Chapter 174: Guanyin Bodhisattva's Immortal Water
"Ah, a fairy friend is here! Hurry up, Wuhei lacks a tank position, and you're missing!
Those stingy bodhisattvas and arhats don't play tank positions!
The output bit is so dish, I'm willing to let them play the output!" Zixia muttered dissatisfied.
"Uh...... In fact...... I'm here to hear the scriptures...... But why do I feel like this place has become a place where the gods gather to fight the glory of the king?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
"Hey, this meeting hasn't started yet!
Besides, how many times it has been held, everyone has long been absent-minded.
It's still fun to play games.
I'm addicted to pesticides anyway, and I haven't cultivated immortals for several years. During the whole process of speaking, the purple line fairy kept her eyes on the mobile phone screen, and scolded from time to time, without raising her head, she was simply a severe Internet addict!
"Shouldn't I open a Thunderbolt King Ring Net in Heavenly Court?" Lu Yifan couldn't help but say secretly in his heart.
"What's that...... Bodhisattva, what about her old man?" Lu Yifan asked again.
"Isn't that the one on the balcony on the second floor a Bodhisattva?"
Sun Wukong pointed to a beautiful woman on the balcony on the second floor, behind a pair of DJ equipment.
Lu Yifan looked at it at a glance, and saw that Guanyin Bodhisattva was actually cosplaying as a DJ skin piano girl at the moment, showing her small waist, and playing DJs with the rhythm of the music!
The mouth is still howling!
"Fairies, Buddhas, get restless! Raise your hands and get high, okay?
Here is DJ Guanyin's song "My Little Cutie"!
Hey, my little cutie, the crown is for you ......"
It's too late!!
Guanyin Bodhisattva DJed and shouted microphone!!!
Lu Yifan's whole person froze in place, unbelievable that this was the scene of the Nanhai scripture listening meeting.
This carnival lasted for more than two hours, and the gods and immortals reluctantly walked into the villa and sat on the ground in front of a stage larger than the Spring Festival Gala stage.
After waiting for about half an hour, Lu Yifan felt like he was about to fall asleep.
Suddenly, the lights in the house dimmed!
Two red lights flashed onto the stage!
"Are you going to start?"
Lu Yifan's spirit is lifted!
When the lights on the stage turned on, Lu Yifan's smile froze on his face.
I saw two children dressed as thieves under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva, holding the microphone, and playing the BGM "Golden Snake Dance", which is necessary for the Spring Festival Gala every year.
"Dear fairy friends!"
"Dear Buddhas!"
"Good evening, everyone!!"
"The long-awaited latest Nanhai Listening Conference was successfully opened under the auspices of Guanyin Daxian!"
"Harmony, friendliness, prosperity and well-being are the core goals of this Nanhai Bible Listening Conference!"
......
The two boys' small mouths are like special small steel cannons, and they can't stop spraying.
Seeing Lu Yifan's almost collapsed appearance, Sun Wukong comforted: "Bear with me, these two grandsons have been holding back for tens of thousands of years after all, and there are indeed a lot of words." ”
BB An hour later, Guanyin Bodhisattva finally appeared!
At this time, the atmosphere in the stadium finally began to become less funny.
Guanyin Bodhisattva changed into the white gauze clothes that he usually wore in the court and sat on the ground.
The mouth did not move, but the golden inscription in the sky was like a bubble, from the Guanyin, flying towards the immortals.
As soon as he came into contact with these golden inscriptions, Lu Yifan immediately felt as if someone was whispering in his ears.
Listen carefully, the murmuring voice is actually pointing out the immortal method that he has already learned!!
Lu Yifan's mind moved, and he used the Supreme Golden Pill to communicate with these golden inscriptions and comprehend the way of heaven in them.
For a long time, Lu Yifan felt that whether it was the three-headed and six-armed exercises of the third prince of Nezha, or the seventy-two changes of Sun Wukong, or the immortal diamond sutra of the Buddha, they had all been thoroughly understood by him.
"I see!"
While cultivating, Lu Yifan comprehended and gradually understood the true meaning of the Heavenly Dao!
One by one, under the effect of Lu Yifan's cultivation, the Dao True Yuan gradually grew stronger!
His realm has not improved, but Zhenyuan has grown a lot!
To put it simply, although Lu Yifan at this time is still a Jindan Great Perfection, the true yuan in his body is so magnificent that it is comparable to that of a mid-Yuan Infant monk!
The cultivation realm has not changed, but the true yuan has expanded to such a terrifying level, what is this concept?
In other words, as long as Lu Yifan continues to break through the realm, his strength and combat effectiveness will still increase, or even double!
At this time, don't say that there is no opponent in the same level!
Even if it collapses a big realm, against the strong person of Shangyuan Infant Great Perfection, even if Lu Yifan can't win, he is confident that he will not be caught by the other party!
With the passage of time, Lu Yifan was immersed in the heavenly inscriptions formed by the scriptures recited by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it was difficult to extricate himself.
Before he knew it, he had been cultivating for five hours!
All the exercises in his body have been completely comprehended and understood, and the true yuan has also expanded many times!
When he opened his eyes, Lu Yifan couldn't help but feel refreshed!
Just one time to listen to the scriptures, I let myself eat all the immortal methods that I snatched from the immortals!
Although the realm has not yet reached the point where he can drive all the immortal powers, as long as his realm is improved, the supernatural powers of these immortal methods will be automatically comprehended by him, and he no longer has to spend a lot of time to comprehend the supernatural powers like others.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva Nanhai preached, and it really deserved its name!" Lu Yifan said with a sigh.
"Ah~~~~~ this time the scripture is finished, fellow immortals, have you gained anything?"
"Whew~~~~"
However, what made Guanyin Bodhisattva extremely unhappy was that no one in the audience answered her, but there was a large number of snoring sounds one after another.
"Okay, this is the end of this South China Sea scripture hearing.
Fellow immortals, is there anyone willing to stay, drink some fairy water with Sister Yinyin, and talk about life?"
As soon as Guanyin Bodhisattva's words came out.
Woo-!!!
Almost instantly, all the immortals were gone!
In front of the huge stage, there were thousands of immortals sitting in the dark, but in less than a second, these immortals disappeared as if they had never come!
Lu Yifan couldn't help but murmur: "Guanyin Bodhisattva's immortal water!
Guanyin Bodhisattva thought that there was no one left, but he found that Lu Yifan was stunned and at a loss for what to do, and he couldn't help but feel happy in his heart.
"Yifan immortal friend, you have a fate with Sister Yinyin, come to the stage quickly, and let Sister Yinyin give you fairy water!" Guanyin Bodhisattva looked unfathomable and said lightly.
Lu Yifan scurried to the stage and said happily: "Bodhisattva, where is the fairy water? It just so happens that I'm thirsty! Give me the fairy water to drink!"
Guanyin nodded with a smile and snapped his fingers.
I saw a white and chubby young woman, holding a tray with a white porcelain cup on it, and walked over slowly.