Chapter 689: Immortals Dance Square Dance Collectively!

The Jade Emperor was shocked!

How can there be such a strong rhythm and passionate music in this world!

Oh my!

My body felt like it had been cast with an immortal spell, and I couldn't help but writhe to the rhythm!

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart...... Singing the most dazzling national style ......"

The Jade Emperor even closed his eyes and hummed this song to Lu Yifan's music in this colorful galaxy!

"Jade Emperor, your actions are wrong, look at me!"

Lu Yifan pouted his buttocks, and swayed left and right in front of the Jade Emperor very ashamedly.

"Here-e-go! Jade Emperor is great, three circles on the left and three circles on the right, move with me!"

Hmph, Lao Tzu has been observing the group of uncles and aunts dancing square dances in the community all the year round, and he has already figured out their routines.

"If the Jade Emperor taught those immortals to square dance...... What would it be like?"

Lu Yifan said secretly in his heart while jumping.

That picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!

Guanyin Bodhisattva, such as the Buddha, Monkey King and the Queen Mother dance square dance together......

I'll it!

It's exciting just to think about!

After the Jade Emperor finished dancing, he felt unfinished and said, "Is there only such a song?"

Ouch I'll go!

This one is also addicted to square dancing?

"Don't worry, Jade Emperor, I have even more awesome tunes here! Listen!Music!"

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"

"Oba Gangnam Style~~~~"

"Set of horses, drop man, you are majestic ~~~~"

"Love is not something you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to buy it......"

……

taught the Jade Emperor more than a dozen square dance music in one go, and the heavenly master finally returned to his dormitory with satisfaction.

According to the urine nature of the Jade Emperor, if you have something good, you will definitely go back to show off as soon as possible.

Lu Yifan hurriedly turned on his mobile phone and found Fairy Chang'e.

Lu Yifan: "Fairy, fairy, are you there?"

Fairy Chang'e: "Yifan, just call me Xiao'e, don't be so polite." What's the matter?"

Lu Yifan: "Later, if the Jade Emperor teaches you to dance a dance called square dance, you must not learn it! That kind of dance is only danced by uncles and aunts in our mortal world, and it is a dance of soil and scum." ”

Fairy Chang'e: "Why did the Jade Emperor suddenly want to teach us square dance?"

After Lu Yifan told Fairy Chang'e the ins and outs of the matter, Fairy Chang'e was about to burst out laughing.

Fairy Chang'e: "You are really bad enough! You actually fooled the Jade Emperor to learn this dance, and also fooled him into teaching the immortals of the Heavenly Court." If you hadn't told me, I'm afraid I would have followed along. ”

Lu Yifan: "Who let the Jade Emperor climb my bed in the middle of the night! This is so scared and scared to death! Every time the Jade Emperor teases me, this time it is my turn to tease and tease him." ”

Fairy Chang'e: "Aren't you afraid that the Jade Emperor will condemn you?"

Lu Yifan: "Hehe, the Great Sage told me that as the Jade Emperor and the maker of the rules of heaven, he can't make a drop on mortals." ”

Fairy Chang'e: "You are really calculating! Oh, the Jade Emperor really notified us on WeChat to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and asked us to bring fans, streamers, umbrellas and other props.

Oh my God, he's determined to teach me square dancing!

Yifan, look at what you've made of our Heavenly Court!"

Lu Yifan: "Xiao'e, can you take a video for me when you go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in a while?" I want to see what this group of immortals is like dancing in the square. ”

Fairy Chang'e agreed.

After a while, Fairy Chang'e sent a small video.

Lu Yifan clicked on it and took a look.

But I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva holding the willow jade net bottle and swaying left and right.

Monkey King wielded a golden hoop stick, and his ass was higher than the sky!

The Buddha frowned, unable to keep up with the Jade Emperor's movements.

The enchanting and charming Queen Mother held her pet Hell Phoenix and swayed gracefully, but the phoenix was about to vomit when it was shaken.

Jizo Bodhisattva is even more exaggerated!

He actually called the Ten Halls of Hades to dance for him!

Yang Jian, Roaring Sky Dog, Clairvoyant, Lei Zhenzi......

The activists who often speak in the chat group are all energetically writhing to the music.

Lu Yifan was holding his mobile phone at the moment, revealing a meme he often used - the Korean uncle's spicy eye expression!

"Where is this dancing of the gods! This is simply a group of demons dancing!"

Lu Yifan couldn't close his legs when he smiled!

After the square dance teaching ended, the Heavenly Court chat group began to pop up messages one after another.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Amitabha, the Jade Emperor finally taught something useful. ”

Buddha Rulai: "Hey, square dancing is too difficult, I can't keep up with the rhythm." ”

Sun Wukong: "Haha, if you come to the old man, you also have times when you are not as good as my old grandson!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Wang, Ben Wang's square dance is the best, I feel like I can seduce the golden retriever raised by the Queen Mother of the West!"

Jizo Bodhisattva: "By the way, who taught this square dance to the Jade Emperor? ”

Jade Emperor: "This is what Lu Yifan taught me, and he also promised that in the near future, he will develop a game that is more fun than "League of Legends" for our Heavenly Court, which will be used to build the spiritual civilization of Heavenly Court." ”

King Yama: "Thank you to Yifan Immortal Friend!"

Lei Zhenzi: "A fan immortal friend, you are simply my savior!"

Electric Mother: "That's right! In Heavenly Court, I don't do anything except practice every day, that is, cultivation! With the square dance of a fan immortal friend, I feel that my life has hope again!"

Lei Gong: "Whenever I hear that dynamic music, my heart starts to be restless!"

Claireye: "It feels like I'm back in the mortal world!"

Jizo Bodhisattva: "I suggest that every night at 7:30 p.m., we will dance a square dance for an hour!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "One hour is enough? at least two hours!"

Buddha Rulai: "I can't watch it for three hours!"

Sun Wukong: "Who are you insulting? Yifan Immortal Friends have brought us such a good entertainment project, starting in at least four hours!"

Zixia Fairy: "Husband, I'll top you!"

Clairvoyant: "Agree with the words of the Great Sage!"

Shunfeng Ear: "Great Sage +1!"

……

There was a rapid rush of information in the group, and almost every immortal was speaking.

It seems that they were really shocked by Professor Lu Yifan's square dance.

There are thousands of messages, and Lu Yifan's eyes are dazzled.

"I'll ...... Why do these immortals like this kind of dance that only grandfathers and aunts can dance so much? This reaction is too exaggerated......

Lu Yifan was stunned when he saw it.

But think about it.

These immortals are older than their ancestors!

Time flies, and they suffer from loneliness and loneliness.

The emptiness in my heart is stronger than those empty nesters in my own community!

(End of chapter)