When the white and chubby woman walked in front of Lu Yifan, Lu Yifan couldn't wait to take a look at the cup.

"Hmm, Sister Yinyin, where is the fairy water?" Lu Yifan asked.

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, this immortal water has to be made by Sister Yinyin and I use the artifact-level magic weapon 'Mutton Fat Jade Pure Bottle', which has been cultivated for tens of thousands of years, and blends the essence of the four seas spring with my willow nectar.

After drinking, the supernatural power is endless, immortality, and there are many wonders!

Wait for me to bring me the raw materials and make you a cup of Sister Yinyin's signature fairy water!"

With that, Guanyin Bodhisattva waved his hand, and the figures of the two boys disappeared in place, and went to fetch the materials for making fairy water.

When Lu Yifan heard the mutton fat jade bottle, his eyes immediately lit up!

The legend of this artifact, he had heard from the older generation.

A long time ago, there was a great drought in Yuzhou, the people were not able to make a living, Guanyin Bodhisattva traveled here, and his kindness was great, and he wanted to lead the water of the East China Sea to rain down, but there was one less magic vessel containing water. I heard that bottles made of mutton fat jade are produced here, so I wanted to borrow a bottle to use it.

When she came to a kiln house, a girl named Rainbow recognized it as Guanyin Bodhisattva, and immediately took out one of her most valuable vases and gave it to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

After bringing the bottle, Guanyin Bodhisattva put the sea water of the East China Sea into a downpour and rained down on Yuzhou, saving the crops and the people.

Later, in order to thank the Bodhisattva, the rainbow girl fired a lot more according to the original bottle, and this kind of bottle was also called "Guanyin bottle".

Legend has it that this bottle is in the hands of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and even the entire East China Sea can hold it!

Sun Wukong, who can't even burn the true fire of Samadhi, has to turn into pus and blood in this bottle!

When the battle of Huaguo Mountain was in the first place, Guanyin rolled up his sleeves and rushed to throw it into the sky to smash the monkey's head, and said that even if he couldn't kill the girl, he could ask for half a monkey's life, and Lao Jun persuaded Guanyin to stop after a few words.

However, the prototype of this bottle is just an ordinary bottle.

It's not so much that the bottle is powerful, but that Guanyin Bodhisattva's magic power is boundless.

Not long after, the two boys came over with a handful of willows and some clear glass bottles filled with various kinds of liquids.

Lu Yifan looked at the immortal aura in the bottle, and couldn't help but wonder: "Bodhisattva, are these bottles the essence of the water of the four seas?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Lu Yifan like an idiot and said, "These bottles are Coke, Sprite, Fanta and Qixi, you won't even drink this, right?"

To mix fairy water, of course, I have to use my favorite drink!"

The corners of Lu Yifan's mouth twitched a lot, and his forehead was already protruding.

Nima!

Do you think it's a cocktail?

How do you get so many drinks!!

Okay, what about the essence of the springs of the four seas?

Guanyin Bodhisattva pinched his orchid fingers, cast a spell on the bottles of drinks, and then said: "It's done, the essence of the four seas spring has always been in the mutton fat jade bottle."

After I cast the spell, just put these ingredients into the bottle and mix them together to make the most perfect fairy water!"

"Then Bodhisattva, hurry up and help me get fairy water!"

Lu Yifan said expectantly.

Unexpectedly, when Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, instead of making a move, he wiped the tears flowing from the corners of his eyes and said: "It's been 50,000 years!

Good!

Sister Yinyin will never let you down!"

After saying that, Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes lit up.

But I saw her pick up those bottles and cans, break open the mouth of the white and fat woman next to her, and began to pour them into it!

Papu, paus, papu, paverick, paverick ~~~~~

I don't know how many drinks the woman drank, but in the end there were empty bottles all over the floor.

After that, Guanyin Bodhisattva stuffed a large handful of willow branches into the woman's mouth.

The white fat woman didn't think about it, and chewed and swallowed all the willows.

I hiccuped when I was done!

Lu Yifan was completely confused.

What's going on?

However, at this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva picked up the white porcelain cup just now and slapped it at the belly of the white fat woman!

"Vomit~~~~Vomit~~~~"

The woman's mouth was like a small waterfall, and she vomited liquid into the white porcelain cup.

Lu Yifan could smell her vomit from afar.

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and took the cup of vomit to Lu Yifan and said, "Come! Yifan Immortal Friend, taste the immortal water I carefully prepared for you!"

Lu Yifan's whole person is Smecta!

"This ...... What kind of thing is this? What about the good mutton fat jade bottle?, why is this thing?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"I am the illusion and cultivation of the mutton fat jade pure bottle. What's the matter?

The white fat woman stretched out her fist the size of a sand bowl and said to Lu Yifan with a ruffian.

"Huh...... Hehe...... Obey, I will serve! If you don't help you go to the toilet, I'll serve you!" Lu Yifan said with a wry smile.

"Come! Drink this bowl of fairy water!

After drinking, I want to give a good review in my Tianting Taobao store!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva, like the old witch in "Snow White", with a terrible smile, held the cup of still bubbling vomit and handed it to Lu Yifan.

Not to mention drinking this thing, it's disgusting even to look at!

Lu Yifan hurriedly covered his stomach and said with a painful face: "Oops...... It seems like...... It seems that I have a bad stomach...... No, no, no, I can't drink this fairy water today.

Sister Yinyin, I'm ...... I'll take my leave!"

"Where to run !!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed, and he saw a golden light turn into a rope and trap Lu Yifan.

"You can not drink fairy water, and the praise cannot be less! My stomach hurts, so I will honestly go to the toilet to have diarrhea! After the praise, I will go to the old lady!"

After that, Lu Yifan only felt that it was dark in front of him, and the whole person fell into a bathroom with modern decoration.

Lu Yifan is called a person who wants to cry!

"Where is this Guanyin Bodhisattva, it's simply the owner of the Taobao black store!

And the gods of the dogs!

It's so unethical!

Relying on himself to teleport, he won't even tell me when he leaves!

It's a pit for you!"

Lu Yifan was helpless, unzipped and began to release water.

When the water was halfway down, I heard a voice sound: "Young man, your urine is a little salty!"

Have you been touching too many women lately?

The kidneys are a little weak!"

Lu Yifan looked down.

I almost didn't scare into yang (harmony) impotence!!

It's too late!!

The toilet spoke!!

Lu Yifan didn't finish urinating, put on his pants, and ran away as soon as he smoked.

Only the toilet bowl was left and sighed helplessly: "Why does the Bodhisattva want to refine one of my toilets into an artifact?"

I just want to make a beautiful toilet quietly!

I don't want to be scary!"