Lu Yifan: "Brother Dasheng is not there, I am a beautiful girl~~~~"

Monkey King: "...... (Three vomiting expressions)"

Lu Yifan: "No kidding, Great Sage, I have a question for you." ”

Sun Wukong: "What is the matter, please ask my grandson? First of all, I can't help you with the things in the room." ”

Lu Yifan: "...... Do you think I'm like someone who can't do that?"

Sun Wukong: "Who let you have so many wives? And all the countries are beautiful, this can't squeeze you out?"

Lu Yifan: "Hey, there's no way, handsome and rich, the girls are crying and shouting one by one and begging to kneel to be by me."

You say, what can I do?

The girl is stripped naked and puts her legs open in front of me, can I not go up?"

Sun Wukong: "Beast! Open your mouth and close your mouth is a girl!"

Lu Yifan: "Wait...... Great Sage, listen to your tone...... You can't be a place, right!?"

Lu Yifan seemed to have discovered a big secret, and he didn't want to ask about cultivation!

The heart of gossip jumped up with a bang!

Monkey King: "Who...... Who said that my grandson is...... It's ......."

Lu Yifan: "Yo yo yo yo, you stutter when you speak, and you dare to say that you are not?" But speaking of which, the Great Sage, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, right?"

How have you endured these tens of thousands of years?

Do you use your hands, or do you use tools, or do you conjure up a bunch of little female monkeys to help you?

Could it be...... Just find a beast and solve the problem, right?

Wow Ka Ka, you immortals are really heavy taste!"

Sun Wukong: "Lu Yifan!! do you dare to say a word again, believe it or not, my old grandson went down to kill you directly?"

Lu Yifan: "Great Sage Mo is angry, I'm not thinking about the happiness of your lower body!

Brother is an expert in this area!

You also know that Di, there are many wives, familiar with the road, 30 years of professional drivers, absolutely stable!"

Sun Wukong struggled for a long time, and then sighed and said, "I ...... I'm embarrassed to mention that to Zixia!

It always felt like she didn't like that aspect of things.

We've been married for so long, and she's been with me all the time, and she's been happy, and I'm embarrassed to bring it up abruptly. ”

Lu Yifan: "...... That...... How long have you been married?"

Sun Wukong: "Thirteen thousand six hundred and thirty-two years, the wedding anniversary passed a few days ago. ”

Lu Yifan: "......"

Married for more than 13,000 years, the two of them are still virgins?

Lu Yifan feels that his three views are about to be refreshed!

What kind of fairy is this?

Youkai bar!!

So bearable?

After thinking about it, Lu Yifan ran to the pharmacy at the gate of the school, bought a bottle of small blue pills, threw it into the strongest immortal machine, and sent it to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong received Lu Yifan's red envelope and sent a series of question marks.

Monkey King: "???????

What's this little blue pill?

Elixir?

I'm tired of even Taishang Laojun's Jin Dan, and I don't need this thing anymore. ”

Lu Yifan: "It's not an elixir, it's not a poison, it's a magic medicine that can make you happy with Fairy Zixia!"

If you eat it now, go to Fairy Zixia immediately, and you will understand my intentions. ”

Sun Wukong didn't know why, opened the bottle, and poured the whole bottle into his mouth like stealing the Taishang Laojun elixir.

"What kind of medicine, I eat a bitter taste, and there is no fairy energy in it. How could it be a miracle medicine!" Sun Wukong complained while eating.

(ps:it.,Hurry up and finish a chapter before 12 o'clock.,There's no break.,There's a chapter in a while!Tomorrow the unit will also let me go to the half-day shift.,It's really serving!Is it so difficult to make up a full day off?)

(End of chapter)