In any case, in order to get this weakened version of the tightening spell, even if the other party kills Matt Lu Yifan, he has to be praised as a Buddha!

A minute later, Lu Yifan wrote the paragraph and sent it to Tang Seng.

"Title: Tang Seng

Content:

There are only two kinds of monsters in the world, those who want to eat me and those who want to sleep with me. They usually have only one outcome, and that is to be killed.

I have met a lot of Alluring Colors, and they keep saying that they like me, but in fact, I know very well that what they like is the cultivation of the reincarnation of the golden cicada.

There is only one mortal, she said she loved me and wanted to give me the country. I've heard countless lies from women, but this one is true.

I turned her down and didn't look at her the whole time. She was sad.

Many years later, everyone in the world praised the holy monk for not being confused by beauty, only I know.

Some people can be wrong just by looking at it. ”

Some people can be wrong just by looking at it!!

Tang Seng Buddha's heart trembled!

When I close my eyes, my mind is full of the beautiful and moving delicate face of the king of the daughter country!

"Look and ask the holy monk, is my daughter beautiful?daughter ~~~ is not beautiful ~~~~"

The ballad sung by the king of the daughter country echoed in Tang Seng's ears again.

Tang Seng smiled and shed tears, and muttered with a crazy face: "Everyone in the world praises the holy monk for not being confused by beauty...... Hahahaha!

How did they know that when I left my daughter's kingdom, I said four words to the king of my daughter's kingdom: If there is an afterlife!

Ninety-nine eighty-one is difficult, and the saddest thing is actually the relationship......

Now that I have become an immortal and a Buddha, she no longer knows where the reincarnation is......"

Lu Yifan didn't know, he wrote a short article casually, and made the Buddha's heart mess up with holy monks such as Jin Chanzi!

Ten minutes later.

Lu Yifan looked far away and found that the new bus sent by the voice was coming.

Not only did he say anxiously: "Holy monk, kiss the Great Master of Sanzang! Can you do it? I gave you the money, and I wrote you a joke, so we can't owe the wages of the migrant workers!"

Bite!

At this moment, Tang Seng's red envelope was finally sent.

I'll rob!

"Congratulations, you grabbed a red envelope from Tang Seng and got a copy of "Three Hundred Children's Songs", which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Three Hundred Children's Songs": Tang Seng created a weakened version of the mantra to restrain Sun Wukong, which needs to be sung with dance movements to be effective, and after singing, it can make people forget the memory of a short period of time. ”

Child......

Three hundred children's songs?!

Is this the weakened version of the Tightening Mantra created by your Tang Sanzang?

Let's not talk about whether it's good or not......

How shameful it is for you to let me sing nursery rhymes in public, and dance such mentally retarded dance moves on this!

"No matter, let's extract and use it first!"

Lu Yifan said, extracted "Three Hundred Children's Songs" from the Treasure Pavilion, and clicked to use it.

Then, Lu Yifan stubbornly said to the frightened contestants at the scene: "Everyone, please come here, I want to perform a show for everyone to suppress the shock." ”

At this time, everyone could be said to be obedient to Lu Yifan, and they did not dare to disobey his orders.

Lu Yifan twisted his body, like a maggot, pouted his ass and sang:

"Child, child, why are you so bad~~~

Bullying, deception, why did you do it~~~~

Learn to be a good child and love each other~~~~

Care is in the heart, full of color~~~~"

Groove !!

Everyone's hearts are one groove after another!

What is this Lu Yifan doing?

Such shameful dance moves, such shameful lyrics, he actually sang it?

Everyone looked at Lu Yifan with black lines on their faces, and for a while, the audience was speechless.

Lu Yifan's shame has exploded to the extreme!

If this "Three Hundred Children's Songs" is not good, I will have to hack you to death Tang Seng!" Lu Yifan said secretly in his heart.

"Good girl, come back soon~~~~

I have been open for you in my arms, and I want to repent sincerely~~~

You will always be my favorite child, come back~~~~

We must study hard to look back for the future and be a filial child~~~~

Originally, human nature is kind like a child~~~~"

When the song was finished, Lu Yifan could vaguely see wisps of transparent images rising from the top of everyone's heads.

Those images are the scene when he fought with Chen Mo just now!

When all these images rose and evaporated, everyone's eyes showed a look of confusion.

Yao Na looked at Lu Yifan suspiciously and asked, "Just now...... What happened? Why don't I remember anything?"

it!

It's so good!

Lu Yifan immediately said nonsense: "There was a car accident just now, Li Yang has died in an accident, and all of us may have been hit on the head, and now we are a little frustrated." ”

As soon as Lu Yifan finished speaking, everyone nodded dumbly, as if accepting this new memory.

Five minutes later, everyone got on the bus again, and they talked and laughed and went to the Jiangdong audition site in Sesame Terrace again.

"This Nima is better than any sweat medicine or anesthetic! If I like a girl, after I get strong first, I will sing her a piece of this thing, and make sure that she will have to talk and laugh with her brother.

Wow Ka Ka Ka It's so frustrating, there is wood!" Lu Yifan said secretly in his heart.

......

......

"Authentic herbal tea, authentic voice, welcome to watch "The Voice of China" titled by JDB, I am your host Hua Shao......"

At the scene of the audition, hearing this series of opening lines without even breathing, Lu Yifan was quite proud.

This is the apprentice brought out by Lao Tzu himself!

Lu Yifan stood behind the stage, looking at the players who were concentrating on singing, and there was no trace of nervousness in his heart.

Anyway, it doesn't matter to me whether I win or lose, as long as I can show the effect, even if I am eliminated. Lu Yifan thought relaxedly.

Yao Na couldn't help but be speechless next to Lu Yifan: "You should hurry up and practice for a while!

"It's okay, I'm just here to play. Besides, brother is confident in his own strength, you can just look at it!" Lu Yifan said with great confidence.

At this time, the chief director Ou Yangming secretly walked into the backstage and found Lu Yifan.

"Teacher Fanyu, do you need me to say hello to a few tutors and let them take care of you?" asked Ou Yangming respectfully.

"No, just be a normal player. I'm just here to play, there's no need to cheat. Lu Yifan said lightly.

Ou Yangming nodded and left.

"Let's welcome the four mentors with a round of applause for our wonderful opening performance!" ????

Every time Hua Shao said the name of a mentor, the lights on the stage lit up. As Hua Shao's infectious voice passed, the four mentors began to perform the masterpieces of other mentors.

Jiangdong City is the third largest city in China after the imperial capital and the magic capital, and it is also expected that this place will be selected as the second stop of the audition.

(I'm catching up on the last chapter!I haven't stopped since I got off work!I've been coding words!I haven't eaten!!)

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