Approachable people have seen the world through wind and rain, and they can easily be frightened by the momentum of the mother-in-law. I saw him take out his bulging wallet, shake it and quickly stuff it back into his pocket, and said humorously: "The blood bank is rich in reserves, so if you want blood, you can release it." ”

The mother-in-law opened their O-shaped mouths one by one, as if they were going to swallow the approachable life alive.

At this time, there was a shout from outside the door: "Rose Hall is on the table, fried lobster, fried steak, fried crab, roasted grass carp, roasted field chicken, roasted taro, roasted ham, roasted chicken wings, roasted cuttlefish, all are delicious, all delicious." ”

The mothers-in-law smacked their tongues: "Ah, the village chief is going to kill us tonight!"

The male waiter came in with a vegetable basin, and when he saw a room full of primitive beauties, he froze for a moment as if frost had hit.

Boss Yi shook two fingers in front of his eyes, and he smiled, his eyes still glancing at the mother-in-law like chasing souls.

Liu Yulian asked: "It's good-looking, is it good-looking, is it the mother-in-law who is good-looking, or is the mother-in-law's play good-looking?"

The waitress nodded and kept nodding: "The mother-in-law is good-looking, and the mother-in-law's play is also good-looking." ”

Luo Xifeng smiled and said: "The young man is quite honest, let me tell you, our Changlong Village is not only beautiful, but the crops in the field are even more beautiful." If you don't believe me, on the summer solstice, you can come to Changlong with your boss Yi, and I will let you see the most beautiful mother-in-law and the beautiful crops cultivated by the mother-in-law. If you have a crush on any mother-in-law, tell me and I'll try to get her to marry you. ”

The waitress laughed and laughed, smiling contentedly and shyly.

Boss Yi took the vegetable pot, kicked him, and scolded: "Get out, don't do your best, the toad never wants to eat swan meat." ”

Supper has officially begun. The table was filled with a variety of special dishes, which opened the eyes of the mothers-in-law.

The approachable person preemptively gave each mother-in-law three glasses of cold beer in the capacity of the "three represents" of the individual, the family, and the village committee. Three glasses of wine fell into the stomach, and the mothers-in-law did not spare the approachable person. They also proposed to return the favor as the "three represents" of individuals, families, and companies. Approachable people are known as the "belly of the desert" in the wine field, and they have never really fallen down after so many years. Therefore, although the group of mothers-in-law in front of them were arrogant and aggressive, the approachable people did not take them seriously at all, and were very willing to accept their challenge generously.

The first to challenge is Luo Xifeng, her alcohol consumption is not inferior, but compared with the approachable person, there is a big gap. She knew that the seven mothers-in-law were all drunk and lying down, and he was still standing upright and peeing. Knowing that he is not an opponent, he wants to jump into the wine glass, why? In order to prove the spirit of the mother-in-law of Changlong Village who never admit defeat. Luo Xifeng exhaled and drank a glass of wine, and after exhaling in three breaths, the three glasses of wine were finished. At the same time, the approachable person also rested three wine glasses on the table with the bottom of the glass facing the sky.

Next, the remaining six mothers-in-law took turns to fight. When the last mother-in-law, Xu Zhixian, finished drinking, the approachable person was not only not drunk, but also sang the Peking Opera "Outwitting Weiwu Mountain" energetically, and the seven mothers-in-law except Luo Xifeng was sober as usual, and the other few were drunk on the dining table. Until midnight, seeing that the mother-in-law still hadn't woken up, Yi Approachable had to ask Boss Yi to temporarily lay a bed in the night snack shop to arrange for them to stay, and he returned to the commercial city alone to guard the lonely stage for the mother-in-law. Boss Yi offered to send him off in a car, but he refused, saying that the night in the city is beautiful, and how pleasant it is to stroll through the street alone, bathed in soft lights. He walked out of the night snack shop and stepped on the road along the river, where there were fewer pedestrians, and from time to time he heard the sound of the river crashing on the bank.

"Do you want to enjoy the quiet night view of the city alone?" a woman's voice floated from behind him.

Yi Ren turned around alertly and saw Luo Xifeng trotting up. He asked, "Are you here?"

Luo Xifeng looked around and said, "I'm used to walking with you on the sheep intestine path in Changlong Village, and I want to change my way and walk with you on the broad road in this city." ”

The approachable person whispered: "You are not afraid of people chewing the root of the tongue, saying that in the dead of night, we are still pressing the road in the city." ”

"Who likes to say let whoever says go, I'm not afraid, besides, there are fewer rumors between us?"

"I'm not afraid of crooked shadows, you're not afraid, what am I worried about. Say, what's the new idea?"

Luo Xifeng cocked his thumb and said with a smile: "It is said that you don't have to guess a woman's thoughts, and you can't guess if you guess." These words are not good at all for you, Village Chief Yi. ”

"Don't praise me, say whatever you want to say. ”

"Tomorrow we plan to go back. ”

The approachable person asked in confusion: "Go back, where to go back, Changlong Village?"

Luo Xifeng nodded.

The approachable person asked, "Isn't the propaganda in the city very good, and why did you suddenly change your mind?"

Luo Xifeng said: "It is precisely because of the effect tonight that I can see clearly that we don't need to be poor in the city to sing, we can open the door, let the guests in, and combine our publicity with the guests' on-the-spot sightseeing, and the effect will be better." ”

Yi Approacher gave a fist high-five, and said repeatedly: "Okay, good, good idea, on behalf of the village committee, I express my full support." ”

With the support of approachable people, Luo Xifeng is more confident. She said: "I have already calculated the day, the day after tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival, let's advance the opening time of the park from the original summer solstice to the day of the Dragon Boat Festival." ”

Yi Approachable said: "This day is good, it is a traditional festival, and it is a patriotic day, I am sure that there will be a lot of tourists who come to our Changlong Village that day." ”

Di Di Di, a car horn suddenly sounded behind him, and then the car almost stopped against their bodies.

Yi Jinren and Luo Xifeng stopped at the same time and looked sideways. Boss Yi had already poked his head out of the car window and teased: "The two of you are so romantic and leisurely, they are so fascinated to share such a colorful, quiet and beautiful night view of the city in the dead of night." ”

The approachable person asked, "Where are you driving so late?"

Boss Yi said, "Send you, and take Sister Luo back to my store by the way." ”

Yi Approacher smiled awkwardly and said, "Is that necessary?"

Boss Yi said: "In the dead of night, a pair of lonely men and widows are wandering under the shade of willow trees like ghosts.

Luo Xifeng disagreed: "How can there be such a thing, don't scare us hillbillies!"

Boss Yi said: "Don't take it seriously, it's common to meet bad people in this place to blackmail, and it's also common to get caught messing with the relationship between men and women." ”

Yi Jinren and Luo Xifeng met their eyes, and exchanged smiles with palpitations. At this moment, two patrol police cars whizzed by. Yi Jinren shook his head helplessly, opened the car door, bowed down and said, "Mr. Luo, please get in the car!" Luo Xifeng shook his buttocks, threw a wink, got into the car, and closed the car door with a bang, and then a voice came from the car: "Boss Yi, sit down, let's drive!"

The car started and sped away with a bang.

When the approachable person reacted, the shadow of the car was gone. He knew that this was Luo Xifeng and Boss Yi deliberately playing with him. It is common to be played by mothers-in-law, and it is not strange and accustomed to approachability. There was no way, he had to walk and walk alone on the empty road. After walking for about half a stop, there was a strong light behind him, and then a small car almost stopped grazing his buttocks, and Boss Yi's creaking laughter sounded in his ears, and he said while laughing: "Village Chief Yi get in the car, look at Mr. Luo, who has the intention to trick you, but he can't bear to leave you behind, so he has to force me to come back to pick you up." ”