Recently, as soon as He Miao came home every day, he grabbed the dance he was going to dance at the company's annual meeting--- "Burn my calories." ”

Since He Miao entered the company in the first year, he has been targeted by the Enterprise Management Office.

He Miao, who was a little naïve at the time, couldn't resist the persuasion of the enthusiastic young lady, and nodded her head to express her willingness under the "bewitchment" of people's magnified, flower-like smiling faces.

When she understood what it meant, she was deprived of the right to say no every time she did.

Because of this nod, she had to "endure" for nearly two hours every day, rehearsing the flag dance at the risk of being scolded and throwing her face at any time. Obviously, if you say it at the beginning, it won't be difficult, and if you don't jump well, no one will say it.

The fact is that the specially invited rehearsal instructor used to be the head of a well-known art troupe in the city. Notoriously demanding, high standards.

He Miao is really weak in dancing.

I can't tell the difference between left and right, my limbs are stiff, I can't jump, and I can't keep up with the rhythm of others.

In the team, she tried to move as little as possible, and prayed in her heart over and over again: you can't see me, you can't see me.

But the reality is exactly the opposite.

The smaller He Miao's movements, the more ugly and abrupt it is for the flag dance with high requirements for neatness and range of movements.

"The girl on the right in the second row. ”

He Miao knew that it was a little bit of herself, and she was scared.

"The range of movements is a little bigger, and the movements are a little more crisp. ”

He Miao lowered her head and silently recited what the teacher said in her heart.

"Okay, music replay, do it again. ”

He Miao's hand holding the flagpole was already sweating at this time.

"Music stops!"

The teacher's voice He Miao was startled.

She almost cried when she saw the teacher walking towards her with a gloomy face.

"Can't you tell the difference between left and right?" the teacher really stood still in front of He Miao and asked.

He Miao's face flushed, and his face was like fire.

"Xiao Gu, come on" The teacher beckoned a girl to come over.

"You take her one-on-one, and then go through the essentials of the movement all over again. ”

Although the teacher did not comment on how He Miao jumped, the act of finding someone to guide him one-on-one has explained everything.

He Miao has been practicing alone for several days in front of so many people, and every time he is the focus of spot checks and additional practice, this long-lost feeling of being dominated by the fear of being named has come back after leaving the society without taking a math test.

He Miao got on the thief ship and realized how important it was to establish a letter.

But what to do, people can unilaterally violate the verbal agreement, and He Miao can't just "get off". Besides, "getting off" is too ugly now.

He Miao can be said to be a representative of his own department.

Although he is a "strong man" caught by the enterprise management department, his leader patted He Miao's shoulder on the first day of He Miao's rehearsal, and said to He Miao seriously: "He Miao, although the work is very important, but our company's annual meeting performance represents the style of the employees. ”

He Miao felt that his shoulders were heavy.

On the day she came on stage, He Miao wore a pair of black-framed glasses very chickenly, and she didn't want to be recognized by her friends during the live broadcast.

This is similar to Ultraman's one-piece red, silver and white leather clothes, wearing it on his body, He Miao almost thought that he would fight the little monster and save mankind for a while.

At the end of the last joint rehearsal in the morning, He Miao and the others went down to lunch, and were stared at by the aunt who was eating in the cafeteria for a long time with strange eyes.

In the end, when it came time to perform, He Miao still made a mistake.

When everyone is turning clockwise, she is the only one turning counterclockwise. He Miao stabilized her mood and performed smoothly.

Looking at the cheers and applause from the audience, He Miao was full of emotion:

Next year, I'm going to be a mallet!!

He Miao saw that he was going to break his promise this year.

He Miao's unit belongs to the machinery manufacturing industry, and single school-age girls like He Miao and her friends are more precious than giant pandas.

On the first day He Miao joined the project department, he was "sold" by a new colleague who had just added WeChat friends.

On the first day of work, He Miao was nothing more than learning the company's program documents, project management methods, and being familiar with the company's products and development history.

When he saw Gangjia's colleague pushing his WeChat to a stranger, He Miao was not suspicious at all.

By default, she is a colleague with whom she will do business in the future. Who knew that after chatting for a few days, He Miao found a problem.

After all, normal business colleagues will not say anything about falling in love with you at first sight in the first two or three days after adding WeChat.

He Miao felt that he was really a dog, and decisively blocked it.

Who knew that this thing sent another threatening text message in He Miao's opinion.

"You wait, I'll come to you. ”

He Miao replied hardcorely, "Okay, accompany me at any time." ”

However, there is no then, and He Miao has never even known what this person looks like.

Even if I later knew that this was an after-sales security dispatcher, his name was Yu Mingming.

The thing about WeChat pushing friends turned out to be like this.

He Miao, a new colleague, had a project that was very urgent that day, and he needed an after-sales staff to deal with it. Yu Mingming, who came to handle the secondment procedures with him, inexplicably fell in love with He Miao, who had just arrived. When the two were chatting in the car on the way to the customer, the new colleague "sold" He Miao without guilt in order to envelop the goods.

He Miao has hated this matter for a long time.

And this Yu Mingming, the reason why He Miao remembered his name was that after a long time, Xuemei sent a screenshot of the chat in the group and asked who it was.

He Miao clicked on the big picture, this avatar, the tone of this routine is exactly the same as what she encountered at the beginning.

He Miao was going crazy and was about to type to tell Xuemei to let Xuemei delete this person.

Mr. Ling threw a screenshot of the chat history in the group.

The same avatar, Mr. Ling's remarks of the workshop Yu Mingming.

The entire chat record perfectly interprets the whole process of flirting with girls.

The whole article is:

An An, your makeup is so beautiful today. You are truly a fairy who has fallen into the mortal world.

An An, when I passed by you today, I thought you were so fragrant.

An An, I feel so happy to see you smile sweetly at me today.

Wait a minute.

"Since I joined the company and added his WeChat, he has been posting these disgusting things almost every day until now. ”

"Then why didn't you delete it?" The green hair is also what He Miao wants to say.

"Why did you delete it, I just want to see if I don't reply and how long he can last. ”

"He doesn't know how good we are?"

"Who knows?"

"His behavior of arresting and confessing to others also shows that he may not be smart either. ”

There are three more rows of neat and uniform hahaha in the group.

On the Friday when he came to work during the Mid-Autumn Festival, He Miao actually experienced another blind date.

To be precise, it is a liaison activity between the company and the trade union.

Sister Hua shouted hard in the marketing family group for several days, but no one cared.

And He Miao, they were temporarily pulled to make up the numbers on Friday morning.

When Sister Hua told He Miao and Mr. Ling to go to the group to participate in the friendship in the afternoon, He Miao looked confused.

Mr. Ling didn't look so surprised, and just asked, "What time does it start?"

"One o'clock in the afternoon, didn't you read the notice?"

"Hurry up, it's too late. Don't worry about anything else, I've said hello to your leaders!"

Sister Hua smiled, fully demonstrating the affinity of the trade union leader.

Things have developed to this point, and if you don't go, you are really "ignorant".

He Miao hated herself for wearing sunflower-colored clothes today, so conspicuous.

When He Miao arrived at the venue dejectedly, Qingqing came running from afar.

"He Miao!!" Qingqing's voice was not small.

"Here!!" He Miao was very happy when she saw the jumping old Gao, who was afraid that she would not be able to see her Qingqing.

"Qingqing!!" He Miao responded enthusiastically.

Qingqing came up and gave He Miao a big bear hug, He Miao took the opportunity to pick up Qingqing with his feet off the ground and spun around in place.

The two hadn't seen each other for a while. Of course it was exciting to meet.

"Are you also arrested?" He Miao put Qingqing down and combed her with the broken hair on her forehead.

"No, I'm here to help set up the venue. Qingqing took a booklet from the table and handed it to He Miao.

"Well, register and pick a number. ”

"What?" He Miao didn't understand.

"Are you stupid!" Qingqing pushed He Miao with "coquettishness".

"If you are honest, don't disturb haven't you seen it? Aren't the 24 female guests all numbered? Choose a number and stick it on your body to make it easy to identify!"

"Oh. Then I'll pick the number 13. He Miao suddenly realized.

"Then you can sign your name on the back of the 13th, and then get up on the table and find the sticker of the 13 on your body. ”

Qingqing handed the pen to He Miao.

He Miao scribbled his name, took the pink No. 13 from the table, tore it and pasted it on the right side of his dress, making sure no one could see it.

He Miao made up her mind to be a little transparent and end it safely.

The event began.

There are a lot of people, and there are people from all units. There are doctors, nurses, and brothers, but there is nothing from the local taxation bureau that Sister Hua said. When Sister Hua lobbied He Miao to participate before, she always emphasized that there was a local taxation bureau. He Miao estimated that these soldiers and brothers should have not come from the Local Taxation Bureau, and were forcibly pulled by the leaders to fill the number. Thinking like this, He Miao looked at them with a little "sadness" that was also a fallen person at the end of the world.

Since it is sponsored by He Miao Company, the main thing is that there are more people in He Miao Company, various branches and group offices, research institutes, all kinds of people, etc., He Miao has seen a lot of familiar faces. Looking at these people, He Miao felt very embarrassed, and he didn't know how to greet them on this occasion.

Looking at many female compatriots who were not smiling, He Miao wondered if they all had to attend because of the "political task" given by the leader. After all, He Miao heard that in order to get together the girls this time, a girl in the company who had been engaged to be married was pulled in.

Really, it's not easy to retain employees in this industry. No amount of money is given, but it may not be kept. After all, the machinery is dirty and tired, working overtime, contacting rough men, there is no time to expand a circle, and it is really more difficult to get off the list on your own than to ascend to the sky, not to mention that most of these people are otaku, and the understanding of girls is either two-dimensional or ***.

Cheng Xidong also said that the time he spent with He Miao was provided by his own group of people working overtime.

Because at the end of each month, when the minister looks at the assessment sheet, he does not look at the overtime hours of the individual, but only the overtime hours of the whole group. If their group is too far behind other groups, they will not be able to compare the data.

This also means that if Cheng Xidong only works 10 hours of overtime a month, the rest of the time will be made up by the other boys in the group.

So much so that He Miao later heard that one month, a boy in Cheng Xidong's group added 80 hours of class and was inexplicably distressed. She persuaded Cheng Xidong to also work a few hours overtime, not to pick herself up as soon as he got off work, and to give young people a chance to talk about love, otherwise it would be too pitiful.

But Cheng Xidong put his arm around He Miao's waist and said expressionlessly: "Young people have to devote themselves to work." ”

Networking events are open-air.

He Miao sat on the bench and was uneasy.

In September, the weather in the south is still mostly muggy.

She looked up at the sun covered by dark clouds overhead, and the unwillingly dazzling light running out of the cracks.

I guess it's going to be a thundershower, but I don't have an umbrella with me.

While she was showing talent on stage while everyone was paying attention, she slipped to the commissary

The air conditioner was on in the commissary, and He Miao felt a little chill as soon as he entered. She bought an umbrella, bought a few bags of wet wipes, thought about it, took three more bottles of ice water-soluble c, settled the bill, and found a place to drink it by herself.

After resting enough, she returned the same way, and found Mr. Ling and Qingqing respectively with her waist, and handed them the drinks and wipes she had just bought.

Mr. Ling warned her that someone was filming and told her to hurry back to her seat and sit down.

He Miao looked back at the camera and hurriedly went back to sitting.

Before the butt was hot, the host asked each group to go on stage to play a game.

He Miao: Their group bore the brunt.

He Miao was helpless, she hoped that it would rain now and end this boring friendship quickly.

But this day, just like He Miao's feeling at this time, he was suffocated.

The rules of the game are very simple, that is, men and women cross the relay, hold the paper cup in their mouths, can not use their hands, pass the red beans in the cup, pass the shortest time, and the group with the least red beans wins.

He Miao stood in the second, she answered it very accurately, but when it was her turn to pour it to others, she scattered it all over the ground, and she hated the uncle who had been sitting next to her so close to her. He Miao said, "I'm sorry. Pick up the red beans on the ground and put them in the cup, signal the uncle to stay away, and put them into the uncle's cup accurately.

When it was all over, it was already half past four in the afternoon, and it was time to get off work. He Miao breathed a sigh of relief. followed Qingqing to the dormitory, washed up a little, and then the two of them took a taxi to the university town for dinner.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening when I got home.

As soon as she finished taking a shower, Qingqing made a voice call.

"Qingqing, what's wrong. He Miao wiped her wet hair and ordered the hands-free.

"He Miao, you've been taken a fancy to!" Qingqing's tone was filled with excitement.

"What??" He Miao couldn't believe it and stopped what he was doing.

"You're number 13, right?"

"yes. ”

"The blind date group is looking for No. 13, and someone privately messaged the matchmaker to ask for the WeChat and information of the No. 13 female guest. ”

"Huh??" He Miao's mouth could be stuffed with an egg wide open.

"What's the situation?"

"See for yourself. ”

Qingqing quickly threw over a screenshot of the group chat.

The group is indeed asking No. 13, and some people are self-righteous and answering: I remember that No. 13 is a gentle and quiet girl.

Be gentle with your sister!" He Miao scolded in her heart.

"So, that's what you're calling me?"

"No, that's right. He Miao obviously felt that Qingqing's tone had changed, with obvious flattery.

"My colleague is not one of the matchmakers. When she was done, she saw you follow me to the dormitory and asked me if I knew you. ”

"And then?"

"Then I said that she told me that there is a man who has taken a fancy to you, and it is a rail job, let me ask you. ”

"Nope. He Miao ruthlessly threw out these two words.

"Don't. Qingqing was anxious.

"I should make more friends. ”

"I have enough friends. "How did Qingqing know that after the pit of the white girl, He Miao was very sensitive to these.

"Multiple friends, multiple paths. Qingqing laughed dryly.

"Don't. He Miao was resolute.

"He Miao!" Qingqing began to be coquettish.

"Can you just help me?"

"What can I help you?" He Miao didn't understand this kind of thing, what could not help.

"Look, I just changed departments, do you want to fit in?"

"Hmm. ”

"This is the first time that a new colleague has asked me to do something, if I can't complete it, will I be excluded in the future?"

He Miao's head grew when he heard Qingqing's slightly crying voice.

"Not really. ”

"Why not, you are not a woman who doesn't know the group, they are all good at intrigue. ”

"You've watched too many palace fighting dramas. He Miao's face was full of black lines.

"I'm not exaggerating. ”

"If you don't agree, I won't force you, He Miao. Qingqing sighed.

"Huh?" What kind of routine is this?, He Miao thought to herself.

"You're going to leave me to fend for myself in the group alone.,Someone squeezed out of depression.,Anyway, I've been full of negative energy lately, and I can't do anything well.。。。。 ”

"Good, good. He Miao hurriedly interrupted.

"You agreed?" Qingqing turned from sadness to joy.

"Hmm. He Miao found that Qingqing had an amazing talent in selling miserably.

"Okay, I'll push my colleague's WeChat to you, you can add her to talk to her." ”

After the goal was achieved, Qingqing quickly hung up the voice.

It's really ruthless. He Miao shook his head.

Soon, Qingqing pushed a person named Guoguo's mother over.

As soon as He Miao looked at this portrait, she knew that this was a three- or four-year-old mother, and she seemed to be still a daughter.

He Miao had a premonition that he was in big trouble.

There are many such mothers around He Miao, they are married, have marriage and family, and have their own love crystallization.

Such a person looks at the single same sex around him is incredible.

Be sure to check in three times a day and ask you how old you are, no matter how old you reply, she will reply that it is time to get married.

It seems that those who are not married are struggling in the abyss of pain, and she, as the saving angel, has the obligation to teach you the importance of getting married as soon as possible, and introduce you to the young people she thinks are suitable for you.

Once you refuse, ask why with a painful face, as if you have committed some heinous sin.

He Miao has already begun to regret it.

But I promised Qingqing to do it.

After a brief chat, He Miao didn't entangle, and the other party may have also discovered He Miao's coldness and went directly to the topic.

"There's a boy from our company who wants to get to know you, and he thinks you're good. ”

"Oh. In the conversation with this mother, He Miao replied with "Oh".

"I pushed your WeChat to him, he will add you later, and you pass it. ”

"Oh. He Miao "oh" from the beginning to the end.

He Miao soon received a verification message from a person named "Bin" with the name and occupation attached.

He Miao looked at the avatar made of this calligraphy door couplet photo, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

This can't be a bald man who likes to write calligraphy!?

He Miao trembled and agreed.

Word came from there very quickly.

"Hello, I'm Xu Wenbin from Rail Transit. ”

"Hello, He Miao. ”

"I'll sit next to you for today's event. ”

"On the right?"

"That's right. He Miao vaguely remembered in his mind that there was a person on the right.

Then she slapped her thigh: Isn't this the uncle who deliberately sticks to her for games!?

He Miao wants to block now.

No matter what this uncle looks like, how much he earns, or what hobbies he has, she doesn't want to know.

She remembered that when the uncle sat beside her, he looked at her intentionally or unconsciously, from head to toe, and then his gaze stopped on her bare calves under her skirt.

Not to mention it's time to make games.

"Do you have any hobbies? I love philately. "Another one over there.

Isn't stamp collecting Old Man He's hobby??! He Miao dislikes it more and more.

"I like to eat chicken. ”

"Eat chicken, do you like to eat braised or make soup, you come to my house another day, and I will make it for you." ”

He Miao rolled onto the bed with a smile.

She really wanted to tell him that eating chicken is a game, shooting, and young people call it eating chicken.

This generation gap is too deep, even Miao Da Beauty knows what eating chicken is, but this uncle doesn't know.

"I'm 34 years old."

He Miao watched as this message was immediately withdrawn from the time it was sent.

Soon re-edited "I'm 29 years old, what about you?"

He Miao snorted coldly.

"Uncle, we don't make an appointment. ”

After posting this sentence, He Miao quickly blocked it.

and immediately informed Qingqing that if this matchmaker asked about it, she would let her go directly to herself.

Qingqing asked and asked, but He Miao just didn't say.