Chapter 357: Bitter Demon God (Second Update)

What is the little blue pill?

Anyone who has been to a pharmacy will definitely understand.

This thing is a kind of health care drug, which has certain side effects for ordinary people, but it is not for immortals!

Just like Lu Yifan's diarrhea suspension before, the effect of this medicine on immortals is the same as the effect on mortals.

Ordinary people can usually eat one or two grains and come for a night.

This Monkey King swallowed a whole bottle of medicine!

And it's Lu Yifan specially bought plus a lot of medicine!

Can this be okay?

Sun Wukong: "Yifan, this thing you gave my grandson to eat, it doesn't seem to have any effect?"

Lu Yifan: "It doesn't work?

Sun Wukong: "What you gave to my grandson, my grandson ate it all!

Lu Yifan: "You...... You've eaten it all? you!! ...... Are you alright?"

Sun Wukong: "Hahahaha, don't you underestimate my grandson?"

I want to break Lao Jun's alchemy furnace back then, and it's okay to eat his whole furnace of gold pills!

Just a few little blue pills, how could there be ...... Well?

Why do I feel like there's a fire burning in my body?

And it's still moving down?

Good...... It's so hot!

Why is this fire hotter than the real fire of samadhi?

I'm mad to death!!

It's so uncomfortable!!"

Sun Wukong's flag is simply standing up!

Before he finished speaking, the effect of the little blue pill came into play.

Lu Yifan: "Great Sage, you go to Zixia Fairy immediately! Hurry up!! only she can save you!!"

Sun Wukong: "What kind of poison did you give my grandson? Why is it so terrible!!?"

My grandson is so hot!!"

Sun Wukong had a splitting headache at the moment, rolling all over the ground, and his body was burning so much that he was about to suffocate to death.

On the other side, Fairy Zixia held her cheeks, her expression slightly resentful.

"This nerd has been married for more than 13,000 years, why doesn't he ask me to mention the matter of double cultivation?

Hey, I'm so thin-skinned, I can't let a girl mention it, right?"

As soon as she thought of this, Fairy Zixia was like a resentful woman, with a sad face.

are all husband and wife, how could Fairy Zixia not want to?

Normal people, even if they are not husband and wife, will think about it!

It's been 13,000 years, and when she is lonely in the middle of the night, she can only go to Tianhe to soak in cold water to relieve it.

Sometimes she deliberately wears some sexy clothes, but the Monkey King guy is still indifferent!

Thinking of this, Fairy Zixia couldn't wait to kick that dead monkey to death!

The Zixia Fairy, who was angry in her heart, pulled down a handful of fairy flowers, grabbed the petals fiercely, and pouted: "Dead monkey, stinky monkey, open up!"

Hurry up and give me a kick-start!!

Are you going to make me wait for you another 10,000 years?"

Right now......

Rumble!!!

The door of the Zixia Fairy's dormitory was smashed with a palm!

A figure holding a golden light flashed in!

Fairy Zixia recognized that it was Sun Wukong.

"What are you doing? Neurotic? Don't buy the gate with fairy coins?"

Zixia Fairy, who was already angry in her heart, was even more angry when she saw Sun Wukong.

However, Sun Wukong followed the demon, looking at the Zixia Fairy with red eyes, and his eyes were even hotter than the true fire of Samadhi!

Seeing that Sun Wukong didn't speak, Fairy Zixia snorted: "Why don't you speak? Dumb Dead Monkey, let me tell you, if you ...... today?" Yes!

What are you doing?"

"Zixia...... I want you to ...... I want you to !! now."

Then, above the clouds, the Supreme Treasure and the Zixia Fairy, who had become human beings, began to do things that the website did not allow to be described at all.

This lasted a full 20 hours!

The next night, Lu Yifan, who had done a good deed, had just finished taking a bath and was going to sleep.

Bite!

Monkey King has sent you a message, check it out!

Lu Yifan clicked on his mobile phone and took a look.

Sun Wukong: "Brother!! brother, brother!! me...... Didn't my grandson deal with it!!! hahahaha!! so !!cool!

It turns out that being a husband and wife is such a cool thing!

I've endured it for more than 13,000 years!

In the future, I will double cultivate with Zixia every day!!"

Lu Yifan couldn't help but shake his head when he saw this message from Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "If it weren't for me, you don't know how long it would take to open up!"

Sun Wukong: "Yes, yes, Brother Yifan is right! This time it's all thanks to Brother Yifan's magic medicine! That thing must be very expensive, right?"

I'm really sorry to break the bank.

By the way, didn't you want me to help you before?

If there's anything you need help with, just ask!"

Lu Yifan: "It's such a great sage, I feel that the third of the nine difficulties in my body, the demon god tribulation is coming."

I want to ask you, how do you get through this demon god?"

Sun Wukong: "The three calamities and nine calamities are the calamities of achieving saints!"

Throughout the ages, only a handful of immortals have really survived the three calamities and nine tribulations in mortal affairs.

They are all gods who look down on the world!

These include the Lord of the Western Heavenly Elysium, the Buddha of the Western Heavenly Elysium, the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Eastern Heavenly Court, and the Lord of the Earthly Prefecture, the Jizo Bodhisattva, as well as the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, Zhenyuan Daxian, the Ancient Buddha of the Burning Lamp, the Sanqing, and so on.

Even my grandson only survived the three calamities, not the nine tribulations. ”

After Sun Wukong's explanation, Lu Yifan finally truly understood how difficult the Nine Tribulations were!

Even Sun Wukong failed to survive the nine tribulations!

And Sanqing, such as Lai, Jizo Bodhisattva and Jade Emperor, are not the giant gods who are awesome and roaring?

If you can successfully survive the nine tribulations and then ascend to immortality......

Doesn't it mean that his future achievements can be the same as these giant gods?

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan's heart was hot!

Lu Yifan: "Then how to get through the Demon God Difficulty?"

Sun Wukong: "I heard that the so-called demon god difficulty is to attract the essence and blood of those who have become immortals but have not yet become immortals into the body in mortal affairs.

At that time, the essence and blood of people contained a terrifying substance - the Demon God of Misery!

The Demon God of Misery can erode people's minds, devour people's will, and disperse people's cultivation.

Only those who can resist the Demon God of Misery with the supreme will can truly survive the Demon God Tribulation. ”

Hearing this, Lu Yifan couldn't help but be stunned!

The essence blood of those who will become immortals but have not yet become immortals?

So where can I find it?

And even if it is found, the Demon God of Misery is a terrifying substance in the Ascension Period!

Who mortal can withstand it?

This thing is introduced into the body, and the soul must be scattered!

Lu Yifan: "...... Is there really anyone who can survive this kind of calamity? Can the Golden Pill Stage withstand the Demon God of Misery in the Ascension Stage?"

Sun Wukong: "Do you think that Rulai and Jade Emperor can become casually?"

They had been cultivating for thousands of years in the Jindan period, constantly condensing their will and body, and only then did they survive the difficulty of the Demon God!"

(PS: I can't stand it...... I'm going to sleep...... )

(End of chapter)