled breathlessly, and said, "How do you dry like an African chicken." ”

The junior's first reaction at that time was to throw down He Miao and turn around and leave, enduring the emotion of stepping on his feet.

He Miao also did something disgusting to her younger brother that day: she ordered a lot of dishes in the Chinese restaurant, and after eating and drinking, she slipped away by going to the toilet.

For this reason, the junior brother once blocked her, until later she coaxed the junior brother to introduce him to a beautiful young lady as compensation.

However, this promise has not been kept.

Without the big tree of "Great God", He Miao can only rely on himself.

She pretended to be very sophisticated and forcibly analyzed a wave, and successfully coaxed the other three people to go to P City with her.

Tragically, the little couple "landed into a box".

Before he could stand on his feet, he was knocked down by two shots.

He Miao is not up to par with this positioning technology, and the landing position is still a long distance away from P City.

She was lucky enough to land in a no-man's land and even found an M4.

He Miao turned off the voices of No. 3 and No. 4, and the background sound of scolding was also cleared.

"Didn't you say you're going to P-City, how did you jump over here?"

"Isn't there a lot of people in P City?Don't you see a lot of people jumping there?" He Miao just wanted to quickly fool around, and after playing this one, he found an excuse to quickly slip away.

"My first time playing this game. ”

"Huh?" "I haven't played to form a P team, He Miao rolled her eyes in her heart.

"It's okay, you have a good time, you have to help call me. The tone over there was "steady as an old dog."

"Don't keep asking me to save you, it's good. He Miao's tone was not good.

There was another moment of silence.

He Miao felt that this wheat was not necessary at all.

She misses the days when she teamed up with her juniors, although she often fought, but it was lively, how could it be so lifeless as now, it was not interesting at all.

He Miao was thinking about it, but she didn't pay attention to the gunshots on the screen, and when she reacted, her game character had already fallen to the ground and moved around the wound. She was in a hurry and quickly climbed to a hidden position.

"Number two! Call number two!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" No. 2 was startled by He Miao's startled shout.

"I've been fucked down, hurry up and save me!!Hurry up, I'm going to die!!" He Miao was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

"Okay, okay, come right away. ”

As a result, He Miao still "died".

No. 2 walked around the first floor of the house for a long time and didn't go to the second floor, He Miao was "seriously injured", and it was too late when he moved to No. 2 with difficulty, and the screen showed a cloud of gray smoke. means that He Miao is out.

He Miao was so angry that her stomach hurt.

"What's the use of asking you??"

At the same time that He Miao quit the game, No. 2 also forcibly quit.

"Is it so difficult for you to come from the first floor to the second floor to save me?" He Miao asked aggressively.

No. 2 was very wronged: "I don't know where the stairs are, it's the first time I've played this game, and I usually only play online games, and the mobile game operation is very rusty." ”

"Forget it, it's better for my sister to take you. ”

As a result, this one "died" quickly.

As No. 2, He Miao sat in the car driven by No. 1, drove all the way to the sea, and after falling, He Miao never climbed up again, and "drowned" alive.

He Miao somewhat understands the hardships of the junior brother with her "rat".

But she is determined to carry forward the spirit of "not abandoning and not giving up".

Then she experienced all kinds of bizarre "ways to die".

He was "killed" by a bomb while searching his room, and was "stoned to death" by an airdrop while running on the road.

The worst time, she just landed and saw a jeep, just got into the driver's seat, and while waiting for her teammates, the enemy sat in the passenger seat. The two sides didn't dare to get out of the car, so they kept dry, He Miao drove until she ran out of gas, and as soon as she got out of the car, she was shot by the other party's pistol, after all, she just landed and didn't get any weapons.

He Miao swore that he had never memorized it like this until now.

Depressed, every time she "died", her close good partner would "die" with her, and finally developed to only pick up grenades and not let go of a shot.

He Miao felt a silent and deep insult. It's a lot worse than "Are you a pig?"

After playing all night, He Miao suddenly wanted to be a "great god".

On the other hand, her partner tonight is very calm.

Because of this first impression of playing the game, He Miao has always thought that Cheng Xidong's game skills are not good.

It wasn't until He Miao went to Cheng Xidong's house to Cheng Xidong's room and saw Cheng Xidong playing World of Warcraft, operating like flowing water and cooperating with his teammates in a dreamy way, that He Miao really believed that Cheng Xidong was not bragging.

That night, on the way back when Cheng Xidong sent He Miao back, He Miao slapped Cheng Xidong's rainbow fart.

"You are so good at fighting monsters!" He Miao said with admiration.

"It's okay, after all, I've been playing since I was a child, and I've played a lot. Cheng Xidong's reaction was flat.

"Then can you teach me to play?" He Miao star-eyed, looking at Cheng Xidong with an expectant face.

Cheng Xidong changed gears and said expressionlessly: "Okay, I'll teach you." ”

"Really!" He Miao was very excited, and she even had a picture of herself operating six flying in her mind.

"But," Cheng added. "Warcraft is a team competition, if more than 40 people lose because of your mistakes, you have to make compensation. ”

"What??!" He Miao heard such a statement for the first time.

"If you lose a group battle, your team level will be deducted, and it will also affect your equipment purchase. ”

"It's like if you did something wrong and affected the interests of the whole group, don't you have to compensate?" Cheng Xidong turned his head and looked at He Miao seriously.

"Forget it. He Miao stroked her windswept hair with her hand.

"It's so stressful to play a game, and there's a performance appraisal, it's enough. He Miao was a little irritable.

"What do you people think, haven't you been assessed enough to work during the day??" He Miao really didn't understand.

"What's wrong with that? Cheng Xidong said logically.

Well, He Miao admitted that he couldn't talk about him.

Anyway, because of this mistakenly eating chicken, He Miao became familiar with the man with glasses.

When I commute to and from work, I occasionally send a message of condolences.

The man with glasses is always a classic three questions: "Have you eaten breakfast?", "Have you eaten lunch?", "Have you eaten dinner?"

Plus "Did you get to the company?", "Did you get off work?", "Did you sleep?".

He Miao didn't get annoyed, she replied every time, and occasionally posted two emojis that she thought were playful and funny to liven up the atmosphere.

Because she thinks that text chats without emojis are not fresh and vivid.

When Cheng Xidong became really familiar with He Miao, He Miao found that he was a sullen man in his bones more and more through his various emojis.