Marshal Tianpeng: "Good thing! It's really a good thing! This thing called a cigar, my old pig is comfortable after smoking it!"

It's more comfortable than taking any panacea!

That's it...... This amount is a bit too little, I took two puffs and it was gone!

A fairy friend, can you give me some more?

It's not much, just give another seven or eight hundred!"

Lu Yifan almost didn't vomit blood!

Sassy pigs!

Absolute pigs!

Seven or eight hundred?

Don't say that Lao Tzu is gone, even if he does, he won't give you this pig!

It's not enough to take advantage!

Lu Yifan: "Marshal Tianpeng, I won't tell you, this cigar is a super tribute to the emperor that foreigners have provided to them!"

It's very precious!

Ordinary people may not be able to smoke one in their lifetime!

I still have ...... in my hands I'll take a look at ......."

Lu Yifan took a look, and the wolf mercenary group gave him a total of seventeen boxes of cigars, adding up to almost a hundred.

Lu Yifan: "I only have one left in my hand! Can't you take two more puffs of the previous one?"

One hundred to say one, Lu Yifan is determined to fool this pig.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Ouch, how did I know this thing is so easy to suck!"

My old pig has a lot of strength, and I sucked it in two bites, and I didn't even have time to taste it!

As soon as you are a fairy friend, you can give me the cigar in your hand to my old pig?"

Lu Yifan: "My feet, you better pick up the cigarette butt and take two more puffs."

Such a precious thing, for you...... That's the Tyrannical Thing!!"

Seeing that Lu Yifan refused to give anything, Zhu Bajie, who had just smoked and was addicted to smoking, picked up the cigarette butt on the ground, lit it and took a few puffs, until there was a little cigarette handle left, and then he threw it away unwillingly.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Okay, Yifan Immortal Friend, my old pig has obeyed you, Brother Monkey's secret, can't I tell you?"

Lu Yifan: "Obviously, no!"

Lu Yifan guessed that this Zhu Bajie must be a smoker, so he was in such a hurry.

He knows all too well what the state of mind of a person who is addicted to cigarettes is.

If you don't blackmail him at this time, is that his style of deer Yifan?

Marshal Tianpeng: "And what do you want?"

Bite!

Marshal Tianpeng glanced at the phone screen.

Lu Yifan returned the picture of the red envelope he had just sent out to him intact!

Nima!

When is the time for retribution?

Marshal Tianpeng can't wait to smack himself a few mouths now!

If he didn't ask Lu Yifan for the red envelope just now, now the cigar Lu Yifan must have given it with both hands!

About two minutes later.

Bite!

Bite!

There were two violent vibrations, and there were actually two oversized red envelopes shining on Lu Yifan's mobile phone!

I'll rob!

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Marshal Tianpeng and getting a copy of the 'Bajie Diary', which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”

"Congratulations to Marshal Mighty Tianpeng for his red envelope, and you have obtained a 'Taishang Second Turn Golden Pill', which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

Taishang two turn Jindan!

It's actually Taishang Second Turn Jindan!

Lu Yifan was directly surprised!

Rattle!

With this Taishang Second Transformation Golden Pill, as long as you take it after cultivating the Golden Pill, then your strength will directly reach the Great Perfection of the Golden Pill, and you don't even need to cultivate!

Lu Yifan was excited for a while, and then he handed the cigar to Zhu Bajie.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Ouch, this cigar is a good thing! This time, my old pig will have to smoke it to the fullest, and I must smoke it for tens of thousands of years before I finish it!"

Lu Yifan glanced at the cigar in his hand that was like garbage, and couldn't help laughing.

The so-called cigarette after a meal, the race over the living immortals, the ancients did not deceive me!

However, after glancing at the Bajie diary, Lu Yifan asked suspiciously: "Second Senior Brother, what do you mean by sending me this diary?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Hehe, why can Sun Wukong make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but he can't beat the monsters on the road? What is my monkey brother worried about, you can only understand it yourself after reading this diary."

The Buddha said, don't say, don't say!"

After speaking, Marshal Tianpeng no longer paid attention to Lu Yifan, lit a cigar from Wuzi, and smoked it beautifully.

"Rub, it's so mysterious!"

Lu Yifan muttered speechlessly, and then took out the "Bajie Diary" from the Treasure Pavilion, and couldn't wait to look through it.

July 10, weather: sunny

On the first day I left Gao Laozhuang, I wanted Cui'e!

July 11th, weather: a little hot

The day after leaving Gao Laozhuang, I missed her!

July 12, weather: sunny

On the third day after leaving Gao Laozhuang, I missed her, I missed her, I missed her!!

……

October 3rd, Weather: Your sister, the Flame Bandit is hot!

I miss Cui'e so much!

When I was with her, she was willing to let me try any posture, even after seeing my original form, she was not angry, and allowed me to arch on her!

What kind of neon dress fairy, what Chang'e fairy, in my old pig's opinion, is not as infatuated with me as Cui'e and loyal to me!

I know that she didn't leave in the end, not out of sincerity.

She thought that I hadn't heard Guanyin Bodhisattva threaten her, saying that if I didn't go to the West Heaven, I would send my old pig to the West Heaven.

In fact, I know better than anyone else.

Before, I especially hated myself for being a pig.

Later, I was especially glad that I had become a pig.

Turning into a pig, you can see clearly the ugliness of the gods and Buddhas.

Turning into a pig, you can also see how beautiful Cui'e is!

Cui'e, I really miss you!

……

After reading the diary for three months in a row, they all said that Zhu Bajie was thinking about Gao Cui'e.

And there are also a lot of indescribable fragments of him and Gao Cui'e described by Zhu Bajie in the middle.

Lu Yifan is speechless!

Lao Tzu didn't come to show you affection!

Lao Tzu wants to understand what Sun Wukong is worried about, hey!

continued to look through, and Lu Yifan finally found a diary at the end of the diary that had nothing to do with Gao Cui'e.

October 13th, weather: as cloudy as my old pig's mood

Today's diary is really not suitable for the first person, because what I saw was so surprising!

So I decided to write this journal in the third person! Here's what the diary says.

"Brother Monkey, I have a question that I haven't been able to understand. Bajie carried a nail rake, humming and following the monkey, his ears swinging the wind from side to side, and he still couldn't stop the bean-sized droplets of sweat from falling down.

Sun Wukong slowed down his pace and stared at Zhu Bajie impatiently, "Why are you so old?"

Bajie watched the monkey finally stop, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, you are thin, running so fast, exploring the road is like running for your life, if my old pig doesn't talk to you, he will not be paralyzed on the road.

After a turn of brain, I hurriedly made up a question:

"Brother Monkey, you said that you were known as the Monkey King back then, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, God blocked and killed God, Buddha blocked and kicked Buddha, if it weren't for this big show to stop you, who could stop you, how can you take a scripture, you can't get anyone's mount at will?