Chapter 269 This Ball Was Kicked by Him! I Swear! [Uncle Sausage Moe] Ten Thousand Rewards

"You deserve it, the third brother is really not wronged by this beating"

"When has Gu Laosan been beaten and wronged?"

"Why is Brother Pingtou's strength so great?"

"It's nothing for an animal to lift something several times heavier than itself."

"It's been a long time since I've seen my third brother being beaten, and I'm still a little used to it"

"Hitting people with sharks is unprecedented"

"Shark: It's too hard for me, I'm a mount and a weapon!"

kept chasing someone to the camp, and when Wang calmed down, the shark was also dead. I don't know if it's angry or painful. It can be called a model of death, and he has to be ...... when he dies Badgers are used as weapons to fight others. This is definitely hitting the human body and hurting in the heart of the fish.

Releasing the surfboard stuck in the fish's mouth, a certain badger shook his little sore arm and turned his head and ran to the beach to wash his paws. A small furry lump squatted on the shore, looking cute, and it was completely impossible to see that this thing was actually a "fierce beast" that liked to beat people.

Gu Laosan was still squatting there obediently, seeing that a certain badger had gone to the beach, but he smiled and leaned over to look at the dead shark, so that everyone who returned to the camp couldn't help but roll their eyes wildly, and secretly sighed at someone's thick skin.

Yang Xu leaned over and shook the shark twice, and found that this time it was really dead, so he shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Heh, this afternoon meal has been settled. ”

"I don't eat shark meat!"

Without waiting for the others to say anything, the little fox immediately shook his head and refused. Seeing that everyone was looking at her curiously, she covered her mouth, her eyes were bent, and she smiled evilly: "You will know if you taste it......"

Among these anchors, Hu Li is half a gourmet, and if she wants to say that this meat is not delicious, everyone absolutely believes it. But looking at her expression now, I'm afraid it's not just not delicious.

Yang Xu thought about it, turned around and took the sapper shovel carried by Ding Yi, stepped forward to cut off a piece of shark skin, tore off a piece of fish meat and stuffed it directly into his mouth. Then everyone watched as a hint of strangeness suddenly appeared on his face.

"What's wrong? Why do you have this expression?" Ding Yi said in surprise.

"Poof......" The little fox almost laughed, hurriedly covered his mouth, and hid behind Li Mengdie.

Seeing this, Gu Laosan inexplicably thought that he was the second among the crowd to dare to eat raw fish meat and insects in front of the camera, so he was proud, so he also reached out and tore off a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. However, before he chewed it twice, he retched and spit it out, fanned his tongue and said, ", why is it bitter and salty, what does it taste like..."

"It's the smell of urine......"

Without waiting for Gu Laosan to finish speaking, he listened to Yang Xu say in a quiet tone.

Yang Xu once drank urine once when he was doing a live broadcast of the desert, because he couldn't find a water source. That smell is unforgettable for him.

It's just that I didn't expect that eating a fish on this island would bring back that memory, so my face was so weird. coupled with the tone of what he just said, it is simply a look of seeing through the vicissitudes of the world, which is a gimmick.

"Haha!"

Hu Li couldn't hold it back any longer, and bent over with a smile directly behind Li Mengdie. When the others thought of Yang Xu's past experience, and then looked at his current appearance, they also laughed to the ground. Ding Yi, who has never been smiling, laughed out of his saliva.

Gu Laosan's face turned green, and he hurriedly got up and ran to rinse his mouth. While retching, he complained that the little fox was cheating him.

The performance of a salted fish made Yang Xu speechless, and he looked at Hu Li with a faint look in his eyes and sighed, which made the little fox who had finally calmed down laugh again.

In fact, she was just embarrassed to say that because sharks do not have urination organs, they all urinate through the skin, so the fish meat contains a lot of urea. Of course, it will smell like urine.

If this is processed in a restaurant or at home, there are countless ways to remove the smell of meat, but at present, everyone on this island only has boiling water and salt, and I am afraid it will be difficult to clean it up.

And thinking of this process, I am afraid that even if the taste is removed, the two girls will never eat it, so Hu Li shouted that she would not eat shark meat.

"Tsk, it's a pity for this shark fin..."Han Daxia shook his head and sighed as he carried the triangular fin on the shark's back.

"Brother Han, if you don't dislike it, this shark fin will be cut off. Ding Yi leaned over and said with a smile: "Anyway, we'll go back from the island tomorrow, won't we find a seafood restaurant to process it then?"

"Hey, that makes sense!" Han Daxia's eyes lit up.

Here, Wang Ping finally washed off the strange things in the cracks of his paws, and when he smelled nothing too big, he turned around and walked back, just in time to hear everyone arguing about the shark fin method.

I don't know why, this time when I heard about the delicious food, the stomach of a certain badger didn't react at all, and it didn't seem to be interested in shark fin.

The time seemed to be early, but Wang Ping felt that more than a day had passed, and he didn't know if he was scared. When it hangs in the mouth of a shark and rolls in the sea, it is like a year.

Surfing in the sea, a certain badger doesn't dare. Thinking that he still had half a bag of beef jerky, he didn't go over to join in the fun, turned around and walked back to his chaise longue, buttoned his small sunglasses to his face, and comfortably nibbled on the beef jerky.

Shark meat can't be eaten, and the sea doesn't dare to go down, bored, Ding Yi suddenly thought of something, and asked Han Daxia to disembowelist the shark, find out the swim bladder, and weave a football out of soft rattan himself.

This proposal was unanimously praised by everyone, and even the two women, who are usually not interested in football, are eager to try it.

A certain badger sighed secretly in his chair, these people are really idle, there is no time to stop. It's rare to have such a relaxing moment, isn't it good to lie down?

In Jeddah, a block three kilometers from the coast, a beautiful blonde woman came out of a gym with a bag and walked across the road to the opposite neighborhood.

Twenty meters behind her, a man in a black hood stopped across the road, and after disappearing around a corner, he quickly crossed the road and followed.

However, as soon as I ran around the corner, the path in front of me was empty. Just as he was in doubt, a cold voice sounded behind him.

Yuan Xiaoxiao walked out of the shadows with a cold face and said in Italian: "You're early!"

"Hehe, I have nothing to do anyway, so I'll take it as a vacation!"

The man turned and took off his hood, but it was a brown-haired man with a beard on his face. With big brown eyes and a tall nose, he looks a little handsome. I don't know if Italy is really rich in handsome guys, or if the ugly ones hide at home and don't go out.

"Shirley, we haven't seen each other in a long time, aren't you welcome me?"

The man approached with a smile and reached out to touch Yuan Xiaoxiao's face, but before he could touch it, a paratrooper knife was already between his legs.

"Since you're going on vacation, then you should go to the other side, find a deck chair, and look at the beautiful women comfortably, what do you think?"

"Wow, you're still so cool!"

The man retracted his hand, but he didn't answer, just looked at the residential area behind him with a smile, and said meaningfully: "Unexpectedly, you still bought a house here!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao frowned slightly, quickly stretched out again, and snorted coldly: "I like to buy a house!"

"Okay, okay! Relax, women should not be too sensitive, they will get old!"

The man turned his head with a smile and said, "The boss asked me to partner with you, it's not good for you to always guard against me like this!

"You'd better stay in a hotel!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao turned around and walked out, saying in her mouth: "Go to my house, I'm afraid I won't be able to help but kill you!"

……

"Gu Laosan, I'm going to kill you!"

At this moment, Wang Ping was facing sand and looked at Gu Lang with an embarrassed face in front of him angrily.

On the beach beside him, the recliner was tilted on its side, and a pair of small sunglasses and beef jerky were scattered on the floor.

A rattan ball stuffed with a swim bladder in the middle is landing on the side.

"It's over, what can I do?" a salted fish sighed in his heart, and looked at his friends not far away as if asking for help.

However, the people who were still happily playing football together just now are looking at the sea at the moment, chatting and chatting, and staring at their fingers in a daze, but no one is looking here.

"It's not righteous!"

Gu Laosan was disdainful, and suddenly pointed at Han Daxia, who was looking up at the sky, and said to Wang Ping righteously: "Boss, this ball was kicked by him!

"!" Han Daxia exclaimed: "Gu Lang, do you still want face?"