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Liu Sanlang glanced at the cute selfie avatar in the QQ avatar list, pressed win+L to lock the system, stood up and went to the coffee machine to pour coffee. The free coffee provided by the company is not good, but at least refreshing, which is very helpful for him who works with code all day.

After pouring the coffee, he was about to go back to his seat to see if she had replied, but when he turned his head, he noticed that the company's new intern, Ye Yu, was lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone again, and there was a female intern Bei Feng watching from the side.

Liu Sanlang frowned very dissatisfied, and coughed in a low voice, hoping to arouse their attention, stop playing with their mobile phones, if they were found by the boss patrol, they might not have any hope of staying in the company.

It's a pity that Ye Yu is playing with his mobile phone more and more energetically, his two thumbs are clicking wildly on the screen, his eyebrows are dancing, he doesn't know what he is playing, and Sad Wind is also pointing excitedly on the side, and he didn't hear Liu Sanlang's cough reminder at all.

Liu Sanlang looked around for a moment to confirm that there was no sign of the boss, so he walked over and knocked on Ye Yu's desk with his knuckles, "Hey, what are you doing?

Night Feather was startled, her phone slipped, and she fell to the ground. The sad wind stuck out his tongue and quickly slipped away.

Liu Sanlang's heart tightened, looking at them like this, they wouldn't be the so-called office couples, right? Ye Yu is so weak, he actually dares to eat the grass by the nest?

"I'm sorry, senior, I don't dare anymore!" Ye Yu didn't bother to pick up his phone, stood up and bowed his head embarrassedly.

"Fortunately, I saw it, if the boss saw it, you think about what the consequences would be. Liu Sanlang put on the posture of his predecessor and said earnestly.

He and Ye Yu graduated from the same university and the same college, so Ye Yu has been called a "senior" since he entered the company for an internship, which makes Liu Sanlang very useful, and he mentions him from time to time, including this time.

"I'm so sorry, thank you, senior!" Ye Yu nodded hurriedly, "I promise never again!"

"Well, it's good to know. Liu Sanlang bent down to help him pick up the phone from the ground, "I see that you are too focused, this is very dangerous." ”

The phone showed not a game screen, but a screen full of photos of the dog - this kind of dog Liu Sanlang had seen in the community, it seemed to be called Schnauzer, and he looked like a white-bearded grandfather.

"What are you doing here, and selling dogs part-time?" he asked, puzzled.

"No, how can it be......" Ye Yu looked around embarrassedly, lowered his voice and said, "Senior, I just tell you, don't spread the word to the outside world." I'm borrowing a dog to make a girl......"

"Huh?" Liu Sanlang opened his mouth wide, his hand trembled, and half of the coffee spilled out.

"Don't hide it from my predecessors, I have been a single dog for 23 years, and I desperately want to get rid of my singles, so I made this decision. Ye Yu was even more embarrassed, and said with a red face, "If I don't take off the list again, I will become a leftover man." ”

"Wait a minute, you tell me clearly, what's going on?" Liu Sanlang asked impatiently.

Ye Yu was stunned, "Senior, do you have to say it now, what if the boss comes?"

"Boss is a piece of!

"Uh...... All right. ”

Liu Sanlang's attitude changed so quickly that Ye Yu was particularly puzzling. He thought for a moment and said, "Senior, you know that many girls like small animals, right? I went to a pet store and bought a puppy, and that's how I made a calculation - posting photos of dogs on the Internet to attract fans, so as to get close to the girl, and I can also increase the chance of meeting the girl by walking the dog......"

"Did you succeed?" asked Liu Sanlang.

"Ahem...... Well...... "Night Feather swallowed.

"Speak quickly!"

"Don't hide it from my predecessors, the plan to walk the dog is a failure, I bought the dog only to find out that the dog is all old men, old ladies and middle-aged people, and there are few girls walking the dog...... I'm about to become a friend of the middle-aged women in the community now!" Night Feather said dejectedly.

“......”

"But ah, I inquired, in fact, my sister has a lot of dogs, but it's just troublesome, so I pushed the task of walking the dog to my parents or grandparents. Night Feather cheered up and said, "And now it is popular to raise cats and dogs, do you know?"

"Cloud cats and cloud dogs?" Liu Sanlang seemed to have heard these two words before, but he never cared.

That is to say, many people have no time to raise cats and dogs because they are busy with life and work, so they drool over other people's cats and dogs on the Internet, imagining that they are their own cats and dogs. Nightfeather explained.

"So what? Did you soak the girl through the dog?" Liu Sanlang listened impatiently.

"There is hope - that's all I can say. Night Feather looked at the back of the sad wind, "Why do seniors care about this? seniors should have girlfriends, right?"

Liu Sanlang said vaguely: "Well, it's a ......."

He turned around a little dejectedly, took two steps, and then turned back and said, "Don't play with your phone anymore! I want to go home to the girl! If the boss sees it, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”

"I understand!" Nightfeather assured.

Liu Sanlang took half of the coffee he had spilled, returned to his seat, entered the password to unlock the system, and looked at the cute selfie avatar in the QQ avatar list again, and the name under the avatar was "Shishi".

In the morning, he carefully sent a message to Shishi: Shishi, is there anything wrong with your computer? If you have any questions, feel free to come to me.

He and Shishi are in the same company, but they are not a department, and it is usually difficult to meet, and they can't say a few words when they meet. Shishi is usually tired of being with Zhao Qi and a few other good girlfriends, and only when the computer fails, she thinks of Liu Sanlang.

Liu Sanlang didn't think about it, maybe he was really cheap, obviously people were not interesting to him, why did he rush to please her? But whenever he saw her lovely smile, his heart defense collapsed again.

Doodle!

Shishi's avatar flickered.

Liu Sanlang clicked on her avatar at the speed of his hand that had been single for many years, and then stared at the pop-up dialog box with the eyes of a traveler in the desert seeing an oasis—a series of actions that didn't even go through the brain's thoughts.

Shishi: No problem.

It's just three simple words, as if it would be a waste to say one more word.

Liu Sanlang pondered for a moment, did she say that the computer was fine, or did she say - no problem, I will come to you if there is something?

He hoped it was the latter.

If only her words could be represented by simple 0s and 1s.

That's right! He clicked on the picture that Shishi had just updated and said, there was a speech with a scissorhand selfie - so annoying, another girlfriend has become a cat slave!

He watched her pout.

He carefully sent out another message: Shishi, you hate cats?

I thought I would have to wait for a few more hours, but it turned out to be almost a second - I hate it to death! Girlfriends have been snatched away by cats!

He sent again: Then do you hate dogs?

This time I waited for a while, and Shishi replied - dogs, if it's a cute type, don't hate it.

He sent again: Do you have a dog?

Shishi: No, it's troublesome to have cats and dogs.

Liu Sanlang remembered the "cloud raising cats and cloud raising dogs" just mentioned, and immediately pulled down the contact list, found Ye Yu's network ID from the bottom - the Great Chief of Thunder Cliff, and sent a message to ask: Where did you buy your dog......? My friend also wants to learn how you make a girl.

My friends, my neighbors, my colleagues, my classmates...... This series is really versatile.