Chapter XI
In addition, after the "Seven Fairies of the Long Dragon" entered the county, they found a place in the most prosperous commercial city, which is at the intersection of two streets in the commercial city, and is a big stage about one meter above the ground. This place is rarely idle, and there are often people here to promote products and promote cultural performances. The management authority of the stage is in the urban management bureau, and the consent of the urban management bureau must be obtained to use the stage, but Luo Xifeng and the others don't know this regulation, so as soon as they enter the commercial city, they go straight to the stage, put the items they carry on the stage, and occupy the stage.
The mother-in-law works at a fast pace, and from the moment they occupy the stage, they start shouting and getting busy. At two o'clock in the afternoon, the stage quietly changed, and was divided into two parts: the living area and the performance area. At three o'clock, a banner hung above the stage, which read "Changlong Village Sightseeing Agriculture Promotion and Art Gala". Evening parties, literature and art, sightseeing and agriculture, all of which are quite fresh words not only attract the attention of the people in the city, but also stimulate the interest of the people in the city. Throughout the afternoon, it became the most popular and lively place in the county. However, just an hour before the party began, a crowd of men dressed in city control uniforms surrounded the stage. A man with a round body and a fat face walked up to the stage triumphantly with an electric baton in his hand and shouted: "Who is it? Who is so bold, without the approval of the city management, occupying the stage without authorization, and hanging it indiscriminately to affect the appearance of the city." ”
The "Seven Fairies of the Long Dragon" was preparing for a performance in the living area, when they heard the cry and rushed out with Luo Xifeng.
Luo Xifeng stepped forward, grabbed the man's arm, and asked in a sharp voice: "Who are you? ”
The man patted his clothes: "Didn't you see what you were wearing?"
Luo Xifeng pulled his clothes and said disdainfully: "What clothes? I look like a flower child." ”
The man was furious, and said angrily: "Presumptuous, you are simply unable to desecrate the national law enforcement symbol." ”
Luo Xifeng sneered: "Don't think that you can represent the law by wearing a uniform, you have an old lady in this costume!" She turned back and shouted at Li Jiahan, "Go and bring that uniform for the performance." ”
After a while, Li Jiahan really took out a set of police uniforms and shook it at the man.
Luo Xifeng quickly put on his police uniform and yelled at the man: "If you don't look like a policeman, get out of me quickly, or I'll send you to the Public Security Bureau later." ”
The man waved and shouted: "Brothers, dismantle the platform and escort this mother-in-law to the Public Security Bureau." ”
Off-stage, the uniformed people jumped onto the stage.
Leng Ziyue picked up a wooden flat pole on the stage to block in front of Luo Xifeng, and shouted angrily: "Whoever touches my sister Feng's hair, I will pull a bone on his body, if you don't believe it, you will do it." She waved her pole, which weaved between the men, making a whirring sound. The men held their heads and avoided left and right.
Luo Xifeng feigned anger and pretended to stop: "Ziyue, quickly put down the flat burden." ”
Leng Ziyue said indignantly: "I have to let these rabbit cubs remember that the country mother-in-law is not so easy to bully." ”
Li Jiahan stopped his waist and hugged Leng Ziyue, begging: "Sister Ziyue, stop quickly, otherwise, people will sue you for violently resisting the law and obstructing the execution of official duties." ”
Leng Ziyue stopped and sneered: "They didn't introduce which department they were doing or what they were doing? Just because they wore a tiger skin, they could prove that they were law enforcement? Can they sue me for violently resisting the law? I also sued them for pretending to be law enforcement officers to enforce the law illegally!"
These words poked them in the ribs, and the man who took the lead suddenly took out a palm-sized notebook from his bulging pocket, and his attitude changed three hundred and sixty degrees. "This is my work card", he paused for a moment, then barely squeezed out a few stiff smiles, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I am the deputy captain of the Law Enforcement Brigade of the Tucheng County Urban Management Bureau, and my surname is Qian." ”
Luo Xifeng's attitude also changed suddenly, and he hugged his fists and said: "I'm sorry, Deputy Captain Qian, our country mother-in-law has never seen the world, if there is something to live in, don't take it to heart, you are eating national food, don't worry about our group of mud legs." ”
Deputy Captain Qian was very hesitant, constantly rubbing his head, looking very worried, as if he had something to say but didn't dare to say it.
Liu Yulian stood on tiptoe, twisted his buttocks and approached Vice Captain Qian, and while hitting him with his elbow, he said angrily: "Vice Captain Qian, what do you think, are you looking at our beautiful mothers-in-law, what are you thinking about in your heart!"
Deputy Captain Qian swallowed: "Don't dare, don't dare, you are beautiful, all like fairies." But no matter how beautiful it is, we don't dare, we don't dare to have crooked ideas. I was just thinking that it is not easy for you rural areas to come to the city once, and it is even more difficult to do things in the city. However, we also have regulations that occupy the site must pay a certain site management and protection fee. ”
Liu Yulian sneered: "It turns out that you don't dare to say it, it's just for this!"
Vice Captain Qian nodded and smirked.
Liu Yulian said again: "If you don't want money, you have seven lives." You see which one you want, and if you like it, take it. ”
Deputy Captain Qian said: "How dare I ask for your life, I just charge a fee according to the regulations." If you don't pay, then you will have to dismantle your platform and drive you away. ”
Leng Ziyue crossed her eyebrows and looked at Vice Captain Qian angrily, and said angrily: "Whoever dares to dismantle my shelf, I will dismantle his skeleton." ”
Deputy Captain Qian was so frightened that he took a few steps back, almost fell off the stage, and was grabbed by Leng Ziyue's arm and pulled back. This moved Deputy Captain Qian, and after he stood firm, he bowed to Leng Ziyue and said: "Just because you didn't let me fall off the stage, my old Qian made an exception today, the fee is free, and the stage will not be dismantled, this platform will be given to you for free for half a month." But 、、、" he didn't say any more, just rolled his eyes and swept them over the mother-in-law's body.
Luo Xifeng understands this meaning best, isn't it to damage the public and private, and to exempt the public part as a personal favor, so that it is logical and grandiose to make a little oil and water for the individual! She lowered her voice and said: "Thank you so much Deputy Captain Qian, the people of Changlong Village will always remember your goodness, and they will repay your kindness with practical actions." ”
At this time, Li Jiahan came out of the inner stage and issued the sightseeing tickets stamped with the seal of "Changlong Tourism Agricultural Development Company" to Deputy Captain Qian and his subordinates.
Vice Captain Qian didn't know what this ticket was for, so he quietly asked Zheng Mengyi, who was standing next to him.
Zheng Mengyi introduced to him: "With this ticket, you are a guest of our Changlong Village, and you can come to our Changlong Village for sightseeing at any time, and I am willing to provide you with the most intimate service at that time." ”
At that time, society was gradually opening up, and the most intimate services were often understood by people with ulterior motives as sexual services between men and women. That's how Vice Captain Qian understands it, but Zheng Mengyi doesn't mean that, she means the kindest, purest and most warm hospitality that has been formed in Changlong Village for more than a thousand years.
Deputy Captain Qian glanced at her a few times, and saw that although she was past her prime, she was very beautiful and natural, and she spoke softly and gently. I had a good impression of her, and I was happy in my heart, and said proudly: "A word is a certainty, I will definitely come to Changlong to accept your most intimate service, you must not break your word!" He paused for a while, glanced at Luo Xifeng again, and arched his hand: "Say goodbye below, if there is someone in need of help in the county, just squeak." As he spoke, he quickly took out a business card from his briefcase and gave it to Luo Xifeng, and with a wave of his hand, a group of people jumped off the stage and quickly drowned in the sea of people.