Chapter 51: Don't Lie to Me Really
The meal was eaten quickly.
If he doesn't finish eating, He Miao will be tormented to death at the dinner table.
Cheng Xidong stood up after eating first, He Miao noticed Cheng Xidong's movements, and immediately raised his head to stare at him, his eyes were full of the helplessness of the "abandoned" child.
Cheng Xidong was distressed.
He pulled He Miao into the room together.
"That's all I have to eat. ”
Ms. Ru said this to He Miao.
He Miao was like a little daughter-in-law, hiding behind Cheng Xidong.
"I'm full. ”
Cheng Xidong sensed He Miao's discomfort and hurriedly pulled her to his room.
As soon as I entered, it closed and locked.
He Miao entered the door, but did not go inside.
When she entered, she stood in the doorway for a moment, but left it open and open.
Cheng Xidong was already sitting in his gaming chair, full of food and drink, ready to play the copy.
Hearing the door "creak" and opening again, he looked back at He Miao in confusion.
"Why are you on again?"
He walked over and prepared to close the door again.
When He Miao passed by, He Miao was dragged and said, "Just open it." ”
"Ah, why, aren't you afraid of life?"
Cheng Xidong lowered his voice for fear that the people in the outhouse would hear.
"Don't let the elders misunderstand. ”
He Miao was embarrassed.
Cheng Xidong was relieved, and with a wicked smile, he gently pinched He Miao's cheek.
"What's the misunderstanding?
He Miao raised her head, the flush on her face still hadn't faded, she glared at Cheng Xidong fiercely, stretched out her hand through her clothes, and pinched Cheng Xidong's stomach.
Although Cheng Xidong is not fat, his long-term irregular work and rest and can't help but be addicted to supper make his stomach more and more "pregnant", especially after meals.
is not married yet, and no one has reached middle age, Cheng Xidong has already made great progress on the road to "greasy uncle".
He Miao pinched Cheng Xidong's "big belly" in disguise, revealing his old bottom.
He immediately fired back with a move "Black Tiger Digging Out the Heart", which was originally a joke, He Miao suddenly became serious, and took advantage of the gap where he didn't react, and slammed on his big toe.
This time it was not a joke, Cheng Xidong's tears of pain came down, and he couldn't make a sound, so he could only "knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach", and he couldn't alarm the old man outside.
He Miao was not good at showing off Cheng Xidong at this time, and then made two more ruthless moves.
While Cheng Xidong fell on his bed in pain, he "accidentally" pulled He Miao with his hooked legs.
The two of them fell together and were messed up, and Cheng Xidong wanted to forcibly hold He Miao in his arms.
He Miao did not cooperate in all kinds, and the slippery loach was yes, he could always escape, and he returned it to the color.
The fighting spirit was mobilized, and there was still an occasion.
Ms. Ru came in with fruit and saw this "wonderful" scene: her son-in-law and daughter-in-law hugged each other tightly, He Miao was on top, and Cheng Xidong was suppressed below.
"Do you eat cantaloupe?"
Ms. Ru acted as if she didn't see it, and conveyed her "task" "without emotion".
The two men on the bed hurriedly sat up.
Tidy up your clothes.
He Miao brushed his messy hair with his fingers, and sat up a little embarrassed.
He Miao's face began to burn again.
It's really afraid of something.
Ms. Ru is a "person who has come over" and understands it.
Seeing that the two children were silent, they immediately turned around and left, and finally quietly helped the two of them close the door.
The effort was not great, and the sound of the TV outside was noticeably louder.
He Miao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
The first action when he walked to Cheng Xidong's side was to "pinch" his neck.
I don't know how Ms. Ru feels about the scene just now, whether she will think of herself as a girl who is "wandering" behind her back.
He Miao thought about it like this, the strength in her hand unconsciously increased, if it was not illegal to kill someone, she really wanted to "strangle" Cheng Xidong like this, anyway, now she can't tell if she has a mouth.
What's more, she was ashamed, "this kind of thing" was embarrassed to clarify with Ms. Ru.
Cheng Xidong thought He Miao was joking at first, and symbolically pinched it.
Slowly feeling that He Miao was killing him, he found that the sprouts were wrong, and quickly broke He Miao's claws and ten fingers one by one.
"You want to be a widow so much, ahahahaaaa
After Cheng Xidong was relieved, he coughed violently without saying a word.
He Miao's attack was not light or heavy, and then he realized that he had passed, and hurriedly smoothed Cheng Xidong's back.
The recent days have passed, and they have not given in to each other, and they have staged all-martial arts at both ends in three days.
The reality version is never noisy if you can do it.
There are also benefits to a fight.
It's fast.
After Cheng Xidong was calm, he still had the game in his mind, and he immediately entered the state when he sat in his gaming chair.
He Miao didn't bother, she was like a leader inspecting, looking at Cheng Xidong's room with her back hand.
Cheng Xidong also lives with his parents.
The space is not large, most of the area is occupied by the wardrobe and the huge Simmons, and even his beloved high-profile "girlfriend" can only deign to be in a small corner.
There is also a separate bathroom in this small space, and Cheng Xidong even put a treadmill in the small gap between a row of floor cabinets and beds in front of the screen window.
Put it away when not in use and take up less space.
He Miao became interested in the closed floor cabinet, and when she opened it, it was really a book.
are all professional books for Cheng Xidong to go to college, and there are even homework books.
He Miao took some out, spread them all on the ground, and looked at it carefully, Cheng Xidong's handwriting was the same as that of a primary school student, which He Miao foresaw.
She found that many men she knew, some of whom were also Kochi, couldn't write well, even as good as elementary school students.
In this day and age, it may no longer be an accurate benchmark.
He Miao looked at Cheng Xidong's drawing homework, as well as the test papers, and several small pieces of paper like tofu blocks fell out as she flipped through them, which were densely packed with words, and they were all "knowledge points" when you looked closely.
He Miao took a closer look and carefully identified it, she was also familiar with the content on it, and it was the basic knowledge of Mao.
It is nothing more than "what three represents" are the "three represents" and "the content of the scientific outlook on development."
It's obvious that it's for cheating.,Specially engaged in miniature.。
He Miao sorted out these "treasures" of Cheng Xidong's past one by one, proudly brought them to Cheng Xidong, and reached out from behind him to shake these small notes in front of his wide computer screen a few times.
Cheng Xidong took off the headphones and looked at the familiar thing in He Miao's hand, but he didn't react.
"What's that?"
"Ask you, what's it? ”
He Miao means that Cheng Xidong's black history has been picked up for her, and the stolen goods have been seized, and the evidence is conclusive.
Cheng Xidong grabbed one, looked at the front and back, and finally knew what it was.
He reached out to grab the few remaining sheets in He Miao's hand, but He Miao deftly dodged them.
"What is this, University Tyrant?"
This handle was caught by He Miao, and she had to make a fuss.
In front of He Miao, Cheng Xidong has always confidently erected the character of a good student and an easy scholar.
These "little notes" easily collapsed this person's design.
He Miao has the mentality of watching jokes, and Cheng Xidong can only "pretend" to the end.
"I don't know which one is in the dormitory, but I stuffed these things in my book. ”
"Not yours?"
Cheng Xidong's ability to open his eyes and talk nonsense is not small, and he can't blink his eyes.
"It's not mine. ”
Cheng Xidong stared at He Miao's eyes with a frank expression.
He Miao stared at him for a few seconds, put away the small note in his hand, picked up Cheng Xidong's hand, spread out his palm, and put the rest, one by one, into his palm.
"I hope what you say is true. ”
He Miao put down this sentence, suddenly raised his head and stared at Cheng Xidong's eyes.
His eyes were calm and not flustered at all.
"It's true. ”
Cheng Xidong looked very "innocent".
He Miao made up his mind, Cheng Xidong was lying, and all of Cheng Xidong's explanations were useless struggles, and even evolved into the potential of a "scumbag".
He Miao didn't say anything, silently found a place to sit down, and looked at the back of Cheng Xidong playing the game with his arms crossed.
Cheng Xidong thought that he had "escaped", but he didn't notice He Miao's action of hugging his arms, which can be interpreted as a defensive posture in psychology.
In other words, He Miao just didn't pursue it verbally, and he still didn't believe it in his heart and had a sense of distrust in his heart, which means that this matter was not easily turned over by He Miao.
In the past 20 minutes that Cheng Xidong played the game, Cheng Xidong didn't tell the truth, and the matter slowly magnified and fermented in He Miao's heart, and finally contacted that he would definitely "make small moves" behind his back in the future.
Women who are in love are all Detective Conan, with a sixth sense, and their intuition is very sensitive.
This is not because of the careless and unconscious performance of men on weekdays, who think that their "cover-up" is seamless again and again, but in fact, it is full of loopholes.
What's more, He Miao has been under the influence of Miao Da and beautiful women since he was a child, and he has grasped the "current" one by one.
The so-called "small look at character" is also often used by her in all aspects of life scenes.
Now she inadvertently applied it to Cheng Xidong, and it was immediately amplified by her as "full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, but in fact, it is also full of lies".
The world is as black as a crow.
Regardless of being a straight scumbag, lying is a natural ability.
He Miao couldn't rub the sand in his eyes.
Cheng Xidong finished fighting, got up to wash his face, and took He Miao to Wanbo to go shopping.
He Miao stopped at the last second when he came out of this room, looked at Cheng Xidong seriously, and said to Cheng Xidong, "No matter how big or small, don't lie to me about good things or bad things, okay?"
Cheng Xidong was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect this matter to be so important to He Miao.
"I swear, I don't lie to you. ”
Cheng Xidong raised three fingers, restrained his smile, and said seriously.
"Then let me ask you again, are those things you prepared for cheating?"
He Miao struck while the iron was hot and tested Cheng Xidong's "sincerity".
Cheng Xidong's sworn hand slowly put down, and his face was embarrassed.
"Can I reserve the right not to say it?"
"Well, it's okay, don't say it if you don't want to. ”
He Miao reached out and unscrewed the doorknob, "Anyway, I probably already have the answer in my heart." ”
"What answer?"
Cheng Xidong looked a little anxious.
He Miao saw his reaction, and knew that his hard mouth this time was completely for his "tall image" in her heart.
He is still like most men, hoping that his girlfriend can look up to him with star eyes with adoration all the time.
But He Miao couldn't do it.
She likes to tear apart these bells and whistles "appearance" and let Cheng Xidong face the "bleak life".
Admitting that you are incompetent, admitting that you are wrong, admitting that you have lost, is nothing remarkable, and it is definitely not a flood beast.
The angel who has lost his halo is the real god.
Going to Wanbo to wander around, He Miao was a little excited except for seeing a few good-looking young ladies, and the rest of the time, she was bored and aimless.
Walking and walking, He Miao and the others slipped to the basketball court outside Wanbo.
Several old and young people of different heights, short and thin, wearing special exclusive basketballs with red on a white background, ran the court.
He Miao stopped and looked around, more than a dozen people were coaxed together, most of their stomachs were not wide enough to cover their jerseys, and it was obvious that they had to pant for a while when they ran three steps, and their energy was not enough, so they always had to rest.
He Miao shook his head, he couldn't stand it anymore.
Looking at Cheng Xidong next to him, it is estimated that in less than two years, he will also become a member of this army.
Soaking wolfberries in a thermos cup can't relieve the oiliness on their bodies.
"I've played basketball before, and it's on the varsity team. ”
Such a scene evoked a lot of memories of He Miao's youthful years in this regard.
If a few teenagers are fighting, the feeling will be even deeper.
"You've played basketball and been on the varsity team. ”
Cheng Xidong was also a basketball fan when he was young, and when he went home once a week, he had to change his way to watch the NBA before leaving.
"What position do you play?
Cheng Xidong has the impression that He Miao is not high, at most he is a point guard.
"No, my captain gave me a position as a center forward. ”
"If the center wants to steal and assist, he must be tall and strong, can you do it with your small body?"
Cheng Xidong was skeptical.
"I don't know what my captain thinks, but I did play as a centre-forward for two years. ”
He Miao said that he didn't understand either.
"Anyway, I practice three-point shooting every day, and the captain asked me to shoot three-pointers, let me be under the basketball hoop first, and also found someone to play with me. ”
"Isn't the three-point a little more shot by a guard?"
Cheng Xidong was confused by He Miao.
"Heck, you can't look at some of the girls in the school with normal eyes, especially the competitive ones. ”
He Miao was still trembling when he thought about it now.
"And what is your school's women's basketball team like?"
Cheng Xidong was also curious.
"I remember every time I played, after I played, my clothes, neckline and hair were ripped all over the place, and after the game, I was really sweating and there were a lot of holes. ”
"How?"
Cheng Xidong, the melon-eating masses, is very qualified.
"See?"
He Miao lifted the bangs on one side of her side and pointed at the end of her eyebrows.
"That's what I did back then. ”
"When we play basketball, it's a Shura court, and you generally play ball under the rules and collide, so we're completely different, after all, we're not reasonable or principled. ”
"I can play how I want, where the ball is, the crowd will coax it, every time the ball is passed to my hand, I haven't taken it off, I was first knocked down by the big fat man, and then five or six people pressed on me to grab the ball, I didn't let go, I pinched, bitten, pinched, twisted, unscrupulous, and the referee teacher didn't blow the whistle, after all, if you pursue it like this, you have to be punished all of them, and the game can't be played. ”
He Miao gently touched the scar as she spoke, and it seemed that she could still feel the pain at that time.
Cheng Xidong turned He Miao around, looked at He Miao's wound, and touched it lightly with pity.
"Good basketball is American football, and it's not protected. How do you play this, you. ”
"Then what's the way, a tooth for a tooth, whoever bites me will return it, whoever has pulled my hair will pull his hair, and I will pay her back if others respect me, everyone don't fall well. ”
This kind of suicidal mad dog spirit that provokes everyone to fight He Miao has been "working hard to implement it".
It turns out that He Miao's "combat effectiveness" is so strong.
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