Chapter 268: Could You Be a Crow in Your Last Life?
"Old ......"
Gu Laosan hadn't finished shouting yet, and he suffocated back like a roar, looking at the lump of "riding sharks" on the sea in a daze, and his brain was a little insufficient. He had seen a certain badger ride a leopard, a big black, or a wolf, but he never thought that a shark in the sea could ride it.
The six people stood in a row with their mouths wide open, and the little fox forgot to cry, and all stared at the sea.
Generally speaking, after the gills are destroyed, no matter how fierce the fish is, they will not live long. However, sharks usually have more than a dozen gills, and some have blowholes, so Wang Ping is not sure if the one under him will die.
Anyway, for now, this thing is still alive and well. Because the pain in the gill cleft kept swinging around on the surface of the water, while chasing the blood that flowed out of the sea.
"Tsk, the surfing didn't work, now it's changed to 'jet ski'......" Wang Ping couldn't say whether he should be happy or depressed, especially now that he couldn't control this shark, he could only be taken around.
A buzzing sound began to approach, Wang Ping looked up and found that the drone that had been following him was still flying on the sea. As soon as he saw a certain badger, he hurriedly rushed over to grab a close-up.
In the live broadcast room, as the figure of a certain badger reappeared on the sea, the barrage was all boiling.
"Come on, who said the boss can't surf, come out!
"Boss Bull Criticizes !!"
"Kneel down for Ping Ye!"
"I'm afraid the shark never dreamed that it could be planted in the hands of Brother Pingtou in this life"
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live stream"
"Shark: Mommy doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore!"
"This time it's really high energy ahead!"
"I just want to ask, who else (broken sound)?"
"Boss Ping: If you dare to eat Lao Tzu's surfboard, Lao Tzu will make you a surfboard!"
Everyone in the live broadcast room here watched it coolly, but Wang Ping couldn't sit still. Is it okay to just float on the surface of the sea? If you don't find a way to get ashore, the devil knows if this cargo will plunge into the sea again in a while.
And as the sharks continue to struggle, they are getting farther and farther away from the shore at the moment.
On the shore, Gu Laosan put his hand to his mouth, and shouted at this side from afar: "Boss, is it cool to ride a shark?"
"Cool your brother-in-law...... Wang Ping couldn't cry or laugh, "Are you blind and can't see that Lao Tzu is riding a tiger...... It's hard to ride the 'shark'!"
The claw on the right grip on the shark's jaw skeleton tugged hard outward, and Wang Pingguan wanted to force the shark to turn like riding a horse's reins. However, as the blood gushed out again, the shark did turn, but it circled in the direction of the blood.
“emmm……”
A certain badger rolled its eyes, grabbed a ball of something it didn't know what it was with its left paw, and then raised its claw and threw it in the direction of the coast.
As the blood and mosaics spilled on the water, the shark under him finally swam in the direction of the shore according to Wang Ping's idea.
Every time the shark swam for a while, the bloody gas on the surface of the water disappeared, and it began to spin and struggle, Wang Ping would take a handful out of its gill slit and throw it into the sea in front of him.
Just swim all the way, throw all the way. When he was less than 50 meters away from the shore, Wang Ping once again put his claws into the gill slit, but he felt empty. Unconsciously, the gill tissue on this side has been cleaned by a badger, revealing a hideous hole.
And as the entire left gill disappears, the shark struggles less and less. Seeing that it was about to reach the shore, Wang Ping found that the goods had a tendency to sink.
"Don't, brother, if you insist on it, we're almost there!"
While patting the shark's head to "cheer up", a certain badger also took a handful of its right gills and grabbed a ball of slimy things and threw it into the sea water in front of it. The shark beneath him moved again and rushed forward for a while.
At this time, as a certain badger approached on a shark, everyone who was standing on the beach had retreated to the sand behind them, and then watched the shark slowly approach the shore, and then was pushed by the waves and stranded on the beach.
Wang Ping breathed a long sigh of relief, let go of his claws and jumped down, took a few steps forward before turning over and lying on the sand, never wanting to move again. This time I went to the sea, and the physical consumption was still secondary, mainly because it was too psychologically exciting. The heartbeat has not completely calmed down yet, and both hairy legs are soft.
Behind him, everyone gathered around and looked down at the shark, which was actually just over a meter long.
"Tsk, that's miserable......"
Han Daxia shook his head, and he didn't know if he was talking about a certain badger or a shark.
Hu Li carefully squatted down beside Wang Ping, and was about to reach out to pick him up, when Gu Laosan kicked the shark on the head. As a result, the shark, which was not yet dead, fluttered again.
"Ahh
The little fox was so frightened that he screamed, got up and ran behind Li Mengdie. Yang Xu pulled Gu Laosan with a dark face, while Ding Yi turned around and ran to the camp to get the sapper shovel, intending to end it.
At this time, Han Daxia, who was squatting on the other side, looked up at Gu Lang, and said as if he was mocking or sighing: "I also obeyed you, even if the crow's mouth is once or twice, why do you win the lottery every time?"
Now that there is no threat, everyone is relaxed, and Han Daxia also remembers what a certain salted fish said before a few people went to the sea.
"That's it, last time you said there was a flood, and as a result, our house was washed away!" Li Mengdie suddenly said.
"Also, on the day Jiuyang got sick, you went to find a sapper shovel, and it turned out that a fish died!"
"If you count the time when you catch the seagull...... Yang Xu turned his head to look at Gu Laosan: "This is already the fourth time, right?"
"Uh......" Gu Laosan was dumbfounded, and when everyone said this, he was also a little confused.
Wang Ping, who was lying on the sand and standing up, gradually reversed. Listen to the big guy's meaning, when Lao Tzu was surfing in the sea, Gu Laosan, the scourge, actually said that there were sharks in the sea?
It just so happened that at this time, Ding Yi had already run back with a sapper shovel, and when he heard everyone's words from a distance, he came to the front and answered: "That's it, you said before that there would be no sharks in this sea, but there were really sharks, how could there be such a coincidence!"
"I'll ...... anything"
Without waiting for Gu Laosan's rebuttal to be complete, he only heard Li Mengdie's exclamation, and a black shadow flashed in front of everyone's eyes, but a certain badger got up at some point, grabbed the surfboard that was still stuck in the shark's mouth with two paws, and picked up the shark and smashed it towards Gu Laosan in an extremely disobedient posture.
A salted fish screamed, and was directly smashed to the ground, and then as if it had eyes behind it, it didn't look at it, and got up and ran.
A badger rushed over, grabbed his surfboard again, and chased after the shark that was still writhing. Accompanied by someone's plea for mercy, as long as he got a little closer to Gu Laosan, he picked up the shark and slapped it over.
"Why are you hitting me again!"
"They're all talking nonsense, I didn't curse you"
"Boss, I was wrong...... Stop fighting!"
To tell the truth, everyone felt the strange relationship between Gu Lang and a certain badger, but it was the first time that they had seen someone beaten with their own eyes.
The eyelids of several male anchors jumped, and they subconsciously substituted themselves into the role of a salted fish, asking themselves whether they should fight back or beg for mercy in this situation. As a result, the more I thought about it, the darker my face became. Only the little fox held his nose and shouted that he deserved it.
Seeing that a salted fish was smashed on the beach again, and a badger held a shark to his head, Han Daxia pulled the corners of his mouth, shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Tsk, I know why Gu Lang calls him the boss......"