Chapter XII
When the night completely covers the county and the lights are on, the "Changlong Village Sightseeing Agriculture Publicity and Promotion Gala" officially kicked off with the sound of good music.
The party was hosted by Xu Zhixian, the "young and fashionable woman" in the "Seven Fairies of the Long Dragon", and Huang Cuicui, the "pure and beautiful woman". As soon as the two of them took the stage, the audience exploded, some screaming at beautiful women, some screaming, some whistling, some coaxing, some staring and laughingγγγ chattering, all kinds of sounds. The people in the audience gathered more and more, people next to each other, and a large area of black oppression.
On stage, Xu Zhixian and Huang Cuicui ignored the excitement off the stage, and the two used the hosting form of rap to introduce a closed, backward but beautiful small mountain village to everyone vividly and vividly. However, just as they issued an invitation to the audience to "welcome to bring family and friends to Changlong for sightseeing on the summer solstice", five people with strange images and gangsters rushed to the stage and shouted: "It turns out that you are the mother-in-law of Changlong Village, you have set up barricades to prevent us from entering Changlong, and tonight, our city people will not let you lie here to confuse the public, and will drive you out of the county seat and back to Changlong Village." β
Xu Zhixian and Huang Cuicui almost said in unison: "You dare?"
A curly-haired thug jumped out and said in a sissy voice: "Yo, the two mothers-in-law are not bad-looking, but they speak fiercely, and they are not gentle at all." β
Huang Cuicui glared at him and ridiculed him: "Listening to you, it seems that Yang Qi is insufficient and Yin Qi is excessive, I think you are clearly a eunuch in the palace." β
The curly-haired thug made an extremely obscene move, and said obscenely: "You mother-in-law, you dare to underestimate my little ancestor, today I have to occupy one or three acres of your land to test whether my little ancestor is a real man or a real eunuch." He waved at the other thugs, and the thugs pounced on Huang Cuicui and Xu Zhixian in full view.
There was a scream from the audience.
Luo Xifeng, Leng Ziyue, Liu Yulian, Li Jiahan, and Zheng Mengyi rushed out of the inner stage with wooden sticks in their hands, and threw them at the gangsters. Suddenly, the stage became a battlefield for the "Seven Fairies of the Long Dragon" to fight with the gangsters in the county. At this moment, more than a dozen uniformed people rose and landed on the stage like Feiyan, quickly subduing the gangsters. It turned out that these people in uniform were Deputy Captain Qian, and they did not disperse after leaving the stage, but squatted not far from the stage, volunteering to escort these mothers-in-law. Soon, 110 arrived and took a few thugs with him.
Deputy Captain Qian said to the audience: "These mothers-in-law are from Changlong Village, a beautiful mountain village in our Tucheng, where the environment is beautiful and the products are rich. The villagers went to get rich and well-off, and the gentlemen went out to make money, and the mothers-in-law who stayed behind were not far behind and started sightseeing agriculture. They came here to perform to tell everyone that from the summer solstice, everyone is welcome to go sightseeing in Changlong Village. Next, please welcome the mothers-in-law of Changlong Village with warm applause to continue to perform for us!"
Suddenly, the applause was like a wave, and wave after wave.
Luo Xifeng sent Deputy Captain Qian and them off the stage with the most solemn etiquette of the Changlong people.
The show officially kicked off. In the place where the peach blossoms are in full bloom, why are the flowers so redγγγ beautiful songs, vivid dances, and crosstalk sketch lanterns with lotus, rape flowers, and peach blossoms as the theme, the atmosphere of the scene is pushed step by step. The whole party lasted for more than two hours, some people made statistics, large and small applause rang out more than 100 times, people all over the county ran here, and many places in the county were almost empty.
For a long time from that night, the "Seven Fairies of the Long Dragon" became the topic of conversation among the people in the city after dinner.
Luo Xifeng never dreamed that there would be such a fruitful harvest on the first day of entering the city. Therefore, after the performance, she yelled at her sisters to go to the most romantic supper city in Tucheng for supper. The sisters had heard that people in the city had the habit of eating supper, but they didn't know what supper tasted like, after all, they nested in Dashan Village, living a life of sunrise and sunset, not to mention what supper to eat, even three meals a day were also improvised. Now that Luo Xifeng wants to have supper, the mother-in-law is naturally so happy that she is about to go crazy. It turned out that as soon as the performance ended, they were tired and lay on the table of the inner stage like dead pigs, listening to Luo Xifeng's shouting, but they were so energetic that they jumped up from the table like a monkey and hugged Luo Xifeng out. When they arrived at the outer stage, a familiar face made the mother-in-law scream like a child meeting his parents. This person is approachable, and he came to the city to visit these mothers-in-law.
The approachable person also shouted: "I heard that your performance was very successful, and the response was very great. Special in the most romantic supper city in Tucheng ready for supper, treat everyone. β
A group of mothers-in-law were so happy that they almost flew up, and there was no suspicion of men and women at all, hugging approachable people, some sending hugs, some sending flying kisses, and some shouting long live the village chief.
The approachable person struggled desperately, and finally jumped out of the encirclement of the mother-in-law, jumped out, and got off the stage.
Luo Xifeng waved his hand and shouted: "Sisters, let's go, don't be cheap tonight Village Chief." β
The Night Supper City is a newly developed Dongcheng District, across the river from the Xicheng District of the old city. It is said that it is a night snack city, but it is actually a large beach and grass forest along the river, where some simple houses have been built and colorful lights have been installed.
The approachable person led the mother-in-law to a night snack restaurant called Xiao **. The owner of this shop is also surnamed Yi, a mother-in-law, and an approachable classmate in high school. The two had a good relationship when they were in school, and they have kept in touch since graduation.
As soon as the approachable person entered the store, a mother-in-law's voice came: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome the village elder to Hanmen!"
This mother-in-law is the boss of the small ** night snack shop, and I saw her slanted thorn out of a room called the Rose Hall in the corner.
The approachable person greeted him, although he was an old classmate, he inevitably shook hands and said some strange polite words.
Boss Yi became interested in the mother-in-law behind the approachable person, opened his eyes wide, and the two eyes rampaged through the mother-in-law like a searchlight. Suddenly, she cried out as if she had discovered a new world: "Ouch, look at me, I almost don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, aren't you those fairy women who performed in the Merry Commercial City tonight?"
The approachable person replied: "It's them, what's the matter, you Boss Yi also knows about this?"
Boss Yi smiled and said, "Everyone in the whole county knows it, can I not know!" She opened her arms and hugged the fairy women one by one. Afterwards, they were welcomed into the "Rose Room".
Boss Yi is a very talkative person, and now he met the "fairy woman", and he inevitably had a lot of words.
Luo Xifeng spoke: "Boss Yi, you see that our mothers-in-law are all mud legs, and they have no culture, and they are ugly in the county tonight, which has not affected your business, right?"
Boss Yi became excited all of a sudden, opened his throat and said like a horn: "The impact is great, the guests come and pull, and the conversation is all about your topics, some say that you are beautiful, some say that your show is good, and some say that they are ready to go to Changlong for sightseeing, they are so happy, very big!"
Huang Cuicui blinked her eyes and asked, "Who do you hear them say is beautiful?"
Boss Yi said: "All of you are beautiful, you look at all the eyebrows and eyes, and you want me to say that there are few mothers-in-law in the city who can compare to you." β
Huang Cuicui asked again: "Then who is the most beautiful?"
Boss Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Everyone is beautiful, no high or low, no high or low." β
Liu Yulian sighed: "Yo, anyway, the most beautiful is not you Cuicui." β
Huang Cuicui glared at her: "You didn't listen to the handsome guy in the audience say to me, hey, sister, you are so beautiful, you want to kill me beautifully!"
Xu Zhixian stuck out her tongue and made a grimace: "If you don't perform well in my show, can you be beautiful? β
Liu Yulian's eyes widened: "Yo, you are a Zhixian, you will take all the credit." Or you're going to have a late night snack. β
Xu Zhixian muttered: "Please, please, isn't it just a supper?"
Huang Cuicui asked softly, "Really?"
Xu Zhixian took out a hundred-yuan bill and stuffed it to Boss Yi: "It's enough, it's not enough, I owe it first, and I will give it at the end of the year with interest." β
Boss Yi stuffed the hundred-yuan bill back into her palm and advised: "They are all teasing you, don't be so generous, you don't need so much." Besides, tonight is Village Chief Yi's treat, our mother-in-law don't pay for a gentleman, we have to let him break the bank. β
These words reached the hearts of the mothers-in-law, so the mother-in-law pointed to the approachable person with all their mouths, saying that they had to drain the blood of the village chief tonight.