Chapter 154: I Want to Recite a Poem
Wang Qian and Li Kun were holding a broom and dustpan to clean up the broken glass on the ground, and the rubber gloves in the pet bath were just used to prevent accidentally cutting their hands. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Zhang Zi'an stepped on the cat food and dog food all over the ground, looking for it from a messy pet supplies area and consumables area, picking out the intact goods, and cleaning up the rest for a while, otherwise it will taste bad in a few days.
"Is Mr. Store Manager there?"
As soon as Zhang Zi'an heard this voice, he knew that it was the anchor Xiaoxue who came.
"Inside. He said.
"Wow!" Xiaoxue was startled by the messy scene as soon as she came in, and it seemed that Zhang Zi'an and they had already cleaned up some of it, and it was hard to imagine what it was like before.
"Mr. Store Manager, are you alright?" she looked at Zhang Zi'an worriedly.
"It's okay, you're here for live broadcast?" Zhang Zi'an stood up from a squatting position.
"Is it okay? if it's inconvenient......" Xiaoxue hesitated.
Zhang Zi'an put the two cans of cat food that he picked up back on the shelves, "There's nothing inconvenient." ”
"Oh, then I'll go live. ”
Xiaoxue launched the live broadcast app.
"Hello everyone, I'm Xiaoxue, welcome to my live broadcast room! Our slogan is eating, drinking, playing, having fun, in, Binhai ......" Before her slogan was finished, she saw that the audience pouring into the live broadcast room had exceeded 10,000, and it was still rising!
It is conceivable that these are all attracted by videos on AB station and Weibo.
"Where is the Great Martial Arts Master?"
"We're going to see the Great Martial Arts Master!"
"I don't care, I don't want a martial arts master, I want a sexual harassment fraudster store manager!"
"The streamer is beautiful!
Xiao Xue pointed the camera at the mess at the ground at the right time, and said: "Xiao Xue is in the Qiyuan pet store now, everyone can see that the store has indeed had an accident." ”
She moved her phone slowly, and the target of the shot changed from the ground to the smashed, deformed shelves, then at the overturned cash register, and then at the shattered floor-to-ceiling glass door......
"Damn!
"It doesn't look like a fake......"
"Nonsense! It's not fake, I've been to this shop before!"
"Isn't this offending someone......?"
"Xiaoxue, is the store manager really okay?"
Xiaoxue pointed the camera at Zhang Zi'an, "Mr. Store Manager, let's say a few words to everyone." ”
Zhang Zi'an walked over, gestured to the camera, and said: "I have left the cabin, I feel good, please rest assured that the people of the motherland!"
"Damn! I'm really relieved to see that the manager is still so cheating on me!"
"This is the legendary Wing Chun Grand Master?
"You don't have to look good, you know?"
"Xiaoxue, ask the sexual harassment store manager if he will be Wing Chun!"
Xiaoxue was actually quite concerned, so she asked, "Mr. Store Manager, many people say that you are the Grand Master of Wing Chun, is it true?"
Zhang Zi'an nodded solemnly, "That's right." ”
"Fake, right? The real Grand Master will definitely be humble at this time. ”
"Can the store manager put on a show? ”
Zhang Zi'an cleared his throat and said, "It's impossible to perform, because there is no opponent. The last batch of seven people who asked me to perform have already gone out lying down. In the past, my opponent hung like a king, but now the grave is full of green grass!"
The audience was furious!
"it!
"I want to recite a poem too, okay?"
"No, don't chant violently!"
“......”
"Xiaoxue, we don't want to look at the fraudster's store manager anymore, let's see if the pets in the store are injured!"
Xiaoxue refocused the camera on the store.
In order to facilitate the cleaning, the display case that is still intact has been moved to the wall, the puppies were frightened last night, and today they are a little sluggish, and they all hang their heads in the corner, and the kittens are also a little uneasy.
"Good poor little ones. ”
"Yes, it must be the barge store manager who pretended to be too much and suffered retribution, and as a result, these little cuties were affected. ”
"Xiaoxue, I'll give you some money, deduct half of the platform points, and transfer the rest to the store manager for me. But you have to tell him that it's not for him, it's for the pets in the store. "Someone tipped.
"Count me in. "[The lonely illustrator] rewarded a bear's paw and left a message
"Although I hate this sexually harassing store manager, I can't bear to let the pets in the store be homeless. "[Coastal natives] rewarded ten bear's paws and left a message.
"The local tyrant has made a move!"
"Onlookers Shenhao!"
[Binhai native]: "It's not a tyrant, it's an indigenous!"
......
A large number of tips frequently floated across the screen, and the density was higher than any of Xiaoxue's previous live broadcasts.
Xiaoxue was a little at a loss, staring blankly at her phone, and it took a while to come back to her senses, and said in a panic: "Mr. Store Manager, lend me a calculator!"
Wang Qian and Li Kun turned over the table at the cash register, although they were smashed several times by a golf club, but the basic function of the table can still be used, Xiaoxue borrowed a chair and sat down, and asked for a blank paper and a calculator, and began to count and calculate the number of tips from netizens.
Zhang Zi'an wanted to remind him that you idiots don't know how to get an Alipay account to reward, so you don't have to be deducted half by the platform, but after thinking about it, you swallowed it back. Frequent large rewards can play a role in promoting Xiaoxue's live broadcast room, and viewers who were originally watching the live broadcast in other rooms will also be attracted to it, and the pros and cons can basically cancel each other.
"Mr. Manager, I've calculated the amount of money that everyone has given to the pet store. Xiaoxue beckoned to him and motioned for him to come and see.
"Really, how many?" Zhang Zi'an heard this, and immediately put down the work at hand and walked over.
Xiaoxue looked at the records written on the paper and said, "A total of 27 bear paws, 45 hairy crabs, and 614 five-kernel mooncakes, a total of 34,570 yuan......
"So much!" Zhang Zi'an suddenly became excited, "Am I already an Internet celebrity? Do you want to open a live broadcast room and then lie down to collect money?"
Xiaoxue's live broadcast has not stopped, and the audience immediately scolded.
"You fraudster, the store manager, can only show the live broadcast to the ghost!"
"Xiaoxue, I regret it now, can I get my money back?"
Xiaoxue explained: "34,570 yuan, half of which is 17,285 after the live broadcast platform is divided. Everyone said that this money cannot be handed over to you, and I will keep it for the time being. She didn't mention the tax deduction because she was going to make up for it herself.
Damn! Zhang Zi'an is very depressed, am I so untrustworthy?
I heard that some Internet celebrities receive tips of tens or millions, and they can earn one house a day, but I don't know if it's true or not. The popularity of Xiaoxue's live broadcast room is not low, why is it not the same as the legend? Sure enough, it is because those are national big anchors and Xiaoxue is just a local small anchor?
Although he is giggling on the surface, his heart is also full of warmth, and those viewers who quarrel with him on the live broadcast platform all day long have actually regarded him as friends.
"No need. He shook his head and refused, "I'm not rejecting everyone's kindness, it's just that there are more stray cats and dogs out there waiting for rescue, so let's use the money on them." ”
Lao Cha, who had closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, opened his eyes slightly, although it was very weak, but it did feel that the chivalrous spirit was recondensing in the small shop. Seeing that the road is uneven, it is chivalrous to draw a sword to help, and it is also chivalrous to help one party when one party is in trouble.
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It seems that the ultraviolet vision of chapter 151 has been disputed by readers?
Cats have ultraviolet vision and can see the ultraviolet spectrum emitted by the urine of other animals, which is used to avoid enemies and hunt. For details, see page 25 of the September 2015 issue of "Pet World: Cat Lovers".
For the sake of me being so serious, how many monthly passes can I give?