Happiness always comes so quietly that the ghost is caught off guard!

The punishment of ninety-nine is not heavy, although Li Wei also realized his mistake, but there is no need to be so ruthless!

looked at Wen Yuanbo with incredible eyes.

Big guy, are you furnishings?

"Don't look at me like that, just now Brother Luo passed on the news to me, and divided half of the treasures he robbed from you, and I will share half of you when the time comes, this is already the biggest right I have fought for you!" Wen Yuanbo said with a solemn face.

"So you swallowed half of it with tears?" Li looked at Wen Yuanbo, who had no discipline at all, angrily.

"Wrong, it's half of half of half, your master just took half from Lao Luo!"

I'm special!

Forget it, Li Wei doesn't want to complain, the half that the master took was definitely not for him, he didn't have any illusions.

With such a master, he should have this kind of awareness!

Something is better than nothing, one-eighth of more than 100 million yuan is not less, plus other spirit core treasures, etc., cultivation should be barely usable.

Li Wei spread out his hands and faced Wen Yuanbo.

Wen Yuanbo: "........"

Li strange: "........"

"Money, give me the money of the eight!"

Seeing that the other party did not react, Li said strangely impatiently.

Wen Yuanbo: "........"

"Money, what money?" asked Wen Yuanbo, puzzled.

"That's what you said to divide half of my money!"

"Oh~~~~, it turns out that you were talking about the money, it's gone!"

Wen Yuanbo pretended to be suddenly enlightened.

"Why didn't you !!!!?"

"Your behavior has damaged the glorious image of our Confucian system, and that money should be regarded as compensation!"

", I'm wearing a mask!"

"But these two can see your original appearance through the mask, and the three immortals are even more capable, unless you kill them all, otherwise you won't have any money!"

"Puff puff ......"

This time, Li Wei was really angry and vomited blood! Several liters of black blood were spurted out!

"Please ask Director Luo, what realm are you?"

"Guess?"

"Do you guess me?"

Luo Tianxing didn't beep much, and directly climbed his momentum, and a majestic spiritual pressure directly pressed Li Qi to the ground.

"Okay, okay..... Don't let go of the anger of the king!" He was suppressed by this spirit, and he almost went to see God, and then turned his head to look at the old monk.

Who knew that this monk, who looked kind, actually exuded a terrifying aura, and a Vajra phantom with a hideous face and wide eyes appeared behind him!

King Kong angry eyes!

The Bodhisattva lowered his eyebrows to show mercy, and Vajra's eyes were wide open in order to subdue demons and subdue demons!

The Buddha's light was shining, and Li Wei almost kicked his feet.

It's a hammer!

"Director Wen, what realm are you?"

"Ask me what I'm doing here!"

"I can't put out their mouths, but see if I can put out yours. ”

"Yes!"

Wen Yuanbo spit out two words lightly.

It was these two simple words, but they exploded in Li Wei's divine sense, and a heart-piercing pain spread throughout his entire soul, lying on the ground and rolling around with his head in his hands.

I almost forgot that all the Confucian factions are strong kings!

"You've got to give me some life!"

"Earn it yourself!"

"I don't care, if you don't give you some living expenses, I'll smear you everywhere!"

The word "extremely vicious" is vividly expressed in Li Qi's body.

Even food and clothing can't be solved, of course it's vicious!

"You can't help it, huh..... Give you 100 yuan!"

Wen Yuanbo took out a red ticket and stuffed it to Li Wei.

"Come on again!"

"Young people have to learn to save, and finally give you another one, there is no more!"

"No problem, fine traditional virtues are necessary to be a good ghost in the new era, thank you!"

Looking at the backs of the three of them leaving, Li Wei was overjoyed in his heart.

I made a lot of money, and I actually got 200 yuan!

Sure enough, my acting skills are like mine, and I don't have to worry about having nothing to eat!

Wait a minute!

Something seems wrong.............

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Today is the last day of registration, and I received a notice in the afternoon that all students will attend the orientation party in the evening.

Li Wei was lying upright on the bed in the dormitory, he was squeezed so much money by the three old men, he didn't even want to move, he just lay down at night, and was dragged by Xun Qingjin to attend the party.

The comprehensive auditorium is located in the southwest corner of the college, which is much larger than the previous auditorium of the Confucian Department for the orientation and meeting, but it still can't withstand the large number of students.

Some of the Taoist departments went late and didn't even have seats, but fortunately, there were few people in the Confucian department, so those who didn't have seats had to be cheeky and sit down here.

It is said that the Confucian department is still sixteen people, and the six ordinary classes have cultivated to the foundation building period with the previous spiritual core, and the key class is now also in the Qingyishui Dan period.

"Wait a minute!"

Several Dao students stood at the door, checking the students who entered one by one.

"Your student union?" a few people were confused for a moment.

"No, we're here to catch Laser Meow! That dog thief is very hateful!"

Zhao Youliang, the leader, gritted his teeth and said, after being "dedicated" and "friendly", when he came back to his senses, the other party had already slipped away, and his girlfriend was also noisy to break up with him, although the last thing was collected at the task office, but he still couldn't swallow this bad breath.

Immediately, Zhao Youliang and other victims formed a "meow hunting alliance", vowing to find out the dog thief and skin it for cramps.

According to their guess, the other party must be a student from the academy, so they came to the party to block the door.

"Dude, I think you're quite familiar!" Zhao Youliang looked at Li Wei with an unkind face.

"Everyone says that, and some girls often tell me that I look like the lover of their dreams!

After hearing Li Qi's explanation, Zhao Youliang became more suspicious: "Dude, you are very suspicious, as cheap as that 'laser meow'!"

"Oh, what did that handsome guy do to make you hate it so much?"

"Forehead ......."

How can Zhao Youliang have the face to say that kind of thing, it's too embarrassing, and so far, those girls have looked at them strangely.

"Since it's okay, let's go!"

is such a little budding new, and he also wants to catch me, a centuries-old ghost.

Just kidding, if you can find me, I'll wash my hair upside down!

"President, a suspicious target has been discovered!" After Li Wei and the others left, Zhao Youliang immediately trotted in front of Huangfu Xiuming and said.

"Who?"

"Confucianism, that ghost!"

Huangfu Xiuming heard that it was Li Strange of the Confucian Department, and instantly became enlightened, it should be that the goods did not run away, he had been hit by Li Strange's "childlike fun" before, and after knowing what happened from others in the morning, he said angrily: "It's not suspicious, it's him!"

"Then we're going to arrest him now!"

"If there is no evidence, press the army first, and then come and get the stolen goods!"

Huangfu Xiuming now hates Li Wei to death, and several highlight moments of pretending to be forced have been cracked by the other party, and his original younger brother has broken away, so he has to create the "Meow Hunting Alliance Association".

The so-called unintentional insertion of willows and willows, but he has nearly 500 younger brothers because of this, I really don't know whether to cry or laugh, but I can't stop the hatred for Li Wei.

"The welcome party starts now!"

"First of all, I would like to invite Director Luo to give a speech!"

Luo Tianxing walked briskly, opening the speech with a hearty smile on his face.

"Hello everyone, I'm Luo Tianxing, the teaching director of the Dao Department!"

"Today, we are full of joy to gather here to welcome students from all over the world, all over the world, first of all, on behalf of the leaders of the college to extend a warm welcome to the arrival of the new students!"

(Applause)

"Heaven and earth are the beginning of the three realms, the Tao rhyme descends to all sentient beings, if you are vain, you are boundless, and you take a step and a layer of heaven!"

"Cultivation is a matter of changing one's life against the sky, if you want to be at ease, you must be down-to-earth, and I feel the suffering of all sentient beings in the human world, and uphold the purpose of educating the world, open a school and establish a school, popularize education, so that more people can go to school and cultivate immortals..... (100,000 words omitted)"

Finally, two hours after Luo Tianxing said it, he reluctantly got off the podium.

Li Wei is also drowsy when he listens, is the leader speaking like this?!

Lao Ai said something unnutritious and long-winded, and Li Wei didn't hear anything meaningful in Lao Luo's speech just now!

"Next, I would like to invite Wen Yuanbo, the director of the Confucian Department, to speak!"

Trainees: ".........."

"I'll just talk about it!"

Wen Yuanbo seemed to sense the restlessness of the students in the audience, and hurriedly reduced the draft prepared in his mind.

Five hours later.

The early morning sun shines through, and many students in the auditorium are asleep, and the profound knowledge on the stage is still tirelessly speaking.

"Speaking of which, I have to preach the subtleties of my Confucian lineage...... (10,000 words), which shows the power of my Confucian department, friendly reminder: Now the transfer is still urgent......"

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped away by a huge Nyorai Divine Palm Phantom.

"Uh..... Next, I would like to invite Fang Zheng, the director of the Department of Interpretation, to speak!"

"Amitabha, the people in Buddhism have many words, and Lao Qu has a song "Pure Heart and Requiem Mantra" for everyone. ”

Kakya Kayan, Shasha Sha Shen Ja, Zha Zha Zha Tatana, Tata Tatana, Bopo Po Brahma.

Zhu Zhuye. Provoke the gods, cover the covers, cover the gods, cover the gods.

.........

Bobo, Sadness, Boboye, Van V

it!

"Master, please stop singing, I'm about to be sung away by you!" Li Wei heard this subdued Sanskrit sound, and half of the black qi in his body was gone.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot that there are still students from the underworld!" Fang Zheng said curtly, he had prepared several Sanskrit songs, but now it seems that they are not needed!

"Next, I would like to invite the resident representative to speak!"

...........

"Now I have the mayor to speak!"

..........

"Next, I would like to invite the parent representative to speak!"

.....

"Next, I would like to invite the student president to speak!"

.......

After this series of speeches, it is already noon!

And I don't know when it's a head!

"Finally, I would like to invite the freshman representative to speak!"

Everyone in the audience instantly came to their senses and rejoiced, probably to cheer for this last speech.

"Goddess, I love you!"

"The fart goddess is mine!"

"The fart goddess is everyone's!"

"Hmph, the goddess of my Dao system is also worthy of you!"

.........

I saw a beautiful figure slowly walking onto the podium, with a peerless face and a slender figure, which instantly made the students in the audience boil!

Dao system flower dwelling condensation!