He Miao was unlucky for a while.

She has the habit of going out to look at the yellow calendar on her mobile phone, every day is a sluggish 33 points, and she is reminded to eat lucky tofu brain every day, but she didn't eat it this morning, because she was really tired of eating.

As a result, I don't know if it was God's punishment for her "disobedience to the destiny of heaven", she just entered the elevator in the community and found that she couldn't get out.

He Miao reacted immediately and was turned off the elevator, but fortunately, the lights were still on and the power was not cut off. She immediately pressed the panic button.

After a few stabbing sounds, an uncle's voice came clearly.

"What's wrong?"

What do you say, it's okay to call the emergency number?

He Miao resisted the urge to complain, and hurriedly reflected: "Uncle, I was locked in the elevator, on the 8th floor of Unit 23." ”

"Ahh

This local Mandarin and proper back of the ear completely made He Miao, who originally had a bottom in his heart, go to the top.

She's not going to be locked up in this place for a day, is she??

He Miao was anxious, and she shouted to the place where the voice came from: "Unit 23, 8th floor!!"

"What unit?" the uncle on the other end still didn't seem to hear.

"Unit 23, 8th floor!!" He Miao shouted with almost all her strength, but she wasn't sure if the uncle had heard it clearly.

"Little aconite, wait a minute, I'll call someone. ”

Then He Miao only heard a series of rapid "beep" sounds.

He Miao was even more anxious: "Uncle, uncle, uncle, don't hang up, do you know where I am!!"

However, what's the use, the only reply to He Miao is "Dududu".

He Miao was helpless, she looked at the top of her head. Fortunately, the power was not cut off, and the air came in from the vents of the elevator, so that it would not be suffocated, which was a blessing in misfortune.

He Miao moved to the position of the elevator door, found the vent in the front row, took off his coat and put it on the ground, and sat cross-legged on it like a "monk who has attained the Tao".

The "rescuers" opened the elevator and saw a girl wearing a lotus pink buckle and a college-style jacket of the Republic of China, and was stunned when she crossed her legs and swiped her mobile phone seriously.

He Miao sat there just for the signal, and when she was just trapped, she searched for a signal all over the elevator and finally found that the signal in the crack of the elevator door was the best.

If there is no mobile phone, He Miao has to "die" immediately at the beginning of his detention.

Now people can't live without mobile phones.

He Miao calmly came out of the elevator, and sent a dynamic complaint with his mobile phone to complain about the serious aging of the property staff on duty in the community.

But she forgot that one of her friends was a property officer.

Then people commented at the bottom of this news: "Please pay this year's property management fee on time, so that we can hire more professional property personnel." ”

Not long after this incident, the merry Lu Shao came to borrow money.

When He Miao saw Lu Shao's message, "It's okay to lend me 6,000." I really want to smoke myself.

More than a week ago, a small notice was sent to He Miao that Lu Shao would not open a store recently, and a new round of drunken gold fans had begun, so that He Miao should be careful.

He Miao received "information" at that time, and went to see Lu Shao's circle of friends.

Sure enough, he started to live a life of eight mornings in the evening, that is, he started clubbing at eight o'clock in the evening and played until three o'clock in the morning.

He Miao shook her head and sighed at the "erosive life" of capitalism.

But she forgot that Lu Shao was a frequent visitor to the famous "pig killing plate".

In layman's terms, the "little sisters" around him all know that others are stupid and have a lot of money, and they encountered the first painful "Waterloo" in their lives when they just "debuted" at the age of 19.

That was his first encounter with Bundy, when the bar was still called a discotheque. He met an "empathetic" big sister in the dazzling lights, and somehow they rolled together.

Lu Shao, who has nothing to do, met true love by himself, who knew that this woman who shushed him every day and asked him for warmth, and sweetly called him "Mingxuan", two months later, he came to the door with his so-called brother and asked for a baby fee.

Although Lu Shao went to secondary school, such a thing caused an uproar in the school.

Lu Shao was poked in the backbone by the teachers and students of the school, and his uncle was led home with a disgraced face.

After going back, his father broke a leg, and his uncle settled the rest of the matter.

Lu Shao then dropped out of school immediately and followed his uncle to Guangdong to learn business, and he went for three years.

After He Miao came back, he saw him again, he had faded away from the youthfulness of his youth, and his suit was straight.

He Miao felt that Lu Shao was a very amazing person.

Not to mention this family background, she saw for the first time that someone could wear all kinds of strange and eye-catching color suits: what pink, rose, orange orange, emerald, only He Miao couldn't think of it, there was no color that the road was not enough.

With clothes, the cars with few roads are also colorful all year round, and with the unique roar of supercars, it is very windy on the road.

Lu Shao is the only one who makes He Miao feel that he is dressed in a gaudy manner. Obviously, his face is also clean and refreshing, and when he went to school, there were a lot of little girls who were ignorant and didn't understand that he was a straw bale inside, and he was also regarded as a school grass, and now he is like a teacher Tony who was raised by a rich woman.

Of course, with the gaudy dress, Lu Shao's style of acting is also very exaggerated.

Sometimes I occasionally meet on the road, as long as there are female colleagues around He Miao, Lu Shao will automatically post it, ask questions, and self-righteous exude charm.

However, in He Miao's eyes, these behaviors are the same as the male teddy in the community who can't walk when he sees a little on the road.

Lu Shao has only one uncle who has never been married, and his parents have been separated for a long time and are indifferent, and they have never ignored him.

Although Lu Shao's behavior was ridiculous, He Miao felt that he was also a poor person.

But there is something to hate in the wretched.

For example, he fell so big for the first time at the "Little Sister of the Night Club", and after coming back, he fell three times in succession, and each time he was deceived very badly.

His money has always been given by his uncle, but his uncle is very strict. Even if he goes out to play at night now, his uncle will let him go to the field to keep accounts, and someone will settle it later, and he will not be allowed to touch the money. On the surface, there is no restriction on the consumption of such a small road, but in fact, it is under the control of the uncle.

In desperation, Lu Shao thought of He Miao's unlucky classmates.

He Miao was really angry.

How can there be such a classmate?

I can't think of myself when I eat and drink spicy food, and I borrowed money to be the first to find myself???Recruit who to provoke??

He Miao took a selfie and sent it to Lu Shao.

"Is my face clean?" He Miao asked.

"Clean, clean and beautiful, alive and like a little fairy. ”

He Miao could think of how annoying Lu Shao's face would be if he was in front of her at this time.

"My pocket is cleaner than my face. ”

He Miao made an expression of spreading his hands.

"With this time to lend money to a female scammer, you might as well learn the way of business from your uncle, and if you can't even take out a few thousand yuan, you are embarrassed to take the initiative to cheat others??"

Although Lu Shaoren is "scum", he has no skin and no face, and his temper is better

He sent He Miao a pouting emoji.

"I really don't understand you, the eldest young master, a good deck of cards is played poorly, and the two kings bring out four twos. ”

Obviously said that Lu Shao was still laughing heartlessly over there, and he recorded his laughter and sent it to He Miao.

He Miao also took it.

He Miao already felt very unlucky about Lu Shao's borrowing of money, but the female high school classmate who had not been in touch for a long time on Friday contacted her again and asked her to accompany her on a blind date, because she was afraid of being alone.

You're afraid of finding someone else, why don't you look for me if you don't know each other??!

Although he thought so in his heart, He Miao would not refuse, so he agreed.

On Saturday, He Miao got up early in the morning to wash.

She stepped into the elevator that had just been shut down a few days ago, and she had been thinking about it repeatedly in her heart, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that she was meddling.

Such a good weekend, and a rare weekend, why don't she lie in bed until she wakes up naturally, and accompany a classmate who has no friendship to go on a blind date? ?

She kicked the stones on the side of the road all the way in frustration, and arrived at the agreed place in half an hour.

He Miao arrived and made a phone call to his classmates to confirm.

The classmate's round little face is matched with a long black straight dress, a cotton and linen literary dress, and gentle milk tea eye makeup, which looks beautiful and moving, but it always gives He Miao a sense of déjà vu like a white lotus.

He Miao has been pitted a lot by this type of innocent little sheep since he was a child, and now when he sees this kind of appearance, he immediately sounds a first-level alarm in his mind.

He Miao vaguely remembered that this girl was so virtuous when she was a child, and the reason why He Miao was not familiar with her or close to her was that He Miao still discovered her behavior after keeping her distance. For example, by sprinkling water on the ground, a girl fell and broke her knee, and she could not participate in the poetry recitation competition on behalf of the class, and as a substitute, she naturally filled this position. Fortunately, she didn't get the ideal ranking, and He Miao didn't want to fulfill the wish of a bad woman.

Who knew that after so many years, He Miao was still guilty of this woman's hands.

What made He Miao even more panicked was that she didn't know what the other party's intentions were now from recognizing the other party.

"He Miao, you have lost weight and become much more beautiful. ”

She came over affectionately and hugged He Miao's arm, like a best friend who had known her for a long time.

He Miao trembled the moment she was touched by this woman's cold hand.

He Miao is dominated by unknown fears and doesn't know what to do.

The two of them walked into the restaurant as if they were affectionate.

He Miao was very nervous at the beginning of this meal, she was highly nervous, for fear that the people sitting next to her would suddenly "harm" her, and she really responded to the sentence "There are always Diao people who want to harm me".

But then she gradually relieved.

She was amused to death by the blind date man opposite.

From the moment He Miao and the two of them sat down, this baby called his mother.

"Hey, Mom. They've all arrived. ”

"Oh, and there's another one of her classmates, who came with her. ”

He Miao was a little frightened at first, but then she felt more and more that this guy was really interesting.

"Mom, look, what are we eating?"

While talking, this guy has changed the voice call to a video call, put the menu in front of the mobile phone, and carefully and evenly flipped through it to his mother, without asking for the other two living people on the scene at all.

He Miao peeked at the face of his classmates, it was obviously black into the bottom of the pot, He Miao held back a smile and happily finished his lunch.

During the banquet, the other party was like a curious baby, and made a comprehensive three-dimensional investigation and research on a series of issues such as White Lotus's work, income, weight, three-dimensional, whether there is a car, whether there is a house, whether it is a place, etc., and even took out a mini notebook directly from the bag and recorded it carefully.

He Miao looked at his serious movements, as if interviewing a celebrity, and asked curiously, "Eh, what are you writing and drawing in your notebook?"

He Miao turned her head and saw the white lotus with a puzzled expression, and estimated that she had just asked what she was thinking.

Then this goods said a sentence that was enough to make He Miao laugh until the New Year: "My mother said that she would ask for details when she met, and she would report when she went home." I'm afraid I won't be able to remember, my mother said that a good memory is better than a bad pen. ”

The orange juice that He Miao had just drunk in his mouth almost gushed out, and he finally swallowed it, and his facial features were distorted with a smile.

In short, this time the escort was calm, He Miao had a free meal, plus watched a good show.

But He Miao, who likes to get to the bottom of things, still couldn't figure out the White Lotus's intentions, so he called the expert Bai Girl.

The white girl probably understood the beginning and end of the matter, and began to count He Miao: "This intention is not obvious, when you were in high school, you ate like Zhao Yu and the two of you, like a pig, her impression of you was still at that time, she still thought you were fat and dirty, and she pulled you to highlight that she was white and thin in front of the blind date man, but I didn't expect the eighteenth change of the female college, we meow meow, we are not the little fat man of the year, and have become a little beauty with a literary temperament." What a slap in the face, hahahaha. ”

"Oh. He Miao nodded thoughtfully.

"The point is, the blind date man she was looking for, I thought it was a high-quality product, and I haven't weaned out to find a child daughter-in-law for a long time? hahaha. "The white girl herself admires her eloquence.

"Don't be like this, I think that kid is quite simple, and he is wronged with a scheming girl like White Lotus. ”

"Yo, compassion is overflowing, why don't you take it?"

"No, no, I don't lack children. ”

"Hahahaha... The white girl laughed unbridled again.

These few things were loaded together, and He Miao firmly believed that he was riddled with bad luck.

After passing the anger with Miao Da Beauty, Miao Da Beauty thought that what He Miao said was extremely true.

She first bought five pairs of red villain socks for He Miao to wear every day, and then asked someone to get a few lotus pod anklets from the temple, which means that lotus is born step by step, otherwise it is extremely Tailai.

After He Miao got the thing and tied it to her foot and neck according to Miao Da Beauty's request, the more she looked at it, the more she felt like a dog chain, and the key was that it was still green.

As a result, within a few days, He Miao lost 300 yuan in cash.

Feudal superstition really can't be done.