He Miao's "buddy" is getting married.

This is her high school tablemate, and the two of them have experienced the wonderful "Kill Matt" era together.

Of course, this "buddy" is not his "buddy".

This is also a girl, the little sister of 94, but this tonnage is not small.

When he was at the same table with He Miao, although he was about the same height as He Miao, his weight had already reached 140 pounds.

Although He Miao was also a little fat man who was almost 120 pounds at that time, the two little fat men ate and drank together without worry.

Although He Miao is thinner now, her foodie attributes have not changed, and she also likes to be with this "fat buddy" the most.

Because she is with her "buddy", she can eat whatever she wants, do whatever she wants, say whatever she wants, and be the real He Miao.

He Miao still remembers that when the two of them were at the same table, in order to cover this "buddy" to eat in class, He Miao broke his heart.

"Dude" is also really bold, the principal's math class, sitting in the second row, still dares to eat crispy fried chicken legs.

As soon as the headmaster turned around, she pulled the chicken leg out of the table and nibbled on it.

But this chicken leg is a grenade in He Miao's eyes, and the sound of a small chewing sound will blow itself up on the spot when the principal hears them.

But it's amazing, I don't know if the principal has a bad nose or is deaf, for two whole years, He Miao and the two spent it safely.

In the three years of high school, the two were almost always at the same table.

Therefore, He Miao had the consciousness of both prosperity and loss very early.

Especially in the first semester of high school, at the parent-teacher meeting after the mid-term exam, when Miao Damei and Ms. Aizhen of the "buddy" family sat together and took out the math papers, the relationship between the two families became closer.

According to the oral account of Miao Da Beauty's return. When she sat with Zhao Yu's (buddy's real name) mother, both of them were holding the math papers.

After Miao Da Mei accidentally exposed the first number "1" at the beginning, Zhao Yu's mother calmly spread out the roll.

The two of them also exchanged views with each other, and also discussed that if He Miao 11 pairs and Zhao Yu 12 questions were correct, then the two of them would have the prefix "2".

Yes, I heard the prefix "2" correctly.

He Miao took the test 17, and the "buddy" took the test 16, with the same score as his own age, which is really "difficult to brother".

Sometimes the friendship between two mothers is built through their own children's messy scores.

For example, Miao Da Beauty and Ms. Aizhen.

So every week, when the other mother's mother came to "send supplies", the two of them also shouldered the heavy responsibility of informing each other of each other's learning.

If the two don't join forces, it will definitely "lose both". So these are the hardest three years. The two are the most intimate "comrades-in-arms", eating meat together, listening to mp3s together, and copying scrolls together.

Unexpectedly, 6 years have passed, and the "buddy" is no longer the "buddy" of the year.

She had already soared from 140 to 160, although her size remained the same.

She also found a handsome guy through a blind date, although he was a little electrician. She was going to get married so soon, although the two families had differences because of the house. The "buddy" family is not satisfied with the down payment of the house where the young couple lives is made up by their own family and their two children, and they will have to repay the mortgage of five or six thousand every month for 30 years in the future. It's really a lot of money, and it's a really heavy burden for young people.

Not to mention that there will be children in the future, miscellaneous expenses. He Miao has often heard people say that the child is a money shredder from the moment he hits the ground. Thinking about it this way, it is no wonder that contemporary marriage and love, especially in the blind date market, have listed whether it is an important inspection index, and sometimes it is so important that you can ignore the three views and character.

"Buddy" and the little electrician also had a period of time because of the marriage room in the stalemate between the two families. Her sister even introduced her to several objects one after another in order to let her get out of the shadows as soon as possible.

They all have houses and cars, are in their thirties, have a career, and may be a little fat, but they definitely don't dislike He Miao's "buddy" being fat.

But what's the use? At that time, Zhao Yu called He Miao when He Miao was at work, and cried loudly as he spoke.

He Miao was at a loss in the cubicle of the company's public restroom. She won't be comforting either.

He Miao never thought that Zhao Yu would be so free and easy, and people who live freely would be trapped by love.

In the past, even if the boys in the class laughed at her for being fat and sarcastically teasing her, she did her own thing and didn't care at all.

Nowadays, she will feel inferior because she is fat, feel unworthy of a little electrician, and feel that she is not good enough.

With such Zhao Yu, He Miao was distressed.

Love changes a person.

Sometimes it will make a person warm and confident, and sometimes it will make a person humble and fragile.

But through Zhao Yu and He Miao, he also understood a truth: love is voluntary and his own choice. Outsiders have no right and can't intervene at all, they really know themselves.

It took a long time for He Miao to receive a call from Zhao Yu again.

"He Miao, I'm getting married. Zhao Yu's tone was not as excited as He Miao expected.

"You can be my bridesmaid, and I'll send you the dress. ”

"Good. He Miao was a little lonely.

She was afraid that Zhao Yu's love was a sunflower to look up to, and she never responded seriously.

But just like Miao Da Beauty jokingly said, "It's hard to buy a thousand dollars, I'm willing." ”

Three days later, He Miao received a bridesmaid dress from Zhao Yu.

The lilac modified cheongsam-style small dress, with the middle sleeves, is a belt with a plastic waist at the back, which is inconvenient for one person to wear.

He Miao had no choice but to urgently call another person at home: Old Man He.

Old man He was working hard at that time, studying a way to solve the endgame of Go, and he solved it, and tomorrow he would show his face in front of Old Man Li and raise his eyebrows.

"What's the matter?" Hearing his daughter calling for him, Old Man He ran over.

He Miao looked at the mirror in the bathroom, looked around, saw Old Man He coming, and pointed to the strap behind him.

"I can't see this dress by skewering all the bags on the back before I can wear it, you just need to help me string the back straps. ”

"Is it okay to string it up?" Old Man He confirmed.

"Well, just skewer it. He Miao nodded.

So, Old Man He tinkered behind He Miao's back for 15 minutes, and only tied it up when he knew that He Miao was almost not annoying.

As soon as he finished tying up, Old Man He didn't ask how He Miao was tied, so he hurriedly went out.

He Miao later learned that he had thought of the way to crack the chess game, and asked Grandpa Li to show off.

It's hard for He Miao now.

Old man He tightened the bundle too tightly for the last time, and He Miao obviously felt a little out of breath. By the time she reacted, Old Man He had already walked away.

She can't be suffocated to death by this tied up Huo Huo, right? He Miao didn't dare to ask the grandmother next door for help, thinking of this, tomorrow it would be rumored in the community that He Miao was strangled by his own father and couldn't breathe, He Miao felt terrible. But who can I find now? He Miao wants to cry without tears.

She remembered that when she was in college, once when she went back to school, she had to bring a quilt, and it was inconvenient to hold a large bag and a small bag.

Old man He took the initiative to ask Ying to send her to the station, but He Miao still felt very moved.

Unexpectedly, when he arrived downstairs, Old Man He pushed his bicycle, tied He Miao's futon, and rested it on his front pocket.

As soon as He Miao was about to sit up, Old Man He rode away, riding hard, and while riding hard, he turned around and shouted at He Miao, "I'll go first, you run behind my bicycle!!"

He Miao never expected that a similar tragedy would happen five years later.

He Miao and He old man dialed the phone, but heard the ringing at home.

It's over, Old Man He didn't even take his mobile phone when he went out.

Thinking about coming and going, He Miao could only bite the bullet and discuss countermeasures with Cangshan, who was not very familiar at this time.

He Miao has the impression that the brains of science and engineering men are all ape brains--- the back of the head is huge. This is a symbol of wisdom.

He Miao sent a message to Cangshan, roughly summarizing his situation at this time and asking for a solution, but he didn't expect that it didn't take much effort for the encroaching voice call to come.

He Miao connected.

"Hey, how are you?" the other party's tone was still very concerned.

"I don't care for the time being, it's just a little hard to breathe. Because of Le's discomfort, He Miao spoke angrily.

"Are you alright? Did your dad say when he was going to be back?"

"Nope. ”

"And why don't you ask the neighbors to do you a favor?"

"No, tomorrow the whole community will know. "It's all at this juncture, He Miao still wants to save face.

"You're uncomfortable like this, don't care if you have it or not. ”

"Is there no other way?" When it comes to image issues, He Miao is stubborn.

"emmm," Cangshan asked after a moment's silence, "Do you have a small mirror at home?"

"Why do you want a small mirror?" He Miao didn't understand the intention.

"You hold a small mirror in one hand to adjust the angle, find the position of your father's knot, and slowly untie it with the other hand, isn't it?"

"Is it going to work?" He Miao was skeptical.

"Give it a try. ”

Listening to what the other party said with confidence, He Miao got up and found a small mirror. But it's really easier said than done.

He Miao could feel the knot that Old Man He had tied to himself directly behind his waist. With a small mirror, He Miao didn't think that his hands were short, but that he couldn't turn his neck short.

From any angle and all directions, He Miao has tried it, and he can't see it.

It's a huge pit.

He Miao also ignored the other party's call to "hey, hey, hey", and despised SB who had this method 1000 times in his heart, got up from the kitchen and took a chopstick, and began to use chopsticks to pry open the tight knot little by little.

After about half an hour of doing this, He Miao felt that his patience was about to run out, and suddenly made leaps and bounds.

It turned out that Old Man He hid a strap in it when he tied it, and He Miao pulled it out with chopsticks, and it was all loosened at once.

He Miao took off this damn clothes, took a big breath, and instantly felt that the air was so sweet.

It may be a short goodbye to appreciate the preciousness of daily ownership.

Not long after He Miao was relieved, Old Man He came back. Humming a little song, I'm in a good mood.

He Miao thought to himself, it didn't make any sense to tell Old Man He what happened just now, it was already over anyway.

After all, this kind of oolong is not something that anyone can experience.