Lu Yifan: "Guanyin Daxian, I can't afford your old man's mantra ......"

King Yama: "I have Meng Po soup just boiled by Meng Po, one drop becomes dementia, and two drops come to see me!"

Lu Yifan: "I'm not trying to kill people!!! please, I just want people to forget the memory of a certain period of time!"

Buddha Rulai: "Amitabha, the great compassion mantra of the poor monk, can relieve all the suffering in the world and forget the troubles of the red dust,.。 The current price is only 100 million cents!

Buy one get two free, and also come with the latest photo collection of the Buddha!

It's better to take action than to be tempted, come and buy it!

Lu Yifan was speechless.

Take refuge in my Buddha?

This is a special brainwashing spell!

That group of contestants has converted to you, where can I find someone to help you group of second-class immortals record a show!

Bite!

Just then, the phone vibrated a little.

Sun Wukong: "An immortal friend, in fact, my master Sanzang Master has a weakened tightening spell, which he created. If you need it, my grandson can send you my master's WeChat business card. ”

Lu Yifan: "Woo woo woo, it's still the Great Sage who is good to me! You and Zixia Fairy deserve to grow old for the rest of your life!"

Sun Wukong: "That...... In fact, my grandson is also a little selfish...... I'm not as good as you say......"

Lu Yifan: "It's okay Great Sage, just say what you need me to do." ”

Sun Wukong: "Didn't you add a separate role to Fairy Chang'e before! Aren't you finished with a few chapters left?

Can I add a separate character to my grandson in the next book?

It's okay if it doesn't work, I'll still give you Master's WeChat. ”

Lu Yifan: "This is too simple! I will have no problem taking you as the protagonist in the next book!"

Monkey King: "Really?"

Lu Yifan: "Great Sage, wait a minute!"

What book to write for Monkey King?

Do you still need to ask?

Naturally, before the Heavenly Wish Charm was not modified in the world, it became popular all over the Internet!

Of course, it is impossible to code out Sun Wukong right away now, so I can only give him a short introduction first.

Five minutes later, Lu Yifan sent the written introduction to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong, who was holding his mobile phone, heard the mobile phone ringing, and immediately opened WeChat to take a look.

"Title: Wukong.

Content:

Many years ago, some people called me Monkey King, and many years later, some people called me to fight and defeat the Buddha.

In fact, whether it is Monkey King or Fighting Buddha, they are just two names of a monkey.

Self-enlightenment, there is no demon in the world. I sat on a ninefold lotus all day long, meditating for thousands of years.

My heart is as calm as an ancient well.

But one day, when I was on my way to a meeting, I passed by a mountain that was overgrown with weeds and barren.

For some reason, I thought it sounded familiar. The boy under the seat told me that it was called Huaguo Mountain.

I had a moment of confusion.

It turns out that I have also fought with the sky!

Five hundred years to see the peach blossoms, but I have forgotten my true self......"

After reading a short introduction, Sun Wukong's hand holding the phone trembled!

My eyes are red!

Tears flowed uncontrollably!

Seeing this, the Zixia Fairy beside him asked, "Husband, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Wukong laughed while crying: "It's nothing...... I just remembered the days when I used to cultivate immortals in the mortal Huaguo Mountain...... I don't know how many of my monkeys and monkeys are still living in the mortal dust......

Wife, I miss Huaguo Mountain......"

Zixia Fairy hugged Sun Wukong distressedly and said, "I feel sorry for my husband!

After crying for a few minutes, Sun Wukong replied to Lu Yifan: "Those who know me, Yifan also!

This is my master Tang Sanzang's WeChat business card, and I will explain to him later that you are adding him.

Master loves my grandson the most, and I believe that he will definitely give me this face and send you a weakened version of the tightening spell. ”

Lu Yifan: "Thank you, Great Sage!"

Sun Wukong: "I should say that I am grateful to my old grandson, the words of a fan immortal friend, which made my cultivation bottleneck that has not been loosened for a long time have signs of rupture."

I now have a deeper understanding of the Heavenly Dao!"

Lu Yifan didn't expect that he was just a few short articles written by a few people who didn't plagiarize anyone, and it would be helpful for the cultivation of such an awesome character as Qitian Great Sage!

Clicking on the business card sent by Sun Wukong, Lu Yifan chose to apply for Tang Sanzang as a friend.

Bite!

After clicking on the business card for a minute, the famous Sanzang Grand Master, Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Buddha, agreed to Lu Yifan's friend request.

Tang Seng: "Amitabha, hello to a mortal immortal friend! If you want people to forget their short-term memories, just look for a poor monk! The poor monk's weakened version of the mantra is only rented and not sold, only 50,000 immortal coins a day, and a free hoop spa is also included!"

I rub!

is worthy of being the disciple of the Buddha, how can this virtue be as undisciplined as the Buddha!

Lu Yifan: "Uh...... I don't want to rent...... Can't Master Sanzang send me? I was recommended by your eldest apprentice, Sun Wukong!"

Tang Seng: "Amitabha, the so-called brother still settles accounts! Besides, now that my apprentices are all over the world, the dead monkey has not paid tribute to me for tens of thousands of years, so I will let him die!"

But for his sake, I'll give you a 9.9% discount!"

Nima!

Who is going to be miserable with 9.9% off?

Sun Wukong's face is too worthless!

"Lao Tzu's book can earn twenty or thirty thousand immortal coins a month, and he has to be deducted 20% of the tax by the old guy of the Jade Emperor! If this is just a weakened version of the tight spell that rents you for a day, it will all be spent, and I will lose too much!"

Lu Yifan was a little unhappy.

But if you don't pay these immortal coins, you can't let these players in front of you forget about the things that happened that day just now, and calm down to record a show for the immortals.

"Forget it, I can't bear to let the child find a wolf, you can earn more immortal coins when they are gone, this show is done, I can ask the immortals for copyright fees!" Lu Yifan thought about it in his heart, and was about to send immortal coins to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng sent a message again: "Do you think it's too expensive? That's it, in fact, I see that the character profile you wrote for Wukong is quite good, if you can also give me a similarly wonderful profile, how about this weakened version of the poor monk's tight spell sold to you for 20,000 immortal coins?"

Lu Yifan couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard this!

It's a good business!

Lu Yifan: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say! Master Sanzang, you wait a while, and I'll write it for you!"

Tang Seng: "Please be sure to write the aesthetic freehand, that is, there is a sense of decadent beauty at a glance, thank you." ”

Nima!

Still decadent beauty?

Is this really the Great Master of Sanzang?

Are you sure it didn't come from to kill Matt, non-mainstream?