Volume 1 Three Changes of the Divine Soul Chapter 59 Laser Meow
"Can anyone tell me what's going on?"
"What's going on with this ghost animal's painting style?"
"Ming Shao actually likes men's ........"
.......
Different expressions appeared on everyone's faces, especially Huangfu Xiuming's little brother, and the chrysanthemum instantly tightened.
"Well, I hereby affirm that I was just passing by this student named Huangfu Xiuming just now, and I am not very familiar with him!"
"Me too!"
"I'm the same!"
......
The younger brothers of Huangfu Xiuming couldn't stand everyone's eyes before, and immediately dissociated themselves from him.
Li Wei picked up the ring on Huangfu Xiuming's hand without any fireworks, put it in his pocket, and immediately used "Phantom Magic" to escape into the distance, because the speed of the car was too fast to see clearly, and several trees were broken halfway.
The speed was so fast that everyone didn't have time to react at all.
Huangfu Xiuming came back to his senses and found that the panda mask man in front of him was actually gone, and he was confused for a while, so he could only pretend to be lonely and said: "I ran away before I could force the other side, it seems that it would be better to use less of my overlord domineering in the future!"
Hard?
When everyone heard these two words, goosebumps suddenly rose, especially his little brother before, as if he had seen a flood beast, and quickly jumped back a few meters.
Huangfu Xiuming: "......."
When he said pretending to be forced before, the little brother behind him would immediately slap his beard, why did he suddenly lose his voice?
Looking back, the little brothers actually stood ten meters away, and the little brother who was favored by him just now and wanted to accept his fate as the propagandist protector of the Dharma stood twenty meters away, looking at him with a cautious face.
"Why are you all standing so far away?
Hey~, this little brother is really difficult to bring, this kind of thing still needs to be taught!
Little Brothers: !!!!
This group of little brothers is now like frightened birds, no matter what they hear, they will pick out the words, and then the meaning has changed, and they jump back for more than ten meters in unison, and the movements are neat as if they have been rehearsed.
"That...... Ming Shao..... Apprentice Huangfu, I still have something to do, so let's go first!" The little brother he was optimistic about before left a sentence and ran away without waiting for him to answer.
"I also don't think I should waste my precious cultivation time here!"
"Who am I? What am I doing here? Looks like I'm sleepwalking again!"
"I almost forgot.,There's a gacha activity in the game today.,I have to go back to draw cards right away.,Farewell!"
"Grinding and chirping when smoking, crying and crying after smoking, it's not interesting at all, it's not like the refreshment of my round game, and the copy is about to start, so let's withdraw first!"
...........
In the blink of an eye, his little brother slipped away with all sorts of excuses!
He was left alone in the wind!
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Li Weiwei, who should have been in an extremely comfortable mood, looks worse than crying now.
In front of him, a middle-aged man was quickly flipping the abacus, and said to himself: "Changbai Mountain Panlong Tree Twenty Dan Stage Spirit Cores; 910, a total of ten plants is considered fifty, and the market price of the Demon Treasure Bamboo is twenty-eight, so if you put it together, it will be counted as thirty without a spirit core. ”
"A total of 100 spirit cores of the Dan Stage, swipe the card or cash?"
Li strange: "........"
Just ran out of the distance, don't be caught by this person, "Phantom Magic" is like a child running in front of this person.
Li Wei wanted to resist, but after seeing the other party's face, he wilted.
Luo Tianxing!
Director of Taoism!
"I don't understand what you're saying!"
Li Wei felt inexplicable, as soon as the teaching director came up, he turned the abacus, and the speed was comparable to that of the appraiser of Duobao Pavilion.
"Compensation, of course you have to compensate for damaging so many precious flowers and trees!"
Li strange: "......."
"Aren't they just ordinary flowers and plants, how can they be as precious as you say!"
Li Wei suspected that this seemingly decent but actually sanctimonious teaching director maliciously cheated him.
"The old man must popularize the knowledge for you, look at the grass that you trampled on, full of green, full of leaves, it is a rare fairy grass!"
Li Wei looked at the past, isn't it just an ordinary plantain!
"And that towering and upright little tree, with lush branches and leaves, is a rare fairy tree!"
Poplar!
"Not to mention the emerald green bamboo, it is an immortal seed bought by the old man at a great price!"
Ordinary bamboo!
"Do you still think the old man is asking for a high price?"
"High!"
"Okay, forget it!"
Luo Tianxing also seemed to feel that it was not appropriate to let a student compensate.
Li was overjoyed, it seems that the teaching director of this Dao department is still very good at talking.
"The old man should dismantle you into eight pieces to comfort the spirits of these dead flowers and plants in the sky!"
Luo Tianxing said, and the abacus in his hand turned into a sword.
I'm Nima!
As the saying goes, God has the virtue of a good life, and repaying one's life will give rise to hatred, which is completely out of the teaching purpose of the all-round development of morality, wisdom and beauty of the college. ”
Li Wei immediately confessed, at this time, if he was in Pi, he would be suspected of deliberately receiving a boxed lunch.
Luo Tianxing thought for a while, and felt that what Li Qi said made sense: "That's right, our hospital is not a river and lake, and it shouldn't be fought and killed, so swipe the card or cash?"
"Wait a minute, I think it's necessary to negotiate this amount!"
"Hey~ These are all planted by the old man himself, it seems that it is better to avenge them!"
"If you have something to say, can you put down your sword first?
"Credit card or cash?"
"Cash......... I'm a student, I have to play one!"
"There is no half-fold, only fractures!"
Li strange: "........"
In the end, Luo Tianxing snatched the storage ring and the soul hook rope, and looted the contents of the contents.
His face bloomed with joy, and he said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be quite rich, and the soul hook will pay you back, and other things will be regarded as compensation!"
Luo Tianxing walked away satisfied.
Only Li Wei, who was sitting on the ground, was left.
Except for the soul hook, mobile phone, "Book of Life and Death" and the merits on his body, there is no hair left, even if it is used to add it, it is not so clean!
Li Wei felt that the ghost life was meaningless, and he really had the urge to be reincarnated.
What's going on!
The stuff is gone before it gets warmed!
Sue the teacher!
You have to sue the teacher!
Let him judge!
"5555, master, you have been bullied!"
As soon as the phone was called, Li Wei cried about being robbed by Luo Tianxing.
"This matter is already known to the teacher, this Luo Tianxing is too unusual!"
Liu Wenqing on the other end of the phone strongly condemned, which made Li Wei regain his previous look, and when he was about to increase his efforts to smear him, Liu Wenqing's voice came again.
"I don't even have half of me!
"Doodoo ....."
Li strange: "........"
Hung up?!
I'm so stupid, really stupid, with my master's virtue, I should have thought of this result a long time ago.
Well, now my wife will never get it back!
Become a poor ghost again!
You forced me!
That's why Hugh blames Ben Shuai for being unkind!
The corners of Li Qi's mouth under the panda mask showed a crazy look.
I saw that he stood up slowly, and the word "love" in his consciousness shook rapidly, and at this time, Li's strange old brain was shining, like a high-tech gun in a TV series, and it was slowly accumulating.
"Huh, what's that meow-faced mask guy doing?"
"That's a bear, not a meow!"
"Is that bear-like mask?"
"This guy is going to shoot a laser?"
.......
Lee's strange behavior attracted the attention of some of the students.
When the light was stored to a certain extent, it began to shoot out in all directions with Li Wei as the center.
A bag of rice carries several floors!
A bag of rice carries the second floor!
Feel the pain!
Whew.....
All the men who were hit by the laser fell to their knees on one knee and shouted loudly holding their storage rings or storage bags.
"Please accept my bride price!"
The laser also hit some of the women, but they just stood there and watched the shocking scene as if nothing happened.
It's amazing!
Dozens of men actually proposed at the same time, and the one who was proposed was also a man!
"Okay, you Zhao Youliang, you keep saying that you love me, but I didn't expect you to ......."
A girl scolded her boyfriend who was on one knee in disbelief, then stomped and ran back to the dormitory.
Li Wei walked through the Heart Sutra without any fireworks to collect the "bride price" one by one, and each time he received it, he immediately became friendly.
And the boys who quickly dodged and didn't get hit curled up in the corner shivering.
Really forcibly lock the man!
After Li Qi finished collecting these, he continued to fire lasers, and saw one lock after another.
It wasn't until the soul hook rope was filled with nearly 500 storage space magic weapons that he stopped.
"Am I in retreat for too long to keep up with the trends?"
"The charm of laser meow is so great!"
"Hurry up and be afraid, the fans will depend on it!"
Some good girls hurriedly recorded videos, and some of them even came up to ask Li Wei if she signed a contract?
Li wondered how he could care about this, and when he calmed down, he secretly blamed himself, hating himself for being blinded by hatred.
But that's it, only the soles of your feet are oiled!
Quickly ran towards the outside of the courtyard, this time I didn't dare to use "Phantom Magic", it was strange that Luo didn't squeeze him dry!
It's close!
It's right at the school gate!
Victory is at hand!
However.......
When he ran closer, he found three figures waiting for him with different expressions.
Dao system Luo peel!
An old monk of the Liberation Department!
Confucianism is very knowledgeable!
"This is your newly recruited student of the Confucian Department, don't say anything, you must compensate!" Luo Tianxing was the first to speak, and said with some anger.
"Brother Luo's words are wrong, as the saying goes, wealth depends on hard-working hands, my Confucian students don't steal, they don't rob, they reap with their ability, why should they compensate?" Compared with Luo Tianxing, Wen Yuanbo seemed much calmer, and looked at Li Wei with a smile.
Although I don't know what method he used to make so many people willingly offer treasures, but this is also a symbol of strength, for the Confucian long face, sure enough, the apprentices of the immortals are not idle people.
"Amitabha, there will be gains and losses! Today's little friend may make a profit, and tomorrow's little friend may have to lose!" said the old monk with a peaceful face.
In the end, after a bit of bickering between the three of them, an agreement was reached.
One: confiscate Li Qi, hand it over to the task office, and let the lost person collect it himself.
2. A written review must be made.
3. Compensate the victims for their moral losses.
Fourth: Do not use demon magic to harm the students in the hospital.
Five: In view of the seriousness of the matter, it is necessary to complete the ten tasks attached to its strength free of charge.
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Ninety-nine: No open defecation.
Li strange: "..........."