"Are you there?"

"What's the matter?" the coal boss rarely sends a WeChat message to He Miao eight hours away from work.

The coal boss's surname is Mei, and He Miao used to like to call him "mildew", but later he was assimilated by Mr. Ling and called him "coal boss".

"Let me ask you a question. "The coal boss always grinds and chirps when he speaks.

"There is a pluton. He Miao annoyed him with this kind of unruly character.

"What should I pay attention to on blind dates?"

He Miao jumped up excitedly when she saw this.

"Yo, the thousand-year-old iron tree has blossomed. He Miao teased with a smile.

"Tell me, how did you figure it out?"

A selfie of the young lady was quickly sent over there: willow leaves with curved eyebrows, bright eyes and bright teeth, and a beautiful temperament.

He Miao felt pleasing to the eye when he looked at it.

"Yes, you kid!" He Miao sighed, "Such a beautiful beauty was missed by you." ”

"No, my family introduced me. He Miao can imagine: at this time, the coal boss's mouth is going to be listed to the root of his ears.

"We'll see you tomorrow. ”

"Well, tomorrow morning, we will meet at Xingyun Square. ”

"Yes, Xingyun has not been open for a long time, and many restaurants in it are good, such as Maihe, Journey to the West theme restaurant, all of which are decorated in style and taste good. ”

He Miao recommended the hotel really like a treasure.

"Oh. ”

"Are there any precautions?" the coal boss is most concerned about the fear of stepping on mines.

"I'm a woman, how can I give you advice?" He Miao felt that the coal boss was inexplicable.

"From your girl's point of view, give me an analysis. He Miao could feel that the coal boss was very serious this time.

She didn't dare to slack off, and even checked the relevant posts on the Internet seriously, and transferred a few articles that she thought were good about the first blind date, boys' precautions, dressing, and key points of words and deeds.

"You, if you want to be tall, you want to look a little bit, you just need to shave your beard and clean your hair, tidy up your hair, remember to wash your hair, buy a little better shampoo to wash and wash it, it's not good to show such a big piece of dandruff to other girls, and the good impression in front is directly negative. He Miao said bitterly.

"When did I get dandruff??" the coal boss sent a black man with a question mark.

"Oops, I usually go to look for you, you sit and I stand, I have seen dandruff several times, but I just endured it and didn't say anything. ”

He Miao made a disgusted expression.

The coal boss quickly replied with a gesture of disdain.

The conversation ended quickly.

The coal boss is a colleague in the technical department on the second floor, and Xuemei is a colleague in the same department, although they can read and understand the drawings, but the coal boss gives He Miao the feeling that he relies on a piece of university literature to mix the salary.

When He Miao was a project manager, she often had to go back and forth to various departments to deal with coordination issues. And every time He Miao is busy with his feet not touching the ground, he can find the coal boss who blatantly closes his eyes.

He wears big black-rimmed glasses, and even when he is awake, his eyes are foggy and he has not woken up. His leader travels all year round, and he sleeps without fear.

He Miao has some business matters to dock with the coal boss, and he slowly became acquainted.

The biggest problem of the coal boss, and one of the problems of the unification of technology that He Miao hates, is that he is ambiguous in his speech. This made He Miao, who acted straightforwardly and crisply at work, like a flammable and explosive explosive barrel when he docked with the coal boss, throwing the documents on the coal boss's desk at every turn, and walking away, and the coal boss was quiet as if nothing had happened.

Not only that, but the entire technical department on the second floor was as if nothing had happened, which was the most uncomfortable place for He Miao. So much so that later she always told Cheng Xidong that if the two of them worked together, He Miao would never be with him, she really hated this aspect of technology, and the urine that she couldn't do at every turn.

Because from the project management level, there is no possibility of stopping a project from the start to the delivery.

However, Cheng Xidong said that he understood the various behaviors of coal bosses, and even said that it was difficult for front-end marketing strongmen.

Well, Later, He Miao almost didn't complain about her work with Cheng Xidong, because it made her work difficult to advance, because it was due to their gang of dead straight male cancer technology. Generally, He Miao complained, Cheng Xidong would always put forward many rebuttals from his technical point of view, one, two, three, four, and give examples to list numbers, He Miao originally came to her boyfriend to find comfort, who knew that he would only add fuel to the fire.

As a science and engineering technology otaku, the coal boss is still famous for "opening his mouth to die". This refers to the fact that every time the coal boss meets the girl, it is no fun to chat for only three sentences.

Combined with the above situation, He Miao was full of worries about the blind date meeting of the coal boss.

He Miao Company is a single and double holiday, and this week it happened to be a single holiday, and the coal boss deliberately took Saturday off early.

When He Miao saw the coal boss on Monday, he was weak and felt that the situation was not good.

"How do you look?" He Miao returned to his position and immediately sent a message to ask.

"No. ”

He Miao felt that there was no play.

She sent a question mark to hear the details of the process.

"I got up on Saturday and did what you said, washed my hair carefully, shaved my beard, and even went to buy new clothes. ”

He Miao felt the grievances of the coal boss.

"I packed up and went out at almost 11 o'clock. ”

"And then?"

"Then I managed to drive until 12 o'clock. ”

"Hmm. And then what?"

"I realized that my phone was dead. ”

The coal boss made a crying expression.

"If there is no electricity, there is no electricity, just go in and charge. ”

"But I didn't have a charger with me. ”

"I didn't ask anyone to borrow it. He Miao was really stupidly cried by this old man.

"I don't know anyone. ”

"Forget it, don't talk about mobile phones, let's talk about the point. "He Miao is not annoyed.

"That's the point. ”

"My phone is out of battery and I can't reach her. ”

"You can't go to the agreed place to find it. ”

"How can I find it, in such a big place, there are restaurants on five floors, how can I find it?"

"???" He Miao sent a bunch of question marks.

"You won't ask someone out and you won't even tell the location, right?" He Miao couldn't believe it.

"I just don't. ”

He Miao really took it.

This is no longer a problem of low emotional intelligence, it is no different from an animal that eats or sleeps.

"And then?" He Miao suppressed the fire of hatred that iron does not become steel.

"Then I walked around Xingyun until two o'clock and went back. ”

He Miao was completely speechless.

"Did you go back and explain?" He Miao held on to the remaining glimmer of hope.

"I'd like to explain, but I don't know what to say. ”

The coal boss posted an emoji of his hands.

"You just told her that the phone was broken and it was repaired today, sorry, please eat and watch a movie this week as compensation. ”

The coal boss made an "OK" gesture.

After a while, the message of the coal boss came again.

"What to do, she seems to have blocked me. ”

Below is a screenshot.

He Miao clicked on the big picture, and a line of small words was clearly marked on it: The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party.

"Deserved !!" At the same time as He Miao played this sentence, he decided to ignore the coal boss's.

He is terminally ill and has no cure.

One day in the future, He Miao chatted with Cheng Xidong about the coal boss, and Cheng Xidong turned on his straight man thinking and forcibly analyzed: "He's not wrong, he doesn't want to be out of battery when his phone is out." Just like I said last morning that I would send you to work, my phone ran out of battery, and the alarm clock I set didn't go off, and I can't be blamed for that. ”

"Now that we've talked about that, let's talk about it. He Miao said.

"If you promise a customer to deliver the goods at 4:30 p.m. on Friday, but it doesn't arrive because of the typhoon, is it your fault?"

"I can explain it to the customer. Cheng Xidong disagreed.

"Explanations are explanations, but the customer wants you to have an attitude first. He Miao's example instantly made this question a lot more advanced.

"But typhoons are natural disasters that people can't control. ”

"However, this is a foreseeable risk. He Miao bent his finger and tapped on the table.

"This is the most common foreseeable risk. It's as if your phone is not charged and automatically shuts down, causing the alarm clock to not go off.

But you know there's a problem with your phone's charging cable, so why don't you take steps to avoid it? And you also disappointed me in your handling of emergencies. ”

"What do you say?" Cheng Xidong listened intently to He Miao's words and fell into deep thought.

"Since it's late and I can't pick me up on time, you either notify me as soon as possible, or call me a car to take me to the company. But you have to wait until you finish washing up and are ready to go to work and then send me a WeChat message. ”

"Don't you think it's selfish like this?" He Miao was angry when he said this.

"But it's not my fault that my phone isn't charging. Cheng Xidong is still obsessed with the question of right and wrong.

Really, He Miao realized that the straight man who was axed up was hopeless.

The two of them broke up unhappily, to be precise, only He Miao was unhappy, it doesn't matter what Cheng Xidong does, as long as he doesn't break up.

He Miao looked at Cheng Xidong, who tapped the steering wheel with his fingers while driving, and became more energetic.

One day, I will make you admit your mistake, Cheng Xidong! He Miao thought viciously in his heart.

On this day, He Miao didn't wait too long.

The week after that, Cheng Xidong picked up He Miao from work on Friday and took He Miao to eat bowl chicken.

After ordering the food and sitting down, Cheng Xidong said sincerely to He Miao, who had a stinky face, "I'm sorry leader, I was wrong." ”

He Miao was replying to the group message, raised her head and glanced at Cheng Xidong.

"What?" He Miao waited for his next step. She probably guessed what Cheng Xidong said in her heart.

"I am responsible for not sending you to work as agreed last time. ”

"Oh?" He Miao wanted to see what flowers he could say.

"I couldn't figure it out all the time. ”

"And now?" He Miao took a moment's time, and the corners of her mouth began to smile.

"That day, a colleague of mine told me. ”

"Did you tell your colleagues about this?" He Miao's voice raised.

"Don't worry, leader. Cheng Xidong hurriedly touched He Miao's hand as a reassurance.

"You're not happy every day, and I can't figure it out, so you can't consult someone else. ”

He Miao glanced at him and motioned to continue.

My colleague asked me, "Is it wrong for your girlfriend to ask you to pick her up on time in the morning?" ”

"yes, am I wrong?"

He Miao also asked again.

"Yes, that's right. Cheng Xidong smiled flatteringly. "And then my colleague said, that's not it. She's right, that is, the accident responsibility is 0, then you are 100% and fully responsible. ”

He Miao was happy. It seems that only straight men can convince straight men.

Then He Miao happily enjoyed the dinner.

When I went back, I brought delicious food to Miao Damei, Old Man He, and even Ah Huang.

In fact, Cheng Xidong did not finish his relays of his colleague's words.

And what made him really figure it out was the second half of the sentence.

My colleague said, "Such a good girl, don't bag, don't want cosmetics, don't want clothes and shoes." It's just that you have to pick it up on time in the morning, and you're still struggling with right and wrong. If I ever dreamed, I would wake up laughing!"

Cheng Xidong sat in the car, looking at He Miao, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, and slowly walked into the community, smirking.