Lu Yifan: "Everyone, I'm just doing it with a gesture, I really can't stand your gratitude so much!"

King Yama: "Immortal friend, you are too modest!

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "You don't know, Sister Guanyin, I haven't been so happy for a long time! You can't afford it, who can't afford it?"

Rulai Buddha: "Amitabha Buddha! "The Most Dazzling National Style" has simply conquered the hearts of poor monks! Give you 10,000 likes!"

Yang Jian: ""Little Apple" is also very powerful!"

Clairvoyant: "Yifan Immortal Friend, you are simply the savior of our group of empty nest immortals!"

......

Lu Yifan: "Ahem, since everyone wants to thank me so much, then I'm not modest." Everyone means it, just give me any immortal weapon, artifact, or send me a red envelope of 18 million immortal coins privately.

Let's not pick, give whatever you want!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "What, I suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a lot of carp waiting to hear me chant in the South China Sea, so I took the first step." ”

Yang Jian: "Oh, I haven't fed the dog food today! ”

Clairvoyant: "Hey, my second brother's ear seems to have been plugged by a two-ton earwax, I have to help." ”

"Yes, yes, I was ...... by two tons Your sister, two-ton earwax, are you trying to crush me!"

......

As soon as they said that they wanted magic weapons and red envelopes, these unscrupulous immortals all found various reasons to dive.

Lu Yifan is angry!

Your sister's!

Okay, I'm a great hero of the Heavenly Court?

Okay, I saved you empty nesters?

Rulai Buddha: "Amitabha, you are too cheesy, sauce purple, not good, not good!"

Lu Yifan: "Buddha, then let me ask you, how long is 10,000 years for you?"

Buddha Nyolai: "Hehe, just a minute." ”

Lu Yifan: "What is the magic weapon, the immortal coin, to you?"

Buddha Rulai: "Artifacts, immortal coins, etc., are just like dung to me." ”

Lu Yifan: "Then in that case, the Buddha will give me a few hundred catties of dung!"

Buddha Nyolai: "Wait for me for a minute." ”

Your sister's!

How did I get myself into the trap?

If the Buddha held the mobile phone, his earlobes were standing up with a smile.

Quack, sample!

I don't know if Brother Rulai and I can confront ten thousand people before I ascend?

With your IQ, you still want to trick me?

"I'm waiting for one minute, maybe the next, when I see your dodging eyes, I won't let sad tears hang on your face......"

After a while, Lu Yifan heard the singing voice sent to him privately by the Buddha, singing "Wait a Minute".

"This Buddha, Zhen Nyima is bad!" Lu Yifan listened to the voice of the Buddha on his mobile phone and said speechlessly.

I thought that I could get some red envelopes with the credit of this "square dance", but who knew that this group of immortals would be so picky.

The disappointed Lu Yifan was about to quit the chat group.

Bite!

"Jizo Bodhisattva asked to add you as a friend, do you agree?"

Jizo Bodhisattva?

I'll go!

The true Lord of Hell!

Among the Three Realms, the master of the underworld!

Must add!

Agree!

Jizo Bodhisattva: "Yifan Immortal Friend, the square dance you invented is so charming! Now that I've spread it to the entire underworld, I've made all the imps jump on it, and they're happy now!"

It is said that if you have the opportunity, you must meet you, the inventor of square dance, and compete with you in square dance. ”

Lu Yifan: "Khan ...... Jizo Bodhisattva has won the prize. What, don't let them come to me, I'm busy......"

Your sister's!

The ghosts of the whole underworld are coming to me, I can't be scared to death!

Jizo Bodhisattva: "You don't know that Yifan Immortal Friend, since you have your "The Voice" and square dance, the resentment of our underworld has been greatly reduced.

Especially those thousand-year-old female ghosts, they all said that they knew that there was such an attractive dance in the mortal world, and why did they stay in the underworld with resentment! How good it would be to be reincarnated in the human world earlier!"

Lu Yifan: "I didn't expect square dancing to have this effect." ”

Jizo Bodhisattva: "What's that...... In fact, I am looking for a fairy friend of you, I want to bring over the original songs of those songs sung by the Jade Emperor. I don't know if it's inconvenient for Xianyou to give ......"

Lu Yifan: "Haha, since you like it so much, just give it to you! I have some new tunes and newer square dances, do you need them? You can let the little ghosts dance instead!"

Jizo Bodhisattva: "Hat? And new tunes and dances, show me!"

Lu Yifan immediately sent more than a dozen square dance songs such as "The Old Driver Takes Me", "Little Man's Waist", "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road", "Song of the Five Rings" and the MV to Jizo Bodhisattva.

Jizo Bodhisattva was so excited that he burst into tears!

Jizo Bodhisattva: "Wow, wow!! send me more than a dozen square dance songs at one time, how can I thank you for your kindness!

Lu Yifan: "Hehe, the Bodhisattva is polite." ”

Jizo Bodhisattva: "Yifan Immortal Friend, you have helped me so much, I must repay you! Say what you want! I know that you have just ascended, or I will give you all the souls of the female stars of China and other ancient beauties, and let them give you a shameful performance every day?"

Lu Yifan: "(a sweaty expression) That's not necessary, Bodhisattva, you're too polite, I'm just raising my hands, I'm embarrassed to ask for something." ”

Why did you erase the names of me, my parents, and my little wives from the book of life and death!!

But Lu Yifan didn't dare to say this.

To say this is to admit that he is a mortal, so isn't that a goof?

Jizo Bodhisattva: "Is there really no need? Diao Chan and Wang Zhaojun have a deep grudge and have not yet been reincarnated! There are also many female stars who made adult films in Xiangjiang in the last century, all of them are coquettish and charming.

Are you sure you don't need to?"

I'll go!

The sable cicada of the four beauties and the soul of Wang Zhaojun!

And the female stars of the last century in Xiangjiang?!

That's so tempting, isn't it!!

Lu Yifan swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, and let his second brother, who had already set up the tent, cold his stem.

The ghost of the underworld, I will definitely not be able to bear it as a living person, and after I ask for it, I am afraid that I will be sucked dry and hung up in a few days.

Lu Yifan: "Bodhisattva, is it really difficult for me to make it difficult for you to do this......?" I still decided, don't want to! Let them be reincarnated!

My sable!

My Wang Zhaojun!!

Woowoowoo......

My heart is bleeding!!

I want it so much!!

Jizo Bodhisattva: "Amitabha, good, good! Actually, I was just testing you.

If you can stick to your heart and not be confused by external things, you are a good seedling to be the next lord of the underworld!"

(End of chapter)